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Title: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 24, 2013, 11:07:54 AM
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MC Hammer arrested in officer obstruction

Rapper MC Hammer launched a string of tweets Saturday with his side of the story two days after he was arrested in northern California for allegedly obstructing an officer.

Among his tweets, Hammer said, apparently referring to the arresting officer, that he was asked whether he was on parole or probation before the man tried to pull him out of his vehicle Thursday night.

Police in Dublin, east of Oakland, said Hammer was in a vehicle with expired registration and he was not the registered owner.

"After asking Hammer who the registered owner was he became very argumentative and refused to answer the officer's questions," police spokesman Herb Walters wrote Saturday evening in an e-mail to CNN.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/23/showbiz/california-mc-hammer-arrest/index.html?c=us
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 24, 2013, 12:22:16 PM
I refuse to answer any officer's questions either. I have a right to an attorney even during a traffic stop. And I use those rights. I don't give them shit except my attorney's card.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 24, 2013, 12:33:08 PM
(http://blogs.cio.com/sites/cio.com/files/u7727/BetterCallSaul-Banner-New-560.jpg)
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Jumbo on February 24, 2013, 02:56:34 PM
(http://blogs.cio.com/sites/cio.com/files/u7727/BetterCallSaul-Banner-New-560.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HH9IiHMD2M
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 24, 2013, 03:05:32 PM
Saul looks like the kind of guy one can trust after being abused by the coppers.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 24, 2013, 04:21:29 PM
I'm not sure about that arrest...doesn't sound 2 legit.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 24, 2013, 06:50:39 PM
I'm not sure about that arrest...doesn't sound 2 legit.
I agree, based on the circumstances that I've read, Saul should say u can't touch this.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 24, 2013, 08:34:29 PM
I agree, based on the circumstances that I've read, Saul should say u can't touch this.

Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh, here comes the hammer
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Token on February 25, 2013, 09:56:36 AM
I refuse to answer any officer's questions either. I have a right to an attorney even during a traffic stop. And I use those rights. I don't give them shit except my attorney's card.

You should probably exercise your right to an attorney and ask him what's going to happen when you refuse to answer questions and offer his card when you are asked for a license and proof of insurance.

Fucking dumbass.

(http://www.alderlaw.com/images/practice-areas/lapd-police-brutality.jpg)
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2013, 10:07:55 AM
 :pwnd:
You should probably exercise your right to an attorney and ask him what's going to happen when you refuse to answer questions and offer his card when you are asked for a license and proof of insurance.

Fucking dumbass.

(http://www.alderlaw.com/images/practice-areas/lapd-police-brutality.jpg)

Facts and laws be damned. He lives in his own little world.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 11:26:44 AM
You should probably exercise your right to an attorney and ask him what's going to happen when you refuse to answer questions and offer his card when you are asked for a license and proof of insurance.

Fucking dumbass.

(http://www.alderlaw.com/images/practice-areas/lapd-police-brutality.jpg)
You gotta be a fucking brown shirt yourself??? Cocky MFs.

By law, I don't answer anything they ask. And that little ole gun LOL, Bwahaha. I got something for that. They won't even be able to get near my fucking truck to ask anything.

The Active Denial System in my tool box prevents that shit. Bulletproof glass and windows. Armored body, damn thing gets turrible gas mileage, but I don't have to worry able peon brown shirts.

Oh, and I don't use an alarm system in my truck either. This replaces that.

 
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Also known as the "pain beam," ADS is a revolutionary non-lethal weapon that uses microwaves to cause burning pain without injury. The 95-GHz waves only penetrate a fraction of an inch, heating the outer surface of the target's skin. According to the Air Force, nobody can tolerate the beam for more than five seconds, and improvised protection such as wrapping yourself in wet towels or tin foil is useless.

