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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on October 13, 2012, 03:34:31 PM
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Deuces
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Patience...
War Satan.
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:clap:
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I've already said I would decline my option to enforce the wager.
I, for one, don't want you to leave.
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I've already said I would decline my option to enforce the wager.
I, for one, don't want you to leave.
Especially not if he's finally seen the light.
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I've already said I would decline my option to enforce the wager.
I, for one, don't want you to leave.
Neither do I, I want to hear about how we are improving, that this was some kind of moral victory and we just need be patience with this staff.
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Stay around. I need some laughter.
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Neither do I, I want to hear about how we are improving, that this was some kind of moral victory and we just need be patience with this staff.
If he feels that way, the bet needs to be enforced.
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No, please point out the improvements this week, cause my virgin eyes saw none.
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Lucifer wins again
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haha...cheers brother.
That shit was funny...
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I've already said I would decline my option to enforce the wager.
I, for one, don't want you to leave.
I think it he is embracing it as a blessing. He knows he can't spin it anymore.
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I think it he is embracing it as a blessing. He knows he can't spin it anymore.
What is happening with Prowler? I missed the post.
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#56 Ashton Richardson...Improvement
Offensive Play Calling...Improvement
Clint Moseley...Improvement (over what we have, yes he cowered once *he didn't have time to throw it away and didn't have anywhere to run, hint SLADE & Tunde fucked it up on that one)
Patrick Miller...take him out back and â€put downâ€
Coach Grimes...Bye, wish you would've taken the Texas job after the 2010 season...in CTT's TEN YEARS we had one OL that was compete garbage #69 Mark Pera, I've seen THREE just in the past TWO YEARS!!! That are among the Complete Garbage list, AJ Greene (2010 & '11), Chad Slade (2011 & '12 and Patrick Miller (2012).
Everything else...No Improvement or went backwards. We apparently don't have the defense to defend against the HUNH Spread type attack, that or CBVG can't coach against it *probably a little of both*
One more thing, WE!!! Fuck you dipshit. You'd better hope I never see you at any TigersX events...fucking piece of shit bammer (yeah, I'm calling you out Bitch).
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What is happening with Prowler? I missed the post.
While predicting that Ole Miss wouldn't score 14 on AU, Prowler accepted a leave the board for a week bet if Ole Miss wins proposed by Kaos. Kaos did say that he would never hold Prowler to it, but at this point, it's doing Prowler a favor, so I'm sure he will enforce it upon himself.
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While predicting that Ole Miss wouldn't score 14 on AU, Prowler accepted a leave the board for a week bet if Ole Miss wins proposed by Kaos. Kaos did say that he would never hold Prowler to it, but at this point, it's doing Prowler a favor, so I'm sure he will enforce it upon himself.
Fuck you, goat humping inbred bammer.
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.....but at this point, it's doing Prowler a favor, so I'm sure he will enforce it upon himself.
One would think so. Hell, I didn't make a bet but feel like imposing a ban from football for myself for the next 10 months.
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One more thing, WE!!! Fuck you dipshit. You'd better hope I never see you at any TigersX events...fucking piece of shit bammer (yeah, I'm calling you out Bitch).
What the fuck you god damn lunatic mother fucker...
I thought you were admitting that we needed to fire everyone and I thought the god damn post was funny.
I am not sure when I will be around, but I will god damn let you know if you feel like you have something to prove.
You think I am scared of a retarded fucking beligirent monkey? Fuck you and fuck that!
You may beat my ass, but I gauran god damn tee you I will get up, spit in your fucking ugly fucking gold grilled out face and tell you fuck you till you beat my ass again. It won't be easy you stupid fucking retard...
You are a worthless piece of shit internet bad ass...
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Fuck you, goat humping inbred bammer.
Don't get pissed at him-He is a bammer (so fuck him) but your a homer and can't see what a shit storm this staff and admin has caused for us.
Without Cam in 2010 he leads us to another 8-5.
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What the fuck you god damn lunatic mother fucker...
