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Title: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 04, 2013, 05:00:31 PM
of Dallas and his crack fighting unit doing a little drilling in Europe.


http://youtu.be/25Qhbdijv5Y
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 04, 2013, 07:10:24 PM
Found a picture of a training class he went through too...
(http://images.ohioeventfinder.com/88838/AndNow...Twit-medium.jpg)
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2013, 12:15:06 PM
Thats alright for the next 8 days(starting tomorrow)-On the beach in punta cana dominican republic.


(http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb473/creali/punta_cana_caribbean_east1.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/creali/media/punta_cana_caribbean_east1.gif.html)
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/marcopenat/CIMG0313.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/marcopenat/media/CIMG0313.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2013, 12:18:52 PM
Thats alright for the next 8 days(starting tomorrow)-On the beach in punta cana dominican republic.


(http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb473/creali/punta_cana_caribbean_east1.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/creali/media/punta_cana_caribbean_east1.gif.html)
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/marcopenat/CIMG0313.jpg) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/marcopenat/media/CIMG0313.jpg.html)

You heartless bastard.  (Not that I would ever gloat or anything)
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2013, 12:23:08 PM
You heartless bastard.  (Not that I would ever gloat or anything)

No, really we are going there to build churches and some schools for the kids, then we plan on raising money for some orphanage's and farming the land the help feed the people.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2013, 12:59:05 PM
No, really we are going there to build churches and some schools for the kids, then we plan on raising money for some orphanage's and farming the land the help feed the people.

You a punta cana lie.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2013, 01:26:03 PM
You a punta cana lie.

Your words are hurtfull.














Although true. This time tomorrow I shall be Punta Cana (shitfaced)
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2013, 01:43:08 PM
Your words are hurtfull.














Although true. This time tomorrow I shall be Punta Cana (shitfaced)

You'd better be more than slightly buzzed before you step off teh plane.  Wasn't this where The Godfather went not too long ago?  If so, I seem to recall a barrage of pictures of scantily clad Punta babeage being posted real time on the X.  Should we expect the same?
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2013, 01:53:40 PM
You'd better be more than slightly buzzed before you step off teh plane.  Wasn't this where The Godfather went not too long ago?  If so, I seem to recall a barrage of pictures of scantily clad Punta babeage being posted real time on the X.  Should we expect the same?

Not before getting off the plane-First early flight 6:30am out of DFW-Second I really don't want to test the locals. I don't think my Auburn gear and War Eagles would carry a lot of weight in some piss ant third world country. Now once at the resort (Consumption is the name of the game)

If your remember the pictures of the twin mountains that was taken last year in southern germany- Based on conversations with them they plan on having a good time so some photographic evidence should be had.   
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2013, 02:16:59 PM
Not before getting off the plane-First early flight 6:30am out of DFW-Second I really don't want to test the locals. I don't think my Auburn gear and War Eagles would carry a lot of weight in some piss ant third world country. Now once at the resort (Consumption is the name of the game)

If your remember the pictures of the twin mountains that was taken last year in southern germany- Based on conversations with them they plan on having a good time so some photographic evidence should be had.   

Twin German peaks clad only in stretchy bikini material.


Okay, works for me.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 05, 2013, 02:21:03 PM
Not before getting off the plane-First early flight 6:30am out of DFW-Second I really don't want to test the locals. I don't think my Auburn gear and War Eagles would carry a lot of weight in some piss ant third world country. Now once at the resort (Consumption is the name of the game)

If your remember the pictures of the twin mountains that was taken last year in southern germany- Based on conversations with them they plan on having a good time so some photographic evidence should be had.   

That sound you just heard was Buzz booking flights to Punta Cana as fast as he can with one hand.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2013, 02:24:59 PM
That sound you just heard was Buzz booking flights to Punta Cana as fast as he can with one hand.

If he sends pics of bikini clad peaks, we're gonna' need to get Buzz an industrial sized tube of Ben Gay for one...or both of his arms.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2013, 02:36:45 PM
Twin German peaks clad only in stretchy bikini material.


Okay, works for me.

Who said anything about material?????????
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 05, 2013, 02:43:14 PM
That sound you just heard was Buzz booking flights to Punta Cana as fast as he can with one hand.

Luckily I'm ambidextrous.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 05, 2013, 02:46:03 PM
If he sends pics of bikini clad peaks, we're gonna' need to get Buzz an industrial sized tube of Ben Gay for one...or both of his arms.
I have a feeling there may be tit pics posted on here. But it'll prob be Dallas' tits.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2013, 02:49:05 PM
I have a feeling there may be tit pics posted on here. But it'll prob be Dallas' tits.

I have a bitchin' set of man-boobs if you want me to send you some pics privately.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Vandy Vol on June 05, 2013, 02:51:43 PM
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/marcopenat/CIMG0313.jpg)[/URL]

Your dick looks weird.

I'd touch it, but still...
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2013, 02:55:08 PM
I have a feeling there may be tit pics posted on here. But it'll prob be Dallas' tits.

Sounds like a request to me. I'll see what I can do. 













