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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Buzz Killington on May 06, 2012, 02:06:54 PM
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George Lindsey dead at 83.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/06/george-goober-lindsey-dead-andy-griffith-show/ (http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/06/george-goober-lindsey-dead-andy-griffith-show/)
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Awe shucks!
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This leaves 2 originals alive; Andy & Gomer.
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What?
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This leaves 2 originals alive; Andy & Gomer.
Opie died?
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Opie died?
Ron Howard is dead to me.
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Ron Howard is dead to me.
Snaggle obviously saw The Dilemma.
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Snaggle obviously saw The Dilemma.
I was in a dilemma rather or not to kill myself after that turd.
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Ron Howard is dead to me.
Me, too. He's a Roman Polanski loving, liberal fucktard. Aunt Bea would be ashamed of him.
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Me, too. He's a Roman Polanski loving, liberal fucktard. Aunt Bea would be ashamed of him.
To be fair, and this hurts to say it, but so is Andy.
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To be fair, and this hurts to say it, but so is Andy.
Andy Griffith...but not Andy Taylor.
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Andy Griffith...but not Andy Taylor.
That's Sheriff Taylor to you.
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To be fair, and this hurts to say it, but so is Andy.
Correct you are. Andy was the weakest major character on that show. Had it not been for Barney, Floyd, Gomer, and Otis; TAGS would not have been the classic it is today. Even the secondary characters were better; the Darlin's, Ernest T Bass, etc.
I would rate Andy right alongside Raif Hollister and Miss Clara on the scale of importance. All 3 were better than Howard Sprague, though.
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Correct you are. Andy was the weakest major character on that show. Had it not been for Barney, Floyd, Gomer, and Otis; TAGS would not have been the classic it is today. Even the secondary characters were better; the Darlin's, Ernest T Bass, etc.
I would rate Andy right alongside Raif Hollister and Miss Clara on the scale of importance. All 3 were better than Howard Sprague, though.
Don't get me wrong, I love the role of Sheriff Taylor. He was the perfect friend and father on that show. He did all the right things and was just the right amount of imperfect, but Andy Griffith as a person has disappointed me lately, i.e. the 2008 Election and a couple of recent movies he has done where he plays a crass pervert. It's just not what I want to see from him after knowing him as Andy Taylor growing up. Maybe I got too much into the nostalgia with that show, but Andy Taylor was what I think everyone should be, and Andy Griffith nowadays is just the opposite.
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Love Andy Griffith. Or should I say loved?
One of my all time favorite series. But now my youngest has discovered it and she's watching all the episodes in order on Netflix.
Andy was just a little bit creepy weird on those shows and he, more than any other character, really hammed it up. I'd never noticed that before.
You almost get the feeling that something not quite right was just beneath the surface of that shark-wide grin. Sinister even.
Or maybe something's wrong with me.
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Love Andy Griffith. Or should I say loved?
One of my all time favorite series. But now my youngest has discovered it and she's watching all the episodes in order on Netflix.
Andy was just a little bit creepy weird on those shows and he, more than any other character, really hammed it up. I'd never noticed that before.
You almost get the feeling that something not quite right was just beneath the surface of that shark-wide grin. Sinister even.
Or maybe something's wrong with me.
Nah you seem alright to me.
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Andy Griffith as a person has disappointed me lately, i.e. the 2008 Election and a couple of recent movies he has done where he plays a crass pervert.
He's old. That's what you become when you get old. We got a few prime specimens right here.
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He's old. That's what you become when you get old. We got a few prime specimens right here.
I caught a movie he did a couple of years ago on Netflix last week. He lives in a retirement home with nothing but women. Constant talks of rough sex with the residents and popping viagra. After popping Viagra he complains of not being able to get it back down and lasting all night long. That in itself isn't so weird, but hearing Andy say it? Was just plain weird. I didn't want to see Sheriff Taylor in that role. I'll never see Andy Griffith Show the same way again after seeing that.
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Constant talks of rough sex with the residents and popping viagra. After popping Viagra he complains of not being able to get it back down and lasting all night long.
SSDD around here. And isn't any kind of sex with old people, rough sex?
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SSDD around here. And isn't any kind of sex with old people, rough sex?
Joints popping all over the place...
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SSDD around here. And isn't any kind of sex with old people, rough sex?
So maybe Andy was the town stud after all in Mayberry. The Mayberry after dark threads are not so far fetched after all.
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SSDD around here. And isn't any kind of sex with old people, rough sex?
Dry too
Like humping a sand dune.
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Dry too
Like humping a sand dune.
Is it really?
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Dry too
Like that has ever stopped any of you.
I was thinking more about their thin papery skin....
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Like that has ever stopped any of you.
I was thinking more about their thin papery skin....