There have been repeated calls for ADS to be deployed in Iraq, but the military is bogged down in reviews of the technology. However, now that ADS exists, the pain beam's manufacturer is exploring domestic U.S. uses, like industrial- and home-security systems. The Department of Energy is looking at employing the technology to protect America's nuclear stockpile. Meanwhile, some U.S. law enforcement officials are eager to get their hands on the pain weapon, and the Department of Justice is funding a multimillion-dollar research project to give it to them.

http://www.wired.com/politics/security/news/2007/12/pain_beam?currentPage=all
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2013, 12:10:30 PM
You gotta be a fucking brown shirt yourself??? Cocky MFs.

By law, I don't answer anything they ask. And that little ole gun LOL, Bwahaha. I got something for that. They won't even be able to get near my fucking truck to ask anything.

The Active Denial System in my tool box prevents that shit. Bulletproof glass and windows. Armored body, damn thing gets turrible gas mileage, but I don't have to worry able peon brown shirts.

Oh, and I don't use an alarm system in my truck either. This replaces that.

Sure. You have the right to not answer any question. You also have the right to face the consequence of said action. Just as with any other right or freedom. It's not a free for all you looney anarchist.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 12:19:29 PM
Sure. You have the right to not answer any question. You also have the right to face the consequence of said action. Just as with any other right or freedom. It's not a free for all you looney anarchist.

Freedom is government-given while liberty is God-given says this US Army veteran. I know my rights and choose to exercise them. You don't have to if don't wish to because it's a personal decision.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n1BHJs5V5c
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 25, 2013, 12:25:11 PM
Freedom is government-given while liberty is God-given says this US Army veteran. I know my rights and choose to exercise them. You don't have to if don't wish to because it's a personal decision.

When they ask to search your vehicle you have the right to say no.  Then they have the right to call in the drug dog.  And when he "indicates" they have the right to search your truck without a warrant.  And you can try to stand on your right to refuse, but then you get the Hank Williams Jr attitude adjustment.

"Now sticks to the head and kicks to the shin
 And several bites by Rin Tin Tin
 And I couldn't wait to get into that jail."
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 12:28:46 PM
 :rofl: Only if they suspect anything illegal like drugs, they have to have warrant otherwise. At which time, I usually call the DA, who is personal friend of mine. She knows me, and knows I don't put up with young cop's bullshit. If it's the state highway patrol, I usually call Bonner. It doesn't go far at all. The active denial system is mainly there for criminals. My cousin has worked for both Bonner and Callahan, she still works for Bonner. I grew up with Sonny's kids and took them on many fishing trips. Another personal friend of mine.
 Anything else from the peons here?

Nap time.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 25, 2013, 12:33:04 PM
:rofl:Only if they suspect anything illegal like drugs, they have to have warrant otherwise. At which time, I usually call the DA, who is personal friend of mine. She knows me, and knows I don't put up with young cop's bullshoot. If it's the state highway patrol, I usually call Bonner. It usually doesn't go far at all.

Hence the drug dog and the fact that he "indicates".
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 25, 2013, 12:47:25 PM
Hence the drug dog and the fact that he "indicates".

Dude, forget it.  He is well connected and they can't do shit without a warrant.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 12:50:40 PM
Dude, forget it.  He is well connected and they can't do shit without a warrant.

Exactly. Especially since I haven't broken any laws. The aftermath would be hard on you. I live on a prominent street in Mobile with one next door neighbor being an attorney for the University of South Alabama and on then other side two assistant DAs for Mobile. I take care of my neighbors and they love me.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 25, 2013, 01:22:20 PM
Exactly. Especially since I haven't broken any laws. The aftermath would be hard on you. I live on a prominent street in Mobile with one next door neighbor being an attorney for the University of South Alabama and on then other side two assistant DAs for Mobile. I take care of my neighbors and they love me.

