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Title: Innersting Take
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2013, 05:09:43 PM
copied then pasted for your reading pleasure.  Kevinz Scrubinski

Johnny Manziel and Cam Newton have a lot in common, beyond their stiff-arm statues and their place atop the short list of special players who've bedeviled Nick Saban.

Manziel, in just one year and one half of playing time, already has set the career record as the most hated player in SEC history.

Newton holds the single-game mark for intense public hostility.

No player has ever walked into a more hostile atmosphere than Newton did Nov. 26, 2010, in Bryant-Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa. The Auburn quarterback was greeted by official and unofficial scorn and derision, from the students tossing Monopoly money at him during warmups to the P.A. system playing "Take the Money and Run" and "Son of a Preacher Man."

On a day when the ancient Roman Circus Maximus came to the Iron Bowl, Newton ate the lion and hushed a hundred thousand mouths.

If that weren't enough, in leading the greatest comeback in series history and keeping Auburn's run to a national title alive, Newton helped bring out the excess and toxic Bama in Harvey Updyke.

Manziel has yet to spark any criminal behavior by an opposing fan, but he's probably more despised by more people who've never met him than Newton. The Texas A&M quarterback certainly has moved more retired coaches to voice their desire to assault him.

Lou Holtz, who once put an official in a headlock, said he would've grabbed Manziel "by the throat." Barry Switzer, who let the inmates run the asylum at Oklahoma, said he would've jerked Manziel's facemask.

Now we know what keeps old coaches going. Money, a microphone and a healthy dose of false bravado.

What did Manziel do to unleash the inner Woody Hayes in the septuagenarian fantasies of Holtz and Switzer? He didn't stop to listen to Kevin Sumlin's reprimand after earning an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty against Rice.

That's funny on so many levels.

On the penalty, Manziel's not the first former Heisman winner to jaw with an opponent. The sainted Tim Tebow made a similar move in the face of an Oklahoma defender and added a Gator chomp as the ultimate taunt with a minute and change left in Florida's BCS Championship Game victory over the Sooners.

I don't recall anyone predicting that Tebow's behavior would hasten the demise of Urban Meyer's wannabe dynasty. The real culprit there would turn out to be Saban.

Saban and company couldn't put Newton "in his place" even at their place. Can they go on the road and save college football from Johnny Football?

On Manziel's failure to stop and bend over so Sumlin could spank him, anyone remember when Saban actually did spank a redshirt freshman backup quarterback named AJ McCarron?

Go back and check the video from that 2010 Mississippi State game. McCarron never stops walking as he approaches the sideline and Saban approaches him. The quarterback hears and feels Saban's wrath and takes it, literally and figuratively, in stride.

I don't remember anyone drawing the conclusion that McCarron had disrespected Saban.

The widespread outrage over Manziel's behavior during the Rice game has been more over the top than the quarterback's antics during his well-documented off-season.

Let's see what actually happened last Saturday. He signed an air autograph. If that made you reach for your smelling salts, you probably still have a standard definition television.

He rubbed his fingers together in a gesture most people interpret as "show me the money," although he may have been mimicking his buddy, the rapper Drake. Clemson quarterback Tajh Boyd flashed the exact same sign after scoring a touchdown against Georgia. Did anyone depict Boyd as a ticking time bomb?

Manziel may be impetuous, irresponsible and immature, but what does that make the likes of Holtz and Switzer? The more everyone focuses on what the punky QB does in his idle moments, the more they forget how good he still is with the ball in his hands.

Alabama finds itself in a unique position for the second time in the last four seasons. Despite its role as the team everyone wants to see go down, because it hardly ever happens, a lot of people will be pulling for the Crimson Tide a week from Saturday as they were on Black Friday in 2010.

Saban and company couldn't put Newton "in his place" even at their place. Can they go on the road and save college football from Johnny Football?

Like Newton, it may be easy to hate Manziel. Beating him's another story.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: RWS on September 05, 2013, 07:00:40 PM
There is a big difference between the two, actually.  Cam wasn't a spoiled douchebag, nor a disrespectful punk.   
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 06, 2013, 09:50:54 AM
I hope aTm beats the living dog shit out of bama. And, I might say, that's a lot of dog shit.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Jumbo on September 06, 2013, 10:03:06 AM
I hope Bama tears Johnny Football a new asshole.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Godfather on September 06, 2013, 10:09:39 AM
I hope Bama tears Johnny Football a new asshole.
I don't care for the kids antics, but I still hope he beats the crap out of bama...  It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Kaos on September 06, 2013, 10:14:38 AM
I don't care for the kids antics, but I still hope he beats the crap out of bama...  It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.

Agreed. 

If Hitler, at the height of his gassing spree, was the A&M quarterback, Himmler was the running back, bin Laden was at one wideout and Mengele was the tight end I'd be all in with the Aggies. 
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: jmar on September 06, 2013, 10:21:06 AM
Agreed. 