I thought you were admitting that we needed to fire everyone and I thought the god damn post was funny.
I am not sure when I will be around, but I will god damn let you know if you feel like you have something to prove.
You think I am scared of a retarded fucking beligirent monkey? Fuck you and fuck that!
You may beat my ass, but I gauran god damn tee you I will get up, spit in your fucking ugly fucking gold grilled out face and tell you fuck you till you beat my ass again. It won't be easy you stupid fucking retard...
You are a worthless piece of shit internet bad ass...
Ahhhh-I thought he was talking to me (and just left off the D)
I got Army skills-I think I can take him-And I'll be town in two weeks to tailgate. Fuck going to the game.
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Offensive Play Calling...Improvement
What game did you watch?
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Ahhhh-I thought he was talking to me (and just left off the D)
I got Army skills-I think I can take him-And I'll be town in two weeks to tailgate. Fuck going to the game.
That's what I'm talking about! I have to come down to square away a traffic ticket from the Arkansas game. This could be the 1st annual TigersX Battle Royal. It'll be way more interesting than the game.
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#56 Ashton Richardson...Improvement
Offensive Play Calling...Improvement
Clint Moseley...Improvement (over what we have, yes he cowered once *he didn't have time to throw it away and didn't have anywhere to run, hint SLADE & Tunde fucked it up on that one)
Patrick Miller...take him out back and â€put downâ€
Coach Grimes...Bye, wish you would've taken the Texas job after the 2010 season...in CTT's TEN YEARS we had one OL that was compete garbage #69 Mark Pera, I've seen THREE just in the past TWO YEARS!!! That are among the Complete Garbage list, AJ Greene (2010 & '11), Chad Slade (2011 & '12 and Patrick Miller (2012).
Everything else...No Improvement or went backwards. We apparently don't have the defense to defend against the HUNH Spread type attack, that or CBVG can't coach against it *probably a little of both*
One more thing, WE!!! Fuck you dipshit. You'd better hope I never see you at any TigersX events...fucking piece of shit bammer (yeah, I'm calling you out Bitch).
Prayers sent.
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That's what I'm talking about! I have to come down to square away a traffic ticket from the Arkansas game. This could be the 1st annual TigersX Battle Royal. It'll be way more interesting than the game.
I'm in=Just gotta find me a sleazy manager who will hit folks when nobody is looking.
Or a hot chick who wants to be(nevermind)-Better look for a manager.
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Offensive Play Calling...Improvement..
:muttley:
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I'm in=Just gotta find me a sleazy manager who will hit folks when nobody is looking.
Or a hot chick who wants to be(nevermind)-Better look for a manager.
I have a tennis racket and a pair of tinted glasses. I'll be your Jim Cornette.
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:muttley:
Mason 13 carries first half, 5 second half. Championship!
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(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12731_10150925133042325_78696842_n.jpg)
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I have a tennis racket and a pair of tinted glasses. I'll be your Jim Cornette.
I think you'd be better as Paul Bearer to his Undertaker.
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While predicting that Ole Miss wouldn't score 14 on AU, Prowler accepted a leave the board for a week bet if Ole Miss wins proposed by Kaos. Kaos did say that he would never hold Prowler to it, but at this point, it's doing Prowler a favor, so I'm sure he will enforce it upon himself.
I stayed away for over three months during the Spring and early summer with my garden. I checked things out from time to time but no subject was compelling enough for me to break from what I was doing so I just continued on. I'm fairly well rounded mind you but now that the program is possessed by Satan I might have to take up a new hobby or something, and who could blame me?
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I think you'd be better as Paul Bearer to his Undertaker.
I'll need me a threatening name- The demon from Dallas or something gayer. :facepalm:
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I'll need me a threatening name- The demon from Dallas or something gayer. :facepalm:
The Killer Keen.
A la Freddie Mercury. Threatening AND ghey.
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I'll need me a threatening name- The demon from Dallas or something gayer. :facepalm:
Come dressed in an Auburn jersey and your name will be Roadkill.
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I'll need me a threatening name- The demon from Dallas or something gayer. :facepalm:
You need a proper outfit. A giant belt buckle would be keen you being from Texas. I suggest a cape. Nothing says I'm a crazy mofo like a cape. And circle your prey, like a caged animal. This has a dizzying effect. That's about all I got... oh look for an exit as soon as you arrive and lose the cape because if it goes over your head you're done, just like a jacket. Good luck War Eagle with a D.
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The Killer Keen.
A la Freddie Mercury. Threatening AND ghey.
The Keen Machine?
If I wasn't so lazy and had not already bought airline ticket's, I would bring the keen-It would add the the atmosphere.
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What the fuck you god damn lunatic mother fucker...
I thought you were admitting that we needed to fire everyone and I thought the god damn post was funny.
I am not sure when I will be around, but I will god damn let you know if you feel like you have something to prove.
You think I am scared of a retarded fucking beligirent monkey? Fuck you and fuck that!
You may beat my ass, but I gauran god damn tee you I will get up, spit in your fucking ugly fucking gold grilled out face and tell you fuck you till you beat my ass again. It won't be easy you stupid fucking retard...
You are a worthless piece of shit internet bad ass...
Godfather - Just ask yourself this: What would Paul Finebaum do? I think we should get this set up. TigersX Death Match.
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You need a proper outfit. A giant belt buckle would be keen you being from Texas. I suggest a cape. Nothing says I'm a crazy mofo like a cape. And circle your prey, like a caged animal. This has a dizzying effect. That's about all I got... oh look for an exit as soon as you arrive and lose the cape because if it goes over your head you're done, just like a jacket. Good luck War Eagle with a D.
A + post...
You have stepped up your game...
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Come dressed in an Auburn jersey and your name will be Roadkill.
Won't work, opposition will laugh themselves into a coma
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Godfather - Just ask yourself this: What would Paul Finebaum do? I think we should get this set up. TigersX Death Match.
I would think we should bring this to the administration and do it at 1/2 time-They are going to be struggling to put people in the stands. But then again they prolly would not-They would be embarrassed that our 1/2 time show had more folks then the game.
Keen machine VS name for Prowler?
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Keen machine VS name for Prowler?
Blind Loyalty?
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Keen Machine vs. Head Movies
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Assuming it's a sanctioned event I suggest there be weapons, the more archaic the better. How do you feel about a rope chain and mace Dallaswareagle?
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Keen Machine vs. Head Movies
The reviews from Kaos would be brutal.
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For the record when a team starts as shitty as ours did this year, it is not difficult to show signs of improvement. It's like starting the school year with an F then a D looks so much better. Point being, what games are we going to win? Name them now then serve your crow when you are correct.
Arkansas
Ole Miss
Vanderbilt
Texas A&M
New Mexico St
Alabama A&M
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=19423.msg285504#msg285504
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Assuming it's a sanctioned event I suggest there be weapons, the more archaic the better. How do you feel about a rope chain and mace Dallaswareagle?
Being that its the X-it should be weapons that are so stupid that yet no gets hurt but yet you feel pain.
Like a Nerf dildos.
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The reviews from Kaos would be brutal.
True, I'm still smarting from my "Dark Shadows" entry 6 mos. ago.
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What game did you watch?
Yeah what you said.
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At his point, we should all meet just to drink. I love AU football, but it's gonna take some fortitude to hold on this season. (Or a lot of beer)
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At his point, we should all meet just to drink. I love AU football, but it's gonna take some fortitude to hold on this season. (Or a lot of beer)
I'd go for the beer.
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At his point, we should all meet just to drink. I love AU football, but it's gonna take some fortitude to hold on this season. (Or a lot of beer)
I'll bring some, I would just as soon sit at the tailgate and drink then waste time going to the game.
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At his point, we should all meet just to drink. I love AU football, but it's gonna take some fortitude to hold on this season. (Or a lot of beer)
Great idea!!
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Great idea!!
