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Title: Tarheel????
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 27, 2012, 12:35:56 PM
Where in the hell has he been?  It's starting to heat up in the political world and he is MIA?   Calling shenanigans and Tom Foolery.  He needs to get his priorities in order.

Can Uncle Sain and Garman check in on him and make sure he is still alive and kicking?

Also put this in the political forum in case he is lurking he will come here first.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GH2001 on January 27, 2012, 12:37:05 PM
Where in the hell has he been?  It's starting to heat up in the political world and he is MIA?   Calling shenanigans and Tom Foolery.  He needs to get his priorities in order.

Can Uncle Sain and Garman check in on him and make sure he is still alive and kicking?

Also put this in the political forum in case he is lurking he will come here first.

Seriously though. Its an election year and its basketball season. And NADA from Tarheel.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: djsimp on January 27, 2012, 02:40:42 PM
I think he is pissed because Indiana is doing so well in basketball and he just can't come out into the public.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 27, 2012, 02:54:58 PM
I think he is pissed because Duke is doing so well in basketball and he just can't come out into the public.

FTFY
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GH2001 on January 27, 2012, 02:59:07 PM
FTFY

O'RLY??

Quote
1 Kentucky (61)  19-1 1,620
2 Missouri (2)  18-1 1,532
3 Syracuse (2)  20-1 1,506
4 Ohio State 17-3 1,411
5 Kansas 16-3 1,383
6 Baylor 17-2 1,234
7 North Carolina 16-3 1,232
8 Duke 16-3 1,176

I keed. But seriously, with the talent that Duke and UNC both returned, they shouldn't have lost a game until at least Feb. (excluding when they play either other)
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 27, 2012, 04:02:17 PM
I know this is the Politico Forum but you know what?  I don't give a shizzit.

Duke is a strange team to figure out.  They're huge inside with the 8 Plumlee brothers all going 6'10" and 6'11" along with Ryan Kelly.  The guards are where the problem lies.  All of them can shoot from anywhere on the court, smooth as silk (God, if Auburn had just one) But...they just can't defend on the perimeter.  Any team that has quick and physical guards gives Duke fits.  Teams get in the paint way too easily on them and that's why I see UNC handling that ass this year.  Duke is capable of beating anyone in the country on just about any night.  But if you attack their guards, you've got a great chance.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GH2001 on January 27, 2012, 04:35:37 PM
I know this is the Politico Forum but you know what?  I don't give a shizzit.

Duke is a strange team to figure out.  They're huge inside with the 8 Plumlee brothers all going 6'10" and 6'11" along with Ryan Kelly.  The guards are where the problem lies.  All of them can shoot from anywhere on the court, smooth as silk (God, if Auburn had just one) But...they just can't defend on the perimeter.  Any team that has quick and physical guards gives Duke fits.  Teams get in the paint way too easily on them and that's why I see UNC handling that ass this year.  Duke is capable of beating anyone in the country on just about any night.  But if you attack their guards, you've got a great chance.

College Sports in the South ARE political now, so its all good.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GarMan on January 27, 2012, 09:39:43 PM
Where in the hell has he been?  It's starting to heat up in the political world and he is MIA?   Calling shenanigans and Tom Foolery.  He needs to get his priorities in order.

Can Uncle Sain and Garman check in on him and make sure he is still alive and kicking?

Also put this in the political forum in case he is lurking he will come here first.
He's been busy...  He joined some cult.  Scientology I believe.  He also became a Democrat and started smoking dope with some of his new gay friends.  He replaced all of his incandescents with CFLs and LEDs too.  He really went off the deep end... 

Actually, we're gonna meet up in a few, smoke cigars, grill dead animals and drink Scotch, Rum and Burbinz...  Possibly in that order. 
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Jumbo on January 28, 2012, 01:19:39 AM
He's been busy...  He joined some cult.  Scientology I believe.  He also became a Democrat and started smoking dope with some of his new gay friends.  He replaced all of his incandescents with CFLs and LEDs too.  He really went off the deep end... 

Actually, we're gonna meet up in a few, smoke cigars, grill dead animals and drink Scotch, Rum and Burbinz...  Possibly in that order.
Don't forget falling asleep between each drink.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 28, 2012, 10:04:47 AM
He's been busy...  He joined some cult.  Scientology I believe.  He also became a Democrat and started smoking dope with some of his new gay friends.  He replaced all of his incandescents with CFLs and LEDs too.  He really went off the deep end... 