If Hitler, at the height of his gassing spree, was the A&M quarterback, Himmler was the running back, bin Laden was at one wideout and Mengele was the tight end I'd be all in with the Aggies.
That bin Laden cat could ball. Hitler more of a system QB though.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 06, 2013, 10:29:17 AM
That bin Laden cat could ball. Hitler more of a system QB though.

He kept audibling to run the ball to the left and right at the same time, when you are counting on Mussolini and the Vichy's to block for you that never works.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Godfather on September 06, 2013, 10:35:35 AM
Hitler could run the shit out of those gassers in practice though.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Saniflush on September 06, 2013, 11:02:10 AM
Hitler could run the shit out of those gassers in practice though.

I thought they normally collapsed after those?
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Godfather on September 06, 2013, 11:11:59 AM
I thought they normally collapsed after those?
Only Randy Struggled.


Randy Gutterstien

He never went pro, one hell of an accountant though.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 06, 2013, 11:17:16 AM
I don't care anymore. No mo. No mo.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Shug Dye on September 06, 2013, 11:27:04 AM
I hope Bama tears Johnny Football a new asshole.

JUMBO. You got skinny and lost your mind. What the HELL? Get. Out. Of. Bammerham.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 06, 2013, 07:06:03 PM
Agreed. 

If Hitler, at the height of his gassing spree, was the A&M quarterback, Himmler was the running back, bin Laden was at one wideout and Mengele was the tight end I'd be all in with the Aggies.
That'd be a hell of a team, and I'd be right beside you cheering them on. Throw in Gengis Khan at H-back, and Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Stalin, Saddam Hussein, & Gadaffi on the line to make it even better.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: djsimp on September 06, 2013, 08:54:53 PM
JUMBO. You got skinny and lost your mind. What the HELL? Get. Out. Of. Bammerham.

He's been hanging out in 5 Points way too much.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: The Prowler on September 06, 2013, 10:28:55 PM
I hope Johnny Football and aTm beats uat. I also hope Johnny taunts the uat fans towards the end of the game, after it's already in hand. I hope he does the Degeneration X gesture towards the inbreds, then grabs a football, signs it and throws it into the uat stands with the inscription "Suck it, retards. Signed, Johnny Mutha Fuckin Football".
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Kaos on September 06, 2013, 10:47:50 PM
I hope Johnny Football and aTm beats uat. I also hope Johnny taunts the uat fans towards the end of the game, after it's already in hand. I hope he does the Degeneration X gesture towards the inbreds, then grabs a football, signs it and throws it into the uat stands with the inscription "Suck it, regards. Signed, Johnny Mutha fudgein Football".

And then pisses in McTattoo's girlfriend's horse mouth while dancing gangham style.  And rams a yard marker up Saban's butt. 
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: The Prowler on September 06, 2013, 11:14:03 PM
And then pisses in McTattoo's girlfriend's horse mouth while dancing gangham style.  And rams a yard marker up Saban's butt.
Exactly...all while the game is still going (aTm's Defense on the field).
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: AUownsU on September 07, 2013, 08:31:08 AM
I hope Bama tears Johnny Football a new asshole.
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Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Jumbo on September 07, 2013, 11:41:48 AM
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Hahahhaha,
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Jumbo on September 07, 2013, 11:42:15 AM
He's been hanging out in 5 Points way too much.
True, even went down to Lakeview.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: Jumbo on September 07, 2013, 11:44:32 AM
JUMBO. You got skinny and lost your mind. What the HELL? Get. Out. Of. Bammerham.
I still hate Bama don't get me wrong I'm just sick of hearing about Johnny Football.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: jmar on September 07, 2013, 12:28:18 PM
I still hate Bama don't get me wrong I'm just sick of hearing about Johnny Football.
He set this up to be the black hat or anti-hero. 
We can have a shitload of chuckles if he can unhinge the Sabanites next Saturday.

Manziel could be held to short/intermediate passes like Sullivan after winning the trophy or he could merely run them around like the Gingerbread Man for about a half as did Condredge Holloway.
If A&M can get through the first half within one score it gets interesting as with Doug Flutie. 
And if he so happens to deliver...Cataclysmic! 
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: djsimp on September 07, 2013, 12:31:50 PM
I still hate Bama don't get me wrong I'm just sick of hearing about Johnny Football.

I'm tired of hearing folks compare Mr. Foozball and Cam as though they are on the same level. Pfft.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 07, 2013, 12:38:56 PM
I'm tired of hearing folks compare Mr. Foozball and Cam as though they are on the same level. Pfft.

True, I am sure we paid more for Cam than they did JFF.
Title: Re: Innersting Take
Post by: oldautiger on September 07, 2013, 01:08:01 PM
I still hate Bama don't get me wrong I'm just sick of hearing about Johnny Football.
Would you rather have ajm crammed down our throats, fuck him and his benedict Arnold girlfriend.
Bring on Johnny Football, least he can be funny as hell sometimes.