And by the way their real and their spectacular .
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Hogwally on June 05, 2013, 03:31:59 PM
    I will also be in the DR this weekend.  Flying into the capital tomorrow and visiting some of the wife's family, then flying to St. Thomas for a few days.  We prolly won't make it to Punta Cana.  I think we're going over to Samana or maybe Las Terrenas one day, her family still has a place over there, so that's as close as we'll get. But if you get in any trouble track me down, I think one of the wife's ex-boyfriends is some kind of judge over there or something.  I know people who know people.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 05, 2013, 03:33:21 PM
    I will also be in the DR this weekend.  Flying into the capital tomorrow and visiting some of the wife's family, then flying to St. Thomas for a few days.  We prolly won't make it to Punta Cana.  I think we're going over to Samana or maybe Las Terrenas one day, her family still has a place over there, so that's as close as we'll get. But if you get in any trouble track me down, I think one of the wife's ex-boyfriends is some kind of judge over there or something.  I know people who know people.

You're porking people who know people.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2013, 03:37:41 PM
    I will also be in the DR this weekend.  Flying into the capital tomorrow and visiting some of the wife's family, then flying to St. Thomas for a few days.  We prolly won't make it to Punta Cana.  I think we're going over to Samana or maybe Las Terrenas one day, her family still has a place over there, so that's as close as we'll get. But if you get in any trouble track me down, I think one of the wife's ex-boyfriends is some kind of judge over there or something.  I know people who know people.

Thanks, but if it gets to this point I am pretty well fucked. 
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 05, 2013, 04:00:39 PM
I have a bitchin' set of man-boobs if you want me to send you some pics privately.
If you do, then I'll send you a pick of me sucking my hairy, sweaty, tit. Deal?
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 05, 2013, 04:47:41 PM
If you do, then I'll send you a pick of me sucking my hairy, sweaty, tit. Deal?

You guys need to stop posting this filth on here.  And get to posting the actual pics
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: GH2001 on June 06, 2013, 12:21:06 PM
Ah, the Dominican Republic. Where you can get diseases and really good beisbol players who speak Spanish but look black - all in one spot!
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 06, 2013, 12:25:26 PM
How did we get off the topic of Dallas' wife's boobies? 
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: GH2001 on June 06, 2013, 12:26:46 PM
How did we get off the topic of Dallas' wife's boobies?

Who the hell is we?

It never left my mind.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 06, 2013, 12:33:56 PM
Who the hell is we?

It never left my mind.

Who is we?
We is we
We is the boys from Booker T
B-O-O 
K-E-R
Booker T
Rah Rah Rah
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Hogwally on June 07, 2013, 09:54:48 AM
Who the hell is we?

It never left my mind.

     I hope his wife's boobies have more AC than I do, or they may have sweated away.  It is HOT.  Fat guy and no AC is not a good mix.  On the bright side, I think I've lost about 8 lbs.  I may sit in the car the rest of the weekend. 
     Other than no AC, having a pretty good time so far.  One of the wife's cousins has a taco stand on the street in front of a liquor store, and the liquor store has a pretty decent TV, so I spent the evening drinking Presidente, eating tacos, and watching the heat game with a bunch of drunk dominicans screaming at Labron in Spanish.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Saniflush on June 07, 2013, 10:06:28 AM
Smooth operator!
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Hogwally on June 10, 2013, 09:12:39 PM
     OK, made it to St. Thomas and back in the A/C.  Day two in DR was a drive over to Samana, the little town where the wife's mom grew up.  Went to see these guys:

http://www.samanazipline.com/ (http://www.samanazipline.com/)

and they let my big ass go on their zip line:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1513_10200789565413088_1595970572_n.jpg)

Had a good time, and it's a really beautiful area.

     Day three was a trip to the beach at Boca Chica, which is kind of the Santo Domingo local's beach.  Good time and a nice beach, but the vendors trying to sell you stuff gets a little annoying.  And the try to sell almost everything you can imagine.  Most of the normal stuff you would expect - food, clothes, floaties, CD's, jewelry, etc.  Two things that kind of stood out to me was a guy selling Viagra, and another one trying to sell a taser.
       Long day traveling today. At dinner a family sat down next to us and the dad was sporting an Auburn shirt. Said hey, turns out he's got the daughter brainwashed and she's starting in the fall.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: Godfather on June 11, 2013, 09:20:20 AM

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1513_10200789565413088_1595970572_n.jpg)

Dude that zip line was only 185lb rated.
Title: Re: Found Footage..
Post by: GH2001 on June 11, 2013, 09:41:48 AM
     I hope his wife's boobies have more AC than I do, or they may have sweated away.  It is HOT.  Fat guy and no AC is not a good mix.  On the bright side, I think I've lost about 8 lbs.  I may sit in the car the rest of the weekend. 
     Other than no AC, having a pretty good time so far.  One of the wife's cousins has a taco stand on the street in front of a liquor store, and the liquor store has a pretty decent TV, so I spent the evening drinking Presidente, eating tacos, and watching the heat game with a bunch of drunk dominicans screaming at Labron in Spanish.

Tacos and a liquor store. Sounds good to me.