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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on January 06, 2014, 09:40:26 AM
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Here's the scenario. You have a choice to make. You can have a wild night with the girl of your dreams tonight. Pick the girl. Any girl. She wants you in a bad way. The catch is, your evening has to start at 5 p.m. and you gotta spend the entire night with her. No T.V., no radio, no contact with the outside world re: the BCS championship. But, it's any girl that you want and if sticking a Baby Ruth up her caboose and nibbling on it while she sucks your toes is your thing....have at it.
Personally, I pass. But, a man of my looks and means can always take this opportunity at a later date. I'm curious what you average or below men would choose.
Hit it or pass?
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Fuck that. She just gonna have to do without.
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The girl of my dreams would want me to do her from behind so she could see the game too. And she wouldn't care what the other people in the sky box thaught about it.
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I'm 35 and have three kids. I'm gonna watch the football game, go get daddy a beer and shutup.
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Sex is sort of like pizza. When it's good pizza, it's really great. When it's bad pizza, it's still pretty good.
With that said, I can always order a Hot and Ready pizza tomorrow.
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Sex is sort of like pizza. When it's good pizza, it's really great. When it's bad pizza, it's still pretty good.
With that said, I can always order a Hot and Ready pizza tomorrow.
Those $5 kind are the shiznit. Literally.