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Title: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 06, 2013, 06:10:13 AM
Auburn beats the turds 6-3 to remain undefeated in this Montgomery match up (5-0). The win improves us to 9-3 for the year.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2013, 01:08:10 PM
Had a mediation in Monkeytown yesterday.  Couldn't stay for the game but heard a bunch of promotion for it on the radio, plus interviews with both corches.  Didn't see any pics or follow up but I think some of the players or coaches were going to shave their heads prior to the game for some cancer research benefit deal.  The interview with Pawlowalowokowski was interesting and he was axed about the new bats and much lower HR production in college baseball.  He was dead set against it, saying they needed to either change the balls or bats to get the HR back in the college game.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: GH2001 on March 06, 2013, 01:36:36 PM
Had a mediation in Monkeytown yesterday.  Couldn't stay for the game but heard a bunch of promotion for it on the radio, plus interviews with both corches.  Didn't see any pics or follow up but I think some of the players or coaches were going to shave their heads prior to the game for some cancer research benefit deal.  The interview with Pawlowalowokowski was interesting and he was axed about the new bats and much lower HR production in college baseball.  He was dead set against it, saying they needed to either change the balls or bats to get the HR back in the college game.

Did you say you were in favor or changing or getting balls back???
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Saniflush on March 06, 2013, 01:48:46 PM
Did you say you were in favor or changing or getting balls back???

That's the way I heard it.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2013, 01:51:10 PM
Did you say you were in favor or changing or getting balls back???

Brian, your words are hurtful.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 06, 2013, 02:05:05 PM
Somebody needs to read the Creed
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: GH2001 on March 06, 2013, 03:09:48 PM
Somebody needs to read the Creed

The creed mentions nothing of "wounding" others.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2013, 03:24:12 PM
I believe this is a practical world, where talking openly about another man's ballsack does not make me very gay.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: GH2001 on March 06, 2013, 03:30:32 PM
I believe this is a practical world, where talking openly about another man's ballsack does not make me very gay.

The X - a gathering place where men can discuss their balls and colon health. And not feel weird.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 06, 2013, 03:55:10 PM
The X - a gathering place where men can discuss their balls and colon health. And not feel weird.
Speaking of which, I've accumulated a rather nasty matting of dingleberries around my taint. Obviously, I need to trim up down there--maybe get a bikini wax or some laser removal- but in the meantime can anyone recommend some kind of shower gel or bath oil that can prevent this? I would prefer something lavender or rose petal scented.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2013, 04:17:56 PM
Speaking of which, I've accumulated a rather nasty matting of dingleberries around my taint. Obviously, I need to trim up down there--maybe get a bikini wax or some laser removal- but in the meantime can anyone recommend some kind of shower gel or bath oil that can prevent this? I would prefer something lavender or rose petal scented.

I'd recommend you start by using Charmin with Aloe.  Cools and soothes as you wipe and the paper doesn't flake up and contribute to that pesky DB buildup.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: GH2001 on March 06, 2013, 04:34:56 PM
Speaking of which, I've accumulated a rather nasty matting of dingleberries around my taint. Obviously, I need to trim up down there--maybe get a bikini wax or some laser removal- but in the meantime can anyone recommend some kind of shower gel or bath oil that can prevent this? I would prefer something lavender or rose petal scented.

Well there's this concept in the western world called wiping ones ass. It's been known to help remove shit from said taint and anus area.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2013, 04:48:39 PM
Well there's this concept in the western world called wiping ones ass. It's been known to help remove shit from said taint and anus area.

Hey, that was uncalled for.  It's most likely a simple matter of using an off brand toilet paper that flakes up and clings to the anal area hair follicles.  It's something you don't realize until it's too late. I know, because I went through a painful stage in my life where EDBB (Embarrassing DingleBerry Buildup) was a daily occurrence until a close friend told me about Charmin Aloe.  Now, I wipe with confidence and face the day with a smile on my face and a spring in my step.

Instead of tearing down, I think a little encouragement would go a long way here.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: ssgaufan on March 06, 2013, 05:02:32 PM
Hey, that was uncalled for.  It's most likely a simple matter of using an off brand toilet paper that flakes up and clings to the anal area hair follicles.  It's something you don't realize until it's too late. I know, because I went through a painful stage in my life where EDBB (Embarrassing DingleBerry Buildup) was a daily occurrence until a close friend told me about Charmin Aloe.  Now, I wipe with confidence and face the day with a smile on my face and a spring in my step.

Instead of tearing down, I think a little encouragement would go a long way here.

You really do care, don't you?
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 06, 2013, 05:04:19 PM
Well there's this concept in the western world called wiping ones ass. It's been known to help remove shoot from said taint and anus area.
I realize it's customary for most but my daddy raised me to shit and get. I don't have time for much wiping. I wish bidets were more common in the U.S.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 06, 2013, 05:12:40 PM
You really do care, don't you?

Shouldn't you be posting neck-id pictures of gorejus wimmenz?
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 06, 2013, 08:17:44 PM
Speaking of which, I've accumulated a rather nasty matting of dingleberries around my taint. Obviously, I need to trim up down there--maybe get a bikini wax or some laser removal- but in the meantime can anyone recommend some kind of shower gel or bath oil that can prevent this? I would prefer something lavender or rose petal scented.
If you bush hog the ass hair, they'll just come back thicker. Use a soft bristled bath brush with a bar of Ivory. It'll knock those fuckers off and, as an added bonus, you get your pooper tickled. Folks pay upwards of $20 in Thailand for this kind of shit.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: GH2001 on March 06, 2013, 08:51:25 PM
Hey, that was uncalled for.  It's most likely a simple matter of using an off brand toilet paper that flakes up and clings to the anal area hair follicles.  It's something you don't realize until it's too late. I know, because I went through a painful stage in my life where EDBB (Embarrassing DingleBerry Buildup) was a daily occurrence until a close friend told me about Charmin Aloe.  Now, I wipe with confidence and face the day with a smile on my face and a spring in my step.

Instead of tearing down, I think a little encouragement would go a long way here.

I like to just hop in the shower and turn around, put the shower nozzle on the jet setting and blast that shit right off. No wasting of paper.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 07, 2013, 07:10:21 AM
I know, because I went through a painful stage in my life where EDBB (Embarrassing DingleBerry Buildup)
I didn't know that I have EDBB but that's what it is. I've found a local support group and am going to my first meeting this Thur.
If you bush hog the ass hair, they'll just come back thicker. Use a soft bristled bath brush with a bar of Ivory. It'll knock those fudgeers off and, as an added bonus, you get your pooper tickled. Folks pay upwards of $20 in Thailand for this kind of shoot.
Thanks for this and as soon as I'm able to brush through the matting of feces with a soft bristle, I will try this.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: ssgaufan on March 07, 2013, 08:45:41 AM
Shouldn't you be posting neck-id pictures of gorejus wimmenz?

Can't damn it!  I still haven't moved into my permanent housing so I am still using the work cpu and internet.
Title: Re: The Capital City Classic
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 07, 2013, 09:19:35 AM
Can't damn it!  I still haven't moved into my permanent housing so I am still using the work cpu and internet.

Meh...your boss won't mind.