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Title: Talk about hard core
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 06, 2008, 09:53:22 PM
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Police arrest naked man in window

Updated: Aug 5, 2008 03:57 PM CDT

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home. 

Around 10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500 block of S. Hanna St.  when he noticed a naked man standing in front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region clearly visible to those on the street. 

According to the officer, the blinds were not pulled shut and the front door was wide open, giving a clear view inside the home. 

Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.  :blink:

The man, Ronald Miller, did not acknowledge the officer's presence until they addressed him and still did not say anything. 

Officers arrested Miller for felony Public Indecency, at which time Miller asked the officer for another chance.  Officers declined and took Miller in double-locked handcuffs to the Allen County Lock-up instead. 

Mr. Miller had a previous conviction for an unrelated public nudity incident. 

A neighbor watching the scene, who wished to remain confidential, told police she had seen Miller walk around naked in his home with the front window and door open on several occasions.  She said, "He does it 24/24.  He's not right." 

The neighbor also told police she doesn't appreciate that he walks around naked for all to see in her neighborhood. 

http://www.wane.com/Global/story.asp?S=8793295&nav=0RYb (http://www.wane.com/Global/story.asp?S=8793295&nav=0RYb)
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 06, 2008, 09:54:46 PM
 :blink:
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 06, 2008, 09:57:21 PM
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Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil. 


So, jumbo, tell us:  how exactly, does this work?
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: Come Honor Face on August 06, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
shit, wonder if it was the high mileage or synthetic kind
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: Townhallsavoy on August 06, 2008, 11:14:22 PM
 :vn:
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: DnATL on August 06, 2008, 11:32:06 PM
shit, wonder if it was the high mileage or synthetic kind
5W30 - definitely need the multi-grade with lower viscosity at start-up to reduce friction and chafing
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: Jumbo on August 07, 2008, 03:20:42 AM


So, jumbo, tell us:  how exactly, does this work?
It's so naughty, I have a slight variation, I get some 3-in-1 oil, some gauze pads and 10 quarts of anti-freeze.
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: AWK on August 07, 2008, 10:13:19 AM
I personally use some icy hot, baby powder, a pirates hook, and a bear claw.
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: AUChizad on August 07, 2008, 10:44:24 AM
I can only get off when I coat my dick in honey and sugar and fuck an ant hill.
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 07, 2008, 10:55:43 AM
I can only get off when I coat my dick in honey and sugar and fuck an ant hill.

You need to go find you a bear.   Goooooooooood times.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: AUChizad on August 07, 2008, 10:57:22 AM
You need to go find you a bear.   Goooooooooood times.  :thumbsup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2008, 10:57:27 AM
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"He does it 24/24.  He's not right."  
:blink:
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: Tiger1992 on August 07, 2008, 01:30:19 PM
It's so naughty, I have a slight variation, I get some 3-in-1 oil, some gauze pads and 10 quarts of anti-freeze.


What about the ball bearings>
Title: Re: Talk about hard core
Post by: Jumbo on August 07, 2008, 01:57:33 PM
What about the ball bearings>
I didn't want to tell it all :thumbsup: