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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on August 10, 2012, 04:12:27 PM
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Had one of those good all over kind of shiver and purr moments that usually involve some me time and some battery operated toys...
DAMN.
Here’s a photo from the AU Football Media Guide of Auburn fullback Jay Prosch just being Jay Prosch.
The Auburn weight room legend was named to Bruce Feldman’s annual Freak list this year for breaking Auburn’s power clean record of 371 with a power-clean double at 380.
That might actually be enough to impress McKayla Maroney. However Clint Moseley, far right, is not impressed.
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Sumonabish, that boy is strong.
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Impressive Moseley cat is not impressed.
Jay Porche is my new man-crush
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I’d hate to be the guy having to wash all those shorts. Looks like a lot stains being made.
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Had one of those good all over kind of shiver and purr moments that usually involve some me time and some battery operated toys...
DAMN.
Power clean of 380....wow.
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I’d hate to be the guy having to wash all those shorts. Looks like a lot stains being made.
You talking about TW's shorts?
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You talking about TW's shorts?
Ha - right now, I bet I could make Mr. Power Clean make that same face without the weights...
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You talking about TW's shorts?
No way. Who would hate being that guy?
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You talking about TW's shorts?
No way. Who would hate being that guy?
Depends on what time of the month.
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Caption Clint's Thoughts -
1. "If he loses control of that weight, should I fall down or run away? Probably best to just fall down."
2. "Quite a few black dudes in here. I hope they don't blitz me. Too many hard objects in here to just fall down."
3. "I could do that much. Easy. Man, I wish this crick in my shoulder wasn't here. I'd show these guys."
4. "I swear if Coach Chizik gives this Jay guy a reward for this, I'm going to really bring out the tears in the team meeting."
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Caption Clint's Thoughts -
1. "If he loses control of that weight, should I fall down or run away? Probably best to just fall down."
2. "Quite a few black dudes in here. I hope they don't blitz me. Too many hard objects in here to just fall down."
3. "I could do that much. Easy. Man, I wish this crick in my shoulder wasn't here. I'd show these guys."
4. "I swear if Coach Chizik gives this Jay guy a reward for this, I'm going to really bring out the tears in the team meeting."
:bugs:
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That is fucking impressive. 380...shit...
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That is fucking impressive. 380...shit...
Pfffft I can do 16oz curls all day long.
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Caption Clint's Thoughts -
1. "If he loses control of that weight, should I fall down or run away? Probably best to just fall down."
2. "Quite a few black dudes in here. I hope they don't blitz me. Too many hard objects in here to just fall down."
3. "I could do that much. Easy. Man, I wish this crick in my shoulder wasn't here. I'd show these guys."
4. "I swear if Coach Chizik gives this Jay guy a reward for this, I'm going to really bring out the tears in the team meeting."
I chortled out loud
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War Tim here? I gotz the new nip pic.
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War Tim here? I gotz the new nip pic.
DAYUM!
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Btw, that's 415lbs. not 380.
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Btw, that's 415lbs. not 380.
I see 3 -45's, 1 -25, 1 - 5, 1 - 2.5 on each side.
That would be 380. That 4th plate is a 25, not a 45 lb. Same diameter, just thinner. Its them new fangled weights where 25, 35 and 45 all are the same diameter.
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Had one of those good all over kind of shiver and purr moments that usually involve some me time and some battery operated toys...
DAMN.
You really should consider having an assistant help you with that me time. I'll volunteer. :tongue:
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You really should consider having an assistant help you with that me time. I'll volunteer. :tongue:
If we were the last two free people left on earth after the black helicopters take everyone else to the relocation camps, the human race is in deep shit.
Sorry, but tin foil accessories are a turn off.
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If we were the last two free people left on earth after the black helicopters take everyone else to the relocation camps, the human race is in deep shit.
Sorry, but tin foil accessories are a turn off.
:facepalm: I wuv u wrench.
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If we were the last two free people left on earth after the black helicopters take everyone else to the relocation camps, the human race is in deep shit.
Sorry, but tin foil accessories are a turn off.
:pwnd: :haha:
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:pwnd: :haha:
:rofl: :tongue: :tits:
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:by: :starz: *snicker* :muttley:
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If we were the last two free people left on earth after the black helicopters take everyone else to the relocation camps, the human race is in deep shit.
Sorry, but tin foil accessories are a turn off.
Personally I think I would have gone with this quote slightly modified.
"If it was forty below and that button having sex with you meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn't give you the satisfaction!"