The creaking would get on my nerves. How can a guy get to the grand finale with all that annoying creaking? Like nails on a chalkboard I tell ya.
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Wouldn’t the bad part be him Cumming and her hip breaking? Two separate moans, for two separate reasons. :haha:
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I caught a movie he did a couple of years ago on Netflix last week. He lives in a retirement home with nothing but women. Constant talks of rough sex with the residents and popping viagra. After popping Viagra he complains of not being able to get it back down and lasting all night long. That in itself isn't so weird, but hearing Andy say it? Was just plain weird. I didn't want to see Sheriff Taylor in that role. I'll never see Andy Griffith Show the same way again after seeing that.
Just watch "A Face in the Crowd". It was pre-TAGS. He played a power hungry hick with a radio show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaLQMs_VDLw
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Correct you are. Andy was the weakest major character on that show. Had it not been for Barney, Floyd, Gomer, and Otis; TAGS would not have been the classic it is today. Even the secondary characters were better; the Darlin's, Ernest T Bass, etc.
I would rate Andy right alongside Raif Hollister and Miss Clara on the scale of importance. All 3 were better than Howard Sprague, though.
Take that shit back right now! Raif was far more important than Andy. If not for Raif, then Barney with his bad voice would have been the one to sing in front of the Ladies League. What a disaster that would have been for Mayberry, it would have never recovered. Raif saved Mayberry and that is more than Andy ever did for it.
Best role he ever played was in "A Face In The Crowd". He plays the asshole, which is I understand is actually how he is in real life, so the performance was natural for him.
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I'd rather remember him like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2fSw0ua5K0
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Take that shit back right now! Raif was far more important than Andy. If not for Raif, then Barney with his bad voice would have been the one to sing in front of the Ladies League. What a disaster that would have been for Mayberry, it would have never recovered. Raif saved Mayberry and that is more than Andy ever did for it.
Best role he ever played was in "A Face In The Crowd". He plays the asshole, which is I understand is actually how he is in real life, so the performance was natural for him.
Andy set that whole thing up. You beat everything, you know that?
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Andy set that whole thing up. You beat everything, you know that?
If there wasn't a Raif Hollister, Andy wouldn't have had anything to set up.
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Every one of you talking shit about Andy...I can't believe it, just can't believe it. :facepalm:
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I'd rather remember him like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2fSw0ua5K0
Roger?
WILCO!!!
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Every one of you talking shit about Andy...I can't believe it, just can't believe it. :facepalm:
Sheriff Taylor gets no respect. The man without a gun.
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Sheriff Taylor gets no respect. The man without a gun.
He prolly got rid of it right after getting rid of the wife. Perfect crime, small town sheriff, wife goes missing.
Bet that bitch got baked in one of Aunt Beas pies. Evil fucks the lot of them.
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He prolly got rid of it right after getting rid of the wife. Perfect crime, small town sheriff, wife goes missing.
Bet that bitch got baked in one of Aunt Beas pies. Evil fucks the lot of them.
I still laugh at the thought of Briscoe Darling and Aunt Bea in the kitchen getting frisky in the middle of the afternoon.
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I still laugh at the thought of Briscoe Darling and Aunt Bea in the kitchen getting frisky in the middle of the afternoon.
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f231/thatbarbgirl2/auntb.jpg)
Whitest teeth he ever came across.
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(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f231/thatbarbgirl2/auntb.jpg)
Whitest teeth he ever came across.
JR can draw the scenario better than I, but I imagine it went something along the lines of:
"Oh Mista Dahling. You know that tickles me deeply!"
"Miss Bea, hows about I try my jug blowing technique on ya in yer special Arreea! A 1 and a 2 and a way we goooooooo..."
(http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/748/dp5.JPG)
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JR can draw the scenario better than I, but I imagine it went something along the lines of:
"Oh Mista Dahling. You know that tickles me deeply!"
"Miss Bea, hows about I try my jug blowing technique on ya in yer special Arreea! A 1 and a 2 and a way we goooooooo..."
(http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/748/dp5.JPG)
You handled it real good. Maybe I can re-post it again tonight though, and act like I thunk it up.
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I kin git banjer sounds, an geetar sounds
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You handled it real good. Maybe I can re-post it again tonight though, and act like I thunk it up.
Im-a real good like with my tongue Miss Bea
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Im-a real good like with my tongue Miss Bea
Tongue user got to stand in line for Bea. She was town ho.
Mod Note: Not particularly titillating, but the nudity rule covers Aunt Bea's busted old nipples, too.
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Every one of you talking shit about Andy...I can't believe it, just can't believe it. :facepalm:
Andy was the kind of guy that would beef in the shower, then heel it down the drain. From several accounts, the guy is a dick in real life.
