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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on April 07, 2014, 11:52:21 AM
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Surprised no one has posted this yet.
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Was a topic of discussion on Mike & Mike, etc.
http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/story/former-auburn-coach-gene-chizik-s-daughter-went-to-prom-he-did-not-look-pleased-040614 (http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/story/former-auburn-coach-gene-chizik-s-daughter-went-to-prom-he-did-not-look-pleased-040614)
Gene Chizik's daughter went to prom; he did not look pleased
CLAY TRAVIS
APR 06, 2014 5:56p ET
I don't have a daughter, but if I did I'm pretty confident my expression would look just like Gene Chizik's on prom night.
The photo below might be the greatest SEC football coach picture since Steve Spurrier went to the Daytona 500 and drank beer shirtless. From the angry arms crossed, to the fact that former Auburn coach Chizik is wearing UnderArmour on top of another UnderArmour long sleeve -- as he's contractually required to do until the day he dies -- to the subtle bicep flex that suggests, "I will choke you to death if your hand moves either north or south of my daughter's hip,†everything about this photo is just perfect.
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Chizik is every dad on prom night ever.
We really need to photoshop unimpressed Chizik into all sorts of other world events. Beginning with the Gus Malzahn introductory press conference at Auburn.
The photo appears to come courtesy of the prom date's mom.
Maybe the situation isn't as bad as it looks ...
Justin Hokanson @JHokanson
@lutzenkirchen @JeriDickey is that real?
Jeri Dickey @JeriDickey
@JHokanson @lutzenkirchen HA HA YES it is real, but he really does like my son..so I hope he was photobombing. Mrs Chiz took it b4 they left
This is false.
No dad has ever liked his daughter's prom date.
Ever.
As @mattcox tweeted me the moment this story went up on Outkick, "You're dead right with that last part. There's a six-year-old boy out there somewhere that I don't even know but I despise him."
GO DEEPER
Happy Sunday to dads everywhere.
http://youtu.be/pPPeMHXNE8w (http://youtu.be/pPPeMHXNE8w)
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Run-DMChizik
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Haha, this one got me.
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He looks like a five year-old holding back his urine stream.
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Note: All of my submissions are scraped from teh intarwebz.
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This is the one I have been waiting for...
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My 3rd favorite sports meme behind:
1) Saban on a shelf
2) Raging Joakim Noah
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Fucking :gold:
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A Mark Ingram Heisman photo, with Chizik looking unimpressed, would be hilarious.
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...drops mic....
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Took me 10 seconds at most.
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Took me 10 seconds at most.
Was gonna say the same thing but I have said that before.
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Took me 10 seconds at most.
I spent about 10 minutes looking, but gave up.
I think I found Waldo in the bottom right corner, but I'm not even sure about that.
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I spent about 10 minutes looking, but gave up.
I think I found Waldo in the bottom right corner, but I'm not even sure about that.
WAIT! I FOUND HIM!
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For those fotoshop challenged...
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2 folks got this one, btw for those that don't get this one. The guys head is Joe Francis. Creator of Girls Gone Wild.
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2 folks got this one, btw for those that don't get this one. The guys head is Joe Francis. Creator of Girls Gone Wild.
I got it. I just didn't acknowledge it. I chuckled but reminded myself of how wrong that was...
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Ump sending out an I love you to somebody.
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2 folks got this one, btw for those that don't get this one. The guys head is Joe Francis. Creator of Girls Gone Wild.
You knew you could count on me to get a porn reference.
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2 folks got this one, btw for those that don't get this one. The guys head is Joe Francis. Creator of Girls Gone Wild.
I got it....Was just wrapped up yesterday with a bunch work shit.
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I've stolt two so far for the twatterz, and that's showing constraint.
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