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Title: Sleeping Foster
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 14, 2013, 04:25:18 PM
http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/39913461/Rueben-Foster-----student-of-the-week.aspx (http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p/39913461/Rueben-Foster-----student-of-the-week.aspx)]
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: JR4AU on February 14, 2013, 04:34:21 PM
Dude shonuff knows he gots it whooped.  No grade probs for him.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 14, 2013, 04:37:21 PM
Damn.....just damn.   :rofl:
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2013, 04:39:28 PM
I wished I had it like that. Obviously the teacher told him to stand up so he wouldn't fall asleep in class, this is the result.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: AUChizad on February 14, 2013, 04:42:09 PM
Reuben showing off the "student" portion of student-athlete.

(http://distilleryimage2.instagram.com/f8c24bb6716511e2896922000a1fbe1a_7.jpg)

Also, notice he's wearing the colors of the unwashed.
This should become a meme.

Once again, my laziness gets in the way of my foresight.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 14, 2013, 04:51:40 PM
The images they're posting on TigerDroppings are glorious:

(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w420/EDIRPUA/amazing_moments_in_history_08_zps27909ec3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/v1cOxd2.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kxzWFdH.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/wn1VvYI.jpg)

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g401/AubieOne/Foster_NewCar_zps5f4aba1a.jpg)

(http://www.farkriffic.com/farks/ruebenfoster_pulpfictiondungeon.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/mVdUbi7.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/XfQarnu.jpg)

(http://i1284.photobucket.com/albums/a568/mwalla5/rrsuplex_zps98901304.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/MgR5r16.jpg)
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2013, 04:58:25 PM
You forgot one. LMAO!
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w420/EDIRPUA/Obama-watches-bin-Laden-raid-jpg_zps0b692dfa.jpg)
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: JR4AU on February 14, 2013, 05:29:40 PM
ROFLMAO
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: AUownsU on February 14, 2013, 05:49:05 PM
 :kimclap:
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Saniflush on February 15, 2013, 07:15:00 AM
There are some more.  I think the Fast Times and Weekend at Bernie's are my favorites


(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/SleepyheadNighthawk_zps1f2fa409.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Sleeping1_zpsb336dd67.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/famouspaintingssundayaf_zpsdd40dd30.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/reubens-last-supper_zps953e65a2.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/23qz6th_zps51978eca.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/29qi54l_zps3672244d.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/ehVogps_zpscee18fb7.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Governor_George_Wallace_stands_defiant_at_the_University_of_Alabama_zps38e4dc72.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/fasttimes_zps5ac55ae3.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/Roobin_zps0ecee122.jpg)
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/ruebenfoster_weekendatberniesboat_zpsd8a070c9.gif)

Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: JR4AU on February 15, 2013, 09:38:20 AM
BTW, it's not going to be difficult to figure out which kid snapped these photos in school, and it would serve the kid and his family well to transfer ASAP!  For their sake, out of state if they know what's good for them!
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: djsimp on February 15, 2013, 09:42:26 AM
To refresh my memory, Foster transferred and still is at Auburn High School correct?
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 15, 2013, 10:46:15 AM
The images they're posting on TigerDroppings are glorious:
:bugs:
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 11:25:43 AM
I know exactly who did it and she's fearless. In other words, they don't give a fuck about the REC and their ilk. They just don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Saniflush on February 15, 2013, 11:30:34 AM
I know exactly who did it and she's fearless. In other words, they don't give a fuck about the REC and their ilk. They just don't give a fuck.

Hope she lives in a single story home.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: AWK on February 15, 2013, 11:40:26 AM
I know exactly who did it and she's fearless. In other words, they don't give a fuck about the REC and their ilk. They just don't give a fuck.
...You know High School kids in Auburn, AL?
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 11:40:37 AM
Hope she lives in a single story home.

Why?
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: wesfau2 on February 15, 2013, 11:41:24 AM
Why?

Fucking hell.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 11:47:19 AM
...You know High School kids in Auburn, AL?

Not personally, but I know a couple of teachers at the HS who do.

Fucking hell.

Believe me when I say she is being protected as we speak.

http://instagram.com/itsleeuhbae/

Here she is with the student of the week:
http://instagram.com/p/VZe6vsBKSh/
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: AWK on February 15, 2013, 12:10:43 PM
I just...well...fuck it.  Nevermind.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2013, 12:16:00 PM
Scarbinski has his 2-story on the market.  Looking to downsize to a little garden home in the Historic District.  There will be a public auction on all remaining furniture and personal property upstairs, Saturday at 1:30 p.m. 
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 12:28:45 PM
Scarbinski has his 2-story on the market.  Looking to downsize to a little garden home in the Historic District.  There will be a public auction on all remaining furniture and personal property upstairs, Saturday at 1:30 p.m.

Not interested unless it's below $30,000. I pay cash.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: djsimp on February 15, 2013, 01:47:33 PM
Fucking hell.

Come on man you have to admit, even at my very worst morning after hangover, I was never this bad.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2013, 01:51:46 PM
Come on man you have to admit, even at my very worst morning after hangover, I was never this bad.

No, you were that bad.  Really, man. No one liked you.  We almost voted you off the island until GH went to bat for you and promised us all Buffalo Wild Wing gift certificates.


We're still waiting so you'd better call that boy if you want to hang around here any longer.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: djsimp on February 15, 2013, 01:57:30 PM
No, you were that bad.  Really, man. No one liked you.  We almost voted you off the island until GH went to bat for you and promised us all Buffalo Wild Wing gift certificates.


We're still waiting so you'd better call that boy if you want to hang around here any longer.

Damn you Snaggle. You can hang those gift certificates up, GH is too busy off running marathons and shit.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2013, 02:10:41 PM
Damn you Snaggle. You can hang those gift certificates up, GH is too busy off running marathons and shit.

