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Title: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 12:13:16 PM
So far, so bad.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: CCTAU on October 24, 2015, 12:17:14 PM
We are, as usual, uninspired.

Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: ssgaufan on October 24, 2015, 12:21:09 PM
At least our receivers showed up to play.  :sad:
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 12:23:20 PM
Eventually we will catch a ball, I just know it.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: CCTAU on October 24, 2015, 12:28:32 PM
I thought Mincy graduated. He just changed his number to 3!
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 12:32:44 PM
I thought Mincy graduated. He just changed his number to 3!
Doesn't help that their QB can stand back there and make a sandwich.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: CCTAU on October 24, 2015, 12:37:32 PM
Doesn't help that their QB can stand back there and make a sandwich.

Ten yard cushion didn't take long the throw!
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 12:41:57 PM
Ten yard cushion didn't take long the throw!
Good point.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 12:50:23 PM
Oh so now we are going to go full-on stupid with the play calling. Thanks Gushlee.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 12:51:38 PM
And we aren't blocking anybody.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: CCTAU on October 24, 2015, 12:55:25 PM
Gotta be Rhett.

But then we have had so many drops, it's hard to know what to call!
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: oldautiger on October 24, 2015, 12:58:02 PM
Wow, we caught a ball, put Frost in at reciever.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 12:58:47 PM
Gotta be Rhett.

But then we have had so many drops, it's hard to know what to call!
True bc we haven't run any further than the distance to my fridge.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 01:08:38 PM
Damn look at Gray King coming through.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: CCTAU on October 24, 2015, 01:13:50 PM
I have no clue who we are as a team!
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 01:14:15 PM
I'm thinking we finally woke up.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: CCTAU on October 24, 2015, 01:17:36 PM
"The favorite candy for Halloween of the AU Tigers: Butterfingers"!

OK. That was funny.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: oldautiger on October 24, 2015, 01:18:16 PM
"The favorite candy for Halloween of the AU Tigers: Butterfingers"!

OK. That was funny.
I snickered................
a little
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 01:20:07 PM
I have no clue who we are as a team!
Same for me. Nothing consistent in execution. Mind boggling!

Our LBs were blocked for the greater part of the 1st half. Maybe we get some adjustments to help in the 2nd.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: CCTAU on October 24, 2015, 01:21:33 PM
Damn look at Gray King coming through.

Who is grey king?

And who let another white kid on the field! 😜
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 01:28:28 PM
Who is grey king?

And who let another white kid on the field! 😜
He was like our #11 receiver on the roster before Duke was released. 
Must have come from a family of fishermen judging by his name.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: CCTAU on October 24, 2015, 04:01:14 PM
Well boys, good news is, we got us a QB. Bad news is, we got nobody for him to throw it to!


Can we get Duke back!
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: The Prowler on October 24, 2015, 04:12:44 PM
3rd & 9, down by 8, ball on the opponent's 25 yardline...call timeout to get the best play you can call, allow the OC to call the play (nearly the exact same play as before), throw the ball deep to Ricardo "Stonehands" Louis. Good call Lashlee...throw it to a receiver that only caught a couple of passes, out of 26 thrown to him.
I'm about done with this season...Basketball season starts soon.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 24, 2015, 04:36:15 PM
This loss is on the receivers. The defense, although not world beaters, provided opportunities for the offense to get the win.

All we can do now is play for the future. We still have a good shot at 2-3 more wins this year.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 04:41:57 PM
3rd & 9, down by 8, ball on the opponent's 25 yardline...call timeout to get the best play you can call, allow the OC to call the play (nearly the exact same play as before), throw the ball deep to Ricardo "Stonehands" Louis. Good call Lashlee...throw it to a receiver that only caught a couple of passes, out of 26 thrown to him.
I'm about done with this season...Basketball season starts soon.
Yeah I don't mind the same deep pattern just to clear room underneath for two shots at a first down.
Arky's OC seemed much better prepared in the crunch.
 
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: The Prowler on October 24, 2015, 04:46:05 PM
This loss is on the receivers. The defense, although not world beaters, provided opportunities for the offense to get the win.

All we can do now is play for the future. We still have a good shot at 2-3 more wins this year.

#23 Ole Miss
@ #16 Texas A&M
#25 Georgia
Idaho
#8 bama

I'm not seeing 2-3 wins in the remaining schedule.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: The Prowler on October 24, 2015, 04:47:39 PM
Yeah I don't mind the same deep pattern just to clear room underneath for two shots at a first down.
Arky's OC seemed much better prepared in the crunch.
I don't mind that either, but I didn't see any underneath receivers.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 24, 2015, 04:49:05 PM
Idaho is one. We'll get at least 1 against Ole Miss or Jawja.

Mark my words.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 24, 2015, 05:03:41 PM
I don't mind that either, but I didn't see any underneath receivers.
Right...which tells me our target is predetermined.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: The Prowler on October 24, 2015, 05:19:36 PM
Right...which tells me our target is predetermined.
Yup, it's called Throw Deep to "Featherstone"
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: GH2001 on October 24, 2015, 06:47:01 PM
#23 Ole Miss
@ #16 Texas A&M
#25 Georgia
Idaho
#8 bama

I'm not seeing 2-3 wins in the remaining schedule.

Aggie looked like warm vomit last week

Uga has looked like shit since bammer drubbed them.

Ole miss - see their games against fla and Memphis.

Bammer looked like a pile of crusty dog turds today.

I ain't conceding shit. We have a baller at qb. Pass rush is baby steps with Lawson coming back soon. These guys aren't quitting. Take the 8 dropped balls away and we win without needing OT.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Jumbo on October 24, 2015, 07:03:07 PM
I think we get 2 more wins to finish up in the Ham. Then it's back to see how Gus reacts to the hot seat in 2016.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: RWS on October 24, 2015, 07:03:35 PM
#23 Ole Miss
@ #16 Texas A&M
#25 Georgia
Idaho
#8 bama

I'm not seeing 2-3 wins in the remaining schedule.
Ole Miss, UGA and Idaho of course.  I've only seen bits and pieces of a few AU games this season, but it seems like it's just hard for them to get the offense off the ground.  But once they do, shit gets rolling.  Just in the little that I have seen, I don't understand the random offensive substitutions and I don't understand why when something seems to work you guys immediately go away from that.  But then go back to it only when the game is absolutely on the line. 

Sean White actually looks pretty decent and could win some games if there was some sort of cohesiveness in the way that the offense works.  I think it just fucks his mojo up or something.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Jumbo on October 24, 2015, 07:04:35 PM
Ole Miss, UGA and Idaho of course.  I've only seen bits and pieces of a few AU games this season, but it seems like it's just hard for them to get the offense off the ground.  But once they do, shit gets rolling.  Just in the little that I have seen, I don't understand the random offensive substitutions and I don't understand why when something seems to work you guys immediately go away from that.  But then go back to it only when the game is absolutely on the line. 

Sean White actually looks pretty decent and could win some games if there was some sort of cohesiveness in the way that the offense works.  I think it just fucks his mojo up or something.
It would help if we could catch the fucking ball.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: The Six on October 24, 2015, 08:28:43 PM
(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width298/img/river-alabama/photo/aburn1jpg-b6e808c759e99b12.jpg)

"Rhett, yes you can save 15% switching to GEICO, but NOW is not the time."
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: CCTAU on October 24, 2015, 08:29:20 PM
Aggie looked like warm vomit last week

Uga has looked like shit since bammer drubbed them.

Ole miss - see their games against fla and Memphis.

Bammer looked like a pile of crusty dog turds today.

I ain't conceding shit. We have a baller at qb. Pass rush is baby steps with Lawson coming back soon. These guys aren't quitting. Take the 8 dropped balls away and we win without needing OT.

I thought it, my beyotch typed it!
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: jmar on October 25, 2015, 03:28:28 AM
Our best shot is to get Lawson back for Ole Piss. We could win that one.
We also get a win over Idaho.
That's two.

The struggles, blowouts and knee crawling by the others are deceptive. Team's get tired and don't play balls to the wall every week but they seem to have plenty against us.

The trip to Aggieland will be as tough to overcome as UGA and Bama at home.

As it stands I agree with Jumbo...Birmingham bound with a warmer seat.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: The Prowler on October 25, 2015, 08:12:22 AM
(http://imgick.al.com/home/bama-media/width298/img/river-alabama/photo/aburn1jpg-b6e808c759e99b12.jpg)

"Rhett, yes you can save 15% switching to GEICO, but NOW is not the time."
Is that a vest that Malzahn is wearing or does he cut off the sleeves of his Under Armour shirt?

That look he's giving is "Seriously, Rhett? You're walking home from Fayetteville."
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Godfather on October 26, 2015, 10:23:08 AM
#23 Ole Miss
@ #16 Texas A&M
#25 Georgia
Idaho
#8 bama

I'm not seeing 2-3 wins in the remaining schedule.
I see 5 wins on that schedule.  Fuck em.  At least we appear to be improving.  Down 14 and we didn't quit.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 26, 2015, 10:38:21 AM
I see 5 wins on that schedule.  fudge em.  At least we appear to be improving.  Down 14 and we didn't quit.

You heard it here first, folks!  9-3!
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Godfather on October 26, 2015, 10:55:11 AM
You heard it here first, folks!  9-3!

