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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on August 05, 2014, 12:13:57 AM
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Things from today that interested me.
1) AJ McTatthole and Kat McHorsefacewhorebitch are OMG! shopping for homes in OMG! Orange Beach! Thanks al.com for letting me know. I was wondering where douches and whores went to pasture.
2) What does the huge contract the Bengals handed Andy Dalton today mean to OMG! AJ McTatthole? Obviously nothing. It's a competition. His shoulder, elbow or puss is aching so there's that, but when he gets healthy he's gonna waddle out there and .... well... not do shit. Jason Campbell will be next in line. But thanks, al.com for setting my mind at ease, because when I saw that the Bengals had thrown a pile of cash at Dalton, I immediately worried about that house-hunting OB couple and what that could mean to them and to the future of whore Hardees commercials.
3) DirecTV caved. Will show the UAUFNetwork as expected.
4) Walter Jones was inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame. He played in Aliceville, at a high school in Mississippi, a jc in Mississippi and Florida State before going to the Seahawks. I know Walter Jones. I know his family. Have known him since well before he even went to FSU. I was surprised to read that "Alabama was back in the picture" when al.com was running down his recruitment history in the article about his induction. At no point during his recruitment was Alabama "in the picture" or considered or discussed or even mentioned. But I'm so glad that al.com can't even write a story about a native son making the HoF without invoking the mighty tahd. Fuckholes.
5) Tiger Woods pussed out again. He may get his crap together one day but can we PLEASE for a while shelve the "greatest of all time" discussion? Top ten? Sure. But whatever. I saw a heated debate on PTI between Kornholer and Angry Black Man where Kornholer was asking if Rory deserved to be in the discussion since he'd won this and that at a certain age about like the sainted TW did. Angry black man got even angrier and said nobody could compare to Tigre. And who's the racist?
That is all.
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Nope, no bias...
(http://i1138.photobucket.com/albums/n540/ahsaaref/nothingtosee_zpsdf16d66e.gif)
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Things from today that interested me.
1) AJ McTatthole and Kat McHorsefacewhorebitch are OMG! shopping for homes in OMG! Orange Beach! Thanks al.com for letting me know. I was wondering where douches and whores went to pasture.
2) What does the huge contract the Bengals handed Andy Dalton today mean to OMG! AJ McTatthole? Obviously nothing. It's a competition. His shoulder, elbow or puss is aching so there's that, but when he gets healthy he's gonna waddle out there and .... well... not do shit. Jason Campbell will be next in line. But thanks, al.com for setting my mind at ease, because when I saw that the Bengals had thrown a pile of cash at Dalton, I immediately worried about that house-hunting OB couple and what that could mean to them and to the future of whore Hardees commercials.
3) DirecTV caved. Will show the UAUFNetwork as expected.
4) Walter Jones was inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame. He played in Aliceville, at a high school in Mississippi, a jc in Mississippi and Florida State before going to the Seahawks. I know Walter Jones. I know his family. Have known him since well before he even went to FSU. I was surprised to read that "Alabama was back in the picture" when al.com was running down his recruitment history in the article about his induction. At no point during his recruitment was Alabama "in the picture" or considered or discussed or even mentioned. But I'm so glad that al.com can't even write a story about a native son making the HoF without invoking the mighty tahd. Fuckholes.
5) Tiger Woods pussed out again. He may get his crap together one day but can we PLEASE for a while shelve the "greatest of all time" discussion? Top ten? Sure. But whatever. I saw a heated debate on PTI between Kornholer and Angry Black Man where Kornholer was asking if Rory deserved to be in the discussion since he'd won this and that at a certain age about like the sainted TW did. Angry black man got even angrier and said nobody could compare to Tigre. And who's the racist?
That is all.
Tiger has as many DNFs/WDs from Tourneys at 38 as Jack did in his early 60's. Meaning it took until Jack was 62 to drop out of as many tourneys as the Tigger has before turning 40.
Jack is the Greatest. And its not even close. No offense to Sam, Arnold, Greg or Tiger. Rory is the real deal when his head is straight (aka not screwing a hot tennis player nightly).
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Tiger has as many DNFs/WDs from Tourneys at 38 as Jack did in his early 60's. Meaning it took until Jack was 62 to drop out of as many tourneys as the Tigger has before turning 40.
Jack is the Greatest. And its not even close. No offense to Sam, Arnold, Greg or Tiger. Rory is the real deal when his head is straight (aka not screwing a hot tennis player nightly).
I would tend to think this would mean all is well with the world.
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Meaning it took until Jack was 62 to drop out of as many tourneys as the Tigger has before turning 40.
Well. In defense, there were knife conventions in town during every dropped tourney?
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Tiger has as many DNFs/WDs from Tourneys at 38 as Jack did in his early 60's. Meaning it took until Jack was 62 to drop out of as many tourneys as the Tigger has before turning 40.
Jack is the Greatest. And its not even close. No offense to Sam, Arnold, Greg or Tiger. Rory is the real deal when his head is straight (aka not screwing a hot tennis player nightly).
