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Title: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 24, 2015, 04:01:32 PM
Post often.  Wait....you have 3,619 posts.  You already do. 
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 24, 2015, 04:50:44 PM
Just what this place needs: another army guy.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 24, 2015, 05:03:33 PM
Just what this place needs: another army guy.


We do tend to class up the place.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 24, 2015, 05:14:27 PM
You know why soldiers wear brown tee shirts? So they can wipe their ass with them and no one can tell or smell the difference!
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 24, 2015, 05:22:56 PM
You know why soldiers wear brown tee shirts? So they can wipe their ass with them and no one can tell or smell the difference!

Your parents must be so proud.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 24, 2015, 05:36:27 PM
Your parents must be so proud.
I'm so bright that my dad calls me "Son".
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: oldautiger on August 24, 2015, 08:53:15 PM
Snags you ain't gonna win this against PCT, not him being a CPO.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Saniflush on August 25, 2015, 06:47:51 AM
I heared last week that two women graduated ranger school, which had me really confused cause I thought all the previous graduates had been women as well.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 25, 2015, 09:12:49 AM
I heared last week that two women graduated ranger school, which had me really confused cause I thought all the previous graduates had been women as well.

Several marks were left.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 09:41:03 AM
You know why soldiers wear brown tee shirts? So they can wipe their ass with them and no one can tell or smell the difference!



Last time I stood across from this uniform, I ordered two scoops.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/big-u-us-navy-enlisted-sailors-white-pants-97611_zpsoqyz1o6p.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/big-u-us-navy-enlisted-sailors-white-pants-97611_zpsoqyz1o6p.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 09:41:55 AM
I heared last week that two women graduated ranger school, which had me really confused cause I thought all the previous graduates had been women as well.


And both those women would kick your ass from Toomers corner to the stadium.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 25, 2015, 09:49:02 AM

And both those women would kick your ass from Toomers corner to the stadium.

No worries.  He likes it in the ass.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2015, 09:52:33 AM
Did somebody call me?

(http://www.rense.com/general88/Patton.JPG)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 10:12:45 AM
Did somebody call me?

(http://www.rense.com/general88/Patton.JPG)

I don't think a slap across a helmet is going to cut it this time. 
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2015, 10:18:48 AM
I don't think a slap across a helmet is going to cut it this time.

Patton would come back from the grave and whip these navy gays with Chuck Norris' penith.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2015, 10:29:33 AM
Did somebody call me?

(http://www.rense.com/general88/Patton.JPG)
"Never heard of her." - signed, Bull Halsey

Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 25, 2015, 10:31:23 AM
I learned how to tie a square knot in the Webelos. I would recommend that you not fuck with me.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 10:35:05 AM
"Never heard of her." - signed, Bull Halsey



Snickers at him.

(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/warrior4calvary/Unit%20Insignia/Audie%20Murphy/AudieMurphyInFullDress.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/warrior4calvary/media/Unit%20Insignia/Audie%20Murphy/AudieMurphyInFullDress.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 10:40:51 AM
A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant-shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, "Sarge".

The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn't part with him at any price.


A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. "What happened to ole "Sarge?" he asked.

"Had to shoot him," grumbled the General. "A friend came to hunt with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all he would do was sit on his ass and bark."
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Saniflush on August 25, 2015, 10:48:26 AM


Snickers at him.

(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n228/warrior4calvary/Unit%20Insignia/Audie%20Murphy/AudieMurphyInFullDress.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/warrior4calvary/media/Unit%20Insignia/Audie%20Murphy/AudieMurphyInFullDress.jpg.html)

Still never heard of her...
(http://viralknot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chesty-Puller.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2015, 11:05:07 AM
Still never heard of her...
(http://viralknot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chesty-Puller.jpg)

pfft

(http://imgix.scout.com/142/1420096.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Saniflush on August 25, 2015, 11:17:58 AM
pfft

(http://imgix.scout.com/142/1420096.jpg)

Game. Set. Match.

(http://universalfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/James_Mattis.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 11:30:41 AM
Still never heard of her...
(http://viralknot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chesty-Puller.jpg)


Puller received the second highest U.S. military award six times

He tried hard I'll give him that.


