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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on October 05, 2015, 10:29:50 PM
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Yeah, I saw the thread. Not what this is about. So, we'll never see Duke catch another pass at AU. And my prediction is we'll never see Carl Lawson play another down for the Tigers either. I hope I'm wrong but I can totally see Lawson sitting it all out and taking the mindset that he'll just take his freakish physique and abilities into off season combines and private workouts and land a late second round....3rd round pick and cash in. Fine!!!!
Does anyone suddenly see a scenario where Gus Malzahn says, "Nothing to lose anymore. Balls to the wall. Open the playbook. Damn the consequences. Let's do some of that Gus Bus shit."
Tell Muschamp...all out...Rex Ryan...Seattle Seahawks...fuck with their heads....100 different formations/blitzes...turn it loose.
I for one, would get wood if that happened. Look, this season is toast. We have talent out the ass. Let it rip. Let the chips fall where they may.
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Coarch Malzahns can get that tattoo of Roy Orbison his momma always told him he couldn't have!
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It's not going to happen. I understand that. But look, you're 3-2. You've struggled like hell to get to that stellar record. Your best defensive and offensive players are gone. But the silver lining is, your roster is overrun with 4 and 5 star players at every position. Everyone is predicting you not to win an SEC game this year.....
Why not circle the wagons and tell the players and coaches...."Damn the consequences. We about to shock the world."
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Actually, I think this will happen against the Mildcats.
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It's not going to happen. I understand that. But look, you're 3-2. You've struggled like hell to get to that stellar record. Your best defensive and offensive players are gone. But the silver lining is, your roster is overrun with 4 and 5 star players at every position. Everyone is predicting you not to win an SEC game this year.....
Why not circle the wagons and tell the players and coaches...."Damn the consequences. We about to shock the world."
This speech has me fired up. Not really but it's a nice try.
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It's not going to happen. I understand that. But look, you're 3-2. You've struggled like hell to get to that stellar record. Your best defensive and offensive players are gone. But the silver lining is, your roster is overrun with 4 and 5 star players at every position. Everyone is predicting you not to win an SEC game this year.....
Why not circle the wagons and tell the players and coaches...."Damn the consequences. We about to shock the world...or not"
Fixed
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Fixed
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No we aren't shocking anyone just bc we dump a prima donna. That was merely a symptom. The problems are executing up front on both sides of the ball. And with the announcement of an open competition at QB we are at the mercy of the two headed guru.
Losing Duke doesn't change the fact that we are getting pushed around.
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No we aren't shocking anyone just bc we dump a prima donna. That was merely a symptom. The problems are executing up front on both sides of the ball. And with the announcement of an open competition at QB we are at the mercy of the two headed guru.
Losing Duke doesn't change the fact that we are getting pushed around.
I agree
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Not sure if anyone has stated this, but TE Jalen Harris was involved in a horrible accident Sunday, luckily he's fine...I'm really not sure how, because the vehicle was in is smashed up very bad.
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Not sure if anyone has stated this, but TE Jalen Harris was involved in a horrible accident Sunday, luckily he's fine...I'm really not sure how, because the vehicle was in is smashed up very bad.
(http://wsfa.images.worldnow.com/images/8952842_G.jpg)
Looks like he stole the Gus Bus.
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Every time we have a shitty or subpar year, we wonder why the coaches don't just throw it all out the window and become wild banshee play callers.
And it never happens. In fact, it seems like they more often become even more conservative than they usually are.
I think for one, coaches realize that their team sucks and the only real chance they have to winning more games is to protect the ball on offense and put the defense in a position to not give up too many big plays. This way we can take advantage of field position to get a field goal or a few touchdowns while the defense can wait for the opposition's offense to make a mistake. Further, it kills the clock keeping everyone rested.
Secondly, after seeing the ineptitude of our players in executing the simple plays, you really want to watch them try to do something complicated?
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Every time we have a shitty or subpar year, we wonder why the coaches don't just throw it all out the window and become wild banshee play callers.
And it never happens. In fact, it seems like they more often become even more conservative than they usually are.
I think for one, coaches realize that their team sucks and the only real chance they have to winning more games is to protect the ball on offense and put the defense in a position to not give up too many big plays. This way we can take advantage of field position to get a field goal or a few touchdowns while the defense can wait for the opposition's offense to make a mistake. Further, it kills the clock keeping everyone rested.
Secondly, after seeing the ineptitude of our players in executing the simple plays, you really want to watch them try to do something complicated?
I agree. Snags is a dumbass.
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Every time we have a shitty or subpar year, we wonder why the coaches don't just throw it all out the window and become wild banshee play callers.
And it never happens. In fact, it seems like they more often become even more conservative than they usually are.