You make them personalized, embroidered tinfoil hats?  You provide them with seemingly endless amounts of fertilizer?
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2013, 01:29:00 PM
Dude, forget it.  He is well connected and they can't do shit without a warrant.
He's a legend in his own mind.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bgreene on February 25, 2013, 01:29:15 PM
:rofl: Only if they suspect anything illegal like drugs, they have to have warrant otherwise. At which time, I usually call the DA, who is personal friend of mine. She knows me, and knows I don't put up with young cop's bullshit. If it's the state highway patrol, I usually call Bonner. It doesn't go far at all. The active denial system is mainly there for criminals. My cousin has worked for both Bonner and Callahan, she still works for Bonner. I grew up with Sonny's kids and took them on many fishing trips. Another personal friend of mine.
 Anything else from the peons here?

Nap time.

There are several people who "know" the DA. He is an elected official. That means shit!

ALA CODE § 32-6-9 : Alabama Code - Section 32-6-9: POSSESSION AND DISPLAY OF LICENSE

Every licensee shall have his license in his immediate possession at all times when driving a motor vehicle and shall display the same, upon demand of a judge of any court, a peace officer or a state trooper. However, no person charged with violating this section shall be convicted if he produces in court or the office of the arresting officer a driver's license theretofore issued to him and valid at the time of his arrest.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2013, 01:30:54 PM
There are several people who "know" the DA. He is an elected official. That means shit!

ALA CODE § 32-6-9 : Alabama Code - Section 32-6-9: POSSESSION AND DISPLAY OF LICENSE

Every licensee shall have his license in his immediate possession at all times when driving a motor vehicle and shall display the same, upon demand of a judge of any court, a peace officer or a state trooper. However, no person charged with violating this section shall be convicted if he produces in court or the office of the arresting officer a driver's license theretofore issued to him and valid at the time of his arrest.

Don't stop him. He's on a roll.

He don't have to show no crooked cop his drivers license! His rights say so!!
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Token on February 25, 2013, 01:42:43 PM
There are several people who "know" the DA. He is an elected official. That means shit!

ALA CODE § 32-6-9 : Alabama Code - Section 32-6-9: POSSESSION AND DISPLAY OF LICENSE

Every licensee shall have his license in his immediate possession at all times when driving a motor vehicle and shall display the same, upon demand of a judge of any court, a peace officer or a state trooper. However, no person charged with violating this section shall be convicted if he produces in court or the office of the arresting officer a driver's license theretofore issued to him and valid at the time of his arrest.

I'm pretty sure the title 32 laws don't apply to batman and his special secret weaponized ford ranger.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bgreene on February 25, 2013, 01:47:06 PM
I'm pretty sure the title 32 laws don't apply to batman and his special secret weaponized ford ranger.

It is probably just a microwave in the passenger seat.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 25, 2013, 01:50:09 PM
I'm pretty sure the title 32 laws don't apply to batman and his special secret weaponized ford ranger.

 :muttley:
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 25, 2013, 01:53:14 PM
The fuzz doesn't mess with me much. My Uncle Stan is a supervisor at the chicken plant and my neighbor has a beach trailer down in Panama City. I don't like to play those cards but I know some people. I think they can kind of sense that I'm connected.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2013, 02:04:45 PM
I'm pretty sure the title 32 laws don't apply to batman and his special secret weaponized ford ranger.

Damnit man. Keyboard warning.

Btw, pure gold.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Token on February 25, 2013, 02:05:12 PM
The fuzz doesn't mess with me much. My Uncle Stan is a supervisor at the chicken plant and my neighbor has a beach trailer down in Panama City. I don't like to play those cards but I know some people. I think they can kind of sense that I'm connected.

