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Pat Dye Field => Plainsman Park => Topic started by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2015, 01:25:19 PM

Title: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2015, 01:25:19 PM
Auburn beat Missouri, 5-2, today.

We will play the winner of the updyke/thUGA game, which begins in 2 minutes, tomorrow at 2 p.m.

We are now 47-9 on the year.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2015, 03:45:50 PM
We'll be playing the East German Swim team tomorrow . They squeaked past thUGA 2-1 this afternoon.

First pitch is set for 2 p.m.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 07, 2015, 04:06:07 PM
We'll be playing the East German Swim team tomorrow . They squeaked past thUGA 2-1 this afternoon.

First pitch is set for 2 p.m.

I was hoping that wouldn't be the case.  You never know who to prepare for with their pitchers.  Could be Gertrud Steinkuler or Sigrid Mueller.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2015, 04:13:24 PM
As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Karpat Muencher.

I think she's half Turk.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 07, 2015, 04:14:54 PM
As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Imma Muencher.

Didn't she used to date Svetlana Rotchacockov?
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2015, 04:18:25 PM
Didn't she used to date Svetlana Rotchacockov?
No, that was that other chick.

The one you're thinking of is Goenta Likalotopus. She was from the Aegean Island of Lesbos.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 07, 2015, 04:57:55 PM
As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Karpat Muencher.

I think she's half Turk.


Uyuu wvant sum of dis?
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Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2015, 05:00:19 PM
She just scared the hell out of me!
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: djsimp on May 07, 2015, 05:13:52 PM
Dear lawd! That is one ugly dude right there.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Kaos on May 08, 2015, 04:31:48 PM
Why I hate Alabama; Reason #270,132.45

Mid fourth inning Holly "Moo" Rowe talks to Bama coach Patrick Murphy.  At the time his team is trailing 5-1. 

The excuse making / spin begins immediately. 

"We're looking at this as just a good warmup for the real part of the season that comes next weekk.  It's just a good warmup for Regionals.  Just a warm up." 

Who knows how the game will end, but it's pathetic that he's already justified whatever happens. 
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 08, 2015, 05:26:44 PM
Auburn wins 7-1! The turds are sent home.

48-9 on the year!
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 08, 2015, 11:48:27 PM
We play Tennessee for the SECT championship. They beat Florida tonight 2-1.

First pitch is at 7 p.m. and it'll be on ESPN.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: GH2001 on May 09, 2015, 07:49:35 AM
We play Tennessee for the SECT championship. They beat Florida tonight 2-1.

First pitch is at 7 p.m. and it'll be on ESPN.

This was good. Fla may be the best team in the country. Bats went cold yesterday. I'd much rather play the vols.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2015, 10:43:30 PM
Well, we get a chance to come back here and tie or win the tourney. If we fail, I blame PCT for the lack of upkeep on this thread and making the boys his priority. Sexism may have cost us the championship.

Thanks a lot PCT.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2015, 10:51:41 PM
Tied it up 5-5. Vols dropped a pop up. Runner on 2 with 2 outs.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 09, 2015, 11:21:08 PM
BOOM! SEC CHAMPS!

Auburn scores a walk off single in the bottom of the 9th to win their first SEC Championship, 6-5.

49-9 and find out tomorrow what their national seed is for the NCAA tournament.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2015, 11:21:45 PM
Pct off hook. We win our first SEC!
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 09, 2015, 11:24:48 PM
It was never in doubt!
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2015, 11:27:59 PM
It was never in doubt!
Nah. We were just toying with the vols. Like a cat does with a baby bird until it finally dies.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: djsimp on May 10, 2015, 12:30:25 AM
Listening to SEC Now and it sounds like Auburn has a Regional and Super Regional host wrapped up as a #1 sead.
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Kaos on May 10, 2015, 12:38:11 AM
Don't like Tennessee that much, but the Volgals had a little quality on the field.  Definitely not as much hippobeast as the butchy fatass Bamtards. 

I could do things with a bat to pitcher Erin Gabriel. 
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: djsimp on May 10, 2015, 10:16:39 AM
I think this would be spot on if sead were actually a word but, of course, it isn't.

Your drumsets a whore! I tea bagged your drumset!
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 10, 2015, 10:44:04 PM
This one.  http://www.auburntigers.com/sports/w-softbl/mtt/sydne_waldrop_868724.html

(http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/aub/sports/w-softbl/auto_headshot/10594228.jpeg)
Title: Re: SEC Tournament (Softball)
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 11, 2015, 08:39:12 AM
This one.  http://www.auburntigers.com/sports/w-softbl/mtt/sydne_waldrop_868724.html

(http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/aub/sports/w-softbl/auto_headshot/10594228.jpeg)

Springville representing! #winning