I think for one, coaches realize that their team sucks and the only real chance they have to winning more games is to protect the ball on offense and put the defense in a position to not give up too many big plays. This way we can take advantage of field position to get a field goal or a few touchdowns while the defense can wait for the opposition's offense to make a mistake. Further, it kills the clock keeping everyone rested.
Secondly, after seeing the ineptitude of our players in executing the simple plays, you really want to watch them try to do something complicated?
I guess I'm asking too much for our staff to have the handful of newbies up to speed w those so very familiar w the offensive system. Which begs the questions: Why can't we just recalibrate? Why do we need an overhaul? Again... we had the entire off season.
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I don't know about the rest of the shit Snags spouted, but I would like to see us blitz more. Look the way I see it (against Miss. State Dax was back there knitting a fucking sweater) guys are getting open in the Zone all damn day, so IMO blitz a LB try to bring pressure and make the QB hurry.
One of 3 things are going to happen. 1. he is going to complete the pass (which seeing our defense was a good chance anyways) 2. He's going to get sacked. 3. He is going to get flustered, incomplete pass or potential turnover.
2 out of 3 of those are good things.
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Like I said, it's not going to happen. But all I'd really like to see is Gus/Rhett calling a game like they have total confidence in the plays they're calling and the players executing them. Just run your offense the way you originally intended to run it.
And blitz. Yeah, blitz.
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I keep saying no, but i smell
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I don't know about the rest of the shit Snags spouted, but I would like to see us blitz more. Look the way I see it (against Miss. State Dax was back there knitting a fucking sweater) guys are getting open in the Zone all damn day, so IMO blitz a LB try to bring pressure and make the QB hurry.
One of 3 things are going to happen. 1. he is going to complete the pass (which seeing our defense was a good chance anyways) 2. He's going to get sacked. 3. He is going to get flustered, incomplete pass or potential turnover.
2 out of 3 of those are good things.
BLITZ?
You keep forgetting, other teams actually play with a TE. And the TE just steps behind the LB for a 20 yd gain. Because apparently the DBs ALL turn and run like hell in order to give that 20 yard bend but don't break cushion!
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BLITZ?
You keep forgetting, other teams actually play with a TE. And the TE just steps behind the LB for a 20 yd gain. Because apparently the DBs ALL turn and run like hell in order to give that 20 yard bend but don't break cushion!
He does that at will now anyways so why not blitz.
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I keep saying no, but i smell
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w420/EDIRPUA/LAFD_Large_Dumpster_Fire_No_Audio_YouTube2.gif)
Wonder what the odds of that being played on the Jumbotron next home game?
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If he was shithead and a cancer, then get his ass gone. He had several chances to live up to the rules that set before him.
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More than ever now, I see no reason why Gus Malzahn doesn't go balls to the wall. We have 7 games left. We will be the dog in every single game except Idaho. Any reason not to get these guys together and say, "Let's blow shit up.?" The talent is there, regardless if D'Dumbass Williams is there or not.
Run your offense as if you have a Heisman QB at the helm.
Tell your all-world DC to turn it loose. Damn the consequences. If he does that, I'm a Gus fan for life. Win, lose or draw. If he goes to Lexington and throws 10 passes....fuck him.
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Nothing is over until we say it is!
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More than ever now, I see no reason why Gus Malzahn doesn't go balls to the wall. We have 7 games left. We will be the dog in every single game except Idaho. Any reason not to get these guys together and say, "Let's blow shit up.?" The talent is there, regardless if D'Dumbass Williams is there or not.
Run your offense as if you have a Heisman QB at the helm.
Tell your all-world DC to turn it loose. Damn the consequences. If he does that, I'm a Gus fan for life. Win, lose or draw. If he goes to Lexington and throws 10 passes....fuck him.
Not sure what we have to lose by doing it. We will win 1 game remaining NOT doing it - MAX.
But win minimum 1 game going balls out. Possibly more.
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Not sure what we have to lose by doing it. We will win 1 game remaining NOT doing it - MAX.
But win minimum 1 game going balls out. Possibly more.
This^^^F'n This^^^
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This^^^F'n This^^^
So, what is it with you and balls being out. I mean, its like you want to hold them or something.
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So, what is it with you and balls being out. I mean, its like you want to hold them or something.
One must be in possession of first
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You guys going to get together and rub your balls together, to show solidarity?
If so, when and where?
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We'll then I guess there's only one thing left to do....
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We'll then I guess there's only one thing left to do....
Win the whole fudgeing thing!
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Gus did the right thing by dismissing Duke. But our offense will have less punch.
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Gus did the right thing by dismissing Duke. But our offense will have less punch.
Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
Don't forget to carry the nothin
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
You gotta have something if you wanna be with me
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We signed Billy Preston?
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Gus did the right thing by dismissing Duke. But our offense will have less punch.
Apparently 4 less, to be exact....
