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Title: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 06, 2014, 11:20:53 AM
I'll never understand why these boys ruin a good thing by blabbing:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/former-nfl-cheerleader-charged-with-rape-and-sexual-contact-with-minor/ar-BBdbFDV (http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/former-nfl-cheerleader-charged-with-rape-and-sexual-contact-with-minor/ar-BBdbFDV)
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2014, 11:32:42 AM
Officer, please help me.  This tall blonde with huge titties and incredibly smokin' body is forcing me to have hot, sweaty monkey love with her...multiple times.  Please, you gotta' do something.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 06, 2014, 11:36:40 AM
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2014, 11:38:54 AM
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.

It's not worth doing if you can't tell somebody.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 06, 2014, 11:57:55 AM
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.


At 15, my first shot would have been inside my pants.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: Kaos on November 06, 2014, 12:06:50 PM
Blew him on the roof.

Took him inside, stripped to her drawers, blew him again and then said when he could get it back up she'd like to fuck. 

He "decided to leave." 

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 06, 2014, 12:12:51 PM
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.
Unless it was a boy cheerleader.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: CCTAU on November 06, 2014, 12:17:59 PM
If a hot former cheerleader had gotten me drunk and blown me at age 15, I'm not sure that I could have kept that a secret from my buddies.

My buddies would not have ratted me out....

They would have gone behind my back to try to get it themselves.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 06, 2014, 12:19:46 PM
My buddies would not have ratted me out....

They would have gone behind my back to try to get it themselves.
That always hurts, when a friend goes behind your back and gets it like that. Were you sore?
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: CCTAU on November 06, 2014, 12:20:47 PM
That always hurts, when a friend goes behind your back and gets it like that. Were you sore?

Nah. I eventually talked them into sharing...
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2014, 12:24:11 PM
I know, double standard, boys are different, blah blah - but it doesn't make her any less a pedo.  I feel sleezey sometimes drooling over our football players and they are all but grown ass men.  No fifteen year old boy would ever be sexy goods to me and for her to feel that is just wrong.  And if that were my son?  I'd be pissed as hell.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled teenaged fantasies.   :rant:
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 06, 2014, 12:50:15 PM
I know, double standard, boys are different, blah blah - but it doesn't make her any less a pedo.  I feel sleezey sometimes drooling over our football players and they are all but grown ass men.  No fifteen year old boy would ever be sexy goods to me and for her to feel that is just wrong.  And if that were my son?  I'd be pissed as hell.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled teenaged fantasies.   :rant:

All I heard was Charlie Brown's teacher.  WAA WAA WAAAAA

He should have at least tapped that from behind.....and from the front....and from the side...from the top and from the bottom.....before he told on her.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 06, 2014, 01:10:39 PM
All I heard was Charlie Brown's teacher.  WAA WAA WAAAAA

I think I was pretty clear that I was just registering what I knew would be a decidedly minority opinion. 

Carry on.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 06, 2014, 01:47:27 PM
Blew him on the roof.

Took him inside, stripped to her drawers, blew him again and then said when he could get it back up she'd like to fuck. 

He "decided to leave." 

 :facepalm:

Kids these days...geez.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: CCTAU on November 06, 2014, 02:45:13 PM
I think I was pretty clear that I was just registering what I knew would be a decidedly minority opinion. 

Carry on.

She's not black.

And she is probably already registered?
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 06, 2014, 02:59:40 PM
All I heard was Charlie Brown's teacher.  WAA WAA WAAAAA

He should have at least tapped that from behind.....and from the front....and from the side...from the top and from the bottom.....before he told on her.

From the East side to the West side, get it girl
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: The Six on November 07, 2014, 01:38:03 PM
There's just more evidence that we are a society that likes to act like prudes with sex (see the MPAA) yet we beat ourselves over the head with sexual desire at every turn (see all advertising). And 15 year old boys think about as straight as a set of Arby's fries. I agree with TW, he's a victim in this even if we all want to live vicariously through our teenaged fantasies. That's sad because he'll have a hard time not associating sex - which is a normal, natural thing - with something elicit.
Title: Re: Hot for Cheerleader
Post by: dallaswareagle on November 07, 2014, 01:46:35 PM
We need a female version of NAMBLA.

They both could use the same acronym.