Honestly, I don't think we will go 9-3 however, I do expect us to be in all the final 5 games.  I have seen nothing from the teams on our remaining schedule to say well we are definitely losing.  Including bama. 

The fact we have bama and UGA at home make these winnable games for us IMO.  Do we have to play our best football (which we haven't seen yet) to win yes.  But I have seen improvement since Sean took over, and that's what I wanted.

Some have said that we will get blown out by UGA and bammer, and while that could happen, I don't believe it will.   Am I happy about this season....no.  Was I happy we lost to fat Bert....no.  But I saw team come back from 14 points down.  I saw a QB drive us down the field with 28 secs left for a game tying FG.  I see improvement and that has me optimistic.

I think if we can get out of our own damn way, you might see an actual team.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: GH2001 on October 26, 2015, 11:01:38 AM
Honestly, I don't think we will go 9-3 however, I do expect us to be in all the final 5 games.  I have seen nothing from the teams on our remaining schedule to say well we are definitely losing.  Including bama. 

The fact we have bama and UGA at home make these winnable games for us IMO.  Do we have to play our best football (which we haven't seen yet) to win yes.  But I have seen improvement since Sean took over, and that's what I wanted.

Some have said that we will get blown out by UGA and bammer, and while that could happen, I don't believe it will.   Am I happy about this season....no.  Was I happy we lost to fat Bert....no.  But I saw team come back from 14 points down.  I saw a QB drive us down the field with 28 secs left for a game tying FG.  I see improvement and that has me optimistic.

I think if we can get out of our own damn way, you might see an actual team.

Bammer beat Tenn by about the same score that Ark did.

UGA's last three games since getting overrated: blowout loss to Bammer, loss to Tenn, a 9-6 FG fest win at Mizzou who is AWFUL.

Aggie - see their last two games. Blowout losses to Ole Miss and Bammer.

Ole Miss - schizo. Got blown off field by Florida and Memphis but beats Bammer and Aggie. Anytime this pyscho I dont count as an Instant loss.

Lot of friggin quit in our fans I tell ya. If we lose, we lose. But why preemptively will that shit to happen?

ALL are winnable....WINNABLE being the key word.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 26, 2015, 11:16:16 AM
Ditto to what GF & GH said.

I'll meet anyone that disagrees outside SkyBar because there's only 2 things in life I really love to do: eat strawberries and beat somebody's ass. Strawberries are out of season.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: GH2001 on October 26, 2015, 11:18:28 AM
Ditto to what GF & GH said.

I'll meet anyone that disagrees outside SkyBar because there's only 2 things in life I really love to do: eat strawberries and beat somebody's ass. Strawberries are out of season.

I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.....and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 26, 2015, 11:20:21 AM
I love beer and pussy.  And I'm out of beer.


No....wait...I take that back.  There's a couple of cold ones in the back of the fridge. 
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 26, 2015, 12:01:24 PM
While I love the optimism and I do not wish to take the asswhippin' from PCT outside Sky bar-- I don't want to see you boys be let down. I gotta tell you.

Bama will beat us like a red headed step child. Like we were a back talking crack whore. Like a rented mule.

Take my expert advice or leave it and be disappointed. Prepare yourself to have the shit kicked out of you.

We have one guy that can shed a block and tackle Henry and he hasn't played but one half all year.

We will have a drug problem.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Godfather on October 26, 2015, 12:05:00 PM
While I love the optimism and I do not wish to take the asswhippin' from PCT outside Sky bar-- I don't want to see you boys be let down. I gotta tell you.

Bama will beat us like a red headed step child. Like we were a back talking crack whore. Like a rented mule.

Take my expert advice or leave it and be disappointed. Prepare yourself to have the shit kicked out of you.

We have one guy that can shed a block and tackle Henry and he hasn't played but one half all year.

We will have a drug problem.
Disagree, can't say that at this point.  Let's see how we continue to do and I may agree with you come gametime.  To much season left for me to say that in absolutes.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Jumbo on October 26, 2015, 12:09:22 PM
Only one thing left to do.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 26, 2015, 01:15:14 PM
Disagree, can't say that at this point.  Let's see how we continue to do and I may agree with you come gametime.  To much season left for me to say that in absolutes.
There is a lot of upside to lowering your expectations.

I saw all that I needed in Baton Rouge to get an idea about Bama.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: AUJarhead on October 26, 2015, 01:27:23 PM
While I love the optimism and I do not wish to take the asswhippin' from PCT outside Sky bar-

Never fight a drunk chief.  Never.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: AUJarhead on October 26, 2015, 01:29:02 PM
We have one guy that can shed a block and tackle Henry and he hasn't played but one half all year.

