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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Saniflush on August 01, 2008, 04:19:39 PM
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Leave it to the Irish to cut through the crap and make the whole issue crystal clear. Here’s an email from Ireland to the brethren in the States...
a point to ponder whatever your political affiliation:
“We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold
an election in the United States .
On one side, you have a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to an ex-lawyer who
can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against
a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another
lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts
with the appropriate “Mc” terminology married to a good looking younger
woman who owns a huge beer distributorship.
What in the Lord’s name are ye lads thinking??”
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"On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England and what came out of him...was Ireland.
And which part of that excrementitious isle were your forebears spawned?"
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