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Title: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 11:47:31 AM

May your day be filled with southern rock, a fine Pale Ale...or 5... and topped off with some birthday poonanny from the skirt.  AUTiger1 turns 63 today

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 11:51:05 AM

Damn, even I am not that old.

Even though she won't see it, Happy brifday to Mrs. Dallas.

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Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 02, 2015, 12:00:28 PM

Happy Birthday!  You don't look a day over 60, my frien.

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 02, 2015, 12:03:04 PM

Happy birthday. We're all chipping in to get you one of those swank Life Alert bracelets the kids are wearing nowadays. You can't go wandering off into geezerdom without swag.

Have a great one, brother!

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Godfather on June 02, 2015, 12:04:15 PM

Have a happy day or don't. Either way.

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: AUJarhead on June 02, 2015, 12:08:59 PM

Happy Birthday!

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: djsimp on June 02, 2015, 12:09:25 PM

Happy happy joy joy.

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: GH2001 on June 02, 2015, 01:04:31 PM

May the Bourbinz, BBQ and Allman Brothers flow readily today. And not your bladder you old libertarian SOB.

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: ssgaufan on June 02, 2015, 01:42:02 PM

Happy Birthday!  I'll drink a few in you honor tonight.   :bar:

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 02, 2015, 04:32:43 PM

Happy Birfday. But remember,  you must not eat any cake. Watch the calorie intake and blood sugar. At your age, it's especially important. Damn! That's old.

Were you involved with D Day by chance? Or, were you listening to the radio that night Orson Wells freaked everybody out about the aliens invading?

You should really share more stories with us.

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 04:45:02 PM

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on June 02, 2015, 04:32:43 PM

Happy Birfday. But remember,  you must not eat any cake. Watch the calorie intake and blood sugar. At your age, it's especially important. Damn! That's old.

Were you involved with D Day by chance? Or, were you listening to the radio that night Orson Wells freaked everybody out about the aliens invading?

You should really share more stories with us.

I've heard the goat aids is very common in guys over 60.

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: The Six on June 02, 2015, 05:29:02 PM

Happy Birthday

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 05:34:44 PM

Question. Are Depends really as reliable as old people say?

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: wesfau2 on June 02, 2015, 05:38:40 PM

Get drunk.  Happy birthday.

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 02, 2015, 07:01:44 PM

You know you're getting old when you stop laughing at the commercials where the old woman is laying in the kitchen floor screaming for help while the cat circles her hungrily. Instead of reaching for the remote to turn the channel, you reach for it to turn the volume up so you don't miss the phone number.

Happy birthday again.

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 02, 2015, 09:45:03 PM

I hope your day... Oh, wait,,let me speak up a little so you can hear me.

I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY!!!

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 10:08:34 PM

AUTiger1 and AUTigerette are out walking and he says, "It's windy out, isn't it?"  To which she replies, "No, I'm sure it's Thursday." And AUTiger1 says, "Me too, let's go get a beer."

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 03, 2015, 11:09:37 AM

Thanks everyone!   It sure is hell getting old. 

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 03, 2015, 11:18:00 AM

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 03, 2015, 11:09:37 AM

Thanks everyone!   It sure is hell getting older.

FTFY

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 03, 2015, 11:55:08 AM

That's enuff about AUT1. His birthday is over. You can stop being so nice to him now.

Title: Re: Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man
Post by: Vandy Vol on June 05, 2015, 04:14:53 PM

Birth.  You did it.  Just like everyone else who's alive, so don't get all fucking teary eyed and feel special.  That's only reserved for athletes who chop their dicks off.


But fo reelz, happy belated.