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Title: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 02:50:38 PM
Since it falls on a weekend and there may not be much traffic, an early fisting to our resident Allman Bros. freak.  AUTiger1 is gettin' cake tomorrow.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Shug Dye on June 01, 2012, 02:56:28 PM
Happy Happy Birthday dollface!!!!! Mwah!!!

I expect you to drink lots of bourbon and be a man. (that means giving the wife a pickle tickle) :)
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 03:11:50 PM
Since it falls on a weekend and there may not be much traffic, an early fisting to our resident Allman Bros. freak.  AUTiger1 is gettin' cake tomorrow.

Thank you sir!

Happy Happy Birthday dollface!!!!! Mwah!!!

I expect you to drink lots of bourbon and be a man. (that means giving the wife a pickle tickle) :)

<3!  You know where drinking lots of bourbon and giving pickle tickles will get you?  ;)  In the same boat that I am in now.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: ssgaufan on June 01, 2012, 03:12:44 PM
Happy Birthday!  I will drink a couple for you this afternoon.   :bar:
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 03:15:04 PM
Happy Birthday!  I will drink a couple for you this afternoon.   :bar:

Please do.  This would be the reason that I couldn't join you.  I would love to go to the Nook for a few beers, but the wife has a gathering planned out.  I would be in a world of shit.  Never, never......ever, piss off the pregnant lady.  It never ends well.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: chinook on June 01, 2012, 03:17:57 PM
Please do.  This would be the reason that I couldn't join you.  I would love to go to the Nook for a few beers, but the wife has a gathering planned out.  I would be in a world of shit.  Never, never......ever, piss off the pregnant lady.  It never ends well.

who's the father?

hoppy birthday.  a pinch of fine cut goes out to you. 

Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Tarheel on June 01, 2012, 03:22:46 PM
Happy Birthday, AUT1!!!  I'll drink a fine bourbinz in your memory honor tonight...and smoke a fine adult tobacco product.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AWK on June 01, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
I hope you get raped by a dinosaur.  Happy Birthday homo.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 03:30:51 PM
who's the father?

hoppy birthday.  a pinch of fine cut goes out to you.

I don't know, but the bastard should be paying out some child support. 
Happy Birthday, AUT1!!!  I'll drink a fine bourbinz in your memory honor tonight...and smoke a fine adult tobacco product.


Thanks.  As will I be doing the same.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Saniflush on June 01, 2012, 03:32:03 PM
I hope you get raped by a dinosaur.  Happy Birthday homo.

He gets straight to the point.  Course that's the only time straight and he collide in the same sentence.

Happy birthday fucktard.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: chinook on June 01, 2012, 03:35:52 PM
I hope you get raped by a dinosaur.  Happy Birthday homo.

you invited chopper and didn't invite us?  lucky
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 01, 2012, 03:36:27 PM
Happy birthday, honey bunches of kids.

If I were you, the ONLY time I would give the wife a pickle tickle any more would be while she is preggers - she can't get any MORE knocked up.

There's a birfday present idea - we can all chip in and get you snipped!!  I'll even throw in a bag of frozen peas.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Saniflush on June 01, 2012, 03:38:28 PM
BTW, she ever heard of taking a shot in the mouth?
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 03:43:50 PM
I hope you get raped by a dinosaur.  Happy Birthday homo.

<3 <3 <3 Expect you at the house about 10:00 PM wearing this? (http://www.whatabeautifullife.com/image/cache/data/Kigurumi_Costumes/Cute-Pink-Dinosaur-Pleuche-Kigurumi-Costume-38630-1-360x500.jpg) amirtie?
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 03:47:41 PM
Happy birthday fucktard.

Thanks, I think.

you invited chopper and didn't invite us?  lucky

How else did you think I was going to get a new iPad?

BTW, she ever heard of taking a shot in the mouth?

Dude, I am married!  That doesn't happen anymore.  Which is why I am still trying to figure out who the father is.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 03:49:37 PM
Happy birthday, honey bunches of kids.

If I were you, the ONLY time I would give the wife a pickle tickle any more would be while she is preggers - she can't get any MORE knocked up.

There's a birfday present idea - we can all chip in and get you snipped!!  I'll even throw in a bag of frozen peas.

Thanks!  XOXOX's!

That idea makes a lot of sense.  Frozen peas will work.  Something has to happen b/c we don't need anymore surprises at the AUT1 household.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 01, 2012, 04:31:16 PM
Thanks!  XOXOX's!

That idea makes a lot of sense.  Frozen peas will work.  Something has to happen b/c we don't need anymore surprises at the AUT1 household.

Forget the peas.  Oxycodone, Yuengling, and Xbox was the way to go.  I recommend Dr. Jiminez in Huntsville, he sent in one sweet honey to shave my naughty bits....  I mean, Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 01, 2012, 04:40:28 PM
Forget the peas.  Oxycodone, Yuengling, and Xbox was the way to go.  I recommend Dr. Jiminez in Huntsville, he sent in one sweet honey to shave my naughty bits....  I mean, Happy Birthday!

Still got any left?  That would make a nice B'day present.  :)
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Vandy Vol on June 01, 2012, 06:04:40 PM
Happy birthday!  I give you my booty hole as a present.  Surprise!
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: bottomfeeder on June 01, 2012, 06:07:07 PM
Well Happy Fucking Birthday, though I don't have a clue who really are. But, that okay, I've got little something for you, I'll give it to you Monday.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: djsimp on June 01, 2012, 06:08:34 PM
Happy birfday man!
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Pell City Tiger on June 01, 2012, 07:51:10 PM
Happy birthday, AUT1!
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 01, 2012, 10:58:49 PM
Happy Birthday!!!
May you be forcefully raped by a tribe of amazons.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: MarkChand on June 03, 2012, 09:51:13 AM
Belated but I hope you are waking up with a nasty bourbon hangover this morning. Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 03, 2012, 10:52:18 PM
Happy birthday!  I give you my booty hole as a present.  Surprise!

But AWK already promised to dress up as a gay T-Rex and rape me. 

Well Happy Fucking Birthday, though I don't have a clue who really are. But, that okay, I've got little something for you, I'll give it to you Monday.

This scares the shit out of me.

Happy birthday, AUT1!

Thanks you crusty ole sailor!

Happy Birthday!!!
May you be forcefully raped by a tribe of amazons.

Too late...back in 1998 I............wait, what?

Belated but I hope you are waking up with a nasty bourbon hangover this morning. Happy Birthday

Sorta, I tweaked my neck somehow on Friday.  Two solo cups of Elijah Craig (no coke product) and a hydrocodone was about the only thing to numb it up.  The next morning.  Not so numb anymore.
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 03, 2012, 10:58:44 PM
Sorta, I tweaked my neck somehow on Friday.  Two solo cups of Elijah Craig (no coke product) and a hydrocodone was about the only thing to numb it up.  The next morning.  Not so numb anymore.

Hate to hear that.  Especially on your birfday weekend.  Snaggs is not amused though...
Title: Re: Early Buffday Rekonishun
Post by: Jumbo on June 04, 2012, 02:55:49 AM
Happy Birthday Bro.