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Title: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 10:35:31 AM
Did you see how they wuz dressed...

http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix (http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix)

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Jameis Winston arrested for shoplifting crab legs at Publix

Forida State quarterback Jameis Winston was issued a citation Tuesday for shoplifting crab legs from Publix, a misdemeanor arrest, according to multiple sources. Winston, the reigning Heisman Trophy winner, is a red-shirt sophomore for the Seminoles.

Winston tossed the winning touchdown in the National Championship game over Auburn in the closing seconds. On the year, he was 257-384 for 4087 yards and 40 touchdowns with 10 interceptions.

Winston has had previous run-ins with the law, but no arrests. He was investigated for an alleged rape, but the State Attorney declined to bring charges due to a lack of evidence. In November, the associated press reported that Winston was questioned about his involvement in a long-running BB gun battle, and that a Burger King reported Winston was stealing soda in a ketchup cup.

The timing of the arrest is interesting given that the NCAA recently approved unlimited meals for student athletes.

Winston was recently voted the quarterback on the Florida State All-Jimbo Fisher team.

Tomahawk Nation has reached out to Florida State for comment and will update this story as it unfolds
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 10:40:32 AM
Maybe he just gave them a ride back on his scooter. 

Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 10:43:29 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/jameis_hungry.png)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 10:46:20 AM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/jameis_hungry.png)

Stolet
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 10:46:25 AM
The crab has decided not to press charges.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 10:53:35 AM
The police have dropped charges they said that their was a lack of evidence as all they found were crab shells.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 10:55:38 AM
The theft was caught on video by Winston's roommate.  Police have yet to question the roommate and the video is now believed to be deleted.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 10:56:26 AM
This could follow him even if he transfers...with a show claws penalty
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: AWK on April 30, 2014, 10:57:21 AM
He took the crabs home on a scooter.  They were blue crabs and their daddy probably got mad.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 10:59:02 AM
Such a shellfish act on his part
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 11:03:44 AM
Such a shellfish act on his part

No doubt.  He should be locked in the dungeness.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 30, 2014, 11:11:09 AM
Such a shellfish act on his part
I'll bet you he clams up.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 11:13:10 AM
Noooooo means nooooooooo
Shellfish said noooooooooo
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 11:34:34 AM
I'll bet Fisher is steaming.  His blood is probably boiling.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: MarkChand on April 30, 2014, 11:40:47 AM
Free Shellfish University
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: noxin on April 30, 2014, 11:46:18 AM
I remember him from The Deadliest Catch

(http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/beloitdailynews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/9/36/9367dd22-77bc-11e3-af49-0019bb2963f4/52cc31c6b1518.preview-300.jpg)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 11:56:41 AM
Not mine...stolt it.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/w_crab.png)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: CCTAU on April 30, 2014, 12:09:24 PM
Did you see how they wuz dressed...

http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix (http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix)

How low class and ignorant can this guy be?


And then there is this gem:

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The timing of the arrest is interesting given that the NCAA recently approved unlimited meals for student athletes.

What the hell does this have to do with the article?
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 12:29:29 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/dead_catch.png)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 12:32:39 PM
How low class and ignorant can this guy be?


And then there is this gem:

What the hell does this have to do with the article?

Just ironic that the guy is stealing food when he can now have steak and lobster every day on FSU's dime.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 12:33:28 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/dead_catch.png)


I lol'd my lederhosen
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: CCTAU on April 30, 2014, 12:36:49 PM
Just ironic that the guy is stealing food when he can now have steak and lobster every day on FSU's dime.

Doesn't take effect till August.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 30, 2014, 01:04:41 PM
Just ironic that the guy is stealing food when he can now have steak and lobster every day on FSU's dime.
I think he was referring to Godfather.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 01:07:51 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/dead_catch.png)

The best part is the crab silhouettes on the helmet.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 01:11:12 PM
Just ironic that the guy is stealing food when he can now have steak and lobster every day on FSU's dime.

F$U's bagman says he could have every day anyway
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 01:13:10 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmezceTCMAAtZ1B.jpg)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Montezuma58 on April 30, 2014, 01:46:52 PM
Such a shellfish act on his part
Leviticus 11:10 “And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you.”
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 02:16:51 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/dsw_zpsdc9b721b.gif)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 02:38:57 PM
This thread =  #winning
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 30, 2014, 02:43:00 PM
This isn't the first time he's done stupid shit like this.

Hell, didn't he get in trouble for stealing soda from a Burger King by using a bunch of ketchup cups? 
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 02:50:49 PM
This isn't the first time he's done stupid shit like this.

