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Title: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2015, 02:15:49 PM
Go Gatah on day crapsy play.

http://youtu.be/ThJ_fdRmzN0 (http://youtu.be/ThJ_fdRmzN0)
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 06, 2015, 02:36:36 PM
Made me think of this. Boys, WT has run at an elite level and had some surprise sharts before but let me tell you, there is no way this is happening. WT will stop any run to shit. I don't care if they call me up to represent the U.S. in the Olympics in Kijickistan. If I need to shit, I'm stopping.

I have had my share of incidents through the years while running, driving and even sitting in my recliner. But never have I continued on doing what I was doing without letting the fact that I just shit alter my course.

I have used Kleenex, a sock and leaves. "Sorry about the petunias Mrs. Thompson." How/why this guy continued is beyond me. I don't care how competitive he is or what the race is. Dude, you have shit all over yourself. Be dismissed and clean your nasty ass up.

http://youtu.be/qh04dpTV7B8 (http://youtu.be/qh04dpTV7B8)
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2015, 02:47:58 PM
The older you get, the less you can trust a fart.
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 06, 2015, 03:00:20 PM
The older you get, the less you can trust a fart.


werd

(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii105/1gr8vic/manfarting.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/1gr8vic/media/manfarting.gif.html)
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: GH2001 on January 06, 2015, 03:01:34 PM
Made me think of this. Boys, WT has run at an elite level and had some surprise sharts before but let me tell you, there is no way this is happening. WT will stop any run to shit. I don't care if they call me up to represent the U.S. in the Olympics in Kijickistan. If I need to shit, I'm stopping.

I have had my share of incidents through the years while running, driving and even sitting in my recliner. But never have I continued on doing what I was doing without letting the fact that I just shit alter my course.

I have used Kleenex, a sock and leaves. "Sorry about the petunias Mrs. Thompson." How/why this guy continued is beyond me. I don't care how competitive he is or what the race is. Dude, you have shit all over yourself. Be dismissed and clean your nasty ass up.

http://youtu.be/qh04dpTV7B8 (http://youtu.be/qh04dpTV7B8)

I took a helacious shit in the portajohn during the first mile of the run of an Ironman last year in Tennessee. Another 400 meters and I would have been old boy in the video you posted.
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 06, 2015, 03:16:25 PM
I took a helacious shit in the portajohn during the first mile of the run of an Ironman last year in Tennessee. Another 400 meters and I would have been old boy in the video you posted.

What is it about running that does this?   I know your body is stressed to the max, but what is the exact reason?
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: GH2001 on January 06, 2015, 03:20:06 PM
What is it about running that does this?   I know your body is stressed to the max, but what is the exact reason?

Bouncing up and down for several hours doesnt help - gravity and all, shaking things around. Then, the things you eat for those things doesnt help either - fruit, oats, fluids, coffee.  Shake it around in the heat for 5-6 hours and KABOOM.
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 06, 2015, 03:38:18 PM
I took a helacious shit in the portajohn during the first mile of the run of an Ironman last year in Tennessee. Another 400 meters and I would have been old boy in the video you posted.
Tri huh? o.k. You can stop bragging now. GH, ladies and gentlemen. GH!
http://youtu.be/DFG1HhkPEEo (http://youtu.be/DFG1HhkPEEo)
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 06, 2015, 03:48:01 PM
Gusty move
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 06, 2015, 04:04:49 PM
Bouncing up and down for several hours doesnt help - gravity and all, shaking things around. Then, the things you eat for those things doesnt help either - fruit, oats, fluids, coffee.  Shake it around in the heat for 5-6 hours and KABOOM.


And do all that wearing 60 lbs of gear that don't come off to easy.


Tis a reason they put brown in the camo uniform.
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 06, 2015, 05:38:53 PM
Gusty move
Gusty who?
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2015, 05:40:23 PM
Gusty who?

Yearout
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 06, 2015, 05:49:54 PM
Yearout
Def who I would call if ever in a wreck and need legal representation. Gusty da man.
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2015, 05:55:19 PM
Def who I would call if ever in a wreck and need legal representation. Gusty da man.

Who is going to represent you when you get cut?
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: GH2001 on January 06, 2015, 08:59:45 PM
Tri huh? o.k. You can stop bragging now. GH, ladies and gentlemen. GH!
http://youtu.be/DFG1HhkPEEo (http://youtu.be/DFG1HhkPEEo)

Welcome to "pretty much everyone on here but you knew that already"
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 07, 2015, 11:04:25 AM
Def who I would call if ever in a wreck and need legal representation. Gusty da man.


Don't know how he would stack up against our "Texas Hammer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15M9b6PAdro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15M9b6PAdro) 
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 07, 2015, 11:37:13 AM

Don't know how he would stack up against our "Texas Hammer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15M9b6PAdro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15M9b6PAdro)
I watched your video but I have to say, that guy doesn't look like he cares very much. Honestly, I'm not sure that he cares at all.
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 07, 2015, 11:42:46 AM

Don't know how he would stack up against our "Texas Hammer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15M9b6PAdro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15M9b6PAdro)

This guy laughs at your Hammer
http://youtu.be/X8oagEiRR-8 (http://youtu.be/X8oagEiRR-8)
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: GH2001 on January 07, 2015, 11:44:51 AM
This guy laughs at your Hammer
http://youtu.be/X8oagEiRR-8 (http://youtu.be/X8oagEiRR-8)

Oh..My...GODDDDDDDD

 :classic: :facepalm: :thumsup: :rofl: #winning
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 07, 2015, 11:52:01 AM
I watched your video but I have to say, that guy doesn't look like he cares very much. Honestly, I'm not sure that he cares at all.


He cares alright, about $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 07, 2015, 11:52:47 AM
This guy laughs at your Hammer
http://youtu.be/X8oagEiRR-8 (http://youtu.be/X8oagEiRR-8)


Standing in front of that resturant makes him seem legit.
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: The Prowler on January 08, 2015, 02:51:03 AM
This guy laughs at your Hammer
http://youtu.be/X8oagEiRR-8 (http://youtu.be/X8oagEiRR-8)
LMAO!!!!!!

That commercial seems kinda racist.
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2015, 08:33:12 AM
LMAO!!!!!!

That commercial seems kinda racist.

Why?  I mean that actor is clearly Asian.
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 08, 2015, 10:56:25 PM
Why?  I mean that actor is clearly Asian.

Thrilla is a lawyer?
Title: Re: I'd Like To Gradulate...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 09, 2015, 09:20:19 AM
I thought the guy sounded pretty caring.