I'm not sure Briscoe would have beat the dust out of Aunt Bea's vag. After she fucked his hand up with the serving spoon up at his cabin for wearing his hat at the dinner table, Briscoe lost his spark.
That being said, I have no doubt in my mind that Sam the Butcher was laying the salami to her - and Clara Edwards, too. Hell, they were most likely doing some freaky 3 way shit in the meat market cooler. Why else would Sam give them that great deal on pork chops?
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Andy was the kind of guy that would beef in the shower, then heel it down the drain. From several accounts, the guy is a dick in real life.
I'm not sure Briscoe would have beat the dust out of Aunt Bea's vag. After she fucked his hand up with the serving spoon up at his cabin for wearing his hat at the dinner table, Briscoe lost his spark.
That being said, I have no doubt in my mind that Sam the Butcher was laying the salami to her - and Clara Edwards, too. Hell, they were most likely doing some freaky 3 way shit in the meat market cooler. Why else would Sam give them that great deal on pork chops?
Im pretty sure Floyd was hitting it after hours in back of the barber shop - until he had his stroke. Heck, that's probably what caused it, Bea's fat bottom cutting off oxygen in his femoral artery in the barber chair.
Oh, Mista Lawson - you do have a way with your hands.
Ohhhhh, ohhhhh yes...yes I do Miss Bea
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Im pretty sure Floyd was hitting it after hours in back of the barber shop - until he had his stroke. Heck, that's probably what caused it, Bea's fat bottom cutting off oxygen in his femoral artery in the barber chair.
Oh, Mista Lawson - you do have a way with your hands.
Ohhhhh, ohhhhh yes...yes I do Miss Bea
I bet Floyd took rent out in trade from Ellen Brown. Probably made her service Andy too.
(http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/257432.jpg)
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You people make me sick
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You people make me sick
With all the things they do today with computers and augmentation of old film, I'd love to see someone put together "Mayberry After Dark" and bring it all back to life in XXX.
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With all the things they do today with computers and augmentation of old film, I'd love to see someone put together "Mayberry After Dark" and bring it all back to life in XXX.
Please, God...no.
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Please, God...no.
You telling me you wouldn't watch Andy tapping Miss Ellie and giving her a facial?
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Please, God...no.
I don't know. Who was that hot pharmacist down at the drug store that Andy was sweet on? I wouldn't mind seeing that little vixen lay back and ta......
Wait...I mean, you people are sick
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Damn it...late. Miss Ellie
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I don't know. Who was that hot pharmacist down at the drug store that Andy was sweet on? I wouldn't mind seeing that little vixen lay back and ta......
Wait...I mean, you people are sick
Miss Ellie and Ellen Brown in a lezbo scene...that might work.
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Miss Ellie and Ellen Brown in a lezbo scene...that might work.
Ooooo....Daddy like. Put me in between and make a Snaggie sammich.
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You telling me you wouldn't watch Andy tapping Miss Ellie and giving her a facial?
Miss Ellie-nah-she would squrim and move and spit.
Now this lady would take it like a champ, tell Andy she wanted more, rub it on her face and (I'll be back in a minute)
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/4873449_std1.jpg)
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Miss Ellie-nah-she would squrim and move and spit.
Now this lady would take it like a champ, tell Andy she wanted more, rub it on her face and (I'll be back in a minute)
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/4873449_std1.jpg)
Although the concept hadn't been invented yet...I feel a Danza Slap would be in order.
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Andy tapped the following:
Nurse Peggy
(http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/8/r/8r1scod16nais1oi.jpg)
Ellie Walker
(http://images.wikia.com/mayberry/images/c/c9/Ellieandy_2.jpg)
The newspaper chick
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WCQ2iP3QxIQ/TheeeZJE6kI/AAAAAAAAGRQ/YalcrPIIwNw/s1600/Prisoner_of_Love_Susan_Oliver.jpg)
This random whore
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wa7Y1BTIrJg/0.jpg)
The Crump bitch
(http://marygreer.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/andy-griffith-s5e14.jpg)
This hoor from high school
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A funbag
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QoPaKHeBGgU/SzBGLfdiB-I/AAAAAAAAAVM/UoHamjkwEy8/s320/andy20621.jpg)
The rich bitch who might also have been Peggy?
(http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/28/5574/173256.jpg)
AND...
Charlene
(http://images.wikia.com/mayberry/images/f/f2/Cd1-1-.jpg)
And he probably bumped these two, too
(http://images.wikia.com/mayberry/images/a/af/EmmaWatson1.jpeg)(http://amayberrystateofmind.com/attachments/Image/Clara_Edwards.jpg)
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Andy and Floyd tag teamed the manicurist
(http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/748/AndyG367.jpg)
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You never actually saw her, but no doubt Andy picked up the phone countless times and said, "Uh Sarah...what time can I come over and eat your apple pie? Mmm Mm".
