Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on August 28, 2013, 03:44:48 PM

Title: So, if you're Johnny Fucking Football...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 28, 2013, 03:44:48 PM
What do you do during your half game suspension?

Sit in the stands and sign autographs? (h/t The New Girl)

Nail all the hot female cheerleaders... oh, wait.  Never mind... (h/t Jarhead)

Any others?
Title: Re: So, if you're Johnny Fucking Football...
Post by: CCTAU on August 28, 2013, 03:46:52 PM
Stay in the locker room and be announced as the second half starter coming out of the tunnel after the half. Smoke, band, cheerleaders, etc..

Screw the NCAA. Act like it never happened.
Title: Re: So, if you're Johnny Fucking Football...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 28, 2013, 03:49:42 PM
Take in the first half of the Texas game.
Title: Re: So, if you're Johnny Fucking Football...
Post by: noxin on August 28, 2013, 03:57:40 PM
Take in the first half of the Texas game.

Then he should arrive at midfield in a helicopter during the halftime show
Title: Re: So, if you're Johnny fudgeing Football...
Post by: Kaos on August 28, 2013, 04:21:20 PM
Go to Tuscaloosa by jet and twerk AJ's girlfriend. 
Title: Re: So, if you're Johnny fudgeing Football...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 28, 2013, 04:39:45 PM
Go to Tuscaloosa by jet and twerk AJ's girlfriend.

/Thread
Title: Re: So, if you're Johnny Fucking Football...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 28, 2013, 04:42:00 PM
What should he do?

Stand on the sidelines and help his 2nd string quarterback run the office while listening to what Coach Sumlin says.

What will he do?

See how many times he can helicopter his penis before someone asks him to stop. 
Title: Re: So, if you're Johnny fudgeing Football...
Post by: noxin on August 28, 2013, 04:42:22 PM
Go to Tuscaloosa by jet and twerk AJ's girlfriend.

He rides a horse, she rides a cowboy
Title: Re: So, if you're Johnny Fucking Football...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 28, 2013, 04:58:34 PM
What do you do during your half game suspension?

Sit in the stands and sign autographs? (h/t The New Girl)

Nail all the hot female cheerleaders... oh, wait.  Never mind... (h/t Jarhead)

Any others?

Set up a table on the concourse and sign autographs with a donation jar to under privilege NCAA quarterbacks.