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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Townhallsavoy on December 29, 2013, 06:53:56 AM
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Illusion/delusion meets reality.
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Damn. When I first saw this in another thread... I thought Chizad crafted it up...guess not.
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At first I just saw the helmets and thought it was no big deal. I have an Auburn decoration on my tree. Then I saw the saban thing. Wow.
He is much lower on my tree.
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http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/story/of-course-an-alabama-couple-named-their-newborn-daughter-krimson-tyde-122913 (http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/story/of-course-an-alabama-couple-named-their-newborn-daughter-krimson-tyde-122913)
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It's classy 'cause it's spelled with a "K"
She will be the toast of the main stage one day...
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As one article I read said - once she hits puberty, one week a month is going to be absolute social hell.
"Damn, bitch! Yu so gawdamwhore-monal! Yu livin up to yor name!!"
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She will be the toast of the main stage one day...
I suspect she will be more so satellite stage material.
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As one article I read said - once she hits puberty, one week a month is going to be absolute social hell.
"Damn, bitch! Yu so gawdamwhore-monal! Yu livin up to yor name!!"
Your crassly graphic humour offends the gentlemen of the X
Also, it was actually a boy
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It's classy'cause it's spelled with a "K"
She will be the toast of the main stage one day...
Which will make it even weirder since little Krimson is currently a boy. The early reports got the name right but the gender wrong. Probably doesn't matter because anything with a pulse and that name will require most bammers to need immediate medical attention after four hours even without the use of little blue or yellow pills.
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She will be the toast of the main stage one day...
I suspect she will be more so satellite stage material.
I suspect she will be cleaning both of them.
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I suspect she will be cleaning both of them.
Running the jizz mop? That's setting the bar pretty high.
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Running the jizz mop? That's setting the bar pretty high.
Pixie dust spreader?
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Pixie dust spreader?
Beats barking for the yak woman. Ugly as sin but a damn fine cook
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"Though Broadhurst never attended the school and hasn't stepped foot in Bryant-Denny Stadium, he insists that the university makes him stronger as a person and he dreams about college careers there for both his Bama-named children."
http://blog.al.com/live/2013/12/phenix_city_man_father_to_crim.html (http://blog.al.com/live/2013/12/phenix_city_man_father_to_crim.html)
:haha: Stupid inbred bammers
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"You should be able to name your young'un what you want."
Sweet 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus! These morons just can't grasp the concept of "cause and effect". I sincerely hope they have a moment of clarity in 20 years or so and realize their idiotic decision was directly responsible for their children's poor prospects for a successful life.
I'm in no way besmirching the fine pulpwooders or meter readers in this fucked up state, but one must realize that painting their kids into a very tight corner right out of the gate will have nothing but a negative consequence - and all this for a bullshit allegiance to something that is nothing more than a source of entertainment.
The real gem in this article is the part where it is revealed that he met his now 24 year old wife 9 years ago (when he was 22 years old). Appalachia ain't got shit on some parts of this state.
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"Though Broadhurst never attended the school and hasn't stepped foot in Bryant-Denny Stadium, he insists that the university makes him stronger as a person and he dreams about college careers there for both his Bama-named children."
http://blog.al.com/live/2013/12/phenix_city_man_father_to_crim.html (http://blog.al.com/live/2013/12/phenix_city_man_father_to_crim.html)
:haha: Stupid inbred bammers
The Onion didn't even need to pay their creative staff for this one. They should run it. This is fantastic.
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The real gem in this article is the part where it is revealed that he met his now 24 year old wife 9 years ago (when he was 22 years old). Appalachia ain't got shit on some parts of this state.
In turd terminology is that a CILF?
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The real gem in this article is the part where it is revealed that he met his now 24 year old wife 9 years ago (when he was 22 years old). Appalachia ain't got shit on some parts of this state.
Cut them some slack. They have hard enough time correctly counting national championships. No harm in making a math error on something much less important like age appropriate dating.
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I really really really really can't stand it when people don't name their children normal names.
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"Though Broadhurst never attended the school and hasn't stepped foot in Bryant-Denny Stadium, he insists that the university makes him stronger as a person and he dreams about college careers there for both his Bama-named children."
http://blog.al.com/live/2013/12/phenix_city_man_father_to_crim.html (http://blog.al.com/live/2013/12/phenix_city_man_father_to_crim.html)
:haha: Stupid inbred bammers
https://www.facebook.com/shane.broadhurst.1?ref=ts&fref=ts (https://www.facebook.com/shane.broadhurst.1?ref=ts&fref=ts)
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I really really really really can't stand it when people don't name their children normal names.
My sister has a baby in the NICU right now named Tinkerbell Taylor [Last Name]. Or so she thought. When the nurses wrote out the name card, Momma corrected them.
It's Tinkabelle. They gonna call her Tinka.
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My sister has a baby in the NICU right now named Tinkerbell Taylor [Last Name]. Or so she thought. When the nurses wrote out the name card, Momma corrected them.
It's Tinkabelle. They gonna call her Tinka.
That's my kinda nurra
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That's my kinda nurra
Wasn't that a song by Billy Squier?
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Wasn't that a song by Billy Squier?
giggled I did
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I really really really really can't stand it when people don't name their children normal names.
What are yout talking about? Isn't your middle name actually with?
My last name is Jackson so obviously I wanted to name my son Bo. Wife shot that down. So I said I wanted to name him Stonewall. She asked what could I possibly use for a middle name with that so I came up with naming him Stone Wall Jackson. Didn't happen either.
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What are yout talking about? Isn't your middle name actually with?
My last name is Jackson so obviously I wanted to name my son Bo. Wife shot that down. So I said I wanted to name him Stonewall. She asked what could I possibly use for a middle name with that so I came up with naming him Stone Wall Jackson. Didn't happen either.
Just as well. Some North Carolinian would probably shoot him.
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His other daughter is named
Alliegh Bama
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Just as well. Some North Carolinian would probably shoot him.
What do you expect from people who have a goat as a mascot?
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His other daughter is named
Alliegh Bama
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
#winning