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Title: Guess What...
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 04, 2015, 07:25:57 AM

donut eatin', Bammer lovin', mouth breathin', suspect beatin' cop is celebrating a birthday?

Hands up, don't shoot.   :move:

Title: Re: Guess What...
Post by: Saniflush on March 04, 2015, 07:36:20 AM

Don't taze me bro

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Post by: ssgaufan on March 04, 2015, 08:24:43 AM

Happy Birthday, Pig!

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Post by: bgreene on March 04, 2015, 08:37:00 AM

Happy birthday!!!

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Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 04, 2015, 08:40:41 AM

I assume you are going to Selma this weekend to beat up the Bloody Sunday demonstrators to celebrate. Hope you get to jam your sexual preference (not that it matters what that is) hard with your night stick, you racist sell out louse.

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Post by: Buzz Killington on March 04, 2015, 08:55:11 AM

Shoot up some defenseless minorities to celebrate!

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Post by: The Six on March 04, 2015, 08:56:50 AM

Pull over people and if she's hot, demand a strip search!

Happy Birthday!

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Post by: CCTAU on March 04, 2015, 10:00:58 AM

Be nice to Auburn people on this day.

Happy birthday.

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Post by: dallaswareagle on March 04, 2015, 10:08:56 AM

H-Bday
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/th5_zpsf236813b.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/th5_zpsf236813b.jpg.html)

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Post by: AWK on March 04, 2015, 12:42:15 PM

Happy Birthday, if today is even your real Birthday...

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Post by: jmar on March 04, 2015, 01:33:06 PM

Damn you're just a baby.

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Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2015, 05:05:40 PM

Eric Holder says you suck!

Happy birthday, you minority profiling, human rights violating, unconstitutional revenue collecting fucker!

(thank you for what you do)

Title: Re: Guess What...
Post by: Token on March 04, 2015, 06:41:04 PM

Quote from: bgreene on March 04, 2015, 08:37:00 AM

Happy birthday!!!

You motherfucker.  Birthday thanks not accepted.

Title: Re: Guess What...
Post by: Token on March 04, 2015, 06:42:16 PM

Thanks to everyone but Greene.

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Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2015, 07:22:28 PM

Quote from: AUChizad! on March 04, 2015, 05:40:58 PM

No need to thank him. He enjoys keeping the blacks down.

Who doesn't. Hell, that's the first item on the agenda at every Country Club meeting I've been to.

Title: Re: Guess What...
Post by: Tiger Wench on March 04, 2015, 09:22:09 PM

Happy birthday to the only bammer I've ever loved/tolerated/felt any degree of affection whatsoever for/didn't want to strangle immediately.

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Post by: Vandy Vol on March 04, 2015, 09:28:21 PM

Happy birthday!  Here's a brand new baton for you!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31pShKkRdKL._SY300_.jpg)



Just kidding...it's slightly used, not new.

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Post by: bgreene on March 05, 2015, 12:56:59 PM

Quote from: Token on March 04, 2015, 06:41:04 PM

You motherfucker.  Birthday thanks not accepted.

No need to be hateful