I agree. No fighting till after we drink. And that will be because I kick all your sissy asses at cornhole!
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Great idea!!
I suggest A&M the lesser.
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I agree. No fighting till after we drink. And that will be because I kick all your sissy asses at cornhole!
Cornhole & nerf dildos - this should guarantee an appearance by snaggle.
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I suggest A&M the lesser.
Make it so. I think most will be there anyway.
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I agree. No fighting till after we drink. And that will be because I kick all your sissy asses at cornhole!
Something about that statement makes me nervous.
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Something about that statement makes me nervous.
Bring soap on a rope!
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I'll bring some, I would just as soon sit at the tailgate and drink then waste time going to the game.
I will be at the TAMU debacle and am seriously contemplating staying put at the tailgate with my cooler and you bums, and wasting the tickets. Expensive tailgate but less painful. At least until the next morning.
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I will be at the TAMU debacle and am seriously contemplating staying put at the tailgate with my cooler and you bums, and wasting the tickets. Expensive tailgate but less painful. At least until the next morning.
Sell your tickets to another au fan. It's a no lose that way.
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Sell your tickets to another au fan. It's a no lose that way.
Can't be that many left. But I will look to do that when I am there.
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I have two tickets to sell- face value or a 12 pack of blue moon.
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I will be at the TAMU debacle and am seriously contemplating staying put at the tailgate with my cooler and you bums, and wasting the tickets. Expensive tailgate but less painful. At least until the next morning.
Exactly our plans. We will sell our tickets hangout with folks and go to the house.
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Not excited in the least about it, but I have luxury box tickets for aTm.
30th birthday.
Will probably be getting torn down like it was my 21st.
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Oh and a corndog buddy is coming down with me for his first time in Auburn.
Sure the atmosphere will be electrifying.
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Exactly our plans. We will sell our tickets hangout with folks and go to the house.
Would like to see as many X'ers at the tailgate as possible-Make thr trip more worth while.
If it wasn't for the tailgate-Playing golf on friday at the country club and staying with someone (offset hotel cost) we would not even make the trip.
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That's what I'm talking about! I have to come down to square away a traffic ticket from the Arkansas game. This could be the 1st annual TigersX Battle Royal. It'll be way more interesting than the game.
I'm ALL IN!!!
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Fuck you, goat humping inbred bammer.
It's not my fault that you make dumbass predictions and say stupid shit based on nothing but your raging homerism. You brought this on yourself. You've been doing nothing but running around telling everybody how big of a dumbass they are because we don't see what you see. NOBODY sees what you see. What kind of reception did you expect to get after all of the bullshit we have had to endure from you?
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It's not my fault that you make dumbass predictions and say stupid shit based on nothing but your raging homerism. You brought this on yourself. You've been doing nothing but running around telling everybody how big of a dumbass they are because we don't see what you see. NOBODY sees what you see. What kind of reception did you expect to get after all of the bullshit we have had to endure from you?
None of us want to see what he sees.
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I think you'd be better as Paul Bearer to his Undertaker.
I'll dig up Shane, burn what's left of him, pour his ass into an urn, shit on his ashes, and then whomp the first motherfucker in the head with him that comes at me with a nerf dildo.
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I'll dig up Shane, burn what's left of him, pour his ass into an urn, shit on his ashes, and then whomp the first motherfucker in the head with him that comes at me with a nerf dildo.
You use your mouth purtier than a $20 whore.
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I'll dig up Shane, burn what's left of him, pour his ass into an urn, shit on his ashes, and then whomp the first motherfucker in the head with him that comes at me with a nerf dildo.
You make the tailgate-I'll find a nerf dildo.
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Just a word of warning to all you inbred bammer wanna-be fuckers...I've been working out. I'm huge!
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Just a word of warning to all you inbred bammer wanna-be fuckers...I've been working out. I'm huge!
On the Internets so am I.
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Would like to see as many X'ers at the tailgate as possible-Make thr trip more worth while.
If it wasn't for the tailgate-Playing golf on friday at the country club and staying with someone (offset hotel cost) we would not even make the trip.
Wish I could go, but I'll be in South Dakota. I'm sure we are kicking off at around 9:00 am so I will already be out hunting by halftime.
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Sell your tickets to another au fan. It's a no lose that way.
Right. Like I am gonna be able to sell those tickets. Probably could not pay someone to take them.
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FTR, I hate that you guys are having this bad of a season. I still remember being 4-9 in 2003. Worst game I've ever been to in my life was the USCe game that year. GD I hate that feeling.
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Right. Like I am gonna be able to sell those tickets. Probably could not pay someone to take them.
Could sell 'em to some aggie, them guys will buy anything
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Could sell 'em to some aggie, them guys will buy anything
Bought 'em from an aggy. Now who looks stupid...? :facepalm:
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FTR, I hate that you guys are having this bad of a season. I still remember being 4-9 in 2003. Worst game I've ever been to in my life was the USCe game that year. GD I hate that feeling.
Part of me appreciates you very much for saying that. I still shake my head and wonder how the hell such a nice guy could be a turd.
Then the other part of me says "Fuck, I hate being pitied by a bammer..."
:cage:
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Part of me appreciates you very much for saying that. I still shake my head and wonder how the hell such a nice guy could be a turd.
Then the other part of me says "Fuck, I hate being pitied by a bammer..."
:cage:
Don't let him draw you in, he will break your heart before Valentines.
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Don't let him draw you in, he will break your heart before Valentines.
Coughlin's Law: anything else is always something better.
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The only game I'm going to the rest of the Season is UGA. My 6th Wedding Anniversay is October 28th so making the A&M game is impossible.
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Upon referring to the future, VanGorder made it clear this wasn't necessarily a "wait 'til next year" concession.
"I don't think that we can use the word patience in our room. I don't think the Auburn people would agree with patience. That's not our business," VanGorder said. "We're trying to speed the process up, and that requires a sense of urgency from all of us."
Halfway through this wayward season, Auburn opponents are averaging 416.7 yards per game. If sustained, the Tigers would reset last year's worst single-season defense (408.0 yards) in school history.
"You get what you earn in this business," VanGorder said. "We've got to get better, we've got to coach better, players have got to play better. We keep saying that. And we're at the ground level trying to build our house and it's going to take a lot of work, as I've been saying."
Read more here: http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/2012/10/13/2238741/auburn-football-notes-struggling.html#storylink=cpy
So Am I supposed to have patience or not, I am so confused.
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So Am I supposed to have patience or not, I am so confused.
I want to know why we're at "ground level" four years into the Chizik years behind some of the allegedly best recruiting in AU history.
Two simple questions to this abomination:
1) How did it get fucked in the first place.
2) Does anyone believe Chiz has the wherewithal to unfuck it.
My personal opinion is the NC changed him. It made him incapable or unwilling to consider that he might be wrong or that his "blueprint" is a failure. Frankly his "blueprint" was a disaster of epic proportions at Iowa State. He took a team on reasonably solid (for that program) ground and razed it to the ground.
I'm mystified as to how he avoided making the same shit sandwich at AU but have come to wonder if luck doesn't play a significant role, particularly over the last three seasons.
Even in the beauty that was 2010, even with the best single individual performance in CFB history and a Heisman winner, there was the doinked FG by Clemson, the 27-point hole at Bama *that could easily have been 42* the craziness at Kentucky and giving up more points than any AU team in history.
Last year was smoke and mirrors. Utah State, MSU and South Carolina were all games that could easily have gone the other way. Would 5-8 last year have been acceptable?
Like most I'm apathetic now. Will be glad when Jay Jacobs is gone.
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I want to know why we're at "ground level" four years into the Chizik years behind some of the allegedly best recruiting in AU history.
Two simple questions to this abomination:
1) How did it get fucked in the first place.
2) Does anyone believe Chiz has the wherewithal to unfuck it.
