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Title: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 11, 2012, 06:38:18 PM
Just trying to enjoy the SEC tournament like a normal Alabama fan and BAM!  Cops. 

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Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 11, 2012, 07:54:02 PM
Please tell me he got arrested for public intox and/or exposing himself to ten year old boys...

I'll settle for arrested.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Godfather on May 11, 2012, 08:02:33 PM
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Alabama ejects Harvey Updyke from SEC softball tournament

Harvey Updyke is taken away from Rhoads Stadium during today's SEC Softball tournament (Photo credit: Brian Rice)

TUSCALOOSA, Ala. -- Harvey Updyke, the man alleged to have poisoned Auburn's Toomer's Oaks, was ejected from today's SEC softball tournament game between Alabama and Georgia, UA confirmed this afternoon.

"Mr. Harvey Updyke was asked by University of Alabama officials to leave today's softball game and he complied. Several months ago, the University issued a formal directive to Mr. Updyke stating that he is not to come to the University of Alabama campus. Mr. Updyke has no affiliation with the University of Alabama and does not represent the institution in any way. The University of Alabama will have no further statement on this matter."

Multiple UAPD officers at the game declined to comment.

Brian Rice, who works with the Tennessee softball team, snapped multiple photos of Updyke being led away from the Rhoads Stadium property. In a message to the Tuscaloosa Bureau, Rice said Updyke had been sitting in a lawn chair in the grassy area behind the home run fence.

Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 11, 2012, 10:14:24 PM
Damn.  I was hoping he was throwing water balloons full of Spike 80 at opposing players.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: The Prowler on May 12, 2012, 01:07:14 AM
First off, whoever wrote that article is still clinging to the ”alleged” shit...It isn't alleged anymore when the person has admitted to doing it on numerous occasions (radio, YouTube prank call, etc.)

Also, this made me laugh out loud...

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(updyke) does not represent the institution in any way.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Jumbo on May 12, 2012, 01:45:58 AM
Fuck that piece of shit.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2012, 09:33:32 PM
So, they buy him tickets to the by god Nashunl Champeenship game, but throw his ass out of a softball game?  Yeah...makes perfect sense.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2012, 09:54:16 PM
So, they buy him tickets to the by god Nashunl Champeenship game, but throw his ass out of a softball game?  Yeah...makes perfect sense.

They have no control over who has tickets to the BCSCG  They can control who comes on campus.  That said, he was on campus for other football games, and not kicked out.  Fuck them...nothing but grandstanding.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 12, 2012, 10:21:05 PM
They have no control over who has tickets to the BCSCG  They can control who comes on campus.  That said, he was on campus for other football games, and not kicked out.  Fuck them...nothing but grandstanding.
True, but this wasn't the case during our game. According to each of the Birmingham tv sports readers, Auburn's failure to keep Cecil out of the state of Arizona showed we had no respect for the NCAA and we were flaunting the fact that we got away with murder. Karle, Raita, et al even hinted around that we could (should) be charged with an infraction simply because Cecil was in Phoenix.

I haven't heard 1 peep from these propagandists about the updyke event. It's not suprising in the least. I'm thoroughly convinced that if something similar to the Sandusky scandal were to occur at "thuh unieversitiee", these fuckers would do everything in their power to help cover it up.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2012, 10:27:26 PM
True, but this wasn't the case during our game. According to each of the Birmingham tv sports readers, Auburn's failure to keep Cecil out of the state of Arizona showed we had no respect for the NCAA and we were flaunting the fact that we got away with murder. Karle, Raita, et al even hinted around that we could (should) be charged with an infraction simply because Cecil was in Phoenix.

I haven't heard 1 peep from these propagandists about the updyke event. It's not suprising in the least. I'm thoroughly convinced that if something similar to the Sandusky scandal were to occur at "thuh unieversitiee", these fuckers would do everything in their power to help cover it up.