Don't think Jacks wife chased him with a five iron either.
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I would tend to think this would mean all is well with the world.
It would be in my world
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Speaking of golf:
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/90eg (http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/90eg)
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Speaking of golf:
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/90eg (http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/90eg)
And that's the way Duf does it.
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This is the way I'd like to do it.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BthSwAlCEAIcz77.jpg:large)
Cause that's how Duf does it.
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This is the way I'd like to do it.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BthSwAlCEAIcz77.jpg:large)
Cause that's how Duf does it.
That sure is a nice fairway
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That sure is a nice fairway
Perfectly manicured
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Perfectly manicured
I'd triple bogey that hole, then use my mulligan and triple bogey it again.
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I'd triple bogey that hole, then use my mulligan and triple bogey it again.
We don't allow "mulligans" at Bushwood sir!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BthSwAlCEAIcz77.jpg:large)
Not sure I could make it to 72 strokes without having to withdraw from the competition
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I'd triple bogey that hole, then use my mulligan and triple bogey it again.
Then its Gulligan time, followed by a few more triple bogeys.
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Then its Gulligan time, followed by a few more triple bogeys.
I would try to lose my balls on that hole.
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I would tend to think this would mean all is well with the world.
Maybe in the sack. Mind wouldn't exactly be on winning majors though.
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Maybe in the sack. Mind wouldn't exactly be on winning majors though.
Who among us wouldn't choose daily sack happiness over a major?
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Who among us wouldn't choose daily sack happiness over a major?
True - since I have a wonderful wife, it's just gravy that I am magnificently awesome and the smartest white man any of you would ever hope to meet
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Who among us wouldn't choose daily sack happiness over a major?
Tell us...45 minutes with hot duffer or you are at Valhalla for Tiger-Rory epic playoff?
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Who among us wouldn't choose daily sack happiness over a major?
Depends which one pays for your livelihood I guess. I bet Tiger wishes he had focused more on the latter rather than shagging 14 whores a week.
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Depends which one pays for your livelihood I guess. I bet Tiger wishes he had focused more on the latter rather than shagging 14 whores a week.
His livelihood isn't exactly suffering, though.
He still banks millions to play a silly game.
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His livelihood isn't exactly suffering, though.
He still banks millions to play a silly game.
Hide the salami?
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Depends which one pays for your livelihood I guess. I bet Tiger wishes he had focused more on the latter rather than shagging 14 whores a week.
The sonuvabitch brought it on himself. He had a choice to thrill the golf world and be a good husband and father but instead he chose to limp in with only 14 majors and to live like a sultan.
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Hide the salami?
His back is really suffering too.
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Is the graphic I saw yesterday correct? Tiger Woods hasn't won a major in six years?
If so, why are we talking about him? He's no longer relevant.
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If so, why are we talking about him? He's no longer relevant.
Cause he is black. Sort-of
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Cause he is black. Sort-of
There was a draft and everything
http://youtu.be/TefT3ttdmPo (http://youtu.be/TefT3ttdmPo)
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There was a draft and everything
http://youtu.be/TefT3ttdmPo (http://youtu.be/TefT3ttdmPo)
Fa shizzle!
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Cause he is black. Sort-of
And he threw it all away. Would make a great 30for30 or movie and we need xers to cast it.
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His livelihood isn't exactly suffering, though.
He still banks millions to play a silly game.
Moneywise sure. But stature as a dominant golfer and reputation? Gone. I know he's had injuries too but he hasn't been right in the head since his getting caught at whore fest. You can watch him and see it. He isn't the same person. Before whorefest, the guy was immortal. No question he would become the greatest of all time. Not now. Call me ghey but that kind of drop isn't worth whatever he got out of those wimenz.
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Pretty sure the whorefest was part of his tightly wound, tightly controlled persona. Absolute control, total dominance, no one anywhere, anytime, could say no to him - on the course, on tour, at home, and with the hoors. When he had to go to sex therapy and all that shit, his psyche was shattered, his highly developed ego was destroyed, and I don't think he will ever get that back.
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Moneywise sure. But stature as a dominant golfer and reputation? Gone. I know he's had injuries too but he hasn't been right in the head since his getting caught at whore fest. You can watch him and see it. He isn't the same person. Before whorefest, the guy was immortal. No question he would become the greatest of all time. Not now. Call me ghey but that kind of drop isn't worth whatever he got out of those wimenz.
No way I would bet against him in a majors playoff against the field.
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No way I would bet against him in a majors playoff against the field.
Close to not making the cut? I bet a injury flairs up.
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Go ahead and bet against him. Tiger is 3 over through 16. Lee Westwood is in the clubhouse at -5.
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Go ahead and bet against him. Tiger is 3 over through 16. Lee Westwood is in the clubhouse at -5.
I smell a back injury on the way
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No way I would bet against him in a majors playoff against the field.
If he is making a playoff in a major, then Id say he isn't the same Tiger we are talking about right now.