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Title: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 09:10:07 AM
Freaking Ice storm, Temps in the 20's and stuck at home (with the wife)

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/Photo0688_zpsa9a1395e.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/Photo0688_zpsa9a1395e.jpg.html) 
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 06, 2013, 09:14:34 AM
Freaking Ice storm, Temps in the 20's and stuck at home (with the wife)

Buzz would be happy to take your place... bet he knows where the warmest spot in the house is...
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 09:24:04 AM
Buzz would be happy to take your place... bet he knows where the warmest spot in the house is...


She's like a leased car, Payments are low but you are responsible for the maintenance and up keep.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: CCTAU on December 06, 2013, 09:24:15 AM
Buzz would be happy to take your place... bet he knows where the warmest spot in the house is...

And she ain't had nothin' twixt her nethers weren't run on batteries!
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 06, 2013, 09:30:16 AM
And she ain't had nothin' twixt her nethers weren't run on batteries!

AAAHH!  I can't know that!!
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: Saniflush on December 06, 2013, 09:43:14 AM
AAAHH!  I can't know that!!

I could stand to hear a little more.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 09:44:13 AM
And she ain't had nothin' twixt her nethers weren't run on batteries!


Stocked up yesterday so she would leave me alone.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 06, 2013, 09:45:37 AM

Stocked up yesterday so she would leave me alone.

Buzz is natural gas powered.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 09:54:56 AM
Buzz is natural gas powered.

Ahh, a green machine.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 06, 2013, 09:56:42 AM
Buzz is natural gas powered.

Only when I've had too many beans
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: ssgaufan on December 06, 2013, 10:12:06 AM
I'm going to be watching the game from a cabin in the Smokies.  I really wouldn't mind if it snows while we are there.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 10:17:39 AM
I'm going to be watching the game from a cabin in the Smokies.  I really wouldn't mind if it snows while we are there.


I can understand that, when I am in Colorado I want to see snow, when I am in Texas I want sun and heat.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: ssgaufan on December 06, 2013, 10:38:11 AM

I can understand that, when I am in Colorado I want to see snow, when I am in Texas I want sun and heat.

Gotcha!  This past January when I was in Ft. Bliss it snowed on us.  Snow and nothing to block the damn wind = shitty!
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 10:40:26 AM
Gotcha!  This past January when I was in Ft. Bliss it snowed on us.  Snow and nothing to block the damn wind = shitty!

Prayer sent.


One of the top three shitty training American Post in the world.

Honelefels/Grafenwoehr (Only place in the world you can have dust on the ground and snow in the trees).
Ft. Polk, LA
Ft. Bliss
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shoot.
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 06, 2013, 10:51:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU#)
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shoot.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 11:29:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU#)

They showed news reports last night of people at the wal-marks hoarding the bread (and only in Texas) the steaks. :facepalm:
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 11:44:43 AM
I see many shitty movies in my future today. Tomorrow I have football.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/movie_zps373cc611.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/movie_zps373cc611.jpg.html)
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: GH2001 on December 06, 2013, 11:51:17 AM
I could stand to hear a little more.

A lot more if we're being completely honest.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 06, 2013, 12:17:41 PM
A lot more if we're being completely honest.

Dear Penthouse Forums...
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: oldautiger on December 06, 2013, 01:16:33 PM
Prayer sent.


One of the top three shitty training American Post in the world.

Honelefels/Grafenwoehr (Only place in the world you can have dust on the ground and snow in the trees).
Ft. Polk, LA
Ft. Bliss
You can add Great Lakes in February to that list.
Also according to my jarhead family & friends you can add Parris Island
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 01:32:12 PM
You can add Great Lakes in February to that list.
Also according to my jarhead family & friends you can add Parris Island


Its an All Inclusive. ( I heard)
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: AUChizad on December 06, 2013, 04:45:22 PM
It's T-shirt, shorts, and flip-flop weather in New Orleans right now...
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 04:53:21 PM
It's T-shirt, shorts, and flip-flop weather in New Orleans right now...

 :fu:


Well inside it is here too.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 06, 2013, 05:40:45 PM
Here in Mobile, AL, we all walkin' around nekkid and shit. WDEB!
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: oldautiger on December 06, 2013, 05:53:05 PM
I live in Houston, which is south of Mobile and it's cold as two day old dog shit.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: DnATL on December 06, 2013, 07:37:56 PM
Freaking Ice storm, Temps in the 20's and stuck at home (with the wife)

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/Photo0688_zpsa9a1395e.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/Photo0688_zpsa9a1395e.jpg.html)
keen shed
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 06, 2013, 08:36:38 PM
I live in Houston, which is south of Mobile and it's cold as two day old dog shit.

It's coming here should be here tonight. I got the electric blanket-n-shit hooked up for my nekkid sleep. Now, I just need to find that square vagina.

http://www.mutigers.com/sports/m-footbl/sched/miss-m-footbl-sched.html (http://www.mutigers.com/sports/m-footbl/sched/miss-m-footbl-sched.html)

Speaking of vagina, Missouri really hasn't fucking played anyone but JFF this year. Now wonder their stats are skewed. I don't know how in the hell they beat UGA 41-26.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 06, 2013, 10:11:12 PM
Freaking Ice storm, Temps in the 20's and stuck at home (with the wife)

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/Photo0688_zpsa9a1395e.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/Photo0688_zpsa9a1395e.jpg.html)
Nothing says "fuck neighbors" better than a 8' tall fence.

I wish I had one twice that height.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: djsimp on December 06, 2013, 11:18:16 PM
Here in Mobile, AL, we all walkin' around nekkid and shit. WDEB!

Good thing you are in Mobile.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 07, 2013, 11:36:53 AM
Nothing says "fuck neighbors" better than a 8' tall fence.

I wish I had one twice that height.


Yea,  both can be neeked and can't be seen.
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 07, 2013, 11:38:35 AM
keen shed

got some unkeen shit in it. Had it built to get shit out of the house, not got more shit inside the house that won't fit in the shed.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: Vandy Vol on December 07, 2013, 01:06:30 PM
got some unkeen shit in it. Had it built to get shit out of the house, not got more shit inside the house that won't fit in the shed.  :facepalm:

Buzz moved in?
Title: Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 07, 2013, 10:09:03 PM
Buzz moved in?

The wife requested it.