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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2013, 03:46:57 PM
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Damn dude. They already hate you because you had the nads to say they didn't belong in the champeenship game after LSU won the regular season game and division title. Now this???? Not a Brando fan at all but I hate to see a guy suffer a savage beating/tea-bagging/poisoning just for making a prediction. It's coming. from teh al. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.
CBS television personality and radio host Tim Brando has been known to draw ire from Alabama fans for his comments on the Crimson Tide in recent years but on the CBS Sports College Football Preview show on Sunday, Brando may have incurred a new level of wrath from Tide fans.
The commentator revealed his top 10 for the 2013 college football season and in addition to the somewhat surprising pick of Louisville to win the national championship, Brando ranked the consensus favorite Crimson Tide No. 7 in his poll.
His top 10 picks:
Louisville
THE Ohio State University
The Fighting Johnny Fucking Footballz
The Really Smart West Coast White Guys
U-Dawgs of Jawja
Climpsum
Mouth Breathers
Cowboys from Okie State
Phil Knight's Play Toy
Chokelahomo
Duck Brando. Incomiiiinnnnnng
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He knows firing up the turds gets ratings.
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He knows firing up the turds gets ratings.
Finebaum taught him well
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His top 10 picks:
Louisville
THE Ohio State University
The Fighting Johnny Fucking Footballz
The Really Smart West Coast White Guys
U-Dawgs of Jawja
Climpsum
Mouth Breathers
Cowboys from Okie State
Phil Knight's Play Toy
Chokelahomo
Duck Brando. Incomiiiinnnnnng
I've never heard of any of these teams.
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Fuck Brando...hard.
One of the worst national radio shows and a mediocre game broadcaster on his best fucking day.
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Fuck Brando...hard.
One of the worst national radio shows and a mediocre game broadcaster on his best fucking day.
Agreed.
Why is he one of the main guys on CBS? What has he ever done to warrant that job?
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Agreed.
Why is he one of the main guys on CBS? What has he ever done to warrant that job?
Brando can mimic Keith Jackson's voice...it's top shelf!
Where have you been?
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Brando can mimic Keith Jackson's voice...it's top shelf!
Where have you been?
Whoa Nellie
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Agreed.
Why is he one of the main guys on CBS? What has he ever done to warrant that job?
wiki wiki below. First, I had the misfortune of having him doing 3 hours every morning on our local sports talk. Worst host evah. Spent all day talking about himself and his accomplishments...or shouting down and hanging up on any caller that dared disagree. But....I think the guy is highly qualified to get that position.
In 1976 Brando did a stint as a DJ at radio station KROK FM in Shreveport, La. From 1981 to 1986, Brando was WAFB-TV Baton Rouge's assistant sports director and did telecasts of Louisiana State University basketball as well as women's basketball[1] on Tigervision. From 1986–94, he served as a studio host for SportsCenter, for ESPN's college football halftime show, and for the network's coverage of the NCAA Men's Basketball Championship.[2] In 1994, he provided play-by-play for TNT's coverage of the NBA Playoffs. Brando also called Atlanta Hawks and Atlanta Braves games for SportSouth and also auditioned for Wheel of Fortune during this period.
In 1996, Brando joined CBS Sports and began calling NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Championship games. Three years later, he added hosting duties on College Football Today,[3] which is the broadcast network home of SEC football. He has also provided play-by-play for the NFL on CBS. In addition to his CBS duties, Brando calls games for Raycom's coverage of the Atlantic Coast Conference basketball telecasts. Tim is in his eighth season of hosting Raycom's Emmy Award winning show- "Football Saturdays In The South."
Brando called the four games in Tampa, Florida, during the 2008 NCAA Men's Division I Basketball Tournament where for the first time ever, all four lower seeded teams won in the same venue on the same day.
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Looking at that top ten, that brick needed to go towards his head.
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Looking at that top ten, that brick needed to go towards his head.
Meh....usual suspects. I think Louisville is overhyped based on their dismantling of a clearly overrated and unmotivated UF. But they are pretty damn good and have a weak schedule so they could run the table. I think Brando is probably in the 1% of media guys who believe that the Tahd will lose a couple of times this year. I think that's quite possible myself because of pretty much a gutted O-line this year.
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Meh....usual suspects. I think Louisville is overhyped based on their dismantling of a clearly overrated and unmotivated UF. But they are pretty damn good and have a weak schedule so they could run the table. I think Brando is probably in the 1% of media guys who believe that the Tahd will lose a couple of times this year. I think that's quite possible myself because of pretty much a gutted O-line this year.
Plus, Louisville has Michael Dyer at RB.
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Plus, Louisville has Michael Dyer at RB.
And when he's on the spice, look out. He's a bad motha'..
Shutcho' mouth
I'm just talkin' bout Michael
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And when he's on the spice, look out. He's a bad motha'..