Actually, we're gonna meet up in a few, smoke cigars, grill dead animals and drink Scotch, Rum and Burbinz...  Possibly in that order.

I always had my suspicions that he was a Hippie.  I was going to talk smack about how if the Tarheels would have given a little more "umph" and not been pussies that Pickett's Charge would have been successful, but I figured that was taking it to far :)

Sounds like a damn good time other than the Scotch.

Don't forget falling asleep between each drink.
*snicker*
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GarMan on January 28, 2012, 01:56:51 PM
Sounds like a damn good time other than the Scotch. 

Scotch'll make your balls drop... 
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 08, 2012, 05:06:18 PM
FTFY


Who is this creature talking smack about the Tarheels?

The last I checked we were in 5th Place on the AP...where are the Dookies?  10th.

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/rankings (http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/rankings)

Of course that could change tonight after the game at the Dean Smith Center.

I'll be watching.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 08, 2012, 05:09:13 PM
I always had my suspicions that he was a Hippie. I was going to talk smack about how if the Tarheels would have given a little more "umph" and not been pussies that Pickett's Charge would have been successful, but I figured that was taking it to far :)

Sounds like a damn good time other than the Scotch.
*snicker*

No, but talking smack about some errant North Carolinians (who were following orders by the way) shooting Stonewall Jackson would be taking things too far.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 08, 2012, 05:11:01 PM
He's been busy...  He joined some cult.  Scientology I believe.  He also became a Democrat and started smoking dope with some of his new gay friends.  He replaced all of his incandescents with CFLs and LEDs too.  He really went off the deep end... 

Actually, we're gonna meet up in a few, smoke cigars, grill dead animals and drink Scotch, Rum and Burbinz...  Possibly in that order.


Don't judge me.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 08, 2012, 05:14:51 PM
No, but talking smack about some errant North Carolinians (who were following orders by the way) shooting Stonewall Jackson would be taking things too far.

I didn't want to piss you off immediately.   Oh, why do you have a goat as a mascot?  And why doesn't RWS love your team, I mean you have a goat for a mascot!
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GarMan on February 08, 2012, 05:25:50 PM
Don't judge me.
I judge everyone.  It's how I roll.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 08, 2012, 05:33:17 PM
I didn't want to piss you off immediately.   Oh, why do you have a goat as a mascot?  And why doesn't RWS love your team, I mean you have a goat for a mascot!

It's a Ram.

We've been over this.

 :facepalm:


(just kidding of course...

but that does piss me off)
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 08, 2012, 11:52:30 PM
It's a Ram.

We've been over this.

 :facepalm:


(just kidding of course...

but that does piss me off)

Are you making it down/over for the basketball outing?
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GH2001 on February 09, 2012, 11:11:06 AM
Are you making it down/over for the basketball outing?

UNC had a "bad outing" last night.

They should have just handed the damn dookies the game.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 01:11:46 PM
UNC had a "bad outing" last night.

They should have just handed the damn dookies the game.

I'm sure Snagglepuss is celebrating.

Yeah, what a disappointment.  I know this type of commentary belongs in the BB forum but I'll say it here anyway (report me to the Mods); two factors were involved here with the first one being the Tarheels playing this particular game with the same strategy that I've seen forever, wear the opponent down, gain a lead of 12 to 20 plus points, then slow down the tempo in the last few minutes of the game.  That is not going to cut it with as dangerous an opponent as Duke.  The second factor was that last, very lucky (I'm sure some would say "skillful"...but that's a delusional assessment) 3 pt shot by Duke in the last 2 seconds of the game.

And, as a codicil, you have GOT to make the free throws.  GOT to.  There's no excuses especially at a program like Carolina.

I've said my peace.  We'll see how the Tarheels play at that quaint little gym in Durham in a few weeks.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 01:13:55 PM
Are you making it down/over for the basketball outing?

I'll check the calendar and talk with Sani; isn't it the 18th?  (Guess I need to look in teh BB Forum eh?)
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 09, 2012, 02:10:21 PM
I'll check the calendar and talk with Sani; isn't it the 18th?  (Guess I need to look in teh BB Forum eh?)

The 3rd of March.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 02:14:56 PM
The 3rd of March.

I think we finally figured that out; thanks for letting me know.  Look forward to enjoying a good scotch with you at some point.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 09, 2012, 02:33:03 PM
I think we finally figured that out; thanks for letting me know.  Look forward to enjoying a good scotch burrbinz with you at some point.

