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Title: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 01, 2013, 02:56:39 PM
This is gag worthy. 

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The band has an aggregate age of 276. Front man Mick Jagger turns 70 this month and Ronnie Wood is the baby of the band at 66

I am guessing Keith Richards would have no clue what to do up there anymore, besides piss himself, if not for FIVE DECADES of repetition.  They have been playing longer than I have been alive...

I wonder how many audience members in the crowd of 170,000 - yeah, 170,000 - broke hips in the parking lot.


Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Godfather on July 01, 2013, 03:03:43 PM
Damn they don't look so good.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on July 01, 2013, 03:24:10 PM
Keith Richards has been dead for at least 10 years...that's what has made their concerts so great.
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Post by: Kaos on July 01, 2013, 03:30:50 PM
All I get from that is at LEAST ten more years...

(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2013/02/Gene-Simmons-and-Paul-Stanley.jpg)
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 01, 2013, 03:37:25 PM
All I get from that is at LEAST ten more years...

Unless Miss Clairol goes out of business or something.  Damn, Gene's hair isn't even a color found in nature!!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on July 01, 2013, 03:44:42 PM
Gene, he do need a stylist.
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Post by: Kaos on July 01, 2013, 04:00:23 PM
Unless Miss Clairol goes out of business or something.  Damn, Gene's hair isn't even a color found in nature!!

Not quite sure it's a texture found in nature. 

When I saw them in Birmingham they didn't even bother to pretend that Paul's "KISS" hair isn't a wig.  He came out for the acoustic set and it was normal and mid length.  In battle gear it was big and teased.  But I looked and couldn't see the wig lines.  As much as he moves around it's amazing to me that it doesn't fly off. 

Not sure about Gene's.  It's very weird and doesn't feel like anything a human would have normally. 
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Godfather on July 01, 2013, 04:16:44 PM
It's very weird and doesn't feel like anything a human would have normally.
creepy...cough*stalker* cough
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Kaos on July 01, 2013, 05:11:19 PM
creepy...cough*stalker* cough

It touched me. 
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Post by: wesfau2 on July 01, 2013, 07:02:26 PM
All I get from that is at LEAST ten more years...

(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2013/02/Gene-Simmons-and-Paul-Stanley.jpg)

Looks like a lovely ceremony at the Unitarian Church.
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: chinook on July 01, 2013, 08:12:46 PM
Looks like a lovely ceremony at the Unitarian Church.

well... it surely isn't the rock and roll hall of fame. 
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on July 01, 2013, 08:36:07 PM
The Stones kick ass. They could be 150 years old each and still out perform any of the cookie cutter shit groups we're cursed with today.
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Post by: Saniflush on July 01, 2013, 09:53:54 PM
Looks like a lovely ceremony at the Unitarian Church.

I don't see stormtrooper outfits.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on July 01, 2013, 11:03:45 PM
well... it surely isn't the rock and roll hall of fame.
:kimclap:
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Hogwally on July 02, 2013, 08:55:26 AM
Not quite sure it's a texture found in nature. 

When I saw them in Birmingham they didn't even bother to pretend that Paul's "KISS" hair isn't a wig.  He came out for the acoustic set and it was normal and mid length.  In battle gear it was big and teased.  But I looked and couldn't see the wig lines.  As much as he moves around it's amazing to me that it doesn't fly off. 

Not sure about Gene's.  It's very weird and doesn't feel like anything a human would have normally.

     Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you...
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Saniflush on July 02, 2013, 09:03:47 AM
     Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin' and it was grossin' everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don't mean to get all scientific with you...

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
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Post by: Godfather on July 02, 2013, 11:07:48 AM
Really we are doing Joe Dirt Quotes.

Hell no, man I don't listen to that crap! I'm a rocker, dude through and through. Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep.
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Post by: Saniflush on July 02, 2013, 11:10:15 AM
Really we are doing Joe Dirt Quotes.

Hell no, man I don't listen to that crap! I'm a rocker, dude through and through. Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep.


You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: AUJarhead on July 02, 2013, 11:11:52 AM
You like to see homos naked?
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Godfather on July 02, 2013, 11:13:04 AM
You like to see homos naked?
Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.   

how far have we fallen...sigh
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Saniflush on July 02, 2013, 11:16:03 AM
You like to see homos naked?

He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: wesfau2 on July 02, 2013, 03:08:06 PM
He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.

I got this loser talking about the moon and walking his dog. All the time, I'm thinking about Brandy's well-manicured backyard
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 02, 2013, 07:12:31 PM
I was reading one time that Keith Richards has tried drugs.
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 09:43:04 AM
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 03, 2013, 12:04:43 PM
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

So I got a question.  When did you become a nutbar?
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 01:57:34 PM
So I got a question.  When did you become a nutbar?
-100
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 01:59:39 PM
-100

No actually he did well for a change.

"Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons."


Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 02:11:37 PM
No actually he did well for a change.

"Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons."
Fuck me...you are right.

-25 to myself / +100 back AUTiger2000
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 02:23:56 PM
Fuck me...you are right.

A long week coupled with Weskie getting face time had you discombobulated.

Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2013, 02:27:53 PM
A long week coupled with Weskie getting face time had you discombobulated.
It's got me more then that.
Title: Re: Time is NOT on their side...
Post by: Saniflush on July 03, 2013, 02:31:05 PM
It's got me more then that.

See now I'm just gettin' excited.