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Title: I vote to keep her....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 08, 2013, 04:50:59 PM
anywhere in my bedroom she wants to stay and despite her Updyke tattified boyfriend.
Katherine Webb on her relationship with Tide quarterback AJ McCarron: Isn't that tweet?
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2013/01/katherine_webb_on_her_relation.html#incart_maj-story-1
 


By Carol Robinson | crobinson@al.com
on January 08, 2013 at 2:00 PM, updated January 08, 2013 at 2:18 PM
View full sizeA relationship first confirmed via Twitter: Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron and Miss Alabama USA Katherine Webb. (Twitter @_KatherineWebb) 
 
Was it love at first tweet?

It might be, says overnight internet sensation Katherine Webb, the girlfriend of BCS National Championship QB AJ McCarron, oft-mentioned during Monday's broadcast and now possessor of 150,000 Twitter followers.   

The Los Angeles-based model and former Miss Alabama USA says a relationship began with a Twitter introduction and has warmed to where she plans to relocate to Tuscaloosa. Though she has already been featured in news accounts by ABC, USA Today, Fox News, Yahoo Sports and TMZ following the massive amount of airtime she got during the title game, Webb said that's not what is important to her.

"All the media attention would be awesome if I was looking to make something out of it,'' said the 23-year-old Webb. "All I want to do is date AJ. My intentions are not to feed off everything."

Webb said it was just a couple of months ago when she and McCarron were both tagged in a tweet of a mutual friend. An Auburn University graduate who was raised in a War Eagle family, the McCarron name meant little to her. The face? That was another thing.

"I grew up watching Auburn football,'' she said in a telephone interview today while caravanning to Alabama from Miami with about 20 of McCarron's family members. "I had no idea who AJ was. But I thought he was cute."

McCarron started to follow her on Twitter, and she followed him back. Next they exchanged telephone numbers and began to text. She watched him on television when Alabama won the SEC Championship. The following weekend she gave up her Miss Alabama USA crown, and it was there she and McCarron met for the first time.

"It was kind of cool,'' she said. "I didn't know he was coming until about an hour before. The first time I ever saw him, I was walking out on stage and he was on the front row. I was like, 'Oh Lord.'''

The next weekend, Webb went to Tuscaloosa to attend McCarron's graduation, and it was there she met McCarron's family for the first time. The next weekend, over McCarron's brief Christmas break, he met her family in Phenix City. A Twitter picture from her family's couch debuted the couple's relationship.

"It's pretty serious,'' Webb said today. "I would never make a major life change for a guy unless it was serious. My plan is to move back from Los Angeles to be with AJ."

Both Webb and McCarron's mom, Dee Dee Bonner, said they are truly surprised at the public interest in the couple's private life. "It's a dating relationship and I think that's funny,'' Bonner told Al.com. "I am sure there are people in the NFL who have started dating, or gotten divorced, higher-profile people who have something going on. It's comical."

Bonner said she isn't one of those moms who doesn't believe anyone is good enough for her sons. "If my boys like them, I like them,'' she said. "If AJ is happy, I am happy. If Corey is happy, I am happy."

The two have bonded. In one tweet conversation, Webb even called Bonner "Ma." "She is a sweet girl,'' Bonner said. "Everyone talks about how beautiful she is. As beautiful as she is, she is 10 times sweeter."

That's not to say that she's ready to be replaced as her son's No. 1. McCarron hugged his mom first during the post-game celebration Monday night. And Bonner said she made sure he kissed her first when he got off the bus heading to the game. "It's funny because I told her (Webb), 'We have a routine when first get there and he has to kiss me first. It's a luck thing. You can be second,''' Bonner said.

Though there has been somewhat of a backlash against Brent Musburger since he gushed over Webb's beauty and launched her social media fame, Webb defended the longtime broadcaster. "He was complimentary, not creepy,'' Webb said. "I think it's unfair that people are giving him a hard time."

Webb said her phone has been blowing up since the first sighting. "I've been getting weird tweets from guys since the game,'' she said. "I really want to tweet back and say, 'Why are you tweeting me? Don't you know I am in a relationship?'"

Webb said she is simply stunned at the notoriety she has gained in less than 24 hours. "I never thought me and AJ and our relationship would get this much publicity,'' she said. "I am so overwhelmed right now."

More on Katherine Webb and AJ McCarron:
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 08, 2013, 05:11:52 PM
In less than a month she is moving cross country for this dude?

Sounds like a great idea to me! What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Godfather on January 08, 2013, 05:17:39 PM
In less than a month she is moving cross country for this dude?

Sounds like a great idea to me! What could possibly go wrong?
His draft status.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 08, 2013, 05:18:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: AUownsU on January 08, 2013, 09:24:38 PM
Where the fuck are they getting this former Miss Alabama shit? That bitch was never Miss Alabama.

http://www.missalabama.com/index.cfm/History.cfm
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: The Six on January 08, 2013, 10:23:47 PM
Tainted goods. I'll pass.

AJ's sloppy seconds aren't of interest to me.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2013, 08:37:16 AM
Tainted goods. I'll pass.

AJ's sloppy seconds aren't of interest to me.

Thats assuming AJ knows what to do with it.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 09, 2013, 08:40:00 AM
Thats assuming AJ knows what to do with it.

Dress her in football pads and put it in her brown hole. 
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: The Prowler on January 09, 2013, 08:47:12 AM
uat wins their 3rd National Championship in four years (split title the past two years, LSU & aTm, but whatever) but a Auburn Alum, former Miss Alabama USA (a Division I-AA Miss Alabama pageant) steals the show...LMAO!!!!
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2013, 09:10:36 AM
Dress her in football pads and put it in her brown hole.

It might shove it around a little bit before he hits it.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 09, 2013, 09:52:10 AM
Say what you will but I gotta hand it to her for walking away from the budding modeling career in LA to follow true love. It's a beauuuutiful story. True love wins in the end! At least until the low budget porn movies surface.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: AWK on January 09, 2013, 10:25:33 AM
Traitor whure.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 09, 2013, 05:39:21 PM
(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_3jjsvCUAAlNtr.jpg)
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Shug Dye on January 10, 2013, 10:48:30 AM
Traitor whure.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Saniflush on January 10, 2013, 11:10:40 AM
Almost as good as me calling a date last week a "supper whore".  Note to self, no matter how true it is, they do not like to hear it.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2013, 12:03:18 PM
http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/01/auburn-grad-katherine-webb-on-the-today-show/
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Shug Dye on January 10, 2013, 12:08:30 PM
Almost as good as me calling a date last week a "supper whore".  Note to self, no matter how true it is, they do not like to hear it.
 
If she put out, dinner is still cheaper than a hooker in the long run.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: AWK on January 10, 2013, 12:12:15 PM
Benedict Arnold.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2013, 12:12:38 PM
She wore bama stuff...she is dead to me.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 12:16:43 PM
 
If she put out, dinner is still cheaper than a hooker in the long run.

And a lot less STD's.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Shug Dye on January 10, 2013, 12:33:52 PM
And a lot less STD's.

You assume much when it comes to the dating pool in Georgia.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 10, 2013, 12:34:04 PM
She wore bama stuff...she is dead to me.

THIS^^^^^^^^^^^ It's like a cheating wife or girlfriend. It'll never be the same.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Saniflush on January 10, 2013, 12:51:56 PM
 
If she put out, dinner is still cheaper than a hooker in the long run.

She did not.  I stand by my supper whore comment.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 10, 2013, 01:53:45 PM
She wore bama stuff...she is dead to me.
I never would have suspected you a necrophiliac.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 02:11:11 PM
 :meme:  I'd fuck her. 
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 02:14:42 PM
:meme:  I'd fuck her.

I doubt she is that heavy of a drinker.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 02:17:09 PM
I doubt she is that heavy of a drinker.

That's why you should always keep a stash of ecstacy so you can slip one in.....I mean...uh, what the hell ever.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Saniflush on January 10, 2013, 02:19:25 PM
That's why you should always keep a stash of ecstacy so you can slip one in.....I mean...uh, what the hell ever.

One roofie colada coming up.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 02:28:12 PM
That's why you should always keep a stash of ecstacy so you can slip one in.....I mean...uh, what the hell ever.

Ecstasy is an illegal substance sir. Anyone who cares would know that.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 02:32:09 PM
Ecstasy is an illegal substance sir. Anyone who cares would know that.

I got passion in my pants.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 02:37:40 PM
I got passion in my pants.

I don't care what her stripper name his.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFSWsKiWNBc   
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2013, 03:13:28 PM
One roofie colada coming up.
(http://i.qkme.me/35rigt.jpg)
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 10, 2013, 03:15:12 PM
 
If she put out, dinner is still cheaper than a hooker in the long run.

One dinner is cheaper than a hooker.  After a while the cost of dinners add up and you have had to put up with her shit the entire time, whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her cash.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 10, 2013, 03:20:13 PM
One dinner is cheaper than a hooker.  After a while the cost of dinners add up and you have had to put up with her shoot the entire time, whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her cash.

Plus penicillin is free at Publix.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2013, 03:20:44 PM
One dinner is cheaper than a hooker.  After a while the cost of dinners add up and you have had to put up with her shit the entire time, whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her cash.

Listen to him.  He's pre-med
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 03:24:48 PM
whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her cash.

Remember, class: you don't pay hookers for sex; you pay them to leave.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 03:32:03 PM
One dinner is cheaper than a hooker.  After a while the cost of dinners add up and you have had to put up with her shit the entire time, whereas the hooker is gone as soon as she gets her YOUR cash.

FTFY
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Saniflush on January 10, 2013, 03:37:43 PM
Remember, class: you don't pay hookers for sex; you pay them to leave.

Who knows?????


This guy!
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 03:42:23 PM
Who knows?????


This guy!

Sometimes you pay them to poop on their face.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 10, 2013, 03:45:09 PM
Remember, class: you don't pay hookersEx-wifes for sex; you pay them to leave.

Adjusted

Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2013, 03:50:54 PM
Sometimes you pay them to poop on their face.
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Saniflush watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Saniflush jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 10, 2013, 03:56:58 PM
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Saniflush watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Saniflush jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

Yo, she called you retarded.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Godfather on January 10, 2013, 04:09:38 PM
Yo, she called you retarded.
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 10, 2013, 09:39:21 PM
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fudgein' friend's brown, while Saniflush watches, and fudgein' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my richard so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fudgein' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Saniflush jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.
I had two hookers in Memphis and a plan for something along these lines, until they overpowered me, tied me up, stuffed my fruities in my mouf, shat in my bed and left with my money. Never do business with cousins.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Saniflush on January 11, 2013, 07:12:20 AM
I had two hookers in Memphis and a plan for something along these lines, until they overpowered me, tied me up, stuffed my fruities in my mouf, shat in my bed and left with my money. Never do business with cousins.

-10
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Godfather on January 11, 2013, 09:29:41 AM
Oh, I'm crazy? Cyril, you're the one who killed a perfectly good hooker.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 11, 2013, 06:05:12 PM
-10
What is Zero minus 10.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Vandy Vol on January 11, 2013, 06:12:33 PM
What is Zero minus 10.

I have a hard on for $200, Alex.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 11, 2013, 06:13:39 PM
What is Zero minus 10.
Zero Minus Ten, published in 1997, is the first novel by Raymond Benson.

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes to travel a centimetre in a vaccum.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: AUChizad on January 11, 2013, 06:15:27 PM
http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/01/auburn-grad-katherine-webb-will-in-in-2013-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue/
Quote
Auburn grad Katherine Webb will in 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Written by Staff Featured, People Jan 11, 2013

“A lot of people have said I’m the anti-Kim Kardashian and I’m all right with that.”

Maxim? Please. This is Auburn graduate Katherine Webb we’re talking about, America’s overnight sweetheart, the “anti-Kim Kardashian,” as she says some folks have called her (“I’m from Alabama and I have morals and I have class”). Think a little classier, a little bigger… you know… Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue big.

Yep, after Webb let the tweet out of the bag for a split second this morning, SI has officially confirmed it. And posted a Q&A with Webb to boot. Here’s the part we care about:

    SI.com: What has it been like to be an Auburn grad dating an Alabama student? Can you even walk around the Auburn campus anymore?

    Webb: Luckily, I graduated in May 2011, so I haven’t had a reason to go back on campus unless it’s been for a football game. I’ve had a little bit of backlash from Auburn, and I understand. Auburn and Alabama have one of the biggest rivalries in all of college football. But I lived in Los Angeles and there aren’t a lot of great guys in L.A., so for me to find someone who has a good, humble heart and who is amazing and treats me so well, that’s a really special find for me. At the end of the day, football is just a game. I don’t care if he’s from Alabama or wherever, I don’t pay attention to the rivalry when it comes to my personal relationship.


Just so we’re clear, most folks likely don’t have a problem with the dating; mixed marriages are an accepted fact of life in the Heart of Dixie. It’s the seeming assimilation–all that rolling and tiding on camera. But hey.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2013, 06:36:57 PM
What is Zero minus 10.

I don't know about zero minus ten but ten percent of nothing is - let me do the math here.  Nothing into nothing... Carry the nothing...
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 11, 2013, 06:47:51 PM
What is Zero minus 10????

This is a bit vague. Could you narrow it down a bit?
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2013, 07:51:50 PM
Maybe I am looking at her all wrong.  She is obviously using his sorry McTatted ass as a stepping stone to bigger things.  Whorish things, and her choice of methods is sketchy, but admirable in a sense. If it leaves a Turd with a broken heart and crushed spirit, that's a plus.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 11, 2013, 08:51:19 PM
Maybe I am looking at her all wrong.  She is obviously using his sorry McTatted ass as a stepping stone to bigger things.  Whorish things, and her choice of methods is sketchy, but admirable in a sense. If it leaves a Turd with a broken heart and crushed spirit, that's a plus.
I don't really mind her using what she has to get what she wants.  She can use me.  I'll even get a tat on my hairy man boobs that reads "CLASSY DADDY" if she wants.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: AUownsU on January 13, 2013, 10:28:51 AM
If she were a true Auburn woman she'd get AJ to fall in love with her over the next year and then send him a text of her sucking UAT's center's dick right before the 2013 Iron Bowl.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 13, 2013, 10:31:57 AM
If she were a true Auburn woman she'd get AJ to fall in love with her over the next year and then send him a text of her sucking UAT's center's dick right before the 2013 Iron Bowl.
THIS^^^^^^OTFLMAO!

Her sister is fine too.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/01/auburn-sophomore-laurie-webb-talks-big-sister-katherines-new-found-fame/

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sisters.jpg)
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 13, 2013, 03:59:39 PM
If she were a true Auburn woman she'd get AJ to fall in love with her over the next year and then send him a text of her sucking UAT's center's dick right before the 2013 Iron Bowl.

I like how you think.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 13, 2013, 05:05:11 PM
If she were a true Auburn woman she'd get AJ to fall in love with her over the next year and then send him a text of her sucking UAT's center's richard right before the 2013 Iron Bowl.
This is a perverted and disgusting thought. I like the way you think.
Title: Re: I vote to keep her....
Post by: GH2001 on January 15, 2013, 09:05:22 PM
THIS^^^^^^OTFLMAO!

Her sister is fine too.

http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/01/auburn-sophomore-laurie-webb-talks-big-sister-katherines-new-found-fame/

(http://www.thewareaglereader.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sisters.jpg)

A friend I run with dated her sister as recently as last year. He fucked it up. I tell him what a dumbass he is daily. He still has some nice pics of her on his fb acct.