Hell, didn't he get in trouble for stealing soda from a Burger King by using a bunch of ketchup cups?

Where did you hear that?
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 02:51:32 PM
At least he didn't give that poor girl he raped... crabs.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 02:53:29 PM
This isn't the first time he's done stupid shit like this.

Hell, didn't he get in trouble for stealing soda from a Burger King by using a bunch of ketchup cups?

Ketchup comes in cups?
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 02:54:52 PM
Ketchup comes in cups?

They were doing soda shots
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 30, 2014, 02:58:08 PM
I bet he walks on this charge, First sideways then backwards.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Saniflush on April 30, 2014, 03:13:12 PM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/pattywagon_zps2d475734.jpg)

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/djaw_zps8209b402.png)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 30, 2014, 03:28:07 PM
Where did you hear that?

http://tracking.si.com/2013/11/27/jameis-winston-bb-gun-burger-king-florida-state-college-football/ (http://tracking.si.com/2013/11/27/jameis-winston-bb-gun-burger-king-florida-state-college-football/)

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The 19-year-old Winston and other FSU players were questioned in November 2012 after 13 windows were broken at an apartment complex following a BB gun battle near the team’s stadium, the Associated Press reported Wednesday based on records obtained from Tallahassee city officials through a Freedom of Information request.

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The second incident that was made public on Wednesday indicates a Burger King employee called police to report Winston was stealing soda. Winston allegedly entered the Burger King with three other men, did not order food and starting using ketchup cups to fill with soda. He was never questioned by police because the owner of the Burger King restaurant decided not to prosecute.

The guy is a moron. 
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: ssgaufan on April 30, 2014, 03:42:58 PM
http://tracking.si.com/2013/11/27/jameis-winston-bb-gun-burger-king-florida-state-college-football/ (http://tracking.si.com/2013/11/27/jameis-winston-bb-gun-burger-king-florida-state-college-football/)

The guy is a moron.

One of Hueytown's finest
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 30, 2014, 03:54:51 PM
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Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 04:47:33 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/crab&fb.png)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 05:22:22 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/crab_jameiswinston.jpg)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2014, 05:24:03 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/crab_jameiswinston.jpg)

Damn it, man.  Diet Pepsi stings like hell when comes out of your nose.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on April 30, 2014, 05:33:52 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/jameis_crabs.png)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 30, 2014, 08:34:10 PM
Pinched from a friend.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Come Honor Face on April 30, 2014, 11:25:54 PM
Just some more legs he'll have to force open.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on April 30, 2014, 11:39:36 PM
Just some more legs he'll have to force open.

He really is a shellfish person. 
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: The Prowler on May 01, 2014, 01:36:49 AM
The support for Jameis Winston is already starting...


https://vine.co/v/MrZVJjpAIXb
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: chinook on May 01, 2014, 03:19:32 PM

hide yo' wife.

:by:
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 01, 2014, 07:29:42 PM
hide yo' wife.

:by:
:classic:

ISWYDT
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: The Prowler on May 06, 2014, 02:18:38 PM
Apparently Winston is too stupid to realize that Publix has security footage.

First, he told reporters that he usually goes to Winn Dixie and there you pay at the seafood department. Wrong, the Publix seafood guy has stated that he is a regular at the seafood department, "comes in all the time."
Second, he told reporters that he didn't realize that he hadn't paid for seafood, because he'd bought other stuff too, until he was already on his way to his apartment. Wrong, footage shows him carrying his seafood along with butter to the side of the security guard and around him to the exit. Employees saw him carrying it out, as well as the manager, but didn't say anything because they thought he was going to get a buggy, but when he didn't return, that's when they brought it to the police's attention.
Third, he said that he left the butter in his cart. Wrong, footage shows he did no such thing.

I hope they keep asking him questions.


http://archive.tallahassee.com/interactive/article/20140505/NEWS/140505014/Investigator-Jameis-Winston-avoided-store-security-see-LCSO-documents?gcheck=%5B%271%27%5D&nclick_check=%5B%271%27%5D&fullsite=true (http://archive.tallahassee.com/interactive/article/20140505/NEWS/140505014/Investigator-Jameis-Winston-avoided-store-security-see-LCSO-documents?gcheck=%5B%271%27%5D&nclick_check=%5B%271%27%5D&fullsite=true)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 06, 2014, 02:30:59 PM
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Winston completed his 20 hours of community service on Sunday afternoon and was reinstated back onto the baseball team following a suspension.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 06, 2014, 02:37:37 PM
Winston completed his 20 hours of community service on Sunday afternoon and was reinstated back onto the baseball team following a suspension.


Who name theirs daughter "Community service"?
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 06, 2014, 02:41:39 PM
They said he even completed his 20 hours of community service at a YMCA.  I'm sure lifting some weights, going for a swim and banging milfs really taught him a lesson. 

Florida State is going balls out on this one.  Pretty have said "Fuck all y'all and your laws." 
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 06, 2014, 04:21:50 PM
They said he even completed his 20 hours of community service at a YMCA.  I'm sure lifting some weights, going for a swim and banging milfs really taught him a lesson. 

Florida State is going balls out on this one.  Pretty have said "Fuck all y'all and your laws."


Why not? The NCAA is a paper tiger. They will never go after the big University's, let someone screw up that they can sacrifice and they will pounce and beat their chest.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 06, 2014, 04:33:04 PM
WOTSkreets.  TIFWIW.  TGIF.  LOL

Certain players were regulars in that Pube Licks and free stuff was understood. They forgot to tell the new guy. 

BLT
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: chityeah on May 06, 2014, 04:59:35 PM
Meat man at Publix here in Gulf Breeze next to Andrews Ints. We have a lot more famous athletes than jameass. You bet your ass we made sure RGIII pay for his special order of chicken feet. Now I can hook a tigerxer up tho.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 06, 2014, 05:59:34 PM
Meat man at Publix here in Gulf Breeze next to Andrews Ints. We have a lot more famous athletes than jameass. You bet your ass we made sure RGIII pay for his special order of chicken feet. Now I can hook a tigerxer up tho.
I will be remembering this for next time imma be in Gulf Breeze.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 06, 2014, 06:11:25 PM

Why not? The NCAA is a paper tiger. They will never go after the big University's, let someone screw up that they can sacrifice and they will pounce and beat their chest.
I am an Internet tiger and I pounce on that ass. I don't feel the need to beat my chest, however, I do with my meat.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 06, 2014, 06:38:04 PM
WOTSkreets.  TIFWIW.  TGIF.  LOL

Certain players were regulars in that Pube Licks and free stuff was understood. They forgot to tell the new guy. 

BLT

I heard that on a radio show, but I don't buy it.  If so, Jameis wouldn't have been acting like a shady thief while walking out of the store. 

And for those calling the NCAA a paper tiger - What a disservice to these kids.  Yes, they are glorified celebrities put in the spotlight and demanded to perform so that other people can make millions upon millions of dollars.  I get it.  It's a flawed system.  But these are still very, very young people who are mostly coming from difficult backgrounds and are being given the opportunity to become upstanding citizens.  Here you have someone who obviously had little home training for whatever reason and jumped from po'kid from Bessemer to American royalty. 

College sports used to strive to truly prepare young men and women to be leaders.  Then it became all about winning and the dollar...now it's about what?  It seems like it's about image.  If it was really about wins and payouts, then this would need to be addressed strictly because without Winston, Auburn is the 2013 champs.  So it's not really about wins and losses and dollars and payouts, it's about maintaining a consistently safe and friendly image where bad things are swept away in order to keep gaining new viewers and new advertisements. 

Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 06, 2014, 07:25:21 PM
Who name theirs daughter "Community service"?
There was a girl back in high school who should have been named this. She definitely serviced this community, and a couple of others to boot.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Godfather on May 07, 2014, 10:00:15 AM
Just another case of the white man trying to keep the black man down.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/witness.png)
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 07, 2014, 12:04:17 PM
There was a girl back in high school who should have been named this. She definitely serviced this community, and a couple of others to boot.
You know Sally the slut? It's a small world. Fine gal, ol Sal. Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, she could. Before she got snaggletoothed.
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2014, 07:35:11 PM
You know Sally the slut? It's a small world. Fine gal, ol Sal. Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, she could. Before she got snaggletoothed.
Julianna, the diplomat pussycat. She lived by the motto, "Any time, any where".
Title: Re: Dem Crabs were asking for it....
Post by: The Prowler on May 15, 2014, 11:48:55 PM
The surveillance video of the "I just forgot to pay, 'cause I was trying to get outta there so I wouldn't cause any more of a scene with all the attention I was getting from kids and parents asking for my auto...signa...my name on stuff" incident...


http://fansided.com/2014/05/15/jameis-winston-crab-legs-surveillance-video/# (http://fansided.com/2014/05/15/jameis-winston-crab-legs-surveillance-video/#)!NTQeE