The scandal would be that they are playing the part of the kids in need...
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: JR4AU on May 12, 2012, 10:47:24 PM
True, but this wasn't the case during our game. According to each of the Birmingham tv sports readers, Auburn's failure to keep Cecil out of the state of Arizona showed we had no respect for the NCAA and we were flaunting the fact that we got away with murder. Karle, Raita, et al even hinted around that we could (should) be charged with an infraction simply because Cecil was in Phoenix.

I haven't heard 1 peep from these propagandists about the updyke event. It's not suprising in the least. I'm thoroughly convinced that if something similar to the Sandusky scandal were to occur at "thuh unieversitiee", these fuckers would do everything in their power to help cover it up.

NCAA isn't bound by The Constitution.  Even at that, clearly they had no teeth in their order to keep Cecil out of the BCSCG.  Fuck any idiot bammers that claim we flaunted what the fuck ever.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: RWS on May 13, 2012, 12:47:01 AM
That said, he was on campus for other football games, and not kicked out.  Fuck them...nothing but grandstanding.
Just curious, but how do you expect them to find him in a crowd of 101,000+ people? And I don't see how Alabama is grandstanding when somebody who works with the Tennessee softball team is the one that took the pictures and tweeted them in the first place. That's the only reason the media found out and asked UA about it in the first place.

Don't tell me that Tennessee is part of "the machine" too.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 13, 2012, 10:18:23 AM
Just curious, but how do you expect them to find him in a crowd of 101,000+ people? And I don't see how Alabama is grandstanding when somebody who works with the Tennessee softball team is the one that took the pictures and tweeted them in the first place. That's the only reason the media found out and asked UA about it in the first place.

Don't tell me that Tennessee is part of "the machine" too.
I'm suprised he didn't have a seat directly behind home plate. The Tennessean probably robbed him of a standing ovation.

To answer your question, you catch him at the gate. It can be done, all that is missing is the want to keep him away in the first place.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: JR4AU on May 13, 2012, 11:06:49 AM
Just curious, but how do you expect them to find him in a crowd of 101,000+ people? And I don't see how Alabama is grandstanding when somebody who works with the Tennessee softball team is the one that took the pictures and tweeted them in the first place. That's the only reason the media found out and asked UA about it in the first place.

Don't tell me that Tennessee is part of "the machine" too.

I'm suprised he didn't have a seat directly behind home plate. The Tennessean probably robbed him of a standing ovation.

To answer your question, you catch him at the gate. It can be done, all that is missing is the want to keep him away in the first place.

