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Title: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 29, 2013, 10:31:28 PM
Too busy fapping over the return of fooseball to even comment on the games?

Sakerlina was kicking ass and taking names until God decided to intervene. Won't matter. NC sucks.

And Vandy is giving Ole Piss all they want and then some. I picked Ole Piss in the BFTC but would not mind the four point loss to see the Akbars go down.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 29, 2013, 10:39:09 PM
Dores are whooping up on The Akbars. Love it.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 29, 2013, 11:14:11 PM
I know one thing.  I'm really tired of the ESpN 300 infomercial I'm being forced to watch.  There's no play by play.  No discussion of Vanderbilt players.  Nothing about strategy or what's really going on on the field.  Just Kim Dee Chi and the other freshmen and their high school stats and hype. 

Makes me really appreciate Gary and Verne. 
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2013, 11:16:33 PM
Dores are whooping up on The Akbars. Love it.

It's a trap!
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: The Prowler on August 29, 2013, 11:25:59 PM
Same here, wouldn't mind seeing my 2 points disappear if that means the $$$$ Nkemdiche Signing Class gets stomped flatter than Cow shit getting hit with a sledgehammer.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 29, 2013, 11:31:48 PM
I mean fuck.  That Treadwell kid just caught a pass for a few yards and the commentator splooged himself about his long strides.  Yes he's good, but give every play its due. 
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 29, 2013, 11:45:23 PM
Is there a contact at ESPN where I can file a complaint?  One good run and the kid is Barry Sanders.  One good catch and he's showing signs of Jerry Rice.  One tackle and thats what the ESPN 300 sawin this young player. 
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: bgreene on August 30, 2013, 12:55:41 AM
Is there a contact at ESPN where I can file a complaint?  One good run and the kid is Barry Sanders.  One good catch and he's showing signs of Jerry Rice.  One tackle and thats what the ESPN 300 sawin this young player.

You have no options. You must drink the kool aid.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2013, 01:01:28 AM
Wow.  That Miss/Vandy game was wild.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 30, 2013, 01:24:45 AM
Wow.  That Miss/Vandy game was wild.

Incredible season opener. 

Wrong team won though.  Fuck Ole Miss.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: The Six on August 30, 2013, 09:22:51 AM
Didn't watch a series of either game. Worked til 11. Attempted to sleep. Got up and ran 6 miles. Now for back to back staff meetings. Fridays are awesome in bureaucracyville.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2013, 09:29:13 AM
Didn't watch a series of either game. Worked til 11. Attempted to sleep. Got up and ran 6 miles. Now for back to back staff meetings. Fridays are awesome in bureaucracyville.

Goddam, man.  We're trying to be excited about football and you're harshing my mellow.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2013, 09:36:56 AM
Couldn't stay up for all of the Akbar/Nerds game.  Tapped out in the 3rd but a damn fine game to that point.  Was grilling out and watching the Cock-n-Goat war and thinking, "It's finally here."  My taint was tingling.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 30, 2013, 09:41:16 AM
Best thing about quitting my job - being able to stay up late, enjoy the end of a late game and not think once about feeling like shit the next day.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: CCTAU on August 30, 2013, 09:41:18 AM
I definitely lost sleep staying up for that one. Both of these teams give me nightmares. They have the talent to just go off at any time. The Matthews kid for Vandy is a stud. It is shame their game ended on his drop. But damn, the kid already spewed his guts for the team. get him some help. I pray we have a guy step up and put some love on the ball like this kid does.

The one thing I did notice about each of these teams is that their running game is not that good.(there were some nice runs, but it didn't seem they were from whipping the other guy) I just think the defenses were not as good as they could be. That may be the one thing that saves us.

And don't know that #1 from ole piss. they gave the kid the ball 4 times in a row and he never lost yardage. He will be a stud.

all in all a good game. I had to sit through the cock game with the cock wife. UNC will win some games in the ACC this year, but they just do not have enough talent to hang in the SEC. Brenner is the real  deal. We'll see him on Sundays. When he gets minimal time, he is pretty good.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: bottomfeeder on August 30, 2013, 09:46:18 AM
Didn't watch a series of either game. Worked til 11. Attempted to sleep. Got up and ran 6 miles. Now for back to back staff meetings. Fridays are awesome in bureaucracyville.

Wow, and I thought rubbing one out on the boss's keyboard was bad.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2013, 09:58:48 AM
I mean fuck.  That Treadwell kid just caught a pass for a few yards and the commentator splooged himself about his long strides.  Yes he's good, but give every play its due.

It was worse in the cocks game with Clowney.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2013, 10:01:50 AM
It was worse in the cocks game with Clowney.

That was egg on the face stuff.  Clowney was out of shape, ineffective and just started taking plays totally off if it didn't come his way. I actually lost some respect for him last night. 
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: wesfau2 on August 30, 2013, 10:04:09 AM
The one thing I did notice about each of these teams is that their running game is not that good.

OM: 206 yards on 37 carries.  5.6 ypc.

I'd like that average this year.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: CCTAU on August 30, 2013, 10:18:10 AM
OM: 206 yards on 37 carries.  5.6 ypc.

I'd like that average this year.

Like I said. I think it was a product of the defenses.There were a lot of players out of position and they paid for it. For both teams. They might run like that on Jake Holland, but it did not look like 2 prime SEC defenses.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 30, 2013, 10:23:59 AM
That was egg on the face stuff.  Clowney was out of shape, ineffective and just started taking plays totally off if it didn't come his way. I actually lost some respect for him last night.

It was screamingly obvious that the clown was going through the motions. I hope Spurrier makes him eat a visor.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: CCTAU on August 30, 2013, 10:30:16 AM
It was screamingly obvious that the clown was going through the motions. I hope Spurrier makes him eat a visor.

The gamecock wife said that Clowny was sick and battling flu like symptoms. There were plays where he was explosive. But many times he just looked half assed.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 30, 2013, 11:11:58 AM
OM: 206 yards on 37 carries.  5.6 ypc.

I'd like that average this year.

True.

But without that 75 yard run at the end, they were averaging 3.6 yards per carry.  Also Vandy played retard defense and let Bo Wallace eat them up the middle way too many times. 

Before Jeff Scott's game winning touchdown, can you name one notable play by an Ole Miss running back?
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2013, 11:20:35 AM
Goddam, man.  We're trying to be excited about football and you're harshing my mellow.

It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 30, 2013, 11:35:41 AM
Incredible season opener. 

Wrong team won though.  Fuck Ole Miss the rest of the SEC.

I didn't care who won.  I had 7 on Ole Miss, but wouldn't have cried if a giant sinkhole had opened up and swallowed the stadium.
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: CCTAU on August 30, 2013, 02:31:51 PM
The gamecock wife said that Clowny was sick and battling flu like symptoms. There were plays where he was explosive. But many times he just looked half assed.

Turns out she was right!

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ncaaf--jadeveon-clowney-doesn-t-need-another--hit--to-live-up-to-the-hype-052859726.html
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: DnATL on August 31, 2013, 01:10:43 PM
Cock-n-Goat war
What is, a contest that  :bamahomer: actually attends regularly?
Title: Re: Y'all too busy?
Post by: AUChizad on August 31, 2013, 02:01:53 PM
LULz at A&M trailing Rice in the 2nd.

A&M just tied it up, but still a chance for them to lead at the half. Would be hilarious egg on A&M AND the NCAA's face if the only win due to that Hal-assed punishment.