Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: AUChizad on April 03, 2014, 10:43:15 AM
-
http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra (http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra)
-
I had a chalupa from Taco Bell Sunday and that thing is still alive in my stomach.
-
http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra (http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra)
AUChizad is Bottomfeeder?
-
They claim it is a dog, fox, or coyote with mange. The weird thing is I have never seen any of those creatures pick up food with their paws.
Personally I think it is a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff.
-
They claim it is a dog, fox, or coyote with mange. The weird thing is I have never seen any of those creatures pick up food with their paws.
Personally I think it is a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff.
Some people have really short, choppy arms that make it difficult for them to pick up things. Not food. They're good with picking up food. But other things. Like the check.
-
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/04/article-1225042-0711BCAC000005DC-579_634x428.jpg)
-
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/04/article-1225042-0711BCAC000005DC-579_634x428.jpg)
Shaved Bear
-
Shaved Bear
But my point is, that animals with mange look scary.
-
But my point is, that animals with mange look scary.
Are you talking about what's in the cage or on top of her head?
-
But my point is, that animals with mange look scary.
Makes it look bigger I think.
-
Makes it look bigger I think.
So if I shave (nevermind)
-
They claim it is a dog, fox, or coyote with mange. The weird thing is I have never seen any of those creatures pick up food with their paws.
Personally I think it is a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff.
Noticed the same thing with the front paws. I've never seen that with any of those. I'm no animalologist but I've seen a lot of fox, coyotes and dogs in the wild. I dunno.
But if this thing ran out of the woods at me, I am pretty sure I'd shit in my pants.
-
Noticed the same thing with the front paws. I've never seen that with any of those. I'm no animalologist but I've seen a lot of fox, coyotes and dogs in the wild. I dunno.
But if this thing ran out of the woods at me, I am pretty sure I'd shit in my pants.
I was going out to my car one morning about 5:00 a.m. Still dark. This fox comes out of the woods and stops at the end of my driveway and literally starts screaming at me. Wasn't a red fox...more silver or gray in color. Freaked me out because he wasn't moving. Just kept screaming at me.
Stupid fox.
-
http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra (http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra)
Noticed the same thing with the front paws. I've never seen that with any of those. I'm no animalologist but I've seen a lot of fox, coyotes and dogs in the wild. I dunno.
But if this thing ran out of the woods at me, I am pretty sure I'd shit in my pants.
I can't tell the size of the creature very well in the video but it looks very marsupial-like with it's front paws; if I had to guess it looks like a Tasmanian Devil to me (and maybe they say that in the video...I had to watch it with the sound muted).
-
I think it is a raccoon with mange.
(http://inanewhitterings.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/raccoon11.jpg)
(http://kplc.images.worldnow.com/images/25147675_BG1.jpg)
-
The homeowner said he didn't think it was a raccoon because of its growl, he has never heard a raccoon growl. I actually have heard a raccoon growl, they spit too, nasty little fuckers.
When I watched the story first time they made it sound like an expert had ruled out it was a raccoon, stupid media.
-
The homeowner said he didn't think it was a raccoon because of its growl, he has never heard a raccoon growl. I actually have heard a raccoon growl, they spit too, nasty little fuckers.
When I watched the story first time they made it sound like an expert had ruled out it was a raccoon, stupid media.
Raccoon seems to be the consensus on teh social medias. They are nasty, little buggers.
*edit: I'll have to wait and see what they say on "Coast to Coast AM" tonight and "Alex Jones" this afternoon to be absolutely certain.
-
Raccoon seems to be the consensus on teh social medias. They are nasty, little buggers.
*edit: I'll have to wait and see what they say on "Coast to Coast AM" tonight and "Alex Jones" this afternoon to be absolutely certain.
I just hope they don't try to enroll it at the University or think that he'll get to play QB!
-
I was going out to my car one morning about 5:00 a.m. Still dark. This fox comes out of the woods and stops at the end of my driveway and literally starts screaming at me. Wasn't a red fox...more silver or gray in color. Freaked me out because he wasn't moving. Just kept screaming at me.
Stupid fox.
GILF?
-
Fuck, now we know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE)
-
What does the chupacabra say?
Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
-
I was going out to my car one morning about 5:00 a.m. Still dark. This fox comes out of the woods and stops at the end of my driveway and literally starts screaming at me. Wasn't a red fox...more silver or gray in color. Freaked me out because he wasn't moving. Just kept screaming at me.
Stupid fox.
What did the fox say?
-
What did the fox say?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow
-
Shaved Bear
Probably. Definitely not a shaved pussy. Shaved pussies are cute.
-
Probably. Definitely not a shaved pussy. Shaved pussies are cute.
Fleshy the cat.
-
Fleshy the cat.
I've seen a pussy with mange. And heard one growl one time. It was a big one. A big ole fat pussy.
-
I've seen a pussy with mange. And heard one growl one time. It was a big one. A big ole fat pussy.
Why is your pussy so big? Why is your pussy so big?
-
Why is your pussy so big? Why is your pussy so big?
You don't have to say it twice
-
Why is your pussy so big? Why is your pussy so big?
It's just a fat pussy. It's just a fat pussy.
-
But, I'd rather have a fat pussy than a stinking pussy. Whew! I'll take the Chupacabra as a bed partner over a stinking pussy, any day.
-
You don't have to say it twice
I didn't
+10 to Snags
-25 to Wiregrass
-
I didn't
+10 to Snags
-25 to Wiregrass
I'm not playing anyway. I'm going home.
-
I'm not playing anyway. I'm going home.
Then goooo....get to the chopper
-
I didn't
+10 to Snags
-25 to Wiregrass
So, I say to my girlfriend, "Hey, I'd like a little pussy."
And she says, "Me, too. Mine's as big as a house!"
-
You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
-
I'm gonna have me some fun...I'm gonna have me some fun.
-
There's something out there. And it ain't no man.
-
But, I'd rather have a fat pussy than a stinking pussy. Whew! I'll take the Chupacabra as a bed partner over a stinking pussy, any day.
What are they feeding you?
-
So, I say to my girlfriend, "Hey, I'd like a little pussy."
And she says, "Me, too. Mine's as big as a house!"
That was the first joke my grandfather told me. I was about 10.
Good times.
-
That was the first joke my grandfather told me. I was about 10.
Good times.
Think about this, he was talking about your grandmother. How funny is it now?
Good times.
-
Think about this, he was talking about your grandmother. How funny is it now?
Good times.
Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?
Good times.
-
Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?
Good times.
I didn't until I got married and remembered that smell when I was growing up.
-
Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?
Good times.
Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.
-
Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.
How come I can't hit the "like" button more than once?
-
How come I can't hit the "like" button more than once?
Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.
-
Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.
Blaow!
-
Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.
And?
-
Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.
Mrs. Dallas said she would (one day) I figure I'll get it on our 25th.
-
I overheard my wife telling one of her friends about how much she likes to give blow jobs. That bitch hasn't given me a knob licker in over 12 years. I don't know where she comes up with some of the...hey. Wait a minute.