It's not like nobody knows what Harvey looks like.  It's not like people don't stop him to shake his hand, praise him, treat him like a rock star.  It's not been just one random pic to prove this.  We've seen dozens, and heard more give their own testimony on talk radio about it.  He likely bought a ticket at a ticket window from a clerk that knew damn well who he was.  He was let in this game by a ticket taker that knew damn well who he was.  He was seen by security, and they didn't react until forced to.  Had there been any policy trespassing Harvey from bammer events on campus, they'd have known.  There wasn't...isn't.  He was thrown out of this game because a rival fan let it be known he was there, and did it in real time.  It was a lame attempt to "distance" themselves from Harvey.  Too bad his stench is all over the bammer nation, and it won't wash off no matter how many championships are won.  Doing like most rednecks and yelling "42-14" through a rotting set of teeth won't make the redneck less stupid, and won't make the bammer nation less Updykeish
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 13, 2012, 11:54:31 AM
It's not like nobody knows what Harvey looks like.  It's not like people don't stop him to shake his hand, praise him, treat him like a rock star.  It's not been just one random pic to prove this.  We've seen dozens, and heard more give their own testimony on talk radio about it.  He likely bought a ticket at a ticket window from a clerk that knew damn well who he was.  He was let in this game by a ticket taker that knew damn well who he was.  He was seen by security, and they didn't react until forced to.  Had there been any policy trespassing Harvey from bammer events on campus, they'd have known.  There wasn't...isn't.  He was thrown out of this game because a rival fan let it be known he was there, and did it in real time.  It was a lame attempt to "distance" themselves from Harvey.  Too bad his stench is all over the bammer nation, and it won't wash off no matter how many championships are won.  Doing like most rednecks and yelling "42-14" through a rotting set of teeth won't make the redneck less stupid, and won't make the bammer nation less Updykeish
Well put and and 100% correct. Hell, a blind man could see through that weak assed "Harvey's been banned from the campus" smoke screen they're blowing over there. No one is buying it, yet they stand and make the claim and wind up making themselves look even more ridiculous than they already are.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: RWS on May 13, 2012, 01:18:37 PM
It's not like nobody knows what Harvey looks like.  It's not like people don't stop him to shake his hand, praise him, treat him like a rock star.  It's not been just one random pic to prove this.  We've seen dozens, and heard more give their own testimony on talk radio about it.  He likely bought a ticket at a ticket window from a clerk that knew damn well who he was.  He was let in this game by a ticket taker that knew damn well who he was.  He was seen by security, and they didn't react until forced to.  Had there been any policy trespassing Harvey from bammer events on campus, they'd have known.  There wasn't...isn't.  He was thrown out of this game because a rival fan let it be known he was there, and did it in real time.  It was a lame attempt to "distance" themselves from Harvey.  Too bad his stench is all over the bammer nation, and it won't wash off no matter how many championships are won.  Doing like most rednecks and yelling "42-14" through a rotting set of teeth won't make the redneck less stupid, and won't make the bammer nation less Updykeish
Maybe I'm just ignorant to it because A) I'm a bammer and B) I couldn't pick the fucker out of a crowd either. I don't disagree with the fact that obviously people know who he is and recognize him, etc. I just think you're creating a conspiracy theory that isn't there. Especially when it was a rival coach that put this in the public eye, not UA. I suppose UA should create special task forces to search the stands of every single athletic event to screen specifically for the dipshit. That should work really well at football games.

I understand what you're saying, I think you're just being a little unrealistic about it. If the fucker was there and UA DIDN'T remove him, you would be screaming about it too. So I don't know what you want them to do.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 13, 2012, 01:48:30 PM
So I don't know what you want them to do.

Jump headfirst from a tall building. 
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: JR4AU on May 13, 2012, 02:01:15 PM
Maybe I'm just ignorant to it because A) I'm a bammer and B) I couldn't pick the fucker out of a crowd either. I don't disagree with the fact that obviously people know who he is and recognize him, etc. I just think you're creating a conspiracy theory that isn't there. Especially when it was a rival coach that put this in the public eye, not UA. I suppose UA should create special task forces to search the stands of every single athletic event to screen specifically for the dipshit. That should work really well at football games.

I understand what you're saying, I think you're just being a little unrealistic about it. If the fucker was there and UA DIDN'T remove him, you would be screaming about it too. So I don't know what you want them to do.

 Screaming about what?  Just pointing out what it is.  I don't give a fuck what they do.  Updyke is embraced by your fan base and you know it.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2012, 02:32:22 PM
Jump headfirst from a tall building.

For starters
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 13, 2012, 03:19:42 PM
Screaming about what?  Just pointing out what it is.  I don't give a fuck what they do.  Updyke is embraced by your fan base and you know it.
updyke is their fanbase. The whole country knows it.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: The Prowler on May 13, 2012, 06:35:59 PM
updyke is their fanbase. The whole country knows it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugpg8XruhVk
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 14, 2012, 12:11:21 AM
Didn't one of our faithfuls play a prank on Updyke concerning the BCS game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Zid47fY5c
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: The Prowler on May 14, 2012, 03:46:30 AM
Didn't one of our faithfuls play a prank on Updyke concerning the BCS game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Zid47fY5c
"allegedly poisioned Auburn's Oak trees"...yeah, there isn't anything "allegedly" about it, the piece of shit bammer fan did it...he's happy that he did it and he'll do it all over again if given the opportunity.

