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Title: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 22, 2015, 12:26:43 PM
I haven't really watched ESPN since they started airing more trolls than highlights. I loved ESPN back in the 90s when it was funny one liners accompanying the best plays of the day/week.

I know that for the past five or so years, ESPN has been trying to jump on the SJW train. That pushed me away almost for good.

But last night I had the new SVP Sportscenter show on while I was getting some work done. I honestly couldn't figure out what the topic was. They were doing a "Bad Beat" segment, and I figured it was about a team losing badly to another team, maybe an upset or an embarrassing loss.

I was wrong. It was actually a long segment dedicated to teams covering or not covering the spread.

Is that what ESPN has resorted to? SJW topics and pandering to gamblers?
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Godfather on September 22, 2015, 12:37:50 PM
I haven't really watched ESPN since they started airing more trolls than highlights. I loved ESPN back in the 90s when it was funny one liners accompanying the best plays of the day/week.

I know that for the past five or so years, ESPN has been trying to jump on the SJW train. That pushed me away almost for good.

But last night I had the new SVP Sportscenter show on while I was getting some work done. I honestly couldn't figure out what the topic was. They were doing a "Bad Beat" segment, and I figured it was about a team losing badly to another team, maybe an upset or an embarrassing loss.

I was wrong. It was actually a long segment dedicated to teams covering or not covering the spread.

Is that what ESPN has resorted to? SJW topics and pandering to gamblers?

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Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: CCTAU on September 22, 2015, 12:43:18 PM
Sounds like it is the opposite of:
 
ESPN Later!
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2015, 12:50:04 PM
If ESPN didn't carry college football I would drop them from my package.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: CCTAU on September 22, 2015, 01:17:48 PM
If ESPN didn't carry college football I would drop them from my package.

ESPN is the reason football exists!
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 22, 2015, 01:29:19 PM
ESPN is the reason football exists!

I thought Saban was?
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: AUChizad on September 22, 2015, 02:25:39 PM
I haven't really watched ESPN since they started airing more trolls than highlights. I loved ESPN back in the 90s when it was funny one liners accompanying the best plays of the day/week.

I know that for the past five or so years, ESPN has been trying to jump on the SJW train. That pushed me away almost for good.

But last night I had the new SVP Sportscenter show on while I was getting some work done. I honestly couldn't figure out what the topic was. They were doing a "Bad Beat" segment, and I figured it was about a team losing badly to another team, maybe an upset or an embarrassing loss.

I was wrong. It was actually a long segment dedicated to teams covering or not covering the spread.

Is that what ESPN has resorted to? SJW topics and pandering to gamblers?
For all your SJW needs.

http://awfulannouncing.com/2015/espn-blasted-for-tweeting-and-televising-sexist-gameday-sign.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=espn-blasted-for-tweeting-and-televising-sexist-gameday-sign
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: wesfau2 on September 22, 2015, 02:33:04 PM
Tha fuck is SJW?
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Shug Dye on September 22, 2015, 02:34:09 PM
Tha fuck is SJW?
Thank you. Thought I was the only asshole trying to figure it out.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: GH2001 on September 22, 2015, 02:36:57 PM
Tha fuck is SJW?

Social Justice Warrior?

Chizad and THS are very reddit and twitter savy.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 22, 2015, 02:37:55 PM
Tha fuck is SJW?

If you don't know, you don't want to know. Be glad for it.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Kaos on September 22, 2015, 02:39:56 PM
Tha fuck is SJW?

Seriously? 

SoJourner Wooth. 
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: djsimp on September 22, 2015, 02:40:16 PM
Thats not how you spell chicken.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: wesfau2 on September 22, 2015, 02:42:39 PM
Social Justice Warrior?

Chizad and THS are very reddit and twitter savy.

Must be a Reddit thing. 
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: AUChizad on September 22, 2015, 02:48:09 PM
Must be a Reddit thing.
I don't Reddit.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: djsimp on September 22, 2015, 02:55:05 PM
I don't Reddit.

We dont gettit.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2015, 02:59:35 PM
Smoke Jamaican Weed?

Speaking of ESPN and signs...pulled up a few of the best College Game Day signs.  Holy shipth there's some funny stuff out there, especially before ESPN really started cracking down on what they'd allow to be shown.  Surprised that Bama douche got that sign on.  Some of my favorites:

Saban Pees Sitting Down

From Harvard vs. Yale.  Yale cites Wikipedia

Still the best in my book:  Rudy Was Off Sides
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2015, 03:04:51 PM
See Jerry World, duh.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Godfather on September 22, 2015, 03:48:57 PM
Tha fuck is SJW?
Duh
South Jorja Waterboy
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: AUChizad on September 22, 2015, 04:02:21 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=SJW
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Godfather on September 22, 2015, 04:13:41 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=SJW

No one is going to fall for your shenanigans.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2015, 04:20:21 PM
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Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: AUChizad on September 22, 2015, 05:14:06 PM
Actually, the sign was yesterday's SJW cause.

This is today's.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/09/ban_the_kiss_cam_college_stude.html
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2015, 05:22:23 PM
Guess the long awaited "Cop-A-Feel-Cam" they plan on experimenting with in the Fall of 2016 might be put on hold.
Title: Re: What is ESPN Now?
Post by: AWK on September 22, 2015, 06:00:33 PM
Guess the long awaited "Cop-A-Feel-Cam" they plan on experimenting with in the Fall of 2016 might be put on hold.
So many puns...so little time...