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Title: Christmas List
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 08, 2015, 10:54:50 AM
FYI, I'm keeping a close watch on how I'm treated this month. How people talk to me, who I get Likes from on the x, etc. I have a pocket full of cash for gifts.

Any particular thing you have picked out?

Saw Cammy Cam at the Iron Bowl breeze right by me on a hover board. I asked if I could ride and he said he was being chased and he was. By about 6 white college girls in boots. I know that feeling.

I had heard of a hover board but hadn't seen one till then. My boys had to tell me what it was.

Anywho, wish Santa would bring one of those as I'm getting too fat to run. That looks like fun.

Only big purchase by my standard is a rifle or bow for our 14 yr old.

What's Clause bringing you?
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 08, 2015, 11:09:13 AM
I hope like hell he is bringing Pruitt and Rocker to Auburn!
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2015, 11:29:54 AM
I want a pony!  And a Quarterback that doesn't look like a deer staring into my headlights as I drive 85 straight at him.  And a Receiver that can catch at least 80% of the balls said quarterback throws to him.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: ssgaufan on December 08, 2015, 11:35:48 AM
I want a pony!  And a Quarterback that doesn't look like a deer staring into my headlights as I drive 85 straight at him.  And a Receiver that can catch at least 80% of the balls said quarterback throws to him.

This is the Gus Malzahn wish list, not yours.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2015, 11:37:41 AM
My sister said they were stopped in traffic after the Iron Bowl and yes, Cam hovered right in front of their car.  She didn't say anything about 6 college girls chasing him, but she did say if she'd had her tennis shoes on, she would have caught him.

 
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 08, 2015, 11:43:54 AM
My sister said they were stopped in traffic after the Iron Bowl and yes, Cam hovered right in front of their car.  She didn't say anything about 6 college girls chasing him, but she did say if she'd had her tennis shoes on, she would have caught him.
Had a kid prob about 10 following him on one. Kid was obviously with Cam. Are you saying I'm lying about the girls? Fuck you.

Re: Rocker, WT would L-U-V love to get him back on de planes.

But, I guess I just don't know enough good about Pruitt to get excited for him.

I know about his supposed recruiting prowess (which we hear about with a bunch of coaches), the Saban connection and connections to Alabama HS's.

But the rumors about the altercation with Richt and staff turmoil concern me. Someone enlighten WT on why he'd be a better choice than Kelly or T-Rob or Ruff.

Inquiring minds want to know. Lay it on me aut1.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2015, 12:08:37 PM
Had a kid prob about 10 following him on one. Kid was obviously with Cam. Are you saying I'm lying about the girls? Fuck you.

Re: Rocker, WT would L-U-V love to get him back on de planes.

But, I guess I just don't know enough good about Pruitt to get excited for him.

I know about his supposed recruiting prowess (which we hear about with a bunch of coaches), the Saban connection and connections to Alabama HS's.

But the rumors about the altercation with Richt and staff turmoil concern me. Someone enlighten WT on why he'd be a better choice than Kelly or T-Rob or Ruff.

Inquiring minds want to know. Lay it on me aut1.

Well, R-Kelly is busy with his music career.  T-Rob has never been a DC.  And I have no idea what Dennis the Menace's dog has to do with this conversation.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2015, 12:44:28 PM

What's Clause bringing you?


4 days in Mexico, fly out 7:00am 12/24. Sun, beach, and beers.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2015, 01:24:33 PM

4 days in Mexico, fly out 7:00am 12/24. Sun, beach, and beers.

3rd world countries aren't pricing the common man out.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2015, 01:41:13 PM
3rd world countries aren't pricing the common man out.

Gonna have more to watch down there.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: Godfather on December 08, 2015, 01:57:53 PM
A Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2015, 02:02:03 PM
A Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle.

You'll shot your eye out, kid.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: djsimp on December 08, 2015, 02:18:43 PM
Ok, I liked everyones post in this thread. I am expecting to be rewarded generously.

Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2015, 02:22:29 PM
Gonna have more to watch down there.

Free disease and future illegals.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2015, 02:32:20 PM
Free disease and future illegals.


We obviously hang out in different places while in Mexico. 
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: chinook on December 08, 2015, 02:56:11 PM
i'm asking Santa for a hit on dallas by the mexican mafia.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2015, 03:02:25 PM
i'm asking Santa for a hit on dallas by the mexican mafia.

I'm not sayin' Santa will off a bitch.  Not sayin' he won't.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2015, 03:12:52 PM
i'm asking Santa for a hit on dallas by the mexican mafia.


The wife speaks the Mexican, she knows how to roll with the gangsters down there.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2015, 03:23:41 PM

The wife speaks the Mexican, she knows how to roll with the gangsters down there.

She speaks Ta-Ta-nese.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2015, 03:25:19 PM
She speaks Ta-Ta-nese.


Whatever keeps us out of trouble and discount on drinks.
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: GH2001 on December 08, 2015, 03:35:15 PM

The wife speaks the Mexican, she knows how to roll with the gangsters down there.

is speaking mexican kind of like speaking american?
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2015, 03:39:28 PM
is speaking mexican kind of like speaking american?

There's Spanish and then there is Mexican. Kind of like speaking English or Alabamian also Texican.

Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2015, 03:45:41 PM
is speaking mexican kind of like speaking american?

Only in southern Murica
Title: Re: Christmas List
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2015, 04:36:34 PM
Only in southern Murica

Si.