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Title: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 09:16:42 AM
AUsweetheart...wherever you are.

PS:  I never would have guessed you were 42.

Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 09:17:44 AM
PS:  I never would have guessed you were 42.
Drywall does wonders for the skin.

Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Saniflush on August 07, 2012, 11:01:32 AM
One year closer to achieving dried up prune status. 
Congrats.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2012, 11:24:44 AM
She only looked 29 when I met her.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 11:31:09 AM
She only looked 29 when I met her.

Just noticed you have your 42nd coming up too.  Imagine that
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 11:34:29 AM
Just noticed you have your 42nd coming up too.  Imagine that

I know I've already said this, but it's worth mentioning again...

42 is teh new 21!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 11:35:26 AM
I know I've already said this, but it's worth mentioning again...

42 is teh new 21!

I'd settle for 51 being the new 42
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 11:35:34 AM
I know I've already said this, but it's worth mentioning again...

42 is teh new 21!

Aren't you 42 in 3 days?

Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 11:36:36 AM
BTW ausweetheart doesn't exist...she was a myth, a fabrication.  The chupacabra.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2012, 11:37:11 AM
Just noticed you have had your 42nd 52nd coming up too A while back.  Imagine that

My feelings are hurt that you did not know this.  :sad:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2012, 11:38:33 AM
I know I've already said this, but it's worth mentioning again...

42 is teh new 21!

And there are pills to make sure.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: AWK on August 07, 2012, 11:43:28 AM
Happy Birthday and such...

















balls.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 12:45:38 PM
Aren't you 42 in 3 days?

It's possible.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Shug Dye on August 07, 2012, 01:40:49 PM
She only looked 29 when I met her.

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

Happy Birthday to AUS....I never got to meet you but I've heard only good things. Even if some of them were written on a bathroom stall.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on August 07, 2012, 01:45:07 PM
Happy birthday Sweets.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 07, 2012, 01:46:33 PM
SO GLAD that bitch is gone.  She was totally cramping my style... too many hens in the rooster house, and all.

The new girl is much easier to intimidate with my superior bitch skills.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 01:47:56 PM
Happy happy to the late, great AUS
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 02:30:09 PM
Happy happy to the late, great AUS

Wait...she's late?  Fuck someone has some splaining to do. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Ogre on August 07, 2012, 02:41:43 PM
Happy Birthday to sweets, wherever you are.  I for one think she's locked away in Buzz' basement Buffalo Bill style, but that's just me. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2012, 03:47:41 PM
Happy Birthday to sweets, wherever you are.  I for one think she's locked away in Buzz' basement Buffalo Bill style, but that's just me.

I'll never tell.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2012, 03:49:40 PM
I'll never tell.

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the bird again.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on August 07, 2012, 04:56:31 PM
It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the bird again.

PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 07, 2012, 04:57:19 PM
PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

Are you ready for some lotion?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: wesfau2 on August 07, 2012, 06:23:31 PM
Are you ready for some lotion?

Water soluble only, please.  Safety first.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 07, 2012, 06:34:50 PM
Happy birthday! I miss vandalizing Shane's grave with you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: CCTAU on August 07, 2012, 07:39:58 PM
Yeah girl. Have a frozen shot!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 07, 2012, 09:28:52 PM
Wait...she's late?  Fuck someone has some splaining to do.

I'm fixed...

nor have we had intercourse...yet...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: ssgaufan on August 07, 2012, 11:55:34 PM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2012, 01:15:35 AM
Wait...she's late?  Fuck someone has some splaining to do.

Holy shit - where's simp?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on August 08, 2012, 11:43:43 AM
Holy shit - where's simp?

Probably off humping.....something. That's what he does 24/7.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on August 08, 2012, 02:35:47 PM
Probably off humping.....something. That's what he does 24/7.

JR, cover your eyes.

(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/DogHumpGifFoot.gif)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: GH2001 on August 08, 2012, 02:41:54 PM
JR, cover your eyes.

(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/DogHumpGifFoot.gif)

You could title that pic, "The Life of Simp: A to Z"
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 08, 2012, 06:33:18 PM
(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/DogHumpGifFoot.gif)
He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let him finish.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: Godfather on August 09, 2012, 09:00:28 AM
He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let him finish.

Snots!.....Snots! You roll over and let Uncle PCT rub your belly.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to...
Post by: djsimp on August 09, 2012, 10:02:57 AM
Snots!.....Snots! You roll over and let Uncle PCT rub your belly.

He really shouldn't. His hands are all chapped.