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I don't think Andy was afraid of keeping it on the down low either.
I bet Floyd was everyone’s bitch.
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/andy-floyd1.jpg)
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Dang, I forgot how many hotties had guest starring roles...Andy was busy.
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You telling me you wouldn't watch Andy tapping Miss Ellie and giving her a facial?
Well she already had a nice pearl necklace.
Oh Ellliieee! I was jus funnin with ya. Aint nobody gonnaaa make ya swallow thayut.
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Well she already had a nice pearl necklace.
Oh Ellliieee! I was jus funnin with ya. Aint nobody gonnaaa make ya swallow thayut.
Who's the boss, Ellie?
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Andy and Floyd tag teamed the manicurist
(http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/748/AndyG367.jpg)
Notice how Andy conveniently sits in the barber chair with a loose gown as if he's really getting a haircut. We all know he was in there picking up pussy. Dude didn't need a haricut. He also used the haircut gown to massage his tube steak discreetly when in the company of town hotties. Look at his face - you can tell that is exactly what he is doing. He's beating that thing with intense concentration.
That mother fucker.
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She gots some big ole natural teetays.
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She gots some big ole natural teetays.
Not a big secret really. You've seen her before.
(http://media.al.com/scenesource/photo/barbara-eden-i-dream-of-jeanniejpg-44a19f7093eb349e.jpg)
She called him "master". Oh, you know it was ON.
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Not a big secret really. You've seen her before.
(http://media.al.com/scenesource/photo/barbara-eden-i-dream-of-jeanniejpg-44a19f7093eb349e.jpg)
She called him "master". Oh, you know it was ON.
I cream on Jeanie
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I cream on Jeanie
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj63/angie6507/jeannie.gif) :taunt: (http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab277/ANNNNNNNNA_bucket/Animated%20Gif/Psychedelic%20Animated%20Gifs/thprey-4-orgasm.gif)
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I am disgusted with this thread. How dare you people speak of The Andy Griffith Show in this manner!
Fucking degenerates!
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Not a big secret really. You've seen her before.
(http://media.al.com/scenesource/photo/barbara-eden-i-dream-of-jeanniejpg-44a19f7093eb349e.jpg)
She called him "master". Oh, you know it was ON.
Boioooong!
The great thing about Jeanie is that you could hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker with her own genie bottle.
Back to Mayberry, you just know Barney was wearing Thelma Lou out, then heading over to the diner and shagging Juanita the waitress right there on the lunch counter.
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Boioooong!
The great thing about Jeanie is that you could hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker with her own genie bottle.
Back to Mayberry, you just know Barney was wearing Thelma Lou out, then heading over to the diner and shagging Juanita the waitress right there on the lunch counter.
"Beef in the shower then heel it down the drain" and now "hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker". Dude, you got some words that make me chortle!
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Boioooong!
The great thing about Jeanie is that you could hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker with her own genie bottle.
Back to Mayberry, you just know Barney was wearing Thelma Lou out, then heading over to the diner and shagging Juanita the waitress right there on the lunch counter.
Nita.....Juaaaaaaaaannnnita
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Back to Mayberry, you just know Barney was wearing Thelma Lou out, then heading over to the diner and shagging Juanita the waitress right there on the lunch counter.
You reckon that's what he was always talking about when he was referring to getting the "Special" over at the Diner? I do recall now that it wasn't any specific day. Any day could have the "Special".
Damn, Barney and Andy were fucking the whole town. That's why Thelma Lou and Helen were always pissed at em. Dudes were whores.
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You reckon that's what he was always talking about when he was referring to getting the "Special" over at the Diner? I do recall now that it wasn't any specific day. Any day could have the "Special".
Damn, Barney and Andy were fucking the whole town. That's why Thelma Lou and Helen were always pissed at em. Dudes were whores.
Chicks dig a uniform, man. They weren't only poking all the Mayberry wimmens, they were scoring cooch as far away as Mount Pilot.
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"Beef in the shower then heel it down the drain" and now "hit her doggy style while reaming her in the stinker". Dude, you got some words that make me chortle!
I get a vision and go with it. I envisioned Major Nelson beating it out and right as he is about to bust a nut, genie smoke comes out of the bottle ( which is stuck halfway out of her pooper). He skeets into the bottle which, as we all know, is Jeanie's house. This pisses her off and she ends up putting him on a deserted island.
Damn, I really need some therapy.
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I get a vision and go with it. I envisioned Major Nelson beating it out and right as he is about to bust a nut, genie smoke comes out of the bottle ( which is stuck halfway out of her pooper). He skeets into the bottle which, as we all know, is Jeanie's house. This pisses her off and she ends up putting him on a deserted island.
Damn, I really need some therapy.
Different styles, but you and K are great wordsmiths.