FTFY
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GarMan on February 09, 2012, 02:36:38 PM
FTFY
Funny...  I pictured you as more of a Cosmo guy. 
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Saniflush on February 09, 2012, 02:44:01 PM
Funny...  I pictured you as more of a Cosmo guy.

I think that's his reading pleasure.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GH2001 on February 09, 2012, 02:48:08 PM
The same strategy that I've seen forever, wear the opponent down, gain a lead of 12 to 20 plus points, then slow down the tempo in the last few minutes of the game.  That is not going to cut it with a dangerous  opponent

Did I miss where UNC hired Tuberville?
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 09, 2012, 03:09:26 PM
Funny...  I pictured you as more of a Cosmo guy.

That cuts.........

I think that's his reading pleasure.

Et tu, Brute?
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 03:22:10 PM
Did I miss where UNC hired Tuberville?


There seems to be some bitterness in your posts, GH.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 03:24:45 PM
FTFY


Burrbinz it is then!

Now if we can find a place where the damn smoke nazis will allow us to smoke some fine cigars I'll be happy.  About the only cigar-friendly place that I found last year was in Sani's truck.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Saniflush on February 09, 2012, 03:27:11 PM

Burrbinz it is then!

Now if we can find a place where the damn smoke nazis will allow us to smoke some fine cigars I'll be happy.  About the only cigar-friendly place that I found last year was in Sani's truck.

It's also puke friendly to you.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 03:39:06 PM
It's also puke friendly to you.

So is Magnolia Avenue.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Saniflush on February 09, 2012, 03:44:55 PM
So is Magnolia Avenue.

moving even.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GarMan on February 09, 2012, 04:04:29 PM
moving even. 
Skills... 
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 09, 2012, 04:22:11 PM
moving even.

Skills... 


There's times not a force in the 'verse that can stop me.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 07:30:52 AM
One must become one with the puke.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 10, 2012, 10:37:06 AM
I'm sure Snagglepuss is celebrating.

Yeah, what a disappointment.  I know this type of commentary belongs in the BB forum but I'll say it here anyway (report me to the Mods); two factors were involved here with the first one being the Tarheels playing this particular game with the same strategy that I've seen forever, wear the opponent down, gain a lead of 12 to 20 plus points, then slow down the tempo in the last few minutes of the game.  That is not going to cut it with as dangerous an opponent as Duke.  The second factor was that last, very lucky (I'm sure some would say "skillful"...but that's a delusional assessment) 3 pt shot by Duke in the last 2 seconds of the game.

And, as a codicil, you have GOT to make the free throws.  GOT to.  There's no excuses especially at a program like Carolina.

I've said my peace.  We'll see how the Tarheels play at that quaint little gym in Durham in a few weeks.

Was out yesterday so I couldn't respond.  And yes, I was cheesin' after the game.  I watched some of the pressers of both corches after the game and damn, you can't get two more classy individuals.  One of the first things out of Coach Buy-a-vowel's mouth was "I still think they're the better team. We just fought and hung around and got hot right at the end."  He went on to praise UNC's players, the fans etc.  Corch Williams was getting asked why he did this or that and he said, "Hey, there was another team on the floor tonight that had a little something to do with the outcome".

I look forward to the meeting in the quaint little gym across town.     
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 10, 2012, 10:41:56 AM
Was out yesterday so I couldn't respond.  And yes, I was cheesin' after the game.  I watched some of the pressers of both corches after the game and damn, you can't get two more classy individuals.  One of the first things out of Coach Buy-a-vowel's mouth was "I still think they're the better team. We just fought and hung around and got hot right at the end."  He went on to praise UNC's players, the fans etc.  Corch Williams was getting asked why he did this or that and he said, "Hey, there was another team on the floor tonight that had a little something to do with the outcome".

I look forward to the meeting in the quaint little gym across town.     

I tried to smoke what I had planned on being a Victory cigar after the game but it tasted just a little bitter.

Hope that you can make it to the TigersX BB Outing (I might be wearing Carolina Blue that day...).
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 10, 2012, 10:48:17 AM
I tried to smoke what I had planned on being a Victory cigar after the game but it tasted just a little bitter.

Hope that you can make it to the TigersX BB Outing (I might be wearing Carolina Blue that day...).