Unless you are having a sexually inappropriate relationship with the district attorneys children (all the while posting pictures of one of the ugliest women I've ever seen on the internet to throw everyone off the pedophilia trail), I don't think you are safe if you fail to provide a driver's license on a traffic stop.  Unless of course your left rear tire is made from the same components found in a uranium bomb. Then you could just blow the officer away, have a robotic arm-like device replace your recently activated bomb tire and be on your way.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 25, 2013, 02:06:12 PM
Here is the thing, I have never had to even answer the question of a cop asking to search my vehicle because I have never been suspected of anything. If they did suspect something and asked me, I would probably let them because I have nothing to hide that is illegal. If I was speeding and they caught me, I give them my license and let them write me a ticket because I was in the wrong.

I don't see what the fucking big deal is...
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2013, 02:07:11 PM
Unless you are having a sexually inappropriate relationship with the district attorneys children (all the while posting pictures of one of the ugliest women I've ever seen on the internet to throw everyone off the pedophilia trail), I don't think you are safe if you fail to provide a driver's license on a traffic stop.  Unless of course your left rear tire is made from the same components found in a uranium bomb. Then you could just blow the officer away, have a robotic arm-like device replace your recently activated bomb tire and be on your way.

Don't forget to explain how they make linoleum, the cisco router temp conspiracy and the super secret magnetic mind altering weapon you have.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 25, 2013, 02:09:22 PM
Here is the thing, I have never had to even answer the question of a cop asking to search my vehicle because I have never been suspected of anything. If they did suspect something and asked me, I would probably let them because I have nothing to hide that is illegal. If I was speeding and they caught me, I give them my license and let them write me a ticket because I was in the wrong.

I don't see what the fucking big deal is...

Beacuse man, fucking anarchy rules! 
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2013, 02:10:32 PM
Beacuse man, fucking anarchy rules!

After all, it's your right. Right??
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 02:12:20 PM
Here is the thing, I have never had to even answer the question of a cop asking to search my vehicle because I have never been suspected of anything. If they did suspect something and asked me, I would probably let them because I have nothing to hide that is illegal. If I was speeding and they caught me, I give them my license and let them write me a ticket because I was in the wrong.

I don't see what the fucking big deal is...

There you go, same here. I don't give them a reason to stop me in the first place. I'm just talking shit anyway Homerz.

Got a Dell N5050 i3 laptop for less than half price about 30 minutes ago. (one year old $175 cashit). Gonna give it to one of animal rescue friends. I thought about giving to one of the players to show off, but Little Nicky said no. You believe that shit? A bammer turning down a free laptop.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Token on February 25, 2013, 02:12:42 PM
Here is the thing, I have never had to even answer the question of a cop asking to search my vehicle because I have never been suspected of anything. If they did suspect something and asked me, I would probably let them because I have nothing to hide that is illegal. If I was speeding and they caught me, I give them my license and let them write me a ticket because I was in the wrong.

I don't see what the fucking big deal is...

Because you are a normal functioning member of society. Hell, I haven't even wrote a ticket in about a year.  Normally it is a "slow it down, be safe, have a nice day".  Unless you refuse to provide a drivers license.  Then you go to jail. If you still refuse to provide any type of personal information, you might be detained for homeland security to verify your citizenship. And they aren't quick.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 25, 2013, 02:13:54 PM
Unless you are having a sexually inappropriate relationship with the district attorneys children (all the while posting pictures of one of the ugliest women I've ever seen on the internet to throw everyone off the pedophilia trail), I don't think you are safe if you fail to provide a driver's license on a traffic stop.  Unless of course your left rear tire is made from the same components found in a uranium bomb. Then you could just blow the officer away, have a robotic arm-like device replace your recently activated bomb tire and be on your way.
I don't consider myself a violent person but if it gets down to the brass staples, I can handle myself against the toughest copper. I don't need uranium bombs or a robotic arm. Mental telepathy gets the bitches every time. I can pick a 250 pound doughnut eater up and sling him against his patrol car without even laying a finger on him.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 02:17:58 PM
I don't consider myself a violent person but if it gets down to the brass staples, I can handle myself against the toughest copper. I don't need uranium bombs or a robotic arm. Mental telepathy gets the bitches every time. I can pick a 250 pound doughnut eater up and sling him against his patrol car without even laying a finger on him.
:rofl: So, you got a Boner on speed dial too, huh?
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 02:32:30 PM
I'm pretty sure the title 32 laws don't apply to batman and his special secret weaponized ford ranger.

