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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on June 01, 2012, 02:50:38 PM
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Since it falls on a weekend and there may not be much traffic, an early fisting to our resident Allman Bros. freak. AUTiger1 is gettin' cake tomorrow.
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Happy Happy Birthday dollface!!!!! Mwah!!!
I expect you to drink lots of bourbon and be a man. (that means giving the wife a pickle tickle) :)
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Since it falls on a weekend and there may not be much traffic, an early fisting to our resident Allman Bros. freak. AUTiger1 is gettin' cake tomorrow.
Thank you sir!
Happy Happy Birthday dollface!!!!! Mwah!!!
I expect you to drink lots of bourbon and be a man. (that means giving the wife a pickle tickle) :)
<3! You know where drinking lots of bourbon and giving pickle tickles will get you? ;) In the same boat that I am in now.
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Happy Birthday! I will drink a couple for you this afternoon. :bar:
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Happy Birthday! I will drink a couple for you this afternoon. :bar:
Please do. This would be the reason that I couldn't join you. I would love to go to the Nook for a few beers, but the wife has a gathering planned out. I would be in a world of shit. Never, never......ever, piss off the pregnant lady. It never ends well.
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Please do. This would be the reason that I couldn't join you. I would love to go to the Nook for a few beers, but the wife has a gathering planned out. I would be in a world of shit. Never, never......ever, piss off the pregnant lady. It never ends well.
who's the father?
hoppy birthday. a pinch of fine cut goes out to you.
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Happy Birthday, AUT1!!! I'll drink a fine bourbinz in your
memory honor tonight...and smoke a fine adult tobacco product.
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I hope you get raped by a dinosaur. Happy Birthday homo.
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who's the father?
hoppy birthday. a pinch of fine cut goes out to you.
I don't know, but the bastard should be paying out some child support.
Happy Birthday, AUT1!!! I'll drink a fine bourbinz in your memory honor tonight...and smoke a fine adult tobacco product.
Thanks. As will I be doing the same.
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I hope you get raped by a dinosaur. Happy Birthday homo.
He gets straight to the point. Course that's the only time straight and he collide in the same sentence.
Happy birthday fucktard.
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I hope you get raped by a dinosaur. Happy Birthday homo.
you invited chopper and didn't invite us? lucky
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Happy birthday, honey bunches of kids.
If I were you, the ONLY time I would give the wife a pickle tickle any more would be while she is preggers - she can't get any MORE knocked up.
There's a birfday present idea - we can all chip in and get you snipped!! I'll even throw in a bag of frozen peas.
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BTW, she ever heard of taking a shot in the mouth?
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I hope you get raped by a dinosaur. Happy Birthday homo.
<3 <3 <3 Expect you at the house about 10:00 PM wearing this? (http://www.whatabeautifullife.com/image/cache/data/Kigurumi_Costumes/Cute-Pink-Dinosaur-Pleuche-Kigurumi-Costume-38630-1-360x500.jpg) amirtie?
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Happy birthday fucktard.
Thanks, I think.
you invited chopper and didn't invite us? lucky
How else did you think I was going to get a new iPad?
BTW, she ever heard of taking a shot in the mouth?
Dude, I am married! That doesn't happen anymore. Which is why I am still trying to figure out who the father is.
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Happy birthday, honey bunches of kids.
If I were you, the ONLY time I would give the wife a pickle tickle any more would be while she is preggers - she can't get any MORE knocked up.
There's a birfday present idea - we can all chip in and get you snipped!! I'll even throw in a bag of frozen peas.
Thanks! XOXOX's!
That idea makes a lot of sense. Frozen peas will work. Something has to happen b/c we don't need anymore surprises at the AUT1 household.
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Thanks! XOXOX's!
That idea makes a lot of sense. Frozen peas will work. Something has to happen b/c we don't need anymore surprises at the AUT1 household.
Forget the peas. Oxycodone, Yuengling, and Xbox was the way to go. I recommend Dr. Jiminez in Huntsville, he sent in one sweet honey to shave my naughty bits.... I mean, Happy Birthday!
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Forget the peas. Oxycodone, Yuengling, and Xbox was the way to go. I recommend Dr. Jiminez in Huntsville, he sent in one sweet honey to shave my naughty bits.... I mean, Happy Birthday!
Still got any left? That would make a nice B'day present. :)
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Happy birthday! I give you my booty hole as a present. Surprise!
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Well Happy Fucking Birthday, though I don't have a clue who really are. But, that okay, I've got little something for you, I'll give it to you Monday.
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Happy birfday man!
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Happy birthday, AUT1!
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Happy Birthday!!!
May you be forcefully raped by a tribe of amazons.
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Belated but I hope you are waking up with a nasty bourbon hangover this morning. Happy Birthday
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Happy birthday! I give you my booty hole as a present. Surprise!
But AWK already promised to dress up as a gay T-Rex and rape me.
Well Happy Fucking Birthday, though I don't have a clue who really are. But, that okay, I've got little something for you, I'll give it to you Monday.
This scares the shit out of me.
Happy birthday, AUT1!
Thanks you crusty ole sailor!
Happy Birthday!!!
May you be forcefully raped by a tribe of amazons.
Too late...back in 1998 I............wait, what?
Belated but I hope you are waking up with a nasty bourbon hangover this morning. Happy Birthday
Sorta, I tweaked my neck somehow on Friday. Two solo cups of Elijah Craig (no coke product) and a hydrocodone was about the only thing to numb it up. The next morning. Not so numb anymore.
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Sorta, I tweaked my neck somehow on Friday. Two solo cups of Elijah Craig (no coke product) and a hydrocodone was about the only thing to numb it up. The next morning. Not so numb anymore.
Hate to hear that. Especially on your birfday weekend. Snaggs is not amused though...
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Happy Birthday Bro.