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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Godfather on June 01, 2015, 02:50:58 PM

Title: Older Gals...
Post by: Godfather on June 01, 2015, 02:50:58 PM
So my buddy and I were in a discussion about older woman and whether we would sleep with them or not? what is the cutoff age? If she is 72 and willing do you still hit it? How good looking does she have to be?

So the question.... would you hit it?

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/older_gal.jpg)
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Token on June 01, 2015, 02:59:47 PM
I bet she knows what to do with a dick.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 01, 2015, 03:01:54 PM
I'd throw a javelin at it.
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Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Token on June 01, 2015, 03:03:54 PM
Finkle is Einhorn.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 01, 2015, 03:34:03 PM
I'd jitter her bug.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on June 01, 2015, 03:46:22 PM
I'd jitter her bug.
That is something I'd hate to see
Her cheekbones don't look right.
And her eyes look a little off.
This is not a pretty woman.
She looks old.
A bit weird looking too.
Maybe she's had some work done?
And needs some more?
No sir.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 01, 2015, 03:56:11 PM
I'd bang it like a damn bongo.
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 01, 2015, 04:04:03 PM
That is something I'd hate to see
Her cheekbones don't look right.
And her eyes look a little off.
This is not a pretty woman.
She looks old.
A bit weird looking too.
Maybe she's had some work done?
And needs some more?
No sir.

(http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss68/omniequipment/102_1505.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/omniequipment/media/102_1505.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: smooth_operator on June 01, 2015, 04:11:29 PM
Dangit. I logged on here while I was crappin' cause I was tired of seeing that weirdos face amongst the ignorance and absurdity that is my Facebook feed. You let me down.
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Post by: The Six on June 01, 2015, 04:23:37 PM
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/347/877/52c.png)
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Godfather on June 01, 2015, 05:01:57 PM
I'd bang it like a damn bongo.

But would you stir the collards?
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 01, 2015, 10:01:37 PM
These things ain't worth a damn.
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Post by: chinook on June 02, 2015, 12:05:06 AM
I would run the decathlon twice for her.
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Post by: Tiger Wench on June 02, 2015, 01:20:24 AM
I was out of touch all weekend and horrifically overworked today. Had no dea who that was until just now.

Yee gads. That's more photoshop and airbrushing than any one picture can stand.
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Post by: Catphish Tilly on June 02, 2015, 09:03:24 AM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/10taFPacrcoIfe/giphy.gif)
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Post by: The Six on June 02, 2015, 09:28:09 AM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.
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Post by: GH2001 on June 02, 2015, 09:32:23 AM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who fought cancer until the day she died while inspiring so many.

Fucking ridiculous.

In total agreement here. And I'm not one who despises Jenner or anything. I will never understand why a guy who was the epitome of masculinity on a world stage and seemed ok with being that, wants to be a chick at 70 years old. But it's his/her life and he/she can do as he/she wants. I still don't get it. And I certainly don't think its courageous. I have nothing against Jenner, but Lauren Hill was much more courageous, watching her story. That was life and death at a young age.
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 10:12:11 AM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.

This X1,000
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Post by: Godfather on June 02, 2015, 10:58:01 AM
This X1,000
+1
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Post by: Buzz Killington on June 02, 2015, 11:02:59 AM
+1
Ditto
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Post by: CCTAU on June 02, 2015, 12:29:46 PM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.

If she had been a lesbian, she was a shoe-in!
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 02, 2015, 12:49:51 PM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.
Although I mostly agree, I must say that it takes some courage to willingly have your dick removed. If courage is confused with meaning fucked up in the head, that is.
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 02, 2015, 12:56:07 PM
If she had been a lesbian, she was a shoe-in!
Watch it with the insensitive insults, Buster. I happen to be lesbian.
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: GH2001 on June 02, 2015, 01:10:16 PM
Although I mostly agree, I must say that it takes some courage to willingly have your dick removed. If courage is confused with meaning fucked up in the head, that is.

or just idiocy. Who chops off their wieiner on purpose? He just didn't know how to have fun with it.
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Saniflush on June 02, 2015, 01:24:16 PM
or just idiocy. Who chops off their wieiner on purpose? He just didn't know how to have fun with it.

If you had to be part of the Kardashians you may want to chop yours off as well.
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: The Six on June 02, 2015, 01:25:40 PM
or just idiocy. Who chops off their wieiner on purpose? He just didn't know how to have fun with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-pbIQUo6VI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-pbIQUo6VI)
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 02, 2015, 01:35:30 PM
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 02, 2015, 01:38:05 PM
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.
Not me. I'd never get out of the shower.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on June 02, 2015, 01:41:41 PM
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.

Are you kidding?  Most of these guys have a nice pair of moobies to pay with as it is.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 01:48:21 PM
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.


So he can cum on his own tits.    :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 02, 2015, 01:52:25 PM

So he can cum on his own tits.    :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
There are actually some things that cross the boundaries of decency.

I can't stop laughing though!
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Godfather on June 02, 2015, 02:18:57 PM
From what I understand, he still has the plumbing intact.  But he also has a new set of boobies to play with.  Sounds like something a few of you might consider as a sound investment:  Two toys in one.

Listen the only reason we don't is because there would be no more births, and the world would cease to exists.
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 02:21:43 PM
Listen the only reason we don't is because there would be no more births, and the world would cease to exists.

I believe in Biblical marriage....unless he's really hot and has nice set of boobs.
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 02:44:18 PM
Listen the only reason we don't is because there would be no more births, and the world would cease to exists.


True, no matter how times you come on your wife/girlfriend/whatever tits they cannot get pregnant. 
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: oldautiger on June 06, 2015, 01:58:49 AM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.
Nature is definitely out of balance, or totally fucked up.
Title: Re: Older Gals...
Post by: Jumbo on June 06, 2015, 12:19:00 PM
So the Arthur Ashe Award for courage is being awarded to THIS instead of Lauren Hill, who played college basketball while dying from brain cancer and fought until the day she died. No, let's award the she-male reality TV disgrace.

fudgeing ridiculous.
Lauren had some great songs in the 90's.