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Title: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: AUChizad on April 03, 2014, 10:43:15 AM
http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra (http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra)
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 11:13:40 AM
I had a chalupa from Taco Bell Sunday and that thing is still alive in my stomach.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra (http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra)
AUChizad is Bottomfeeder?
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 11:50:33 AM
They claim it is a dog, fox, or coyote with mange.  The weird thing is I have never seen any of those creatures pick up food with their paws.

Personally I think it is a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 11:52:43 AM
They claim it is a dog, fox, or coyote with mange.  The weird thing is I have never seen any of those creatures pick up food with their paws.

Personally I think it is a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff.

Some people have really short, choppy arms that make it difficult for them to pick up things.  Not food.  They're good with picking up food.  But other things.  Like the check.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: AWK on April 03, 2014, 11:53:39 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/04/article-1225042-0711BCAC000005DC-579_634x428.jpg)
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 11:54:10 AM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/04/article-1225042-0711BCAC000005DC-579_634x428.jpg)
Shaved Bear
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: AWK on April 03, 2014, 11:58:40 AM
Shaved Bear
But my point is, that animals with mange look scary.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 03, 2014, 12:07:22 PM
But my point is, that animals with mange look scary.


Are you talking about what's in the cage or on top of her head?
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 12:07:45 PM
But my point is, that animals with mange look scary.
Makes it look bigger I think.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 03, 2014, 12:13:30 PM
Makes it look bigger I think.

So if I shave (nevermind)
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 12:13:47 PM
They claim it is a dog, fox, or coyote with mange.  The weird thing is I have never seen any of those creatures pick up food with their paws.

Personally I think it is a crackhead that got hold of the wrong stuff.
Noticed the same thing with the front paws. I've never seen that with any of those. I'm no animalologist but I've seen a lot of fox, coyotes and dogs in the wild. I dunno.

But if this thing ran out of the woods at me, I am pretty sure I'd shit in my pants.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 12:35:57 PM
Noticed the same thing with the front paws. I've never seen that with any of those. I'm no animalologist but I've seen a lot of fox, coyotes and dogs in the wild. I dunno.

But if this thing ran out of the woods at me, I am pretty sure I'd shit in my pants.

I was going out to my car one morning about 5:00 a.m.  Still dark.  This fox comes out of the woods and stops at the end of my driveway and literally starts screaming at me.  Wasn't a red fox...more silver or gray in color.  Freaked me out because he wasn't moving.  Just kept screaming at me.

Stupid fox.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Tarheel on April 03, 2014, 12:37:54 PM
http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra (http://www.kplctv.com/story/25147675/texas-couple-claims-to-have-captured-live-chupacabra)

Noticed the same thing with the front paws. I've never seen that with any of those. I'm no animalologist but I've seen a lot of fox, coyotes and dogs in the wild. I dunno.

But if this thing ran out of the woods at me, I am pretty sure I'd shit in my pants.

I can't tell the size of the creature very well in the video but it looks very marsupial-like with it's front paws; if I had to guess it looks like a Tasmanian Devil to me (and maybe they say that in the video...I had to watch it with the sound muted).
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 12:40:51 PM
I think it is a raccoon with mange.

(http://inanewhitterings.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/raccoon11.jpg)

(http://kplc.images.worldnow.com/images/25147675_BG1.jpg)
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 12:46:03 PM
The homeowner said he didn't think it was a raccoon because of its growl, he has never heard a raccoon growl.  I actually have heard a raccoon growl, they spit too, nasty little fuckers. 

When I watched the story first time they made it sound like an expert had ruled out it was a raccoon, stupid media.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Tarheel on April 03, 2014, 12:58:46 PM
The homeowner said he didn't think it was a raccoon because of its growl, he has never heard a raccoon growl.  I actually have heard a raccoon growl, they spit too, nasty little fuckers. 

When I watched the story first time they made it sound like an expert had ruled out it was a raccoon, stupid media.

Raccoon seems to be the consensus on teh social medias.  They are nasty, little buggers.

*edit: I'll have to wait and see what they say on "Coast to Coast AM" tonight and "Alex Jones" this afternoon to be absolutely certain.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Saniflush on April 03, 2014, 01:00:53 PM
Raccoon seems to be the consensus on teh social medias.  They are nasty, little buggers.

*edit: I'll have to wait and see what they say on "Coast to Coast AM" tonight and "Alex Jones" this afternoon to be absolutely certain.

