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Title: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2013, 03:59:51 PM
a-l to the dot kum

Multiple reports have confirmed that Opelika High school senior and Auburn football commit Jakell Mitchell suffered a torn knee ligament and will likely miss his senior season.

Mitchell told AL.com Monday that the knee "just popped on me" during a routine workout. There was initial hope that the injury was not as serious as initially feared. At least one report from Rivals on Monday night quoted Mitchell's father as saying the teen is "devastated" by the injury.


Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 02, 2013, 04:10:09 PM
You are just full of great news today, aren't you? First the parasail kids and now this. Could you find us anything on any looming pandemics or developing uncurable diseases to lighten us up for the 4th?
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2013, 04:16:44 PM
And let me add that I hope that if his rehab goes well, this staff sticks by their offer.  I have to say that AU coaches have been pretty damn good in that area from what I recall.  Of course, Shon Coleman comes to mind.

BTW...it's supposed to storm for the next 3 days.  The 4th is officially flooded out.

Waa-Waaaaaaaa.......
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Godfather on July 02, 2013, 05:10:29 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/snaggle_down.jpg)
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 02, 2013, 05:18:37 PM
Hey, guys. Guess what? We aren't going to get a bonus this year and the company pic nic has been cancelled for this weekend cuz we all gotta work. Fred, you need to get that mole on your cheek checked out. You know the one that killed my Uncle Larry looked just like that.

Did ya'll hear that property taxes are expected to go up by a bunch this year? A couple of folks just kicked the bucket in that pile up on 40. See ya later guys.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2013, 05:19:13 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/snaggle_down.jpg)

It's official.

I can't have children.  Waa-Waaaaa....
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: wesfau2 on July 02, 2013, 06:18:22 PM
comes to mind.

BTW...it's supposed to storm for the next 3 days.  The 4th is officially flooded out.

Indoor drankin.  Works for me...cancelled the Peachtree run. 

Really lookin forward to the 4th of July celebraish, you guys.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 06:55:14 AM
Indoor drankin.  Works for me...cancelled the Peachtree run. 

Really lookin forward to the 4th of July celebraish, you guys.

Plans for the weekend?  Heading down to the condo tonight.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: wesfau2 on July 03, 2013, 09:58:41 AM
Plans for the weekend?  Heading down to the condo tonight.

Nothing on the books.  Supposed to be in Destin early Saturday afternoon.  Otherwise, I'm free.  You want to roll west for a bit?
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 10:00:35 AM
Nothing on the books.  Supposed to be in Destin early Saturday afternoon.  Otherwise, I'm free.  You want to roll west for a bit?

Sure.  Weather looks like it is apt to be shitty tomorrow and Friday.  I can be a booze hound on the inside as well as the outside.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: wesfau2 on July 03, 2013, 10:06:19 AM
Werd.  Just let me know when/where.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 10:15:50 AM
I'm thinking tomorrow for lunch and drinks before, during, and after. 

The where I'll leave up to you.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 11:16:20 AM
<------Jealous!
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 11:25:15 AM
<------Jealous!

We'll send some face shots.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 03, 2013, 11:56:18 AM
We'll send some face shots.
Of you two making love?
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: AWK on July 03, 2013, 12:02:31 PM
Of you two making love?
Hey...It's not gay if they don't fall in love.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 12:10:15 PM
Hey...It's not gay if they don't fall in love.

^^This^^  It's perfectly fine to stick your dick in another man as long as......wait, I mean...yes it is gay.  That's gross, AWK.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 03, 2013, 12:55:48 PM
Hey...It's not gay if they don't fall in love.
I'm not judging them based on the level of their gayness, which I might add that based on this back and forth Conversation in which they've planned their beach trip, it's a very high level. What they do in their own love nest is none of my business and I will defend their right to copulate in the condo. I just don't want to see the pics.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 01:05:45 PM
Hey...It's not gay if they don't fall in love.

Or if condoms are worn.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: ssgaufan on July 03, 2013, 01:34:47 PM
Or if condoms are worn.

True statement
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 01:48:37 PM
Or if condoms are worn.

So...if you're wearing a rubber while you put your dick in another man's butt, it's not gay? 



Hmmm.....
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: djsimp on July 03, 2013, 01:51:50 PM
Hey, you know that DOMA thingy was overturned.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 01:55:37 PM
So...if you're wearing a rubber while you put your dick in another man's butt, it's not gay? 



Hmmm.....

or as long as your balls don't touch each others.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: AWK on July 03, 2013, 01:57:06 PM
or as long as your balls don't touch each others.
or as long as you don't lock eyes.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 01:57:59 PM
or as long as you don't lock eyes.

or horns...and by horns I mean wieners.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: wesfau2 on July 03, 2013, 01:57:59 PM
I'm thinking tomorrow for lunch and drinks before, during, and after. 

The where I'll leave up to you.

Communication difficulties.

I'll be in Destin on Saturday, putzy.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 01:58:31 PM
or as long as your balls don't touch each others.

Duly noted
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 02:02:03 PM
Communication difficulties.

I'll be in Destin on Saturday, putzy.

So am I to understand that the only day you have open is Saturday?
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 03, 2013, 02:06:26 PM
I'm thinking tomorrow for lunch and drinks before, during, and after (sex). 

The where (insinuating which orifice) I'll leave up to you.
I'm sorry, but am I the only one that finds this suggestiveness lacking subtlety? Then the line about the pics.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: wesfau2 on July 03, 2013, 02:07:15 PM
So am I to understand that the only day you have open is Saturday?

Friday works, too. Just had not planned on driving south til Saturday.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: ssgaufan on July 03, 2013, 02:08:20 PM
Friday works, too. Just had not planned on driving south til Saturday.

Looks like your plans just got changed.  Bitch.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 02:25:53 PM
Friday works, too. Just had not planned on driving south til Saturday.

Friday then. 

If Saturday is even relatively decent I'm heading out to fish.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 02:30:14 PM
or horns...and by horns I mean wieners.
Need a 3rd for Tummy Sticks?
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 02:31:25 PM
Need a 3rd for Tummy Sticks?

always.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 02:32:11 PM
Friday then. 

If Saturday is even relatively decent I'm heading out to fish.

I hear the parasailing is the titz in PC
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 02:35:17 PM
I hear the parasailing is the titz in PC

the titz?!?...Motherfucker...I hear it's ELECTRIC!
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 02:40:16 PM
the titz?!?...Motherfucker...I hear it's ELECTRIC!

The view from the ocean...OOF, the condo....Arrgh, the SUV.....ZZZZZT, the power line...is awesome.


Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2013, 02:57:16 PM
I hear the parasailing is the titz in PC

And most likely 1/2 price or cheaper.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 03:16:12 PM
The view from the ocean...OOF, the condo....Arrgh, the SUV.....ZZZZZT, the power line...is awesome.

Hey you wanted the added thrills.

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 03:28:54 PM
Hey you wanted the added thrills.

Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2013, 03:31:40 PM
Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.

Hans, Bubi, I'm your white knight!
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 03:32:54 PM
Hans, Bubi, I'm your white knight!

Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 03:33:04 PM
Hans, Bubi, I'm your white knight!

Just a fly in the ointment
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 03:36:08 PM
Just a fly in the ointment

All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2013, 03:39:48 PM
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

BANG.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2013, 03:41:35 PM
All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.

The quarterback is tooooaast.
Title: Re: Rehab For Mitchell
Post by: dallaswareagle on July 03, 2013, 03:45:08 PM
NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdlzl0jp30Q