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Title: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 10, 2014, 10:22:24 AM
It's oldautiger's birthday today. Better speak up when you say something, cuz he's deaf as a post.

Happy day, darlin'. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 10, 2014, 10:26:42 AM
Happy happy to a true, Bama hatin', Auburn man.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: CCTAU on April 10, 2014, 10:27:33 AM
HEY! HEY!

I'M NOT ON YOUR DAMN LAWN!


Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Saniflush on April 10, 2014, 10:27:44 AM
Happy birthday sir.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 10, 2014, 11:10:41 AM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: AWK on April 10, 2014, 01:05:40 PM
Happy Birthday.  Don't listen to these guys, you are old as shit.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 10, 2014, 01:37:48 PM
Happy Birfday. You aren't really that old. Compared to some of the biblical figures or mountain ranges, you are a whipper snapper young fellow!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 10, 2014, 01:46:15 PM
You so old, your social security number is 1.

You so old, when you were in school there was no history class.

You so old, your memory is in black and white.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 10, 2014, 02:27:15 PM
Happy Birthday old man.  It's probably not that bad, look on the bright side, you may be old but you probably have more hair on your head than Sanggletiger does.  Hint: If you have one, you have more than him.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 10, 2014, 03:38:22 PM
Happy Birthday old man.  It's probably not that bad, look on the bright side, you may be old but you probably have more hair on your head than Sanggletiger does.  Hint: If you have one, you have more than him.

Listen up, bitch.  I will cut you.  Oh yes I will.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 10, 2014, 04:27:18 PM
What was it like getting to see Moses coming down from that mountain?


Happy Birthday and War Damn Eagle!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 10, 2014, 04:47:33 PM
He's so old, he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

He's so old, he was a crossing guard when Moses parted the Red Sea.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 10, 2014, 05:08:07 PM
He's so old he remembers when Sangs had both balls.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 10, 2014, 05:11:10 PM
He's so old he remembers when Sangs had both balls.

The punch line loses so much if the delivery just isn't there.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 10, 2014, 07:34:53 PM
Happy birthday, Pops!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 10, 2014, 11:30:09 PM
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And such...happy birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: The Six on April 11, 2014, 12:30:30 AM
Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 11, 2014, 08:04:34 AM
Happy Birthday
His birthday was yesterday. You forgot it, again. I'm not sure that you care anymore.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: oldautiger on April 11, 2014, 04:30:57 PM
Thanks guys and gal, that helped make my day.  Of course, when I don't read my name in the obits, that's  great start. (I think Mark Twain said that). 
After I aroused from my afternoon nap and inserted both hearing aids (so I can hear), so I had a great time, then I had to go to bed...........I wish.  :)
Thanks again guys War Damn Eagle
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 11, 2014, 04:32:36 PM
Thanks guys and gal, that helped make my day.  Of course, when I don't read my name in the obits, that's  great start. (I think Mark Twain said that). 
After I aroused from my afternoon nap and inserted both hearing aids (so I can hear), so I had a great time, then I had to go to bed...........I wish.  :)
Thanks again guys War Damn Eagle
If you don't mind, could you click the Like button on my above posts?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: oldautiger on April 11, 2014, 04:39:25 PM
If you don't mind, could you click the Like button on my above posts?
What's it worth to you...................well okay, just this one time.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: oldautiger on April 11, 2014, 04:40:25 PM
Done, you happy now
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 11, 2014, 04:45:51 PM
Done, you happy now
I really appreciate that. And thanks for not Liking the other lame ass wishes behind mine.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 11, 2014, 05:23:13 PM
I really appreciate that. And thanks for not Liking the other lame ass wishes behind mine.

Shut up, buttmuffin.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to our official geezer
Post by: DnATL on April 11, 2014, 10:18:58 PM
I really appreciate that. And thanks for not Liking the other lame ass wishes behind mine.
You know who grants no lame asses wishes?  VV 'cause he'll never put a limp in your ass