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Title: This is why I don't run!
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 06, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/06/woman-gives-birth-to-surprise-baby-after-10-mile-run/ (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/06/06/woman-gives-birth-to-surprise-baby-after-10-mile-run/)

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Woman gives birth to surprise baby after two-hour run
Published June 06, 2013
Associated Press
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An aspiring half-marathon runner in Minnesota whose two-hour training session left her with a sore back was stunned to discover that the pain was not due to a pulled muscle or a slipped disc but that she was about to give birth.
Trish Staine says she had no idea she was pregnant. The 33-year-old Duluth mother of three insists she gained no weight, felt no fetal movement - and that her husband has had a vasectomy.
Staine says she noticed what she now realizes were labor pains after her run at noon on Sunday but she didn't go to the hospital until the following day. She gave birth to Mira - short for Miracle - at 3:25 p.m. Monday.
Mira weighed 6 pounds, 6 ounces, and was 18.9 inches long.


Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: wesfau2 on June 07, 2013, 09:34:57 AM
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her husband has had a vasectomy.

Cheating whore.
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 07, 2013, 09:42:14 AM
Cheating whore.

When I first read the article I was "WTF, this woman had a baby after her run."  The I did a double take and was "WTF, that ain't her husbands baby." 
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: Saniflush on June 07, 2013, 09:53:09 AM
When I first read the article I was "WTF, this woman had a baby after her run."  The I did a double take and was "WTF, that ain't her husbands baby."

Actually it could be his if he didn't go back to the snip snip doc for his followup.  I know a guy who didn't and he and his wife got a set of twins for their trouble.
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: Hogwally on June 07, 2013, 09:59:34 AM
Actually it could be his if he didn't go back to the snip snip doc for his followup.  I know a guy who didn't and he and his wife got a set of twins for their trouble.

     Every time I think of the Weasel Chris and that story I crack up.  Almost as funny as the time we all went to the flop and his wife called 23 times before we made it back out the door.
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: Saniflush on June 07, 2013, 10:05:23 AM
     Every time I think of the Weasel Chris and that story I crack up.  Almost as funny as the time we all went to the flop and his wife called 23 times before we made it back out the door.

Oh he wasn't the one blessed with twins.  That was Ben's brother in law.  But yes the Weasel knocking up the old lady again was nice......Weren't they trying to close on their house during that time period?
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 07, 2013, 10:29:59 AM
Actually it could be his if he didn't go back to the snip snip doc for his followup.  I know a guy who didn't and he and his wife got a set of twins for their trouble.

Dammit!  Don't ruin this story for me.  I want to believe!
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: chinook on June 07, 2013, 12:17:59 PM
1 in 2000 chance a Vasectomy fails. 

Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: ssgaufan on June 07, 2013, 01:13:09 PM
1 in 2000 chance a Vasectomy fails.

I'm one of the ones that it didn't work for.  And as Sani stated I didn't go back for the follow up and along came child #4.  I have had it done again, and went to the follow up this time.  Damn it.
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 10, 2013, 04:07:35 PM
I'm one of the ones that it didn't work for.  And as Sani stated I didn't go back for the follow up and along came child #4.  I have had it done again, and went to the follow up this time.  Damn it.

What the fuck...

Yeah...so I need to go in for the follow up.

I would fucking shit if I had another kid...
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 10, 2013, 04:20:33 PM
My method of contraception with the wife is 100% foolproof.
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 10, 2013, 05:00:48 PM
My method of contraception with the wife is 100% foolproof.
All this means is that you won't be the baby daddy. It doesn't mean that you won't be paying for the baby.
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: GH2001 on June 11, 2013, 10:03:44 AM
Was it a run across the border?
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: Godfather on June 11, 2013, 02:59:47 PM
My method of contraception with the wife is 100% foolproof.
none?
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 11, 2013, 03:01:49 PM
none?

chicken dinar
Title: Re: This is why I don't run!
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 20, 2013, 03:20:28 PM
What the fuck...

Yeah...so I need to go in for the follow up.

I would fucking shit if I had another kid...

I don't think it works that way????