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Title: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 12:03:13 PM
Since she doesn't post, I'll direct this to Mr. Dallaswareaglez and remind you to treat those epic birthday funbags with the loving care and attention they deserve.  Happy birthday Mrs. DWE
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 02, 2015, 12:10:24 PM
As Bob Hope once sang, "Thanks for the mammaries!"

Happy birthday, bella!
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 12:03:13 PM
Since she doesn't post, I'll direct this to Mr. Dallaswareaglez and remind you to treat those epic birthday funbags with the loving care and attention they deserve.  Happy birthday Mrs. DWE


She doesn't get on here anymore, thought I could talk her into it, but she has stated that some of you are kind of crude.  :haha: 

She is all into Yoga now and that pays off after hours.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: djsimp on June 02, 2015, 12:16:14 PM
Happy birthday to Mrs. Please be posting birthday pics often.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 02, 2015, 12:21:33 PM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 12:14:10 PM

She doesn't get on here anymore, thought I could talk her into it, but she has stated that some of you are kind of crude.  :haha: 

She is all into Yoga now and that pays off after hours.
Crude? Us? She obviously has us mistaken for some other site.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 12:28:14 PM
I thought "epic birthday funbags" was a very endearing term.  Not crude in the least.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: GH2001 on June 02, 2015, 01:09:13 PM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 12:14:10 PM

She doesn't get on here anymore, thought I could talk her into it, but she has stated that some of you are kind of crude.  :haha: 

She is all into Yoga now and that pays off after hours.

Kinda? whats this fucking kinda bullshit? I guess we need to amp up the shenanigans this fall. No doubt should ever be left to make someone say kinda.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: The Six on June 02, 2015, 01:27:12 PM
Happy Birthday to the Mrs. DWE. Thanks for letting your hubs hang in the sandbox with us cretins.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 02, 2015, 01:42:50 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 12:28:14 PM
I thought "epic birthday funbags" was a very endearing term.  Not crude in the least.

Exactly.  It's not like we asked if we could motorboat them or anything.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 01:50:17 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 02, 2015, 01:42:50 PM
Exactly.  It's not like we asked if we could motorboat them or anything.


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Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 02:18:44 PM
Told her she had been Brifdayed on the X.


Her response:

Awwww too sweet! Thank you from Mrs. DWE funbags!
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: djsimp on June 02, 2015, 02:34:13 PM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 02:18:44 PM
Told her she had been Brifdayed on the X.


Her response:

Awwww too sweet! Thank you from Mrs. DWE funbags!

Tell her we are still waiting on the birthday pics.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Saniflush on June 03, 2015, 06:50:49 AM
Quote from: djsimp on June 02, 2015, 02:34:13 PM
Tell her we are still waiting on the birthday suit pics.

fixt
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 03, 2015, 09:13:46 AM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 02:18:44 PM
Told her she had been Brifdayed on the X.


Her response:

Awwww too sweet! Thank you from Mrs. DWE funbags!

God...

This thread sucks...
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 09:33:18 AM
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 03, 2015, 09:13:46 AM
God...

This thread sucks...

Much like Dallas's wife....
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 03, 2015, 09:37:32 AM
Quote from: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 09:33:18 AM
Much like Dallas's wife....

Well now.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 03, 2015, 09:44:11 AM
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 03, 2015, 09:13:46 AM
God...

This thread sucks...

Quote from: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 09:33:18 AM
Much like Dallas's wife....

Thats not very nice.   :silence: :charles:
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 09:50:36 AM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 03, 2015, 09:44:11 AM
Thats not very nice.   :silence: :charles:

So you are saying she doesn't suck like a hoover? What good is she then?
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 03, 2015, 09:54:05 AM
All I know is my wife's been in Houston for a week and when she gets home tonight, I'ma put it on that ass Eric Church style.

https://youtu.be/ZhsdBOlczHY
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 03, 2015, 09:58:14 AM
Quote from: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 09:50:36 AM
So you are saying she doesn't suck like a hoover? What good is she then?


No she doesn't suck like a hoover.













More like a Dyson.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 03, 2015, 10:01:18 AM
I've got a Dyson at home.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 10:09:55 AM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 03, 2015, 09:54:05 AM
All I know is my wife's been in Houston for a week and when she gets home tonight, I'ma put it on that ass Eric Church style.

https://youtu.be/ZhsdBOlczHY

Get together back at home, maybe put on the Sisqo CD...
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 03, 2015, 10:12:17 AM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 03, 2015, 10:01:18 AM
I've got a Dyson at home.


So do I, but mine is getting kind of old.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 10:17:35 AM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 03, 2015, 10:01:18 AM
I've got a Dyson at home.
It's not cheating cause it's your dog.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: djsimp on June 03, 2015, 10:20:45 AM
Quote from: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 10:17:35 AM
It's not cheating cause it's your dog.

Is it a factory defect if it has a bite to it?
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Kaos on June 04, 2015, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 12:14:10 PM

She doesn't get on here anymore, thought I could talk her into it, but she has stated that some of you are kind of crude.  :haha: 

She is all into Yoga now and that pays off after hours.

They actually call me "yoda". Not Yoga
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 04, 2015, 04:05:11 PM
Quote from: Kaos on June 04, 2015, 04:01:48 PM
They actually call me "yoda". Not Yoga


Didn't think her standards could not get lower than me, but they just did.
Title: Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
Post by: Vandy Vol on June 05, 2015, 04:18:41 PM
Happy belated!  Although I'm not as excited as everyone else, because the only thing that comes in a pair and excites me is a testicle.

Don't worry, Snags...a pair of impressive pecs will at least give me a chubby, so there's still a chance.