I love the part when he talks about the trial...what a fuckin' dumbass. "Don't tell nobody this, 'cause I don't want it to get out, but ugh, my attorney said blah, blah, blah."

He's not going to make it 13-14 years in prison, a lot of prisoners hate State Patrol Officers and they're going to have one amongst them.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Godfather on May 14, 2012, 10:51:09 AM
"allegedly poisioned Auburn's Oak trees"...yeah, there isn't anything "allegedly" about it, the piece of shit bammer fan did it...he's happy that he did it and he'll do it all over again if given the opportunity.

I love the part when he talks about the trial...what a fuckin' dumbass. "Don't tell nobody this, 'cause I don't want it to get out, but ugh, my attorney said blah, blah, blah."

He's not going to make it 13-14 years in prison, a lot of prisoners hate State Patrol Officers and they're going to have one amongst them.
Updick won't get 13-14 years, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: JR4AU on May 14, 2012, 01:07:16 PM
Updick won't get 13-14 years, unfortunately.

Nope. He won't.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 14, 2012, 01:27:10 PM
Please tell me he got arrested for public intox and/or exposing himself to ten year old boys...

I'll settle for arrested.

"I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say, "You have the right to remain silent."
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 14, 2012, 01:35:27 PM
Maybe I'm just ignorant to it because A) I'm a bammer and B) I couldn't pick the fucker out of a crowd either. I don't disagree with the fact that obviously people know who he is and recognize him, etc. I just think you're creating a conspiracy theory that isn't there. Especially when it was a rival coach that put this in the public eye, not UA. I suppose UA should create special task forces to search the stands of every single athletic event to screen specifically for the dipshit. That should work really well at football games.

I understand what you're saying, I think you're just being a little unrealistic about it. If the fucker was there and UA DIDN'T remove him, you would be screaming about it too. So I don't know what you want them to do.

They would be screening for more than just one.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Godfather on May 14, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
"I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say, "You have the right to remain silent."

I don't talk to bammers either but usually when I do I ask for large fries.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2012, 01:46:33 PM
I don't talk to bammers either but usually when I do I ask for large fries.

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I say "Yes, I would like a buggy."
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 14, 2012, 01:55:04 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I say "Yes, I would like a buggy."

I don't always talk to bammers (here in Texas) but when I do, I say " Please put all of the cold products in one bag".
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2012, 02:00:06 PM
I don't always talk to bammers (here in Texas) but when I do, I say " Please put all of the cold products in one bag".

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I order thick crust.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2012, 02:02:01 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I order thick crust.

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I tell them how to direct my call.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2012, 02:03:59 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I tell them how to direct my call.

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask her "Who's the boss?"
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 14, 2012, 02:13:21 PM
Nope. He won't.

I say he gets 10-12 inches.

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Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2012, 02:18:28 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask her "Who's the boss?"

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask them if I need to pay now or will the cable company just bill me for the service call.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 14, 2012, 02:48:26 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask them if I need to pay now or will the cable company just bill me for the service call.

There's Bammers in India?

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I call them "Sir", and follow that up with "You're making a scene."
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2012, 02:50:57 PM
There's Bammers in India?

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I call them "Sir", and follow that up with "You're making a scene."

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask how he wants to plea.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 14, 2012, 03:00:43 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask how he wants to plea.

I don’t always talk to Bammers but when I do, I say(over the intercom at work),” Maintenance to warehouse bathroom” 
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2012, 03:19:19 PM
There's Bammers in India?

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I call them "Sir", and follow that up with "You're making a scene."

Was referring to:

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I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask them which brand of oil is included in the regular oil change.



Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2012, 03:22:34 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I hand him the ticket and say, "It's the white Mercedes."
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: JR4AU on May 14, 2012, 03:29:28 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I ask her "Who's the boss?"

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I say "talk to your lawyer". 
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 14, 2012, 03:30:13 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I hand him the ticket and say, "It's the white Mercedes."

I don't always talk to Bammers but when I do, I say " You missed a spot in my backyard"

Wait that’s an insult to the Mexicans out here.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2012, 03:30:59 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I say "talk to your lawyer".

What do you say to a Banner in a 3-piece suit?

Will the defendant please rise.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: JR4AU on May 14, 2012, 03:31:53 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when i do I say "It doesn't look like you'll qualify for drug court, you have too many prior convictions".
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 14, 2012, 03:36:55 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when i do I say "It doesn't look like you'll qualify for drug court, you have too many prior convictions".

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say " That's a good spot for you fuckwad"

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Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2012, 03:39:51 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say "You really shouldn't be smoking Camels 8 months pregnant"
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: The Six on May 14, 2012, 03:43:16 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I say "You really shouldn't be smoking Camels 8 months pregnant"

Shane got a woman preggers?
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 14, 2012, 03:50:42 PM
Shane got a woman preggers?

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/untitled-3.jpg)   
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2012, 04:21:26 PM
Quote from: J. Newcastle
Shane got a woman preggers?
The legend will live on.


(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/untitled-3.jpg)   
And that also happens to be his sister.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 14, 2012, 04:26:31 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I make sure to stick a cucumber up my ass and then use it in a chopped salad that I serve my best friend's mother after I get done filming her having sex with a labrador in the backyard of a Mexican brothel that supplies services to people who enjoy licking peanut butter off the ballsack of a donkey that has projectile diarrhea. 


Uhhh...I mean...The Aristocrats!
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 14, 2012, 04:40:31 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "It's just a tee ball game for 5 year olds, you should probably refrain from calling the umpire a mother fucker."
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2012, 04:44:56 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "It's just a tee ball game for 5 year olds, you should probably refrain from calling the umpire a mother fucker."

Nice

I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I tell them exactly what the problem is with the septic tank.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 14, 2012, 06:21:38 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "It's just a tee ball game for 5 year olds, you should probably refrain from calling the umpire a mother fucker."
or chastise him for telling his son, "C'mon, Dale Bear! Strike this little cocksucker out! Nick Sabun believes in you! Roh tahd!"
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 14, 2012, 06:30:37 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I say "Thirty dollars on pump 4, and give me a pack of that Juicy Fruit gum over there."
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2012, 06:38:39 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I usually order a #5...no tomatoes.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Token on May 14, 2012, 06:53:23 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do I usually order a #5...no tomatoes.

Who the fuck wants a tomato on a chicken sandwich anyway? 
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Saniflush on May 14, 2012, 06:56:44 PM
Who the fuck wants a tomato on a chicken sandwich anyway?

Kaos
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2012, 06:56:47 PM
Who the fuck wants a tomato on a chicken sandwich anyway?

I'll tell you who doesn't...
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Token on May 14, 2012, 06:59:07 PM
Kaos

It's like you always know where I'm going.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2012, 07:09:50 PM
It's like you always know where I'm going.

No love for the conductor driving this train?
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Token on May 14, 2012, 07:20:42 PM
No love for the conductor driving this train?

You missed the opportunity to call me a bammer for knowing that a #5 is the chicken sandwich.  0 points for you. 
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 14, 2012, 08:21:06 PM
I don't talk to bammers.  At all.

God Bless Texas.

But I have overheard a store manager back hime tell one of them that Natty Lite is unfortunately not a WIC approved item, no matter how bad her kid is teething...
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2012, 08:24:58 PM
You missed the opportunity to call me a bammer for knowing that a #5 is the chicken sandwich.  0 points for you.

No way you are a bammer.  No way.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: djsimp on May 14, 2012, 08:47:48 PM
No love for the conductor driving this train?

This ain't training. In training they just give you an F. Out here you get killed.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: The Prowler on May 14, 2012, 09:20:35 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually tell them that next time they'll get the fuck out of my way and then I won't have to push them down an escalator.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Vandy Vol on May 14, 2012, 10:28:05 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, it's to thank them for breaking their own trophies so that I don't have to do it for them.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Godfather on May 15, 2012, 09:04:44 AM
No way you are a bammer.  No way.

Token rarely talks to bammers but when he does he reads them their Miranda rights.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 15, 2012, 09:08:12 AM
Token rarely talks to bammers but when he does he reads them their Miranda rights.

I never knew the Miranda Rights ended with Ro Ti!
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: GH2001 on May 15, 2012, 09:31:10 AM
No love for the conductor driving this train?

You the Mfing engineer!
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 15, 2012, 11:40:09 AM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "Hey!  What the hell are you doing to that goat?"
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Godfather on May 15, 2012, 12:03:41 PM
You the Mfing engineer!

I gonna start calling him Sir Topham Hat
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 15, 2012, 12:28:25 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "Hey!  What the hell are you doing to that goat?"

I don’t always pay attention to what bammers drive, but when I do it usually looks like this.

(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b382/larsbars/Inventory/101_1896.jpg)
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 15, 2012, 01:02:36 PM
I gonna start calling him Sir Topham Hat

What a glorious name for a very useful engine.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 15, 2012, 01:11:48 PM
What a glorious name for a very useful engine.

No worries.  Buster the Steamroller will pave the way.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: GH2001 on May 15, 2012, 02:26:57 PM
What a glorious name for a very useful engine.

Somebody has kids!
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 17, 2012, 08:46:32 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "Hey!  What the hell are you doing to that goat?"

I'm stealing that.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 18, 2012, 10:24:50 AM
These are all awesome- they need to be removed from this thread, and a new sticky thread started with the Title:

I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do...

A running gag, son.  A joke thread.  A gigglefest, dontcha know.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 18, 2012, 06:39:42 PM
I don't always talk to bammers, but when I do, I usually say, "I'll have the ham & cheese omelette, hashbrowns scattered smothered & chunked, and a sweet tea."
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 18, 2012, 11:15:42 PM
I don't usually talk to bammers, but when I do, the conversation starts with either , "Now, here are the conditions of your parole..." or "As a convicted sex offender, you are required to register with your local sheriff's office..." or " Your sister/baby momma has signed a restraining order against you, which means you can't go back to the trailer park tonight."
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 21, 2012, 10:21:27 AM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "Hey Dickey, how does it feel to get your heart cut out by an Auburn man?"
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Townhallsavoy on May 21, 2012, 10:23:02 AM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "Hey Dickey, how does it feel to get your heart cut out by an Auburn man?"

Jokes on you, Barner.  Alabama fans don't have heart. 
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 21, 2012, 10:29:23 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "What are you doing with that corndog?"
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Tiger Wench on May 22, 2012, 12:51:51 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask, "What are you doing with to that corndog?"

Fixt.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Kaos on May 22, 2012, 02:05:39 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask "Is that a fucking tomato on my sandwich? Because it better not be or this shit is going to be all up on the wall behind the counter."
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: GH2001 on May 22, 2012, 02:42:26 PM
I don't always talk to Bammers, but when I do I ask "Is that a fucking tomato on my sandwich? Because it better not be or this shit is going to be all up on the wall behind the counter."

Atta boy!
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: The Prowler on May 23, 2012, 05:07:33 AM
Off Topic...(mainly because I'm not sure how to put this in a "I Don't Always Talk To bammers")

I wasn't in a good mood after getting off of work, so I went to Wallmarks...of course.  Well, I overheard some guy ask the register lady (one lady with 97 registers empty), "Where's tha daum aluhbamuh Lindsey magazeens at or the uther aluhbamuh magazeens at?!?!?" She said I don't know, we might be sold out. Then the bammer was all, "this is bullshit!!" and he stormed out.

