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Title: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 30, 2013, 06:47:50 PM: Quote
Adult film actor Ron Jeremy has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai, CNNâ€™s confirmed.

His rep declined to provide additional details as of now, and is waiting on an official statement from doctors.

According to TMZ, Jeremyâ€™s manager has said that the entertainer drove himself to the Los Angeles-area hospital on Tuesday afternoon following severe chest pains.

The 59-year-old was examined and is currently receiving treatment.

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-hospitalized/
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: chinook on January 30, 2013, 06:51:16 PM: that's not gonna be good for business.

:hop:
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 30, 2013, 07:14:13 PM: Probably inhaled one of his own chest hairs while he was sleeping.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 30, 2013, 11:04:27 PM: He's only 59? Seems like he has hung in there for a long time...
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: CCTAU on January 31, 2013, 12:22:37 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 30, 2013, 11:04:27 PM
He's only 59? Seems like he has hung in there for a long time...

Hedgehogs live long lives!
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: Godfather on January 31, 2013, 09:46:00 AM: Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 30, 2013, 11:04:27 PM
He's only 59? Seems like he has hung in there for a long time...

This hustle was not unnoticed.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: Godfather on January 31, 2013, 09:46:19 AM: Quote from: chinook on January 30, 2013, 06:51:16 PM
that's not gonna be good for business.

:hop:

Thats not gonna be good for anybody.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 31, 2013, 10:48:20 AM: I bet the poor guy can't get any rest from the nurses flocking to his room hoping to catch a glimpse. I require a floor length gown too.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: Godfather on January 31, 2013, 10:52:34 AM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 31, 2013, 10:48:20 AM
I bet the poor guy can't get any rest from the nurses flocking to his room hoping to catch a glimpse. I require a floor length gown too.
Thats because no one wants to see old wrinkled balls.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 31, 2013, 10:55:09 AM: It's not the balls, man. The balls are not the reason for the floor length gown.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: bgreene on January 31, 2013, 12:19:43 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 31, 2013, 10:55:09 AM
It's not the balls, man. The balls are not the reason for the floor length gown.

at his age, it may be.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 31, 2013, 01:05:26 PM: Quote from: bgreene on January 31, 2013, 12:19:43 PM
at his age, it may be.

Last I saw of him he had more gut than anything else.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: AUChizad on January 31, 2013, 02:13:07 PM: I'm pulling for him to cum through.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 31, 2013, 02:17:30 PM: Quote from: AUChizad on January 31, 2013, 02:13:07 PM
I'm pulling for him to cum through.

It might be hard at his age.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: bgreene on January 31, 2013, 02:24:31 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 31, 2013, 01:05:26 PM

Last I saw of him he had more gut than anything else.

which is strange, knowing how much thrusting his job requires.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 31, 2013, 02:28:39 PM: If he survives this itâ€™s going to be a long hard road to recovery. Theyâ€™ll be some ups and down, some ins and outs. He may have to do some things that he hasnâ€™t done in a while. With his hard work I am sure he can have many happy endings.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 31, 2013, 02:32:32 PM: Quote from: bgreene on January 31, 2013, 02:24:31 PM
which is strange, knowing how much thrusting his job requires.

Was watching him apply his trade (on-line) one day and the chick literally had to pick up his gut to get to his pecker.
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 31, 2013, 03:28:16 PM: Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 31, 2013, 02:32:32 PM
Was watching him apply his trade (on-line) one day and the chick literally had to pick up his gut to get to his pecker.
So, that's what he's in the hospital for? The dickydo?
Title: Re: Ron Jeremy hospitalized
Post by: GH2001 on February 01, 2013, 09:36:56 PM: AND before taking Levitra, make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex.