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Title: Too many channels on TV
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 23, 2012, 11:23:20 AM
While scanning the TV (Direct TV) last night waiting on the wife to come home so we could go out to eat. ($1.00 beers) I ran across this and realized I had too many channels to view. 

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/polka.jpg)
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 11:27:36 AM
Fucking Germans and all of their neighboring cousins.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 23, 2012, 11:29:21 AM
Fucking Germans and all of their neighboring cousins.

Crappy dancing-Good beers.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 11:30:22 AM
Crappy dancing-Good beers.
The crappy dancing comes from crappy music.

They love David Hasselfart - enough said.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 23, 2012, 11:33:36 AM
The crappy dancing comes from crappy music.

They love David Hasselfart - enough said.

That would make me drink a lot (more) too.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 23, 2012, 01:27:46 PM
The crappy dancing comes from crappy music.



Hey!  "Der Kommissar" was art!

Oh-oh!
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2012, 01:36:58 PM
Hey!  "Der Kommissar" was art!

Oh-oh!

Ya Ya  Der Kommissar's in town
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 23, 2012, 01:44:50 PM
Ya Ya  Der Kommissar's in town

Wift 99 luft buallons.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 02:02:51 PM
Hey!  "Der Kommissar" was art!

Oh-oh!

Not so fast my friend! Falco was Austrian.

Seriously, their music all sucks. Der Cum-a-stain, 99 balloons, Hasselhoff...... :puke:
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 23, 2012, 02:15:49 PM
Not so fast my friend! Falco was Austrian.

Seriously, their music all sucks. Der Cum-a-stain, 99 balloons, Hasselhoff...... :puke:

Woah now!  Rammstein is pretty legit.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2012, 02:20:39 PM
Woah now!  Rammstein is pretty legit.

I was doing this babe one night and got rammstain on her dress
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 23, 2012, 02:21:09 PM
Woah now!  Rammstein is pretty legit.

Du hast mich.




Nein!




You just can't go wrong with lyrics like that.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 23, 2012, 03:14:26 PM
Ain't no party like a Polka party, cause a Polka party just don't stop!
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: AWK on August 23, 2012, 04:36:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFo-C_OpQDc
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 04:39:17 PM
Woah now!  Rammstein is pretty legit.

How do they compare to these?

Beatles
MJ
Stones
Led Zepp
Elvis
Eagles
KISS
Queen
Chuck Berry
Temptations
Eric Clapton
Boy George
Fleetwood Mac
Beach Boys
Foo Fighters
Pink Floyd
Elton John
Spice Girls
U2
Prince
Metallica
Hank Williams
Jason Isbell and the 400 unit - I keed!

The Krauts havent had decent music since Strauss and Bach. Dallas is right - it's why they drink so much beer.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: djsimp on August 23, 2012, 04:42:14 PM
Somebody is gonna be in trooouble.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 04:44:46 PM
I know AUT1 and K will be pissed about the Isbell and KISS digs but VV and Snags can just get over the fact that Boy George and Spice Girls were crossed out.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2012, 04:51:35 PM
I know AUT1 and K will be pissed about the Isbell and KISS digs but VV and Snags can just get over the fact that Boy George and Spice Girls were crossed out.

I didn't even notice that.  As soon as I saw that George Michael and Bear Force 1 weren't on the list, I just gave it a big PFFFFFFFFT....
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 23, 2012, 05:01:32 PM
I know AUT1 and K will be pissed about the Isbell and KISS digs but VV and Snags can just get over the fact that Boy George and Spice Girls were crossed out.

It's okay.  Prince is still on the list, and I do  :wartim: assless chaps.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 23, 2012, 05:03:29 PM
How do they compare to these?

Beatles
MJ
Stones
Led Zepp
Elvis
Eagles
KISS
Queen
Chuck Berry
Temptations
Eric Clapton
Boy George
Fleetwood Mac
Beach Boys
Foo Fighters
Pink Floyd
Elton John
Spice Girls
U2
Prince
Metallica
Hank Williams
Jason Isbell and the 400 unit - I keed!

The Krauts havent had decent music since Strauss and Bach. Dallas is right - it's why they drink so much beer.

And shit sounds good after two or three German beers-Come on who hasn't done the chicken dance at their local Fest.  :haha:

And another point about Germany and German Beer, the more we drank the more we understood what the hell they were saying.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: DnATL on August 23, 2012, 05:06:11 PM
And another point about Germany and German Beer, the more we drank the more we understood what the hell they were saying.
Achtung!  Das funbaggens on der hosenhaund?
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 23, 2012, 05:39:39 PM
How do they compare to these?

Beatles
MJ
Stones
Led Zepp
Elvis
Eagles
KISS
Queen
Chuck Berry
Temptations
Eric Clapton
Boy George
Fleetwood Mac
Beach Boys
Foo Fighters
Pink Floyd
Elton John
Spice Girls
U2
Prince
Metallica
Hank Williams
Jason Isbell and the 400 unit - I keed!

The Krauts havent had decent music since Strauss and Bach. Dallas is right - it's why they drink so much beer.

kussen meine arsch! Sie alte Fische Augen Narr!
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2012, 07:37:21 PM
Achtung!  Das funbaggens on der hosenhaund?

Das Chortled
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 23, 2012, 08:29:14 PM
Achtung!  Das funbaggens on der hosenhaund?
Der Trubel war hervorragend!
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 24, 2012, 10:17:08 AM
They only German I know is "scheissekopf". That's what they call me over there. I think they said it meant handsome and hung or something like that. Nice people.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: GH2001 on August 24, 2012, 02:26:30 PM
They only German I know is "scheissekopf". That's what they call me over there. I think they said it meant handsome and hung or something like that. Nice people.

The best
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Tarheel on August 24, 2012, 02:53:48 PM
Fucking Germans and all of their neighboring cousins.


WAS!!  Sie Englisch sind alle gleich alle ein paar arrogante pricks.

I am HIGHLY offended by your OBVIOUS anti-Teutonic bigotry.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2012, 09:14:30 AM
I know a little German.  He's sitting right over there.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Saniflush on August 27, 2012, 09:19:46 AM
I know a little German.  He's sitting right over there.

Only a year ago, I was teaching a course in black history at the University of Blaupunkt.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 27, 2012, 09:36:07 AM
Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 27, 2012, 09:45:20 AM
Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
 
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Saniflush on August 27, 2012, 09:52:03 AM
Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: CCTAU on August 27, 2012, 11:22:38 AM
Only a year ago, I was teaching a course in black history at the University of Blaupunkt.

Word Up!


Hey what about the Scorpions and Krokus. Aren't they both Germaine?
Title: Re: Too many channels on TV
Post by: Saniflush on August 27, 2012, 11:31:11 AM
Word Up!


Hey what about the Scorpions and Krokus. Aren't they both Germaine?

Scorpions are.


Krokus is Swiss.