Audie Leon Murphy receiving every military combat award for valor available from the U.S. Army, as well as French and Belgian awards for heroism. At the age of 19, Murphy received the Medal of Honor
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Godfather on August 25, 2015, 11:52:38 AM
(http://cdn2.americancivilwar.com/americancivilwar-cdn/pictures/stonewall_jackson.jpeg)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: djsimp on August 25, 2015, 11:58:46 AM
(http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2004/02/11/cf2ace70-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/15539a68a2bbf64cbad9f59e94c0804d/image599624x.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 25, 2015, 12:02:28 PM
A lot of man-love going on in this thread.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: jmar on August 25, 2015, 12:03:52 PM
(http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2004/02/11/cf2ace70-a642-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/620x350/15539a68a2bbf64cbad9f59e94c0804d/image599624x.jpg)
Thisun was not to be toyed with.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2015, 12:11:52 PM
(http://cdn2.americancivilwar.com/americancivilwar-cdn/pictures/stonewall_jackson.jpeg)
What does Willie Robertson have to do with this discussion?
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: jmar on August 25, 2015, 12:21:21 PM
What does Willie Robertson have to do with this discussion?
Dude can spin a good yarn when things get slow.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 25, 2015, 12:49:51 PM
Dude can spin a good yarn when things get slow.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/thLK4Y8D9O_zpst3mbwbsr.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/thLK4Y8D9O_zpst3mbwbsr.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 25, 2015, 01:00:47 PM
Has not yet begun to fight and would still kick your ass and steal your ship!
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: jmar on August 25, 2015, 01:17:06 PM
Has not yet begun to fight and would still kick your ass and steal your ship!
Played a mean bass for Zep too.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: DnATL on August 25, 2015, 10:02:14 PM
Has not yet begun to fight and would still kick your ass and steal your ship!
Played a mean bass for Zep too.
He asks no quarter
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: ssgaufan on August 25, 2015, 11:33:55 PM
Thanks for the warm welcome.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: GH2001 on August 26, 2015, 09:40:18 AM
Patton, Murphy, MacArthur......yeah, I don't care what pictures are posted after those three are mentioned.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: JR4AU on August 26, 2015, 12:04:28 PM
Patton, Murphy, MacArthur......yeah, I don't care what pictures are posted after those three are mentioned.

 :thumsup:
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 27, 2015, 12:17:24 AM
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sm28Rt7k1qh81zdo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: bgreene on August 27, 2015, 12:43:27 AM
Dan Daly and Smedly Butler, both recieved the MOH twice!!
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Godfather on August 27, 2015, 08:24:01 AM
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sm28Rt7k1qh81zdo1_500.jpg)
He's only a Captain
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2015, 09:13:52 AM
What about Beetle Bailey?
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 27, 2015, 11:10:06 AM
He's only a Captain

And has much wrong with his uniform. (Which Hollywood is suppose to)
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: CCTAU on August 27, 2015, 11:39:20 AM
And has much wrong with his uniform. (Which Hollywood is suppose to)

In modern terms or 1941 terms?
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 27, 2015, 11:46:14 AM
In modern terms or 1941 terms?


both/either. 
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 27, 2015, 05:26:03 PM
What about Beetle Bailey?
Popeye put a spinach fueled beatdown on him.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2015, 05:29:45 PM
Popeye put a spinach fueled beatdown on him.

What a Sad Sack
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 27, 2015, 05:35:36 PM
Still never heard of her...
(http://viralknot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chesty-Puller.jpg)
“All right, they’re on our left, they’re on our right, they’re in front of us, they’re behind us…they can’t get away this time”
– Lewis B. Chesty Puller, USMC
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: CCTAU on August 27, 2015, 09:36:38 PM
I want to join in, but first I need to know ArmyEagles previous name.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 27, 2015, 09:40:27 PM
What a Sad Sack
You should have seen what he did to Sarge. It was so brutal that Bluto said, "Dayum!"

Popeye spent 3 months in the brig because of it.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: jmar on August 28, 2015, 05:37:40 AM
You should have seen what he did to Sarge. It was so brutal that Bluto said, "Dayum!"

Popeye spent 3 months in the brig because of it.
Popeye is on death row for brutally murdering Olyve and Swee Pea back in '76. Spinach my eye! It was the wreckless abuse of anabolic steroids and cocaine that led to their end, and his demise.
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: Godfather on August 28, 2015, 08:55:04 AM
I want to join in, but first I need to know ArmyEagles previous name.
Nothing of importance
Title: Re: Welcome ArmyEagle
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 28, 2015, 09:44:23 AM
You should have seen what he did to Sarge. It was so brutal that Bluto said, "Dayum!"

Popeye spent 3 months in the brig taking it in the ass because of it.


He was in the navy.