No, but Sean White is better QB than their Proactiv Spokesman.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Godfather on October 26, 2015, 02:20:08 PM
There is a lot of upside to lowering your expectations.

I saw all that I needed in Baton Rouge to get an idea about Bama.
Different team with a different RB.  We will also be a different team by the time we play bama.

Plus I know someone who for the right price could go Tanya Harding on Neanderthal Henry.
Not gonna name any names but his screen name ryhmes with Fuzz Willington
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: AUJarhead on October 26, 2015, 02:36:35 PM
Different team with a different RB.  We will also be a different team by the time we play bama.

Plus I know someone who for the right price could go Tanya Harding on Neanderthal Henry.
Not gonna name any names but his screen name ryhmes with Fuzz Willington

I thought that's who you send if the players want the oral sex?
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 26, 2015, 02:38:19 PM
Different team with a different RB.  We will also be a different team by the time we play bama.

Plus I know someone who for the right price could go Tanya Harding on Neanderthal Henry.
Not gonna name any names but his screen name ryhmes with Fuzz Willington
Know the guy you're talking about. Maybe he's as tough a guy as you seem to think but fwiw, I understand he's supposed to be at 3 or 4 way gay gangbang on that weekend in Eastlake.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Godfather on October 26, 2015, 02:44:17 PM
I thought that's who you send if the players want the oral sex?

I thought that was pretty obvious.  I meant the Tanya Harding sex tape, what did you think I meant?
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 26, 2015, 02:47:41 PM
I think if we can get out of our own damn way, you might see an actual team.

Listen to him.  This man knows.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 26, 2015, 02:49:23 PM
Know the guy you're talking about. Maybe he's as tough a guy as you seem to think but fwiw, I understand he's supposed to be at 3 or 4 way gay gangbang on that weekend in Eastlake.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Somebody really wants an ass beating outside of SkyBar.  #dukerampage
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 26, 2015, 03:12:58 PM
Somebody really wants an ass beating outside of SkyBar.  #dukerampage
#sendstrawberriesquick
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: The Prowler on October 26, 2015, 04:47:09 PM
We have one guy that can shed a block and tackle Henry and he hasn't played but one half all year.

Sadly, that one guy, that has only played half a game this season, is tied for 4th on the team with tackles for loss and 3rd with sacks...just to put into perspective how bad our front seven have done this year.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 26, 2015, 06:57:24 PM
Sadly, that one guy, that has only played half a game this season, is tied for 4th on the team with tackles for loss and 3rd with sacks...just to put into perspective how bad our front seven have done this year.

So you're saying there's a chance?
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: The Prowler on October 26, 2015, 07:22:45 PM
So you're saying there's a chance?
Yes, when he finally buckles the chin strap back on, the defense will be Rowdy. My suggestion to the coaching staff...this is just my personal opinion, but I feel that they should recruit a few more of these Carl Lawson type players at all three levels, every year (DL, LB & DB). When they go on their evaluations, look for the kid that terrorizes the opponent and has a fuckin shit load of energy...pay him more money than the other recruiters, then keep his pockets full and keep him happy. Again, just my opinion.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: RWS on October 26, 2015, 07:33:55 PM
No, but Sean White is better QB than their Proactiv Spokesman.
Unfortunately, I have to agree.  The OL isn't helping Coker any, but Christ he stares down receivers horribly and always looks like he has no idea what's going on.  Here's something I said in another thread before the season began:

Coker tends to panic and make mistakes when he has 8 seconds to throw against St. Mary's Sisters of the Blind's second string.  He's not consistent either.  Maybe I'm wrong about it all.  I thought that the season would be shitty with Sims as starter, and I was wrong.  I just don't think that they can mindfuck Coker into being serviceable.

Sims wasn't a worldbeater, but I know why be was able to beat Coker out last season.  Sims actually turned out to be pretty good and could make a lot of plays with his legs.  Of course, Amari Cooper made things pretty easy for him at times, but I liked Sims.  Coker and the OL are liabilities right now.  I said it before, and I'll say it again:  Jimbo Fisher trolled Nick Saban.
Title: Re: Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread
Post by: Godfather on October 27, 2015, 10:15:47 AM
Unfortunately, I have to agree.  The OL isn't helping Coker any, but Christ he stares down receivers horribly and always looks like he has no idea what's going on.  Here's something I said in another thread before the season began:

Sims wasn't a worldbeater, but I know why be was able to beat Coker out last season.  Sims actually turned out to be pretty good and could make a lot of plays with his legs.  Of course, Amari Cooper made things pretty easy for him at times, but I liked Sims.  Coker and the OL are liabilities right now.  I said it before, and I'll say it again:  Jimbo Fisher trolled Nick Saban.

All I know is, he makes my face hurt.