Shutcho' mouth
I'm just talkin' bout Michael
More is less. :doh:
IMO, Dyer only strengthens Louisville's team being their current RBs are coming off of surgery. However, assuming they run the table, any possible NC hopes could be linked to Bridgewater's momentum as a finalist in NYC.
But with Dyer contributing considerably, the strength of schedule mantra (heard mainly from the talking heads) could actually weaken any chance for them in Pasadena fair or not.
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I'll be the only one on this bus, but if we can't go to the NC game I want anything and everything that adds hilarity to it to be involved.
It would amuse me for Dyer to get another NC ring, particularly if said ring came at the expense of Saban and particularly if Dyer was the person who scored the winning TD.
It would amuse me if Oregon got in and dismantled UA.
It would amuse me if A&M lost to Bama, but won the rest and got in over the Tahd -- particularly if an unexpected and soul crushing loss to AU somehow figured in.
As for Dyer, the kid got messed up. His own fault, true. But there's a part of me that wonders if a stronger hand at the helm might have reined him in. Chiz got wrapped up in pondering his own magnificence after Arizona. Lots of kids seemed to lose their compass Dyer was in with the wrong thugs. I don't hold him harmless, but I don't have any animosity toward him either. Hope he gets his crap straight and hate he couldn't have gotten there in AU.
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I'll be the only one on this bus, but if we can't go to the NC game I want anything and everything that adds hilarity to it to be involved.
It would amuse me for Dyer to get another NC ring, particularly if said ring came at the expense of Saban and particularly if Dyer was the person who scored the winning TD.
It would amuse me if Oregon got in and dismantled UA.
It would amuse me if A&M lost to Bama, but won the rest and got in over the Tahd -- particularly if an unexpected and soul crushing loss to AU somehow figured in.
As for Dyer, the kid got messed up. His own fault, true. But there's a part of me that wonders if a stronger hand at the helm might have reined him in. Chiz got wrapped up in pondering his own magnificence after Arizona. Lots of kids seemed to lose their compass Dyer was in with the wrong thugs. I don't hold him harmless, but I don't have any animosity toward him either. Hope he gets his crap straight and hate he couldn't have gotten there in AU.
Don't forget Gus kicked him off of the Arkansas State team as well...
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I hope Michael Dyer gets a degree from Louisville and becomes a decent human being. I also hope he never plays another down of football. It's bad for him because it leads him into temptation.
I hope Oregon beats the living hell out of everyone they play and wins the ring. Of course the new coach will be given no credit for this, but that's Oregon's problem.
I hope every team in the SEC besides Auburn loses every fricking game.
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I'll be the only one on this bus, but if we can't go to the NC game I want anything and everything that adds hilarity to it to be involved.
It would amuse me for Dyer to get another NC ring, particularly if said ring came at the expense of Saban and particularly if Dyer was the person who scored the winning TD.
It would amuse me if Oregon got in and dismantled UA.
It would amuse me if A&M lost to Bama, but won the rest and got in over the Tahd -- particularly if an unexpected and soul crushing loss to AU somehow figured in.
As for Dyer, the kid got messed up. His own fault, true. But there's a part of me that wonders if a stronger hand at the helm might have reined him in. Chiz got wrapped up in pondering his own magnificence after Arizona. Lots of kids seemed to lose their compass Dyer was in with the wrong thugs. I don't hold him harmless, but I don't have any animosity toward him either. Hope he gets his crap straight and hate he couldn't have gotten there in AU.
Dyer made mistakes but he fucked up in a low keyed way. I'm not going to make excuses for him but spice was being sold legally in convenience stores and used by a great number of people that wouldn't have ordinarily purchased weed. As for his alleged involvement (his gun) in the commission of a crime, I really have no opinion because I know nothing of him other than his exploits on the field and nothing of his character as a person. I'm pulling for him.
Football is his ticket. Without it?
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Don't forget Gus kicked him off of the Arkansas State team as well...
Well, yeah. Left AU had nobody to put a foot in his butt, wandered there with the same entitled attitude and didn't work out.
That was too quick and he wasn't ready. Sometimes you have to hit bottom before you can bounce.
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Football is his ticket. Without it?
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EGO...It's a helluva drug
That image should be posted in every college locker room.
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EGO...It's a helluva drug
That image should be posted in every college locker room.
Oh sure, target the black guys why don'tcha?
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Oh sure, target the black guys why don'tcha?
Is this better?
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Is this better?
Why is it always about race with you people?
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I think there looking for something along these lines:
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I think there looking for something along these lines:
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Why is it always about mouth-breathers with you people?
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Why is it always about mouth-breathers with you people?
Why is it always you with you people?
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Why is it always about mouth-breathers with you people?
Pawl dem Aubies is defacatin Snake on the computers. They dont remember him scorin' in the rain back in '67, but we do huh Pawl? Row Tahd Row!
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I think there looking for something along these lines:
I was looking for a picture of Billy Cannon but couldn't find his mug shot.