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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on August 31, 2015, 10:49:12 AM
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LOL
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=868140206606522
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Of course, the spin is:
@RyanCFowler
Blake Barnett runs into a brick wall named Derrick Henry, but he got up quicker than most DBs will this year
@CollegeSpun
Video: Alabama QB Blake Barnett Collides With RB Derrick Henry, Discovers Why Defenders Shy Away http://collegespun.com/national/video-alabama-qb-blake-barnett-collides-with-rb-derrick-henry-discovers-why-defenders-shy-away …
And don't ask Saban.
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2015/08/watch_nick_sabans_comments_fol_1.html
Doing so resulted in some meme-worthy gifs.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/SabanFacepalm.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Chizad-Lappy/SuicideSaban_Shrunk.gif)
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Awww mommy why is the leprechaun so angry?
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Wow, that Derrick Henry is probably the biggest, baddest player ever to set foot on a college football field. Better than the entire 92' Bama defense.
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Reminds me of the stories we heard about Bo Jackson during his first few freshman practices.
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Reminds me of the stories we heard about Bo Jackson during his first few freshman practices.
Bo is no Derrick.
Wait...
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Bo is no Derrick.
Wait...
Derrick Henry flosses with rope.
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Wow, that Derrick Henry is probably the biggest, baddest player ever to set foot on a college football field. Better than the entire 92' Bama defense.
That takes care of one of the predications. :bamahomer:
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Derrick Henry flosses with rope.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Derrick Henry.
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Derrick Henry scissor kicked Angela Landsbury.
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Derrick Henry's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy just for him.
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Ghosts sit around campfires telling Derrick Henry stories.
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Derrick Henry does not hate me.
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Derrick Henry does not hate me.
Oh great. Way to hijack a thread.
Derrick Henry speaks Russian....in French.
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Oh great. Way to hijack a thread.
Derrick Henry speaks Russian....in French.
Derrick Henry's photograph is used for currency in at least 6 countries.
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Saban has a Derrick Henry tattoo on his penis.
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Only Derrick Henry's life matters.
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Broken glass crawls through Nick Saban to get a glimpse of Derrick Henry
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Derrick Henry can drink an entire glass of dihydrogen monoxide and have no negative effects.
Actually, he's pretty normal in that regard.
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Bama Quarterback Race?
Usually white
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Bama Quarterback Race?
Usually white
Put me a dime on whitey.
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Derrick Henry taught Chuck Norris martial arts.
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I went camping with Henry … I’m in the back of a pickup with him and a live deer. Well, Henry, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘I’m Derrick Henry! Say it!’ Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “Derhenry!†It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.
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Derrick Henry is considered a national treasure in countries he's never visited.
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Derrick Henry fucked this:
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/untitled-3.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/untitled-3.jpg.html)
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Derrick Henry doesn't need a QB, offensive lineman or a miniature coach. He also doesn't need name tags. He definitely never had a birth certificate.
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Derrick Henry does need a QB, offensive lineman or a miniature coach. He also doesn't need name tags. He definitely never had a birth certificate.
:blink:
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Derrick Henry does need a QB, offensive lineman or a miniature coach. He also doesn't need name tags. He definitely never had a birth certificate.
Give to the United Negro College Fund. Because the mind is a terrible thing. And we must stamp it out.
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Give to the United Negro College Fund. Because the mind is a terrible thing. And we must stamp it out.
Typos suck too.
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Typos suck too.
Nope still didn't help.
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Derrick Henry doesn't need a QB, offensive lineman or a miniature coach. He also doesn't need name tags. He definitely never had a birth certificate.
Derrick Henry can understand this.
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Derrick Henry can understand this.
You win the early morning internetz.
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Derrick Henry has never waited 15 minutes after eating before entering the pool.
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Typos suck too.
Typos are blood and mofos on this board are sharks.
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The Holy Grail is searching for Derrick Henry.
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Derrick Henry can post anything he wants on AUfam.
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Derrick Henry can make a Happy Meal cry.
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Derrick Henry once won a fist fight using only his afro.
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Derrick Henry once won a fist fight using only his afro.
Which is amazing since he has braids. That MF'er really is the man.
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Is this the Coker for Heisman thread?
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Is this the Coker for Heisman thread?
No. It's the Saban to Texas thread.
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Which is amazing since he has braids. That MF'er really is the man.
If someone comes at Derrick Henry, he just releases the braids through telekinesis and POOF....afro. Game on.
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Derrick Henry can believe it's not butter .
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Derrick Henry delivered himself at birth.
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Derrick Henry once won a staring contest with his own reflection.
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Derrick Henry can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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If opportunity knocks and Derrick Henry is not home, opportunity waits.
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Derrick Henry could actually help the cubs win a world series.
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If someone comes at Derrick Henry, he just releases the braids through telekinesis and POOF....afro. Game on.
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BS. -3.2 at the very worst.
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Derrick Henry stares makes Kaos eat tomato's.
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If Derrick Henry were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off a strong urge to thank him.
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When answering questions on a test Derrick Henry answers every question "Derrick Henry" .
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Derrick Henry could actually help the cubs win a world series.
That's just crazy talk.
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Derrick Henry gave his father "the talk".
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Derrick Henry doesn't like dallas.
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Derrick Henry doesn't like dallas.
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It was already determined that he was so bad that he did. (See 1st page of thread)
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Derrick Henry doesn't like dallas.
Way to blow the thread up, dude. Now it looks like Derrick Henry is just like everyone else.
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Derrick Henry prefers Fort Worth....
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Sex has Derrick Henry.
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Derrick Henry is the father of every kid in Tuscaloosa. Oh wait...
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Derrick Henry once taught a German Shephard to bark in Spanish.
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Derrick Henry can cook minute rice in 48 seconds.
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Derrick Henry never says something tastes like chicken....not even chicken.
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Derrick Henry gives bear hugs to bears.
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Derrick Henry once won the World Series of Poker using UNO cards.
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No less than 25 gypsy folk songs have been written about Derrick Henry's dreadlocks.
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Derrick Henry could have made the 2012 AU squad MNC.
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Derrick Henry has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks.
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Derrick Henry could have made the 2012 AU squad MNC.
Let's not push it.
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The circus ran away to join Derrick Henry.
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If Derrich Henry was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
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Derrick Henry can Process the Nicktator