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Title: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: The Prowler on January 22, 2013, 02:22:06 AM
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@2Ruly_Blessed89: "Used to be able to do anything the night before a workout.. Party.. Stay up all night.. Etc! Now days you do that & you will #FORSURE die.."
Fucking SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?!?! It's amazing we won a fucking game after all of the (CTT) seasoned upperclassmen left, Jesus Harold Christ.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Jumbo on January 22, 2013, 02:25:03 AM
Wow, no wonder we got the shit beat out of us last year.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: The Prowler on January 22, 2013, 06:02:19 AM
Wow, no wonder we got the shit beat out of us last year.
That relaxed atmosphere worked with the upperclassmen, because they'd been through the ”work, hard work” they'd been through the strict discipline in the weight room, that's all they knew. So, the relaxed atmosphere was somewhat welcomed, but those players still busted their ass in the weight room, because they still had that fear of Coach Yox.

Starting with the first class of recruits '09, they began the next few years of not having to fear Coach Yox, because the discipline had been taken away from Yox by Coach Chizik, also enter in Coach Troop, the coach that would eventually put all of the players under his wing and basically keep them from being somewhat scolded (Coach Chizik getting in Daren Bates' face during a Special Teams play in '11, iirc).

Now we have a full team that hasn't felt a real 4am mat drills, fans off and trash cans placed all around the gym to throw up in, then going to class (those bring back some fond memories) and a full team that doesn't fear the Strength & Conditioning Coach...that's hopefully going to change and it'll be a hard lesson for a handful of players. I'm still thinking that there'll be around 5 players leaving (not including OL Christian Westerman & QB Clint Moseley), because the hard practices and training hasn't started yet.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 22, 2013, 09:07:14 AM
My animosity towards Gene Chizik is gone.  It's gone forever.  I don't want to ever feel any sense of rage about the 2011 and 2012 seasons again.

I will use this moment to reflect on Jaylon's tweet and feel FUCKING ECSTATIC ABOUT THE FUTURE!  WE'RE COMING BACK BITCHES!
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 22, 2013, 09:19:28 AM
It's not terribly difficult to understand. 
You make shit so hard on them that they cling to each other. 
The Corps has been doing it for years.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 22, 2013, 09:27:32 AM
It's not terribly difficult to understand. 
You make shit so hard on them that they cling to each other. 
The Corps has been doing it for years.

Exactly.  Climbing Mount Motherfucker at 3am will do that to you.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Godfather on January 22, 2013, 09:46:00 AM
You make shit so hard on them that they cling to each other. 
The Corps has been doing it for years.
anally you mean.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 22, 2013, 09:54:59 AM
anally you mean.

Well of course.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 22, 2013, 10:16:31 AM
Exactly.  Climbing Mount Motherfucker at 3am will do that to you.

Long live the corp and those jarheads too.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 22, 2013, 11:03:43 AM
This is concerning. Workouts have their place but this staff needs to realize that staying up all night and partying are an important part of our culture. That's the problem with hiring old dudes like Ellis. You think he's ever smoked spice?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 22, 2013, 11:40:24 AM
This is concerning. Workouts have their place but this staff needs to realize that staying up all night and partying are an important part of our culture. That's the problem with hiring old dudes like Ellis. You think he's ever smoked spice?

I just know you were being sarcastic.  :haha:

But, the culture is a changing. Either they will change with it or be gone. It's really that simple.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 22, 2013, 03:06:21 PM
It's not terribly difficult to understand. 
You make shit so hard on them that they cling to each other. 
The Corps has been doing it for years.

If you have never been awakened by a drill instructor, emphatically telling you to get the fuck up and get "on line" then you don't know what you are missing.  Maybe we need to hire a former drill instructor to be a discipline coach.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 22, 2013, 03:19:04 PM
If you have never been awakened by a drill instructor, emphatically telling you to get the fuck up and get "on line" then you don't know what you are missing.  Maybe we need to hire a former drill instructor to be a discipline coach.

I say instead of hiring one let's just petition the commandant for the entire team to experience the first two weeks or so of boot camp.  Surely chartering a bus to Parris Island can't cost that much.   
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 22, 2013, 04:24:33 PM
I say instead of hiring one let's just petition the commandant for the entire team to experience the first two weeks or so of boot camp.  Surely chartering a bus to Parris Island can't cost that much.

Well, they bus the players to LaGrange and Montgomery before all home games so it shouldn't be an issue.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 22, 2013, 04:27:47 PM
I say instead of hiring one let's just petition the commandant for the entire team to experience the first two weeks or so of boot camp.  Surely chartering a bus to Parris Island can't cost that much.

I thought the intent was to make them hard, not pee sitting down.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 22, 2013, 04:28:22 PM
If you have never been awakened by a drill instructor, emphatically telling you to get the fuck up and get "on line" then you don't know what you are missing.  Maybe we need to hire a former drill instructor to be a discipline coach.

ATTACK THE HEAD!!!!
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 22, 2013, 04:28:37 PM
I thought the intent was to make them hard, not pee sitting down.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazinga!
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 22, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
I thought the intent was to make them hard, not pee sitting down.

Oh shit!
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 22, 2013, 04:52:58 PM
uh oh, trouble
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Shug Dye on January 22, 2013, 04:56:02 PM
uh oh, trouble

Stop listening to Taylor Swift!
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 22, 2013, 05:12:31 PM
Stop listening to Taylor Swift!

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 22, 2013, 05:19:29 PM
Stop listening to Taylor Swift!

Oh shit!  Now yall are never, ever, ever, ever, ever getting back together.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: The Prowler on January 22, 2013, 06:37:22 PM
My animosity towards Gene Chizik is gone.  It's gone forever.  I don't want to ever feel any sense of rage about the 2011 and 2012 seasons again.

I will use this moment to reflect on Jaylon's tweet and feel FUCKING ECSTATIC ABOUT THE FUTURE!  WE'RE COMING BACK BITCHES!
Exactly.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 22, 2013, 06:46:35 PM
This is concerning. Workouts have their place but this staff needs to realize that staying up all night and partying are an important part of our culture. That's the problem with hiring old dudes like Ellis. You think he's ever smoked spice?
Not likely. His generation was more likely to huff a can of Rustoleum or take a big drag of aerosol from canned whipped cream than do this new fangled shit kids do these days.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 22, 2013, 10:10:56 PM
End result of a real workout. It's Denson I think. LOL!

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/399098_522372607794078_554796565_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 07:06:26 AM
I thought the intent was to make them hard, not pee sitting down.

The split tails that come off the island are fully capable of whipping a Hollywood marine's ass.  Plus I think they also have larger penises.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 07:15:28 AM
The split tails that come off the island are fully capable of whipping a Hollywood marine's ass.  Plus I think they also have larger penises.

All I know about them is that they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: djsimp on January 23, 2013, 08:54:38 AM
All I know about them is that they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein.

Do they drink coffee that taste like turpentine?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 08:59:33 AM
I say instead of hiring one let's just petition the commandant for the entire team to experience the first two weeks or so of boot camp.  Surely chartering a bus to Parris Island can't cost that much.

The first two weeks are just a cultural shock.  "Welcome to Parris Island, you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck off of my bus".  I would love to see the players "in the pit" and "making sugar cookies".  That would in fact, "weed out" any of the non-hackers who don't belong in my beloved corps.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 09:03:28 AM
Do they drink coffee that taste like turpentine?

ain't no sense in looking down, ain't no discharge on the ground.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 23, 2013, 09:28:33 AM
The first two weeks are just a cultural shock.  "Welcome to Parris Island, you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck off of my bus".  I would love to see the players "in the pit" and "making sugar cookies".  That would in fact, "weed out" any of the non-hackers who don't belong in my beloved corps.

The marines have BBQs and bake desserts? 

Damn...wish I would have joined. 
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 09:39:48 AM
The marines have BBQs and bake desserts? 

Damn...wish I would have joined.

That's just in Hollywood, cause that's how us west coasters roll.

Sugar cookies?  Not familiar with that term..  We had to "make it snow" in our pits.  Which was laying on your back, with your mouth and eyes wide open, while throwing dirt in the air.  Right before chow.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 09:50:49 AM
All I know about them is that they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein.


Ahhh.  Diddies before political correctness took over.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 09:51:49 AM
Sugar cookies?  Not familiar with that term..  We had to "make it snow" in our pits.  Which was laying on your back, with your mouth and eyes wide open, while throwing dirt in the air.  Right before chow.


Same principle. 
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 09:52:56 AM

Ahhh.  Diddies before political correctness took over.

I wonder what they sing now?  We need a boot on the X.  bgreene, when did you graduate?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 10:13:37 AM
We need a boot on the X.  bgreene, when did you graduate?

And where from?

You a Marine or you go through San Diego?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 10:18:59 AM
And where from?

You a Marine or you go through San Diego?

Fuck off, sandflea.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 23, 2013, 10:38:14 AM
You two should get a barracks
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 23, 2013, 10:42:53 AM
You two should get a barracks

Obama?  You can't buy those anymore.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 10:42:57 AM
And where from?

You a Marine or you go through San Diego?

98 P.I. 2nd Battalion E. Company.  Senior Drill Instructor SSGT. Marsh
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 23, 2013, 10:49:37 AM
98 P.I. 2nd Battalion E. Company.  Senior Drill Instructor SSGT. Marsh

Oh.  Tough guy, eh?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 10:54:43 AM
98 P.I. 2nd Battalion E. Company.  Senior Drill Instructor SSGT. Marsh

At least you aren't 4th like Sani.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 10:55:35 AM
Oh.  Tough guy, eh?

Tough guy? No. Proud of being a Marine? YES!
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 23, 2013, 10:59:03 AM
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Ben Bradley?@IamAmbition98

These workouts be hell.... but I'm glad I got em #GrindTime

Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 23, 2013, 11:00:58 AM
Do they drink coffee that taste like turpentine?

Serious question for the Jarheads on the X.  Is there some part of Marine training that makes you want to drink the strongest and harshest coffee?  I work with one and he has his own coffee pot in his office.  8 scoops for 10 cups on the first go round and then the next pot he puts 5 more scoops on top of the used grounds from the first pot.  I like the coffee from the first pot and thought I could drink strong coffee, but that second pot is damn near undrinkable.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 11:17:03 AM
Serious question for the Jarheads on the X.  Is there some part of Marine training that makes you want to drink the strongest and harshest coffee?  I work with one and he has his own coffee pot in his office.  8 scoops for 10 cups on the first go round and then the next pot he puts 5 more scoops on top of the used grounds from the first pot.  I like the coffee from the first pot and thought I could drink strong coffee, but that second pot is damn near undrinkable.

It's not a course but I gotta say I am the same way.  Very few will drink my coffee.  At the office they actually invested in a coffee service that has pre-measured packs.  They then instructed me to only use one pack per pot of coffee.....(I fuck'em anyway though and use three filters)  I like my coffee thick enough so a horse shoe will float on top of it.

I know it's better than putting cigarette tobacco in the corner of my eyes to stay awake or eating the instant coffee and shooting it with water.

Good times.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 11:18:04 AM
Serious question for the Jarheads on the X.  Is there some part of Marine training that makes you want to drink the strongest and harshest coffee?  I work with one and he has his own coffee pot in his office.  8 scoops for 10 cups on the first go round and then the next pot he puts 5 more scoops on top of the used grounds from the first pot.  I like the coffee from the first pot and thought I could drink strong coffee, but that second pot is damn near undrinkable.

Honestly, I never touch the stuff.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 23, 2013, 11:21:16 AM
Tough guy? No. Proud of being a Marine? YES!

 :thumsup:

And you have my utmost repsect, Sir
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 23, 2013, 11:29:43 AM
:thumsup:

And you have my utmost repsect, Sir

How is that different than any man that still has his balls?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: djsimp on January 23, 2013, 11:34:27 AM
Serious question for the Jarheads on the X.  Is there some part of Marine training that makes you want to drink the strongest and harshest coffee?  I work with one and he has his own coffee pot in his office.  8 scoops for 10 cups on the first go round and then the next pot he puts 5 more scoops on top of the used grounds from the first pot.  I like the coffee from the first pot and thought I could drink strong coffee, but that second pot is damn near undrinkable.

Getting up at the ass crack of dawn and doing an 1 1/2 of pt might have something to do with it.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 23, 2013, 11:39:51 AM
How is that different than any man that still has his balls?

Oh yeah?  Well....you just shut up, then.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 23, 2013, 11:43:32 AM
Serious question for the Jarheads on the X.  Is there some part of Marine training that makes you want to drink the strongest and harshest coffee?  I work with one and he has his own coffee pot in his office.  8 scoops for 10 cups on the first go round and then the next pot he puts 5 more scoops on top of the used grounds from the first pot.  I like the coffee from the first pot and thought I could drink strong coffee, but that second pot is damn near undrinkable.

Hell, if they really want nut-busting coffee they should drink French Market Coffee. That's the shit.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 23, 2013, 11:51:23 AM
It's not a course but I gotta say I am the same way.  Very few will drink my coffee.  At the office they actually invested in a coffee service that has pre-measured packs.  They then instructed me to only use one pack per pot of coffee.....(I fuck'em anyway though and use three filters)  I like my coffee thick enough so a horse shoe will float on top of it.

I know it's better than putting cigarette tobacco in the corner of my eyes to stay awake or eating the instant coffee and shooting it with water.

Good times.

I like strong coffee but his is unreal after the first pot.  We have those at work and I have used two before, that pot stays full most of the day.  I have a Keurig in my office and I have a cup that actually holds four and run a k-cup though twice.  Coffee and Copenhagen are the only things that keep me awake most mornings.

Honestly, I never touch the stuff.

You are the first Marine that I know of that doesn't.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 23, 2013, 11:55:08 AM
I like strong coffee but his is unreal after the first pot.  We have those at work and I have used two before, that pot stays full most of the day.  I have a Keurig in my office and I have a cup that actually holds four and run a k-cup though twice.  Coffee and Copenhagen are the only things that keep me awake most mornings.



What a wad of flavor. 
You can see it in her smile
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 23, 2013, 11:58:31 AM
98 P.I. 2nd Battalion E. Company.  Senior Drill Instructor SSGT. Marsh

Well, hello.  Do you like sammiches?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 23, 2013, 12:05:12 PM
What a wad of flavor. 
You can see it in her smile

Do yourself a favor.
Use Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 12:07:52 PM
If not for Copenhagen, I would not make it through the day.
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Post by: chinook on January 23, 2013, 12:21:45 PM
If not for Copenhagen, I would not make it through the day.


huuuhhh... :woodcock:

Well, hello.  Do you like sammiches?

you've got a lady offering. 



Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: DnATL on January 23, 2013, 12:45:42 PM
Sani takes his coffee the way Tarheel takes his ladies - strong, thick, and black
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 01:00:22 PM
Well, hello.  Do you like sammiches?

Watch out, she bites.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 01:02:33 PM
Sani takes his coffee the way Tarheel takes his ladies - strong, thick, and black

What's a Nubian?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 01:08:03 PM
Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 01:34:10 PM
Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit.

And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man!
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Token on January 23, 2013, 01:37:50 PM
Honestly, I never touch the stuff.

That's because you start your day with the violation of someone's constitutional rights. 
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 01:44:54 PM
Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 01:46:38 PM
Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy.

Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom black!
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 23, 2013, 01:50:42 PM
Getting up at the ass crack of dawn and doing an 1 1/2 of pt might have something to do with it.

1  1/2 of PT, jeez we called that Sat morning in the 101st.   4am to 5am calisthenics and then 5am to 6am a nice run for one hour with stops along the way for the 25/35 count.   25 pushups/35 situps and get back and run.  6 to 6:30 cool down, which was normally more push ups and sit up.

Fun times.

And I was never a coffee drinker. We would be done with PT and the lifers would get them a cup of coffee and light'em one up. Never undersdtood how they could do that.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 23, 2013, 01:52:27 PM
At least you aren't 4th like Sani.
I'm a Webelo man myself. Craftsman, Handyman and OUtdoorsman pins. But I don't like to talk about it much. "Do Your Best" MF's.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 23, 2013, 01:53:45 PM
And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man!

Vader was Republican?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 01:59:46 PM
That's because you start your day with the violation of someone's constitutional rights.

Would you like for me to tell you to "watch" what you post?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2013, 02:00:51 PM
That's because you start your day with the violation of someone's constitutional rights.

Oh...He's a democrat.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Token on January 23, 2013, 02:05:06 PM
Oh...He's a democrat.

And a hippie. 
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 02:43:12 PM
And a hippie.

You are an evil, evil man.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bgreene on January 23, 2013, 02:45:01 PM
And a hippie.

smoke and a pancake?
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: djsimp on January 23, 2013, 03:22:53 PM

Fun times.


I was MSB 101st.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 23, 2013, 06:38:16 PM
1  1/2 of PT, jeez we called that Sat morning in the 101st.   4am to 5am calisthenics and then 5am to 6am a nice run for one hour with stops along the way for the 25/35 count.   25 pushups/35 situps and get back and run.  6 to 6:30 cool down, which was normally more push ups and sit up.

Fun times.
Meanwhile, over at the Navy base, drunken sailors were just staggering back to the boat reeking of cheap booze and cheaper women.

You sand pounders and your silly push ups. Suckers, the lot of ya!
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 23, 2013, 07:15:04 PM
I remember one run at 3/187th Ft. Campbell, where it was 2 degrees above zero and all we had were those stupid yellow sweats to run in. I wore boxer underwear that morning and my shit froze numb. I had to take a pee to thaw it out.
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: AUJarhead on January 23, 2013, 09:02:34 PM
Meanwhile, over at the Navy base, drunken sailors were just staggering back to the boat reeking of cheap booze and cheaper women.

You sand pounders and your silly push ups. Suckers, the lot of ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZsERX844Tg
Title: Re: Per Soph WR Jaylon Denson, regarding the new workouts...
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 24, 2013, 10:49:29 AM
I remember one run at 3/187th Ft. Campbell, where it was 2 degrees above zero and all we had were those stupid yellow sweats to run in. I wore boxer underwear that morning and my shit froze numb. I had to take a pee to thaw it out.

I was 2nd/187th-We took off on a run when it well below freezing and had snowed/sleet the night before. We turned around (walking) back to the unit because the lead plt and hit an Icy patch and three had broken bones and was knocked out from hitting his head.

I was MSB 101st.

Not sure I remember what MSB stood for. I was gone all the time,stationed there 13 month and prolly deployed or in the field 11 of those.  The 101st was serious about their Army.
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 24, 2013, 11:22:54 AM
I was MSB 101st.
He was in the rears.

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A main (or mobile) support battalion (MSB) was a US Army logistics formation in the pre-modular army. The role of the MSB was to support soldiers in the division rear and provide designated reinforcing support to the forward support battalions. [1]
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Post by: bgreene on January 24, 2013, 11:25:40 AM
I was 2nd/187th-We took off on a run when it well below freezing and had snowed/sleet the night before. We turned around (walking) back to the unit because the lead plt and hit an Icy patch and three had broken bones and was knocked out from hitting his head.

Not sure I remember what MSB stood for. I was gone all the time,stationed there 13 month and prolly deployed or in the field 11 of those.  The 101st was serious about their Army.

my favorite, was the 25 mile "hump" in the desert of 29 palms.  The last five in gas mask.  Did I mention it was hotter than the third layer of hell?
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Post by: AUJarhead on January 24, 2013, 11:35:38 AM
29 palms

Fuck that place.
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 24, 2013, 11:53:35 AM
my favorite, was the 25 mile "hump" in the desert of 29 palms.  The last five in gas mask.  Did I mention it was hotter than the third layer of hell?
Artillery batt did that in South Korea one time and almost everyone passed out. Only upside was they didn't inhale any mosquitoes that were swarming over the rice patties.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on January 24, 2013, 12:13:48 PM
Fuck that place.

Fort Irwin & the National Training Center- The Army's all-inclusive resort in Califorina. 
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Post by: Saniflush on January 24, 2013, 12:29:51 PM
Fuck that place.

Yep.  Fuck 29 stumps
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 24, 2013, 12:51:13 PM
Here's a little trivia for you military minded enthusiasts.

What is the battle/war cry for the 3rd Brigade, 101st Division?
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Post by: Snaggletiger on January 24, 2013, 01:03:32 PM
Here's a little trivia for you military minded enthusiasts.

What is the battle/war cry for the 3rd Brigade, 101st Division?

It's Raining Men?
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 24, 2013, 01:10:25 PM
It's Raining Men?
NO. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 24, 2013, 01:13:59 PM
http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2011/02/the-badass-vietnam-photos-of-auburn-man-john-rochelle/

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/John-Rochelle-1.jpg)
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Post by: Tiger Wench on January 24, 2013, 01:52:13 PM
Here's a little trivia for you military minded enthusiasts.

What is the battle/war cry for the 3rd Brigade, 101st Division?

"Thank God!!  It's the Marines!"?
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Post by: Saniflush on January 24, 2013, 01:54:05 PM
"Thank God!!  It's the Marines!"?

 :bugs:
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Post by: bottomfeeder on January 24, 2013, 05:26:20 PM
"Thank God!!  It's the Marines!"?

Ladies first. Girlscouts always go first, long before the grunts get there.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 24, 2013, 06:23:59 PM
Here's a little trivia for you military minded enthusiasts.

What is the battle/war cry for the 3rd Brigade, 101st Division?
I don't go out with girls anymore,
I live a life of danger,
I sit in the woods and play with myself,
Weeeeeeeee! <skip> I'm a Ranger!
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Post by: bottomfeeder on April 08, 2013, 07:50:03 PM
I had to find a place to put this.