My personal opinion is the NC changed him. It made him incapable or unwilling to consider that he might be wrong or that his "blueprint" is a failure. Frankly his "blueprint" was a disaster of epic proportions at Iowa State. He took a team on reasonably solid (for that program) ground and razed it to the ground.
I'm mystified as to how he avoided making the same shit sandwich at AU but have come to wonder if luck doesn't play a significant role, particularly over the last three seasons.
Even in the beauty that was 2010, even with the best single individual performance in CFB history and a Heisman winner, there was the doinked FG by Clemson, the 27-point hole at Bama *that could easily have been 42* the craziness at Kentucky and giving up more points than any AU team in history.
Last year was smoke and mirrors. Utah State, MSU and South Carolina were all games that could easily have gone the other way. Would 5-8 last year have been acceptable?
Like most I'm apathetic now. Will be glad when Jay Jacobs is gone.
I don't need to engage in "what might have been if..." games to justify firing him over what we have now. There's simply no excuse to be as bad as we are. I don't know for sure why it is the way it is, just know what I hear. It is the way it is. And from what I hear is going on, it's not going to change.
Clean house from Dye on down to greenest Grad. Asst.
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I want to know why we're at "ground level" four years into the Chizik years behind some of the allegedly best recruiting in AU history.
Two simple questions to this abomination:
1) How did it get fucked in the first place.
2) Does anyone believe Chiz has the wherewithal to unfuck it.
My personal opinion is the NC changed him. It made him incapable or unwilling to consider that he might be wrong or that his "blueprint" is a failure. Frankly his "blueprint" was a disaster of epic proportions at Iowa State. He took a team on reasonably solid (for that program) ground and razed it to the ground.
I'm mystified as to how he avoided making the same shit sandwich at AU but have come to wonder if luck doesn't play a significant role, particularly over the last three seasons.
Even in the beauty that was 2010, even with the best single individual performance in CFB history and a Heisman winner, there was the doinked FG by Clemson, the 27-point hole at Bama *that could easily have been 42* the craziness at Kentucky and giving up more points than any AU team in history.
Last year was smoke and mirrors. Utah State, MSU and South Carolina were all games that could easily have gone the other way. Would 5-8 last year have been acceptable?
Like most I'm apathetic now. Will be glad when Jay Jacobs is gone.
I think the timing of Tub's last senior class and the ripeness of Malzahn's offense with the ideal trigger man was the perfect storm. There might be a guideline for success on this level but one also must be flexible enough to deal with variables especially when ditching an offense or defense whether it was thriving or not. In my way of thinking, he might believe he has a blueprint that he thinks is for the ages, but the one size fits all rigidity has led us to where we are today. With that mentality Chizik then makes a statement about the teams problems and how he intends to fix it doing anything but. The problem is then compounded by another one because he then sticks to nothing. It might be a combination of poor decisions, key personnel leaving and second guessing but I have no confidence in him as a HC or his ability to turn things around as of yesterday.. It sadens me but that's where I am.
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Could sell 'em to some aggie, them guys will buy anything
I don't think they will travel that well to this game-Remember when Auburn was good? Would you travel to see them play a 1-6 team?
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Coughlin's Law: anything else is always something better.
More appropriate for this football season:
Coughlin's Law: Bury the dead; they stink up the joint.
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More appropriate for this football season:
Coughlin's Law: Bury the dead; they stink up the joint.
Cocktails and Dreams.
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Cocktails and Dreams.
I have always wanted to do naughty things to Elizabeth Shue.
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I have always wanted to do naughty things to Elizabeth Shue.
Especially under a waterfall.
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Cocktails and Dreams.
I see it in Pink Neon..blink...blink...blinkity...blink
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Shue?
You have no idea.
(http://blog.rogersbroadcasting.com/cynicalcinema/files/2011/01/elizabeth-shue.jpg)
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WE!!! I won't be able to make a game this year, we'll have to sanction it some other time (even though there would be more intensity in the 5-10 minute scuffle than the Auburn team would showcase for 60 minutes).