I never said I drove a ford ranger...hmmm
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 02:35:43 PM
Don't forget to explain how they make linoleum, the cisco router temp conspiracy and the super secret magnetic mind altering weapon you have.

WTF do linoleum and Cisco routers have to do with breaking the law? Not to mention traffic cops not doing their jobs because they are busy shopping at Walmarks on the city's dime.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AWK on February 25, 2013, 02:48:16 PM
Implied consent.  Every time I get pulled over I get out of my car and start running...Just for fun.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: wesfau2 on February 25, 2013, 02:50:57 PM
Implied consent.  Every time I get pulled over I get out of my car and start running...Just for fun.

I hop out and shotgun a beer.  Then it's party time with the breathalyzer results.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 02:59:50 PM
I hop out and shotgun a beer.  Then it's party time with the breathalyzer results.

It's a shame I don't drink alkyhall, then I could relate. I always get nervous if they pull me over because I always think I did something wrong and didn't realize it.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2013, 03:01:27 PM
WTF do linoleum and Cisco routers have to do with breaking the law? Not to mention traffic cops not doing their jobs because they are busy shopping at Walmarks on the city's dime.

The joke.



Your head.   
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 03:09:16 PM
The joke.



Your head.

Whateva.

http://youtu.be/zYUH9mmgTJU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzSWRD5qoiI
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 25, 2013, 03:24:22 PM
Because you are a normal functioning member of society. Hell, I haven't even wrote a ticket in about a year.  Normally it is a "slow it down, be safe, have a nice day".  Unless you refuse to provide a drivers license.  Then you go to jail. If you still refuse to provide any type of personal information, you might be detained for homeland security to verify your citizenship. And they aren't quick.

It's apparent you don't operate on Redstone Arsenal ($80 ticket for 30 in a 25) or Atlanta ($185 for cutting through the hashed out area between the on ramp and the interstate) or Auburn in the late '90's ($90 for 55 in a 45) or in Grove Hill, AL in the early '90's (76 in a 55, Don't remember how much that one was, I just know that I got grounded for a good long time.  Luckily I did know the DA, got to go to driving school so this 16 year old's insurance didn't triple).
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 03:38:02 PM
It's apparent you don't operate on Redstone Arsenal ($80 ticket for 30 in a 25) or Atlanta ($185 for cutting through the hashed out area between the on ramp and the interstate) or Auburn in the late '90's ($90 for 55 in a 45) or in Grove Hill, AL in the early '90's (76 in a 55, Don't remember how much that one was, I just know that I got grounded for a good long time.  Luckily I did know the DA, got to go to driving school so this 16 year old's insurance didn't triple).

Damn that's low. $162 and change for failure to signal in Mobile. They have a nice little extortion racket going all over the state though.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: GH2001 on February 25, 2013, 03:49:15 PM
Damn that's low. $162 and change for failure to signal in Mobile. They have a nice little extortion racket going all over the state though.

So you did give them your drivers license? Say it ain't so.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
So you did give them your drivers license? Say it ain't so.

I gave him A driver's license, registration and proof of insurance as the LAW DICTATES.

I then handed him a copy of my college degree, and that's when all the trouble started.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/02/canadian-university-administrator-busted-for-fake-degree-from-auburn-state-university/

Bankers love drug money. Miami was basically built with cocaine money. Sad but true.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 25, 2013, 04:31:43 PM
I gave him A driver's license, registration and proof of insurance as the LAW DICTATES.

I then handed him a copy of my college degree, and that's when all the trouble started.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/02/canadian-university-administrator-busted-for-fake-degree-from-auburn-state-university/

Bankers love drug money. Miami was basically built with cocaine money. Sad but true.

what the fuck dude?

