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Title: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: The Six on August 13, 2015, 11:40:56 AM: http://fox2now.com/2015/08/13/man-sues-throwed-rolls-restaurant-after-he-was-hit-injured-by-roll/ (http://fox2now.com/2015/08/13/man-sues-throwed-rolls-restaurant-after-he-was-hit-injured-by-roll/)

Missouri man sues â€˜Throwed Rollsâ€™ restaurant after he was hit, injured by roll

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The suit was filed on Tuesday by Troy Tucker. He claims he â€œsustained a lacerated cornea with a vitreous detachment and all head, neck, eyes and vision were severely damagedâ€ after being hit by a dinner roll during a visit in September of 2014.

Tucker is seeking $25,000 to cover his medical bills and legal fees. The restaurantâ€™s â€œcarelessness and negligenceâ€ as the lawsuit alleges has already caused expenses totaling $10,000.

The lawsuit claims that the restaurant should have known about the dangers involved in their signature practice.
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2015, 11:53:08 AM: Only $25K??? WTF is his lawyer thinking?

This will be "throwed" out on summary judgment. Hey honey, let's go to that restaurant where they throw your food at you.

OWWW!!!! Sumbitch threw food at me.
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: jmar on August 13, 2015, 11:59:32 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2015, 11:53:08 AM
Only $25K??? WTF is his lawyer thinking?

This will be "throwed" out on summary judgment. Hey honey, let's go to that restaurant where they throw your food at you.

OWWW!!!! Sumbitch threw food at me.
Al Green had a boiler of scalding hot grits throwed on his face for free.
Never heard him complain.
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2015, 12:17:15 PM: Here's an idea. Learn to catch, asshole.
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2015, 12:53:53 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2015, 12:17:15 PM
Here's an idea. Learn to catch, asshole.

The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: Godfather on August 13, 2015, 01:12:57 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2015, 12:17:15 PM
Here's an idea. Learn to catch, asshole.

Isn't he the Cubs Third Baseman?
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 13, 2015, 01:18:37 PM: Quote from: Godfather on August 13, 2015, 01:12:57 PM
Isn't he the Cubs Third Baseman?

Did Tommy Trott change his last name?
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: Saniflush on August 13, 2015, 01:27:35 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2015, 12:17:15 PM
Here's an idea. Learn to catch, asshole.

Was this guy a former Tiger WR? The name is not familiar but it seems like missing the roll would be in their wheelhouse.
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: GH2001 on August 13, 2015, 01:29:27 PM: Quote from: jmar on August 13, 2015, 11:59:32 AM
Al Green had a boiler of scalding hot grits throwed on his face for free.
Never heard him complain.

That should have been a suit just for wasting good grits. You did say they were scalding.
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: Jumbo on August 13, 2015, 01:30:13 PM: Was it Sammie Coates?
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: GH2001 on August 13, 2015, 01:33:48 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on August 13, 2015, 01:30:13 PM
Was it Sammie Coates?

No. In that case, it would be the restaurant suing the customer for dropping perfectly good rolls.
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2015, 01:53:50 PM: Quote from: Jumbo on August 13, 2015, 01:30:13 PM
Was it Sammie Coates?

Well...it didn't say he dove for the roll, so it is a possibility.
Title: Re: Home of the Throwed Lawsuit
Post by: The Six on August 13, 2015, 02:17:03 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 13, 2015, 01:18:37 PM

Did Tommy Trott change his last name?

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