Would love to make it.  Trying to decide between a few hours drinking with Degeneration X and bad basketball, or a weekend of drinking and watching old bands at the beach.  Go ahead and wear the baby blue.  Only crimpsum offends me.  (Insert smiley emoticon that I don't have here)
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 10, 2012, 11:05:25 AM
Would love to make it.  Trying to decide between a few hours drinking with Degeneration X and bad basketball, or a weekend of drinking and watching old bands at the beach.  Go ahead and wear the baby blue.  Only crimpsum offends me.  (Insert smiley emoticon that I don't have here)

Crimpsum is verboten in my house.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 10, 2012, 11:10:51 AM
Would love to make it.  Trying to decide between a few hours drinking with Degeneration X and bad basketball, or a weekend of drinking and watching old bands at the beach. Go ahead and wear the baby blue.  Only crimpsum offends me.  (Insert smiley emoticon that I don't have here)

Um, excuse me but, WTF is this shit in bold mean? 

Priorities, you need some.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 11:13:48 AM
Um, excuse me but, WTF is this shit in bold mean? 

Priorities, you need some.

The term douche bag comes to mind.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 10, 2012, 11:17:35 AM
The term douche bag comes to mind.

 :muttley:
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 10, 2012, 11:34:46 AM
Um, excuse me but, WTF is this shitake in bold mean? 

Priorities, you need some.

The term douche bag comes to mind.


And here I was trying to be civil with a Dook sympathizer.

 :bc:
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 11:36:20 AM

And here I was trying to be civil with a Dook sympathizer.

 :bc:

It's a cold harsh world.  Best to let the general fucktard know that.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 10, 2012, 12:54:09 PM
We shouldn't be surprised though...for a guy that supposedly cares so much, he has never made an official X event.  This makes me sad.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 10, 2012, 01:43:22 PM
We shouldn't be surprised though...for a guy that supposedly cares so much, he has never made an official X event.  This makes me sad.

I beg your excuse me.  I have personally watched Garman fall sound asleep in Beard Eaves..after watching Sani lick the window at Momma's....then stumbled across campus from the Convention Center to my truck...in a semi-innebriated state.  Thank you very little.

But damn it, Eli is going to be at the beach.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Tarheel on February 10, 2012, 02:05:11 PM
I beg your excuse me.  I have personally watched Garman fall sound asleep in Beard Eaves..after watching Sani lick the window at Momma's....then stumbled across campus from the Convention Center to my truck...in a semi-innebriated state.  Thank you very little.

But damn it, Eli is going to be at the beach.

I'm glad that somebody remembers all of that...you must not have been too inebriated.  I'm not sure that I remember it myself...but my trips to the Plains usually start with a peckertail mixed drink (*edit) at 0500 EST and end 24 hours later in another time zone.

*edit: after looking at my own post I realized I prolly should have used a different word; I must have a talk with one of the Mods about the euphemism heuristics and word replacements.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 10, 2012, 02:09:25 PM
I'm glad that somebody remembers all of that...you must not have been too inebriated.  I'm not sure that I remember it myself...but my trips to the Plains usually start with a cocktail at 0500 EST and end 24 hours later in another time zone.

No question you guys showed up with a huuuge head start.  I walked outside to make a call and turned around to see Sani seductively wiping the front window of Momma's clean with his tongue.  I knew it would be a good day from that point on.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 02:18:55 PM
No question you guys showed up with a huuuge head start.  I walked outside to make a call and turned around to see Sani seductively wiping the front window of Momma's clean with his tongue.  I knew it would be a good day from that point on.

You just cannot hide money.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: GarMan on February 10, 2012, 02:43:28 PM
No question you guys showed up with a huuuge head start.  I walked outside to make a call and turned around to see Sani seductively wiping the front window of Momma's clean with his tongue.  I knew it would be a good day from that point on. 
What is this of which you speak?  If I don't remember it, it didn't happen. 
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 10, 2012, 03:00:25 PM
I beg your excuse me.  I have personally watched Garman fall sound asleep in Beard Eaves..after watching Sani lick the window at Momma's....then stumbled across campus from the Convention Center to my truck...in a semi-innebriated state.  Thank you very little.

But damn it, Eli is going to be at the beach.

I hate I missed that one. 

You can hear Eli Gold anytime on teh radios.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 03:35:21 PM
What is this of which you speak?  If I don't remember it, it didn't happen.


Especially if it's your dog.
Title: Re: Tarheel????
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 10, 2012, 04:35:25 PM
You can hear Eli Gold anytime on teh radios.

Yeah, but I hear that he wants to fuck Mr. Gold in his bunghole and lick on his peckertail.

You can't do that on teh radios.