You are an incoherent mother fucker...
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 04:38:45 PM
what the fuck dude?

You are an incoherent inconsistent mother fucker motherfucker...

fify

(http://www.somanytees.com/products/11603-NPT.jpg)
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bgreene on February 25, 2013, 05:17:44 PM
fify

(http://www.somanytees.com/products/11603-NPT.jpg)

No shit!!
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 05:29:38 PM
At least I'm not child molester. Those people should be imprisoned, IMHO.

http://www.local15tv.com/news/local/story/MGM-Teacher-Turns-Herself-In-Accused-of-Sexual/Iefaf5NWv0u0r-PEkHdLLA.cspx

Still waiting on pics and docket.

(http://portal.mobileso.com/jms/mugs/mugshot.asp?qs_imageid=442220&qs_crit=F)
GRAY, JEAN ALICIA   W/F/28    01/21/1985    201300004378    02/25/2013 16:11:14    HALL    S13020535    BOOKED    SEX ABUSE 2ND FELONY

It could be the same girl as this, a year apart.

(http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/119/471bb7ac93a3491c97501b5f5dcfc68a/p.jpg)

I'D SHARE A CELL WITH HER.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 25, 2013, 06:01:37 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m16b7yjNhu1rpngtyo1_250.gif)
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 25, 2013, 06:06:39 PM
I just wanted to make this  post to say that I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 07:03:14 PM
I just wanted to take this post to say that I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

 :rofl: :poke:
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 25, 2013, 07:06:51 PM
My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 25, 2013, 07:07:56 PM
My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?

Drugs and heathens.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Token on February 25, 2013, 07:09:16 PM
My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?

My apologies. Every time I tell myself I'm not wasting anymore time on the dumbass, I end up wasting more of my precious time.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 07:13:34 PM
My apologies. Every time I tell myself I'm not wasting anymore time on the dumbass, I end up wasting more of my precious time.

My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?

 :rofl:  :tits: :moon:
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 25, 2013, 08:06:43 PM
My thread; my beautiful and precious thread! What happened to it?

Aliens.
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 25, 2013, 08:55:31 PM
My apologies. Every time I tell myself I'm not wasting anymore time on the dumbass, I end up wasting more of my precious time.

I smell police brutality
Title: Re: Stop! It's Slammer time!
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 25, 2013, 10:14:19 PM
I smell police brutality

I knew a cop once, we were real close. He died as a Mobile County sheriff's narcotics officer around 1975. He and his partner were ambushed near Big Creek lake chasing down two scumbags with marijuana possession. My cousin emptied his pistol killing one of the fuckers after he had been shot with buck shot. He died and the wax job on his face was terrible. Morticians back then had no imagination. Sheriff Tom Purvis and he didn't see eye to eye, so Purvis wasn't too upset. David Beck was my second cousin and a real badass in high school. Robert Stolz was his partner and neither survived. They made the mistake of not waiting on backup and it costs them both their lives and affected the rest of my family in a big way. Especially me because I idolized the man.

I have nothing but respect for law enforcement, due to this and other factors, and always help in anyway I can. It's kind of fun helping out with busts. It's exciting. David taught me quite a bit about respect for law enforcement and the job responsibilities that I almost when into law enforcement just so I could help others when they could not help themselves. It's a rewarding career and those in the uniform will always have my utmost respect and cooperation. I don't share this with many people but I have actually aided in capture of thieves.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o0BRTgHOGXNelhjFG1ViagxJopMIKJMjV5ThLNlnwfQ/edit?authkey=CI351PME&authkey=CI351PME

http://www.odmp.org/officer/1656-deputy-sheriff-david-eugene-beck

http://www.odmp.org/officer/12858-deputy-sheriff-robert-david-stolz

God Bless their souls.