I just hope they don't try to enroll it at the University or think that he'll get to play QB!
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 03, 2014, 01:06:32 PM
I was going out to my car one morning about 5:00 a.m.  Still dark.  This fox comes out of the woods and stops at the end of my driveway and literally starts screaming at me.  Wasn't a red fox...more silver or gray in color.  Freaked me out because he wasn't moving.  Just kept screaming at me.

Stupid fox.


GILF?   
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: AWK on April 03, 2014, 01:15:06 PM
Fuck, now we know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE)
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 01:59:09 PM
What does the chupacabra say?

Ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding 
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 02:14:57 PM
I was going out to my car one morning about 5:00 a.m.  Still dark.  This fox comes out of the woods and stops at the end of my driveway and literally starts screaming at me.  Wasn't a red fox...more silver or gray in color.  Freaked me out because he wasn't moving.  Just kept screaming at me.

Stupid fox.
What did the fox say?
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 02:18:01 PM
What did the fox say?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 02:20:10 PM
Shaved Bear
Probably. Definitely not a shaved pussy. Shaved pussies are cute.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 02:25:48 PM
Probably. Definitely not a shaved pussy. Shaved pussies are cute.

Fleshy the cat.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 02:28:46 PM
Fleshy the cat.
I've seen a pussy with mange. And heard one growl one time. It was a big one. A big ole fat pussy.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 02:36:02 PM
I've seen a pussy with mange. And heard one growl one time. It was a big one. A big ole fat pussy.
Why is your pussy so big?  Why is your pussy so big?
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 02:37:53 PM
Why is your pussy so big?  Why is your pussy so big?

You don't have to say it twice
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 02:43:29 PM
Why is your pussy so big?  Why is your pussy so big?
It's just a fat pussy. It's just a fat pussy.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 02:47:04 PM
But, I'd rather have a fat pussy than a stinking pussy. Whew! I'll take the Chupacabra as a bed partner over a stinking pussy, any day.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 02:49:15 PM
You don't have to say it twice
I didn't


+10 to Snags
-25 to Wiregrass
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 03, 2014, 03:13:43 PM
I didn't


+10 to Snags
-25 to Wiregrass
I'm not playing anyway. I'm going home.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 03:41:50 PM
I'm not playing anyway. I'm going home.

Then goooo....get to the chopper
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: wesfau2 on April 03, 2014, 04:00:07 PM
I didn't


+10 to Snags
-25 to Wiregrass

So, I say to my girlfriend, "Hey, I'd like a little pussy."

And she says, "Me, too.  Mine's as big as a house!"
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 04:06:41 PM
You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Godfather on April 03, 2014, 04:18:58 PM
I'm gonna have me some fun...I'm gonna have me some fun.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2014, 04:36:36 PM
There's something out there.  And it ain't no man.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 03, 2014, 07:53:50 PM
But, I'd rather have a fat pussy than a stinking pussy. Whew! I'll take the Chupacabra as a bed partner over a stinking pussy, any day.

What are they feeding you?
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 03, 2014, 07:54:47 PM
So, I say to my girlfriend, "Hey, I'd like a little pussy."

And she says, "Me, too.  Mine's as big as a house!"

That was the first joke my grandfather told me.  I was about 10.

Good times.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Saniflush on April 04, 2014, 07:01:02 AM
That was the first joke my grandfather told me.  I was about 10.

Good times.

Think about this, he was talking about your grandmother.  How funny is it now?


Good times.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Godfather on April 04, 2014, 11:07:19 AM
Think about this, he was talking about your grandmother.  How funny is it now?


Good times.
Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?


Good times.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 04, 2014, 12:23:44 PM
Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?


Good times.


I didn't until I got married and remembered that smell when I was growing up.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: wesfau2 on April 04, 2014, 03:05:11 PM
Quote from: Godfather link=topic=23576.msg356111#msg35611Ye=1396624039
Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?


Good times.

Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2014, 03:09:09 PM
Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.

How come I can't hit the "like" button more than once?
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Saniflush on April 04, 2014, 03:11:14 PM
How come I can't hit the "like" button more than once?


Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: wesfau2 on April 04, 2014, 03:13:57 PM

Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.

Blaow!
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2014, 03:15:30 PM

Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.

And?
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 04, 2014, 03:18:01 PM
Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.


Mrs. Dallas said she would (one day) I figure I'll get it on our 25th.
Title: Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 04, 2014, 04:24:32 PM
I overheard my wife telling one of her friends about how much she likes to give blow jobs. That bitch hasn't given me a knob licker in over 12 years. I don't know where she comes up with some of the...hey. Wait a minute.