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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Buzz Killington on June 06, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
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http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/06/woman-gives-birth-to-surprise-baby-after-10-mile-run/ (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/06/woman-gives-birth-to-surprise-baby-after-10-mile-run/)
Woman gives birth to surprise baby after two-hour run
Published June 06, 2013
Associated Press
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An aspiring half-marathon runner in Minnesota whose two-hour training session left her with a sore back was stunned to discover that the pain was not due to a pulled muscle or a slipped disc but that she was about to give birth.
Trish Staine says she had no idea she was pregnant. The 33-year-old Duluth mother of three insists she gained no weight, felt no fetal movement - and that her husband has had a vasectomy.
Staine says she noticed what she now realizes were labor pains after her run at noon on Sunday but she didn't go to the hospital until the following day. She gave birth to Mira - short for Miracle - at 3:25 p.m. Monday.
Mira weighed 6 pounds, 6 ounces, and was 18.9 inches long.
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her husband has had a vasectomy.
Cheating whore.
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Cheating whore.
When I first read the article I was "WTF, this woman had a baby after her run." The I did a double take and was "WTF, that ain't her husbands baby."
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When I first read the article I was "WTF, this woman had a baby after her run." The I did a double take and was "WTF, that ain't her husbands baby."
Actually it could be his if he didn't go back to the snip snip doc for his followup. I know a guy who didn't and he and his wife got a set of twins for their trouble.
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Actually it could be his if he didn't go back to the snip snip doc for his followup. I know a guy who didn't and he and his wife got a set of twins for their trouble.
Every time I think of the Weasel Chris and that story I crack up. Almost as funny as the time we all went to the flop and his wife called 23 times before we made it back out the door.
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Every time I think of the Weasel Chris and that story I crack up. Almost as funny as the time we all went to the flop and his wife called 23 times before we made it back out the door.
Oh he wasn't the one blessed with twins. That was Ben's brother in law. But yes the Weasel knocking up the old lady again was nice......Weren't they trying to close on their house during that time period?
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Actually it could be his if he didn't go back to the snip snip doc for his followup. I know a guy who didn't and he and his wife got a set of twins for their trouble.
Dammit! Don't ruin this story for me. I want to believe!
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1 in 2000 chance a Vasectomy fails.
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1 in 2000 chance a Vasectomy fails.
I'm one of the ones that it didn't work for. And as Sani stated I didn't go back for the follow up and along came child #4. I have had it done again, and went to the follow up this time. Damn it.
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I'm one of the ones that it didn't work for. And as Sani stated I didn't go back for the follow up and along came child #4. I have had it done again, and went to the follow up this time. Damn it.
What the fuck...
Yeah...so I need to go in for the follow up.
I would fucking shit if I had another kid...
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My method of contraception with the wife is 100% foolproof.
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My method of contraception with the wife is 100% foolproof.
All this means is that you won't be the baby daddy. It doesn't mean that you won't be paying for the baby.
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Was it a run across the border?
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My method of contraception with the wife is 100% foolproof.
none?
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none?
chicken dinar
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What the fuck...
Yeah...so I need to go in for the follow up.
I would fucking shit if I had another kid...
I don't think it works that way????