Little did he know, I'd taken ALL of the bammer magazines and put them in my cart, then I distributed them throughout the entire store, stashed behind stuff and flipped backwards.  I also took Auburn's Magazines, spread them out and made it look like they were taking up a 1/4 of the magazine shelves.  AAAGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Fuck You bammers, Fuck YOU!!!!!
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Saniflush on May 23, 2012, 07:19:45 AM
Doesn't that make you feel good?  I started doing that after Kaos said something about doing it a few years back.  Every time I go in somewhere that has magazines I take any of the ones that have the turds on the cover and hide them.  I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: djsimp on May 23, 2012, 08:40:48 AM
I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.

Around here, I put them behind the healthy foods.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 23, 2012, 10:47:22 AM
Fixt.

I debated with myself on which one to use, so I went with "with" so that corndog would two meanings. j/s LOL!
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 23, 2012, 10:54:01 AM
Around here, I put them behind the healthy foods.

Behind the teefbrushes would work just as well.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 23, 2012, 11:11:58 AM
Off Topic...(mainly because I'm not sure how to put this in a "I Don't Always Talk To bammers")

I wasn't in a good mood after getting off of work, so I went to Wallmarks...of course.  Well, I overheard some guy ask the register lady (one lady with 97 registers empty), "Where's tha daum aluhbamuh Lindsey magazeens at or the uther aluhbamuh magazeens at?!?!?" She said I don't know, we might be sold out. Then the bammer was all, "this is bullshit!!" and he stormed out.

Little did he know, I'd taken ALL of the bammer magazines and put them in my cart, then I distributed them throughout the entire store, stashed behind stuff and flipped backwards.  I also took Auburn's Magazines, spread them out and made it look like they were taking up a 1/4 of the magazine shelves.  AAAGGGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Fuck You bammers, Fuck YOU!!!!!

There must be a shitload of pictures in that magazines and easy places to color.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 23, 2012, 06:59:24 PM
I think the store shitter is the best place for anything bammer. If it goes in the shitter it gets flagged.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H03HMab-UI4
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Godfather on May 23, 2012, 11:57:45 PM
Doesn't that make you feel good?  I started doing that after Kaos said something about doing it a few years back.  Every time I go in somewhere that has magazines I take any of the ones that have the turds on the cover and hide them.  I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyr4gx4fxR1qfs598o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: The Prowler on May 24, 2012, 02:03:43 AM
Doesn't that make you feel good?  I started doing that after Kaos said something about doing it a few years back.  Every time I go in somewhere that has magazines I take any of the ones that have the turds on the cover and hide them.  I can usually just stash them behind Ebony or Jet and they pretty well will never be found.
lol yeah, it does...I thought I was the only one that did that until Kaos said something about it.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 24, 2012, 10:45:21 AM
lol yeah, it does...I thought I was the only one that did that until Kaos said something about it.

Been doin' it for years.  I feel it's my duty.  Felt I owed it to them.
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Saniflush on May 24, 2012, 10:54:43 AM
Been doin' it for years.  I feel it's my duty.  Felt I owed it to them.

Are you my pal Danny?
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: wesfau2 on May 24, 2012, 11:49:08 AM
Are you my pal Danny?

How 'bout a Fresca?
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Godfather on May 24, 2012, 11:50:41 AM
How 'bout a Fresca?
Don't sell yourself short you are a tremendous slouch
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 24, 2012, 12:07:15 PM
Don't sell yourself short you are a tremendous slouch

 :hijack:     :yallfu:
Title: Re: Harvey Updyke - Too Much Bama in Him
Post by: Saniflush on May 24, 2012, 01:05:17 PM
Don't sell yourself short you are a tremendous slouch

Did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy, that went to heaven?