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He lollygagged his routes.... he lollygagged his catches.... You know what that makes him? Snaggle!
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He lollygagged his routes.... he lollygagged his catches.... You know what that makes him? Snaggle!
Snags is lots of things, but "gagger"? No fucking way. That dude could deep throat John Holmes and Lex Steele together. Zero gag reflex...so I've heard anyway.
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He lollygagged his routes.... he lollygagged his catches.... You know what that makes him? Snaggle!
I'm wiry.
And yes, I know those are quotes.
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I'm wiry.
And yes, I know those are quotes.
God dammit no. Get me some one who knows the format.
He lollygagged his routes.... he lollygagged his catches.... You know what that makes him? Buzz!
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God dammit no. Get me some one who knows the format.
He lollygagged his routes.... he lollygagged his catches.... You know what that makes him? Buzz!
Lollygagger!
:facepalm:-10,000 to snags and mods, please smack his pee pee and spike his warn meter.
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Lollygagger!
:facepalm:-10,000 to snags and mods, please smack his pee pee and spike his warn meter.
Damn it. I admitted that I wasn't following the format. I knew the format. I chose not to follow it. I'm a line stepper. A bit of rebel. Always have been.
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Is Duke really gone?
And if so, who picks up the rest of the rent in the apartment?
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
Counselor, I appreciate the input. But please, roll with my flow. "Gus did the right thing by dismissing Duke. But our offense will have less PUNCH." We've lost our PUNCH, now that Duke is gone.
Comments about the inadequacies of our offense aren't an acceptable response. Roll with the punches. Srsly, thanks for contributing though.
The rest of the bitches don't know a good line when it hits them in the face. At Skybar.
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Counselor, I appreciate the input. But please, roll with my flow. "Gus did the right thing by dismissing Duke. But our offense will have less PUNCH." We've lost our PUNCH, now that Duke is gone.
Comments about the inadequacies of our offense aren't an acceptable response. Roll with the punches. Srsly, thanks for contributing though.
The rest of the bitches don't know a good line when it hits them in the face. At Skybar.
WOTS, Duke punched one of the backup offensive linemen, nearly breaking his jaw. Shon Coleman told Coach Grimes what happened, Coach told him to do something about it, so he stepped up, displayed his leadership and beat up Duke. This all happened on Monday, before Coach Malzahn dismissed Duke.
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Counselor, I appreciate the input. But please, roll with my flow. "Gus did the right thing by dismissing Duke. But our offense will have less PUNCH." We've lost our PUNCH, now that Duke is gone.
Comments about the inadequacies of our offense aren't an acceptable response. Roll with the punches. Srsly, thanks for contributing though.
The rest of the bitches don't know a good line when it hits them in the face. At Skybar.
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damn Snags. Way to go. You used up the daily allocation of face palms. Dallas going to be angry.
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A bourbon with a nice coke product sir? Lovely with the facepalms. #winning
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damn Snags. Way to go. You used up the daily allocation of face palms. Dallas going to be angry.
Barley beating an FCS team allocates 1000 more, so we are ok. :facepalm:
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Barley beating an FCS team allocates 1000 more, so we are ok. :facepalm:
As opposed to Hops beating, which gets you 10,000.
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Barley beating an FCS team allocates 1000 more, so we are ok. :facepalm:
As opposed to Hops beating, which gets you 10,000.
Friday Morning I don't give two fucks in the AM.. Tee time 1:35
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Friday Morning I don't give two fucks in the AM.. Tee time 1:35
I'm playing now and posting from my phone. That's how I ball.
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I'm no stattiger but Gus (as OC and HC) here at Auburn is 30-2 when we run for 250 or more yards. I'll hang up and listen.
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I'm no stattiger but Gus (as OC and HC) here at Auburn is 30-2 when we run for 250 or more yards. I'll hang up and listen.
You can't run for more than 250 yards with that gimmicky offense.
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I'm no stattiger but Gus (as OC and HC) here at Auburn is 30-2 when we run for 250 or more yards. I'll hang up and listen.
Thats like a Tuberville stat, what was his we were like 44-2 when we scored over 30 points or something like that.
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Thats like a Tuberville stat, what was his we were like 44-2 when we scored over 30 points or something like that.
We scored over 30 points under Tuberville? Poppycock!!!
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We scored over 30 points under Tuberville? Poppycock!!!
We scored under 30 under Bruce Pearl. Man can play some D.
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We scored over 30 points under Tuberville? Poppycock!!!
What is it with you and cocks lately?
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What is it with you and cocks lately?
BALLderdash?
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Not a rampage. . . . http://m.oanow.com/sports/college/auburn/football/article_d0ed7966-6ec0-11e5-bc46-dff9cc76068b.html?mode=jqm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdcT33sKbn8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdcT33sKbn8)