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Title: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: The Prowler on September 25, 2013, 06:44:24 PM
Due to a Broken Cock (Laid Man's Terms)...

(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/862/85/1085862.jpg)

 #winning
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: jmar on September 25, 2013, 06:55:00 PM
Due to a Broken Cock (Laid Man's Terms)...

(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/862/85/1085862.jpg)

 #winning
Good fer them!
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2013, 09:03:36 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/auteurs_production/images/film/johnny-be-good/w448/johnny-be-good.jpg?1311259234)

Umm...I think I broke my dick, coach
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 25, 2013, 09:51:54 PM
Wait...this is serious?  He seriously broke his dick?
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 25, 2013, 11:09:42 PM
Wow. Was unaware he was that cute.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: chinook on September 25, 2013, 11:57:43 PM
Paaaawlll he's the sacman. 

($1.25 to buzz).
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: DnATL on September 26, 2013, 12:11:31 AM
Wait...this is serious?  He seriously broke his dick?
more like he broke it off, and not cleanly either
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: CCTAU on September 26, 2013, 12:42:03 AM
Uh. That is somebody's daughter. You don't know she's giving it up!


Get off my damn lawn!
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Jumbo on September 26, 2013, 06:54:53 AM
That's a total dick move.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2013, 08:49:16 AM
Let me ask you a question.  This new move.  Is there a knuckle involved in any way?
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Godfather on September 26, 2013, 09:24:04 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/auteurs_production/images/film/johnny-be-good/w448/johnny-be-good.jpg?1311259234)

Umm...I think I broke my dick, coach
Rub some dirt on it and get back out there.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Godfather on September 26, 2013, 09:24:25 AM
Let me ask you a question.  This new move.  Is there a knuckle involved in any way?
Now he is stealing my move.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: AUJarhead on September 26, 2013, 09:26:29 AM
How dare you stop short with my wife!
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: The Prowler on September 26, 2013, 01:58:55 PM
Wait...this is serious?  He seriously broke his dick?
Yup...there's some medical term for what he'd done (but I don't know what it is)...so, in laid man's terms "Broken Dick".
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 26, 2013, 02:40:11 PM
From what I understand, you typically have to be engaged in vigorous sexual activity (with a woman), in order for a penile fracture to occur. None of you guys need to worry.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: CCTAU on September 26, 2013, 03:06:23 PM
From what I understand, you typically have to be engaged in vigorous sexual activity (with a woman), in order for a penile fracture to occur. None of you guys need to worry.

Yeah well. At my age I bend way too much to break!

So I'm out!
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: AUChizad on September 26, 2013, 03:32:02 PM
This is for real. I would break it off too.

(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/863/85/1085863.jpg)
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: djsimp on September 26, 2013, 03:34:11 PM
From what I understand, you typically have to be engaged in vigorous sexual activity (with a woman), in order for a penile fracture to occur. None of you guys need to worry.

A break in the slong hurts....hurts real bad. It takes about 3 months to fully recover and will be left with a knot in said broken spot.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2013, 03:36:58 PM
This is for real. I would break it off too.

(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/863/85/1085863.jpg)

Those are his sisters you sick bastards.


I have the shower pics to prove it.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 26, 2013, 03:41:28 PM
A break in the slong hurts....hurts real bad. It takes about 3 months to fully recover and will be left with a knot in said broken spot.

This thread is worthless.   never mind.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2013, 03:52:39 PM
This thread is worthless.   never mind.

I can sooo read that.  Freakin' homosexual is what you are.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 26, 2013, 04:02:32 PM
I can sooo read that.  Freakin' homosexual is what you are.

Isn't that a cool thing now? I heard it was.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: djsimp on September 26, 2013, 04:04:43 PM
Isn't that a cool thing now? I heard it was.

I bet you like ObamaCare too don't you?
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: jmar on September 26, 2013, 04:07:58 PM
Yup...there's some medical term for what he'd done (but I don't know what it is)...so, in laid man's terms "Broken Dick".
How did a twisted ankle become a fractured penis?
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 26, 2013, 04:17:17 PM
I bet you like ObamaCare too don't you?

My medical is already free.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2013, 04:27:28 PM
Sounds like she gave him a Hindenburg
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 26, 2013, 04:57:11 PM
A break in the slong hurts....hurts real bad. It takes about 3 months to fully recover and will be left with a knot in said broken spot.
This sounds like the voice of experience. Did you break your Johnson? Did you break someone else's? When will the doctors allow one to untie the knot in said schlong? Inquiring minds need to know.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: The Six on September 26, 2013, 06:02:59 PM
Sounds like she gave him a Hindenburg

Still better than a Heisenberg.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 26, 2013, 10:58:42 PM
I went to the Wiki for penile fracture. I love (most of) you guys way too much to post that picture but HOLY SHIT.

Found this to be hilarious tho.

Quote
In America the case of Doe v. Moe, 63 Mass. App. Ct. 516, 827 N.E.2d 240 (2005), tested liability for a penile fracture injury caused during sexual intercourse. The court declined to find duty as between two consensual adults. The plaintiff in this case, a man who suffered a fractured penis, complained that the defendant, his ex-girlfriend, had caused his injury while she was on top of him during sexual intercourse. The court ruled in her favor, determining that her conduct was neither legally wanton nor reckless.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 26, 2013, 11:01:16 PM
sometimes it's the bull that can't last 8 seconds...
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Saniflush on September 27, 2013, 06:54:59 AM
I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden.  I still make fun of him about it.

Broke dick mutherfucker.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: AUJarhead on September 27, 2013, 07:50:25 AM
I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden.  I still make fun of him about it.

Broke dick mutherfucker.

Please tell me he went to PI.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Saniflush on September 27, 2013, 07:52:05 AM
Please tell me he went to PI.

Nope.  Not Corps related.....Our dicks are too hard to break.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 28, 2013, 09:31:18 AM
I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden.  I still make fun of him about it.

Broke richard mutherfudgeer.
I think you are being hard... on him.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: wesfau2 on September 30, 2013, 08:12:45 AM
I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden.  I still make fun of him about it.

Broke dick mutherfucker.

Looks like you're focusing on the wrong details.  At least dude was getting some.
Title: Re: Craig Sanders might be out for a another game or two...
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2013, 08:28:19 AM
Looks like you're focusing on the wrong details.  At least dude was getting some.

You are correct sir.