The clock is ticking.  We're having a meeting of exalted X leadership in the Double Super Secret Forum this afternoon at 3:00.  Your X-status is 3rd on the agenda, right after

1. Beer and Cigars
2. Beer, Bourbon and Cigars
3. Beer, Bourbon, Porn and Cigars

Well, we may not get to you today. 
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: djsimp on February 15, 2013, 02:14:03 PM
The clock is ticking.  We're having a meeting of exalted X leadership in the Double Super Secret Forum this afternoon at 3:00.  Your X-status is 3rd on the agenda, right after

1. Beer and Cigars
2. Beer, Bourbon and Cigars
3. Beer, Bourbon, Porn and Cigars

Well, we may not get to you today.

You should go ahead and skip point 3 on the agenda with you not having your bal......never mind.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Saniflush on February 15, 2013, 02:15:50 PM
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w420/EDIRPUA/50FOSTER_zps350251eb.gif)
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 02:36:33 PM
(http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w420/EDIRPUA/50FOSTER_zps350251eb.gif)

The hits just keep coming. I wonder if said recruit is asleep in class today??? Inquiring minds want to know.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 15, 2013, 02:42:04 PM
The hits just keep coming. I wonder if said recruit is asleep in class today??? Inquiring minds want to know.

He is going to that place.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: wesfau2 on February 15, 2013, 02:52:50 PM


Believe me when I say she is being protected as we speak.

http://instagram.com/itsleeuhbae/

Here she is with the student of the week:
http://instagram.com/p/VZe6vsBKSh/

No, you dumbshit.  You got the virtual eye roll for not knowing the fucking Logan Young reference.

Fuck, I swore I was done bitching at you, but you're just so fucking wrong about everything.  And weird.

Weird and wrong.  Fucking links to the nowheres of the internet, non sequitur after non sequitur, conspiracy bullshit. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.

Read more, post less.  A lot less.  Like never.  Ever.  Ever.

Come on man you have to admit, even at my very worst morning after hangover, I was never this bad.

I give up and so admit.  You are Shakespeare to bottomfeeder's...uh...shit, there isn't an appropriate comparison for the drivel that pours forth.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 03:21:27 PM
No, you dumbshit.  You got the virtual eye roll for not knowing the fucking Logan Young reference.

Fuck, I swore I was done bitching at you, but you're just so fucking wrong about everything.  And weird.

Weird and wrong.  Fucking links to the nowheres of the internet, non sequitur after non sequitur, conspiracy bullshit. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.

Read more, post less.  A lot less.  Like never.  Ever.  Ever.

I give up and so admit.  You are Shakespeare to bottomfeeder's...uh...shit, there isn't an appropriate comparison for the drivel that pours forth.

 :fu:



cincomsmalltalk.com/casts/stDaily/2009/smalltalk_daily-03-26-09.mp4

http://www.cincomsmalltalk.com/blog/blogView?showComments=true&printTitle=Smalltalk_Daily_3.26/09:_Building_a_BottomFeeder_Development_Image&entry=3415512122
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2013, 03:32:53 PM
No, you dumbshit.  You got the virtual eye roll for not knowing the fucking Logan Young reference.

Fuck, I swore I was done bitching at you, but you're just so fucking wrong about everything.  And weird.

Weird and wrong.  Fucking links to the nowheres of the internet, non sequitur after non sequitur, conspiracy bullshit. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.

Read more, post less.  A lot less.  Like never.  Ever.  Ever.

I give up and so admit.  You are Shakespeare to bottomfeeder's...uh...shit, there isn't an appropriate comparison for the drivel that pours forth.

Schmegma?
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 03:35:17 PM
Schmegma?

Cheesy sebaceous substance found between the lips of the vulva and the foreskin.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 15, 2013, 03:39:08 PM
Cheesy sebaceous substance found between the lips of the vulva and the foreskin.

Winna winna chicken dinna
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 15, 2013, 06:28:23 PM
Winna winna chicken dinna

When are you going to give me that candlelit dinner you promised?
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 16, 2013, 12:55:32 AM
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u29/thenoleman/Tiger%20Droppings/Sleep2_zpse822a017.jpg)

(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i148/steveohh09/ruetime.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/XwuDico.jpg)

(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/dtrudeau54/7_zps4a27dc94.jpg)

(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/dtrudeau54/8_zps37a647d0.jpg)

(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/dtrudeau54/11_zpsba9a903b.jpg)

(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/dtrudeau54/10_zpsbb1485e3.jpg)

(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/dtrudeau54/a183fd21-ca26-4077-9b99-8e9efef0b93b_zps1cfd1fee.jpg)

(http://www.farkriffic.com/farks/ruebenfoster_godfatherhorseheadbed.jpg)

(http://www.farkriffic.com/farks/ruebenfoster_cycledrivethrough.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/sXJxxP8.jpg)
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: GH2001 on February 16, 2013, 12:25:49 PM
The clock is ticking.  We're having a meeting of exalted X leadership in the Double Super Secret Forum this afternoon at 3:00.  Your X-status is 3rd on the agenda, right after

1. Beer and Cigars
2. Beer, Bourbon and Cigars
3. Beer, Bourbon, Porn and Cigars

Well, we may not get to you today.

I see you left off poon.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 16, 2013, 01:22:56 PM
I see you left off poon.

He's married.  He gets all the poon he needs.  There is no poon.
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: The Prowler on March 07, 2013, 04:31:08 PM
(http://s18.postimage.org/5vsxfvk61/image.gif)
Title: Re: Sleeping Foster
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 07, 2013, 09:10:28 PM
(http://s18.postimage.org/5vsxfvk61/image.gif)

Fucking brilliant...