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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on September 25, 2013, 06:44:24 PM
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Due to a Broken Cock (Laid Man's Terms)...
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#winning
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Due to a Broken Cock (Laid Man's Terms)...
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/862/85/1085862.jpg)
#winning
Good fer them!
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Umm...I think I broke my dick, coach
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Wait...this is serious? He seriously broke his dick?
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Wow. Was unaware he was that cute.
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Paaaawlll he's the sacman.
($1.25 to buzz).
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Wait...this is serious? He seriously broke his dick?
more like he broke it off, and not cleanly either
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Uh. That is somebody's daughter. You don't know she's giving it up!
Get off my damn lawn!
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That's a total dick move.
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Let me ask you a question. This new move. Is there a knuckle involved in any way?
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Umm...I think I broke my dick, coach
Rub some dirt on it and get back out there.
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Let me ask you a question. This new move. Is there a knuckle involved in any way?
Now he is stealing my move.
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How dare you stop short with my wife!
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Wait...this is serious? He seriously broke his dick?
Yup...there's some medical term for what he'd done (but I don't know what it is)...so, in laid man's terms "Broken Dick".
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From what I understand, you typically have to be engaged in vigorous sexual activity (with a woman), in order for a penile fracture to occur. None of you guys need to worry.
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From what I understand, you typically have to be engaged in vigorous sexual activity (with a woman), in order for a penile fracture to occur. None of you guys need to worry.
Yeah well. At my age I bend way too much to break!
So I'm out!
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This is for real. I would break it off too.
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/863/85/1085863.jpg)
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From what I understand, you typically have to be engaged in vigorous sexual activity (with a woman), in order for a penile fracture to occur. None of you guys need to worry.
A break in the slong hurts....hurts real bad. It takes about 3 months to fully recover and will be left with a knot in said broken spot.
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This is for real. I would break it off too.
(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/863/85/1085863.jpg)
Those are his sisters you sick bastards.
I have the shower pics to prove it.
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A break in the slong hurts....hurts real bad. It takes about 3 months to fully recover and will be left with a knot in said broken spot.
This thread is worthless. never mind.
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This thread is worthless. never mind.
I can sooo read that. Freakin' homosexual is what you are.
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I can sooo read that. Freakin' homosexual is what you are.
Isn't that a cool thing now? I heard it was.
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Isn't that a cool thing now? I heard it was.
I bet you like ObamaCare too don't you?
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Yup...there's some medical term for what he'd done (but I don't know what it is)...so, in laid man's terms "Broken Dick".
How did a twisted ankle become a fractured penis?
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I bet you like ObamaCare too don't you?
My medical is already free.
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Sounds like she gave him a Hindenburg
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A break in the slong hurts....hurts real bad. It takes about 3 months to fully recover and will be left with a knot in said broken spot.
This sounds like the voice of experience. Did you break your Johnson? Did you break someone else's? When will the doctors allow one to untie the knot in said schlong? Inquiring minds need to know.
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Sounds like she gave him a Hindenburg
Still better than a Heisenberg.
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I went to the Wiki for penile fracture. I love (most of) you guys way too much to post that picture but HOLY SHIT.
Found this to be hilarious tho.
In America the case of Doe v. Moe, 63 Mass. App. Ct. 516, 827 N.E.2d 240 (2005), tested liability for a penile fracture injury caused during sexual intercourse. The court declined to find duty as between two consensual adults. The plaintiff in this case, a man who suffered a fractured penis, complained that the defendant, his ex-girlfriend, had caused his injury while she was on top of him during sexual intercourse. The court ruled in her favor, determining that her conduct was neither legally wanton nor reckless.
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sometimes it's the bull that can't last 8 seconds...
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I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden. I still make fun of him about it.
Broke dick mutherfucker.
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I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden. I still make fun of him about it.
Broke dick mutherfucker.
Please tell me he went to PI.
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Please tell me he went to PI.
Nope. Not Corps related.....Our dicks are too hard to break.
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I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden. I still make fun of him about it.
Broke richard mutherfudgeer.
I think you are being hard... on him.
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I know someone who had this happen while they were on bottom and being ridden. I still make fun of him about it.
Broke dick mutherfucker.
Looks like you're focusing on the wrong details. At least dude was getting some.
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Looks like you're focusing on the wrong details. At least dude was getting some.
You are correct sir.