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Title: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 21, 2014, 10:35:47 AM
That is unless you want to take a chance of getting knocked up by simps super sperm. 

Happy Birthday Fucker!  May your day be filled with sex.....wait, I am not going to wish that upon your poor wife.  So may you day be filled with booze and fun!  Have a good one!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2014, 10:49:27 AM
Thank you thank you. Since I am such a generous gent, I'm giving free babies to er'ryone.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: Saniflush on June 21, 2014, 11:06:10 AM
Happy birthday and keep your jizz to yourself.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2014, 11:50:09 AM
Quote from: Saniflush on June 21, 2014, 11:06:10 AM
Happy birthday and keep your jizz to yourself.

He fuckin' made jizz in your magazine
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: The Six on June 21, 2014, 02:23:19 PM
Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2014, 02:28:06 PM
My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: AWK on June 21, 2014, 02:54:36 PM
May your day be filled with tears, blood, and cum.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 21, 2014, 07:46:15 PM
Happy birthday, fucker!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2014, 09:41:21 PM
Been a good one!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: Vandy Vol on June 22, 2014, 08:48:00 PM
Happy belated birthday!  You'll probably be getting a present in 9 months...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: GH2001 on June 23, 2014, 09:22:57 AM
Quote from: Vandy Vol on June 22, 2014, 08:48:00 PM
Happy belated birthday!  You'll probably be getting a present in 9 months...

He can't say he isnt used to it by now.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: Godfather on June 23, 2014, 10:35:34 AM
Happy Belated Sperm Machine!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 23, 2014, 12:02:28 PM
I waited until today to post in hopes that your sperm supply was not yet fully recovered.

Hope it was awesome.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: djsimp on June 23, 2014, 01:12:18 PM
It was a good. Much gracias to er'one. I am spending the day drinking lots of protein supplements to get back to 100%.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday! Ladies beware of entering this thread!
Post by: djsimp on June 23, 2014, 01:15:59 PM
Quote from: GH2001 on June 23, 2014, 09:22:57 AM
He can't say he isnt used to it by now.

Thing is, I don't think anyone can ever get use to that feeling. Its a "o shit" and a "yay" all wrapped up into one panic. Good news is, I know enough by now to hide all of that so my wife doesn't kick my ass.