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Title: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: wesfau2 on April 12, 2012, 12:30:12 PM
Never thought I'd see the day.

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2012/04/senate_approves_five_new_aubur.html (http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2012/04/senate_approves_five_new_aubur.html)
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Godfather on April 12, 2012, 12:33:17 PM
Never thought I'd see the day.

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2012/04/senate_approves_five_new_aubur.html (http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2012/04/senate_approves_five_new_aubur.html)

and you wouldn't have, if he hadn't run out of money.


those pesky mortgages!!!
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: AUChizad on April 12, 2012, 12:37:07 PM
The beautiful poetic justice is that this happened on the same day that Bobby Petrino was officially fired.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: JR4AU on April 12, 2012, 12:39:41 PM
Never thought I'd see the day.

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2012/04/senate_approves_five_new_aubur.html (http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2012/04/senate_approves_five_new_aubur.html)

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• Elizabeth Huntley of Clanton, 41, an associate and corporate-defense attorney with Lightfoot, Franklin & White in Birmingham.

Lightfoot, Franklin, and White represents Auburn in legal matters.  It would seem to me there's potential for conflict here. 
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Saniflush on April 12, 2012, 12:48:26 PM
She a big girl.

http://www.lightfootlaw.com/alabama-lawyer/elizabeth-h-huntley (http://www.lightfootlaw.com/alabama-lawyer/elizabeth-h-huntley)
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: JR4AU on April 12, 2012, 12:52:36 PM
She a big girl.

http://www.lightfootlaw.com/alabama-lawyer/elizabeth-h-huntley (http://www.lightfootlaw.com/alabama-lawyer/elizabeth-h-huntley)

Well now, that changes everything.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Godfather on April 12, 2012, 01:03:18 PM
She a big girl.

http://www.lightfootlaw.com/alabama-lawyer/elizabeth-h-huntley (http://www.lightfootlaw.com/alabama-lawyer/elizabeth-h-huntley)

Bigger the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Saniflush on April 12, 2012, 01:04:28 PM
Bigger the berry, the sweeter the juice.


Somebody kill a cheetah?
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Godfather on April 12, 2012, 01:10:08 PM

Somebody kill a cheetah?
Switched movies, but i'll allow it.

I boinked her!
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Godfather on April 12, 2012, 01:11:39 PM
In Lowder's defense I do believe that he did more good for the University than bad.   
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 12, 2012, 01:14:17 PM
In Lowder's defense I do believe that he did more good for the University than bad.

This. 
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: GH2001 on April 12, 2012, 01:14:47 PM
In Lowder's defense I do believe that he did more good for the University than bad.

Agree.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Saniflush on April 12, 2012, 01:23:35 PM
Switched movies, but i'll allow it.

I boinked her!


Actually I didn't because the quote you were trying to make was "Blacker the berry".

just sayin'.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Godfather on April 12, 2012, 01:27:31 PM

Actually I didn't because the quote you were trying to make was "Blacker the berry".

just sayin'.

No actually it was a setup you were supposed to say I thought it was the blacker the berry? (Smokey says the darker the berry I just changed it to fit the situation.)

To which my response would have been, yeah well she blacker then a motherfucker too.

I allowed it because my quote wasn't 100% correct.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: JR4AU on April 12, 2012, 01:33:31 PM
Agree.

I concur.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: AUChizad on April 12, 2012, 02:35:41 PM
No actually it was a setup you were supposed to say I thought it was the blacker the berry? (Smokey says the darker the berry I just changed it to fit the situation.)

To which my response would have been, yeah well she blacker then a motherfucker too.

I allowed it because my quote wasn't 100% correct.
Still isn't.

Smokey said "the older the berry".
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Tiger Wench on April 12, 2012, 02:57:00 PM
In Lowder's defense I do believe that he did more good for the University than bad.

The good in quantity, maybe.

Unfortunately, the bad was VERY FUCKING BAD. Almost cost us our accreditation.  That's pretty fucking bad.

Kind of like a philanthropist who is also a serial killer.  Yeh, he did a lot of good with his money, but there was that sororiety girl he blugeoned to death...

Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Godfather on April 12, 2012, 02:57:45 PM
Still isn't.

Smokey said "the older the berry".
Yeah, well she older than a motherfucker too
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Godfather on April 12, 2012, 03:00:04 PM
The good in quantity, maybe.

Unfortunately, the bad was VERY FUCKING BAD. Almost cost us our accreditation.  That's pretty fucking bad.

Kind of like a philanthropist who is also a serial killer.  Yeh, he did a lot of good with his money, but there was that sororiety girl he blugeoned to death...

That wasn't just him though, and I still think that was complete bullshit.  WTF does hiring a football coach have anything to do with a schools accreditation. 
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 12, 2012, 03:59:37 PM
Bigger the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Ham...no burger
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Godfather on April 13, 2012, 08:28:48 AM
Ham...no burger
I like your moxy!
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Jumbo on April 13, 2012, 12:13:09 PM
She a big girl.

http://www.lightfootlaw.com/alabama-lawyer/elizabeth-h-huntley (http://www.lightfootlaw.com/alabama-lawyer/elizabeth-h-huntley)
Specially the big girl, big girls need love too no discrimination here.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2012, 12:53:30 PM
Specially the big girl, big girls need love too no discrimination here.

Hey big girl, make em' back it up.....make em' back it up.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 13, 2012, 01:23:23 PM
Well, Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda...
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2012, 01:32:27 PM
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’. That’s what I said...The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read..My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on April 13, 2012, 01:44:11 PM
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 13, 2012, 01:46:45 PM
Back that thing up
throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2012, 01:54:36 PM
What you gon' do with all that junk?
 All that junk inside that trunk?
 
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 13, 2012, 01:58:00 PM
shake-a shake-a
when she skaking that big caboose
got your ass crunk and they about to pop loose
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2012, 02:00:57 PM
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom zoom zoom in a boom boom.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 13, 2012, 02:08:24 PM
You gotta shake it till your camel starts to hurt
Shake it like a salt shaker
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2012, 02:19:07 PM
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
 Thighs like what what what
 Baby move your butt butt butt
 
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: GH2001 on April 13, 2012, 02:25:28 PM
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.

+1 to AUTiger2000 just for thinking of LZ.
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 13, 2012, 02:27:19 PM
She said I ain't gonna fix you no more chicken
And no more Momma's chocolate pies
And here's something heave for you baby
You can kiss big booty good-bye
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2012, 02:29:16 PM
Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on April 13, 2012, 03:54:00 PM
+1 to AUTiger2000 just for thinking of LZ.

This should be worth +10 then.

I got a cool-shaking baby, shake like jello on a plate
When my baby walk, you know she's fine and mellow
Every time she stops, her flesh it shake like jello
Title: Re: Lowder Officially Out
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2012, 04:05:36 PM
I got girls to my left and girls to my right
 Shake your booty baby, it's lookin' alright
 I got booty to my left and booty to my right
 Give me booty baby and I'll lick it all night
 I wish yo ass was all up on me
 So I could put my tongue inside those cheeks