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Title: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 09:38:16 AM
William "Captain Kirk" Shatner turns 81 today.   
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 22, 2012, 09:47:05 AM
I thought he died in a horrible bus accident recently?
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Godfather on March 22, 2012, 10:37:58 AM
How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.
William Shatner

Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: AUJarhead on March 22, 2012, 10:52:21 AM
And sleep with the green aliens.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 10:57:06 AM
Quote from: Godfather on March 22, 2012, 10:37:58 AM
How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.
William Shatner

Highly illogical, Captain
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Godfather on March 22, 2012, 11:00:54 AM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 10:57:06 AM
Highly illogical, Captain
Dammit Jim...I'm a doctor not a coal miner.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2012, 12:15:08 PM
And he never said " Beam me up scotty"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beam_me_up,_Scotty (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beam_me_up,_Scotty)   
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 12:25:54 PM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2012, 12:15:08 PM
And he never said " Beam me up scotty"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beam_me_up,_Scotty (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beam_me_up,_Scotty)   

Do you go through life looking for ways to steal all the joy from others' existence?  Damn you and your wiki's.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2012, 12:37:20 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 12:25:54 PM
Do you go through life looking for ways to steal all the joy from others' existence?  Damn you and your wiki's.

No, I just have so much respect for you and your post that I want you to be accurate. (http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll30/jillysaurusrex/animated%20gifs/z42243697.gif)
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: wesfau2 on March 22, 2012, 12:40:35 PM
Have never seen the appeal of Star Trek...or TJ Hooker.

So, for me, he'll always be Denny Crane.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 12:42:44 PM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2012, 12:37:20 PM
No, I just have so much respect for you and your post that I want you to be accurate. (http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll30/jillysaurusrex/animated%20gifs/z42243697.gif)

May a crazed band of camel jockeys give your sister a hysterectomy.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 22, 2012, 12:59:15 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 22, 2012, 12:40:35 PM
Have never seen the appeal of Star Trek...or TJ Hooker.

So, for me, he'll always be Denny Crane.

He and Spader made a great duo.  I miss that show.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: AUTiger1 on March 22, 2012, 01:15:49 PM
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 22, 2012, 12:40:35 PM
Have never seen the appeal of Star Trek...or TJ Hooker.

So, for me, he'll always be Denny Crane.

Bra-fucking-vo!   

What's my name?   
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Tarheel on March 22, 2012, 01:39:39 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 09:38:16 AM
William "Captain Kirk" Shatner turns 81 today.   

From William Shatner's groundbreaking album "Has Been"...here's his hit "You'll Have Time":

http://youtu.be/h9eQ8_T1ytU (http://youtu.be/h9eQ8_T1ytU)

"'Live life, live life, like you're gonna die.  Because you are.  You're.  Gonna.  Die...'"


I think he was :high: when he sang this...
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 22, 2012, 01:58:38 PM
Quote from: Tarheel on March 22, 2012, 01:39:39 PM
From William Shatner's groundbreaking album "Has Been"...here's his hit "You'll Have Time":

http://youtu.be/h9eQ8_T1ytU (http://youtu.be/h9eQ8_T1ytU)

"'Live life, live life, like you're gonna die.  Because you are.  You're.  Gonna.  Die...'"


I think he was :high: when he sang this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY#noexternalembed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY#noexternalembed)
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2012, 02:27:32 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 12:42:44 PM
May a crazed band of camel jockeys give your sister a hysterectomy.

Well two things-She's already had one and why do you hate camel jockeys?
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 03:27:27 PM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2012, 02:27:32 PM
Well two things-She's already had one and why do you hate camel jockeys?

May your only son become a Pointer Sister
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 03:27:27 PM
May your only son become a Pointer Sister

I don't have any kids-Tis why I can surf Porn at the house without worry.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 04:15:22 PM
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
I don't have any kids-Tis why I can surf Porn at the house without worry.

Well then...

May a swarm of gay chiggers open a disco on your grandfather.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 22, 2012, 07:22:54 PM
May an evil genie put splinters in your Aurora tissue.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2012, 10:28:19 AM
May a crazed Arab repairman board up your girlfriend.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Godfather on March 23, 2012, 10:32:00 AM
Snotty beamed me up twice this morning...it was wonderful.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2012, 10:52:01 AM
May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: GH2001 on March 23, 2012, 11:23:24 AM
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 22, 2012, 12:40:35 PM
Have never seen the appeal of Star Trek...or TJ Hooker.

So, for me, he'll always be Denny Crane.

Or himself from.....RESCUE.....9 1 1
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 23, 2012, 11:35:14 AM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2012, 04:15:22 PM
Well then...

May a swarm of gay chiggers open a disco on your grandfather.

They would fall through his bones.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 23, 2012, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 23, 2012, 10:52:01 AM
May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist.
May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 24, 2012, 09:57:26 AM
I think I know his secret:

(http://thegentlemanblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/f11ydh1xmg8ii8x.jpg)
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: GarMan on March 24, 2012, 02:32:10 PM
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on March 24, 2012, 09:57:26 AM
I think I know his secret:
That's reserved for alphas only.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 02, 2012, 03:30:03 PM
May a weird customs inspector discover a secret compartment in your sister.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 02, 2012, 07:00:19 PM
May your favorite aunt develop a crust on her hip.
Title: Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 